- u call suicide prevention and they put u on hold
- u put your bra on backwards and it fits better
- your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
- your son tells u he was harassed by Janet Reno
- u want to put on the clothes u wore home from last night's party....and there aren't any
- u turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
- your twin sister forgets your birthday
- u wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize that u don't have a waterbed
- your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as u follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway
- u see the 60 minutes news team waiting in your office
- your boss tells u not to bother to take off your coat
- u walk to work and discover that your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose
- your kids say, "did u know that it's almosy impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet?"
- your driving to work smoking a cigarette. at a stop light, u drop it between your legs. as u frantically search for it, a full city bus pulls up alongside of your car.
- u wake up too late to catch the van pool....then u realize that you're driving the van this week