2. ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that u did not ask the price for.
3. pretend like your window is broken. tell the employee this. order with your door open, pay with your door open. roll down the window and take food through the window.
4. go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. put up a fight.
5. pay for a large order in pennies and nickles unwrapped.
6. order in another language. be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. when asked if they can take your order, tell them u are just window shopping and drive on.
8. laugh sadistically when asked if u would like ketchup.
9. ask how they fit into that little box.
10. if they make u wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. demand to speak to the manager. then he comes on, complain that u did not like the way the employee said, "may i take your order?"
12. when asked if they can take your order say, "no, why can't i take yours?
13. if they ask u to wait, order anyway and keep doing it til they yell at u.
14. pretend like your car broke down. ask for assistance in moving it. when they come out, drive away.
15. tell them u have to use the bathroom.
16. order a cup of water and two napkins. that's it.
17. don't order when they come on. just sit there. if a line forms behind u, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. when they hand u your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
19. just stare at them when u pay and get your food. don't break your stare.
20. honk your horn the whole way through the line.