2. Drink a bottle of Sam Adams
3. Have sex with Alex's girl
4. Kill Johnny
5. Become Hitler
6. Rule all of Germany
7. Stop being Hitler
8. Throw a rock at Britney's head
9. Stop using my thinking cap
10. Buy Ralph a thinking cap so that he can stop thinking about my sexy ass
11. Tell Sean to get another boyfriend in his bed
12. Make Ralph stop being a gay hooker
13. Tell Sean to stop giving it up the ass
14. Make Ralph stop raping him so that 13 can be successful
15. Have another Sam Adams
16. Piss on a pay phone
17. Watch the Raiders win the Super bowl
18. Play Game Cube with Ralph
19. Beat the shit out of David (Heather's friend)
20. Own the Play Boy Mansion
21. Let Lonny fuck all the play mates
22. Piss on a play mate
23. Rent a midget and slap her ass with a yardstick
24. Zip Britney's little brother in a sleeping bag and throw him in the river
25. Change my name to Lieutenant Dick
26. Become a serial killer
27. Be on the 6 o'clock news
28. Breast feed an Alligator
29. Have some with Britney and Briana at the same time
30. Rob Wal*Mart with Robbie
31. Go to a strip joint with Robbie
32. Flush Eric and Vincent's heads
33. Go on a shooting spree with Drew
34. Kill President Bush
35. Rape his daughters and his wife
36. Join an Anarchist Movement Group
37. Burn down the White House
38. Let Ralph butt rape the leader of the Anarchist group
39. Become Ghandi
40. Have sex with dirty dirty sluts
41. Let my Ghandi loving people burn in the pits of hell
42. Stop being Ghandi
43. Drink a night away
44. Kidnap Heather
45. Find a cure for AIDS, then rape Heather