FRIENDS PAGE

ok this is the one and only page that isn't about me or a band. it's about all of my friends. so if you're my friend, listen up. u all inspired me to do this. i wouldn't have done this if it weren't for some of u. a lot of u care about me and that's cool. i appreciate that. and i know who the people that don't really give a shit are. so if your name isn't on here. that's why. u haven't inspired me and u don't give a shit either. (NEW FRIENDS ALWAYS TAKE OVER, SO FUCK U IF U DON'T LIKE IT)

Alex LMFAO! so... i hear u left Brinn at the mall. GOOD! that bitch needs a little time to unleash her bitchyness. God man, what is it about her that drives u crazy? I mean honestly, i don't see it. She whines A LOT! Naw, but she can be cool sometimes. When she's in the mood to make fun of u. Anywho... how's Loraine? I see u bishes at school a lot. I bet Brinn didn't know about that one. Ehh, this gives her another reason to bitch. Alright dude, seriously, we gotta go surfing sometime soon. It's really fucking hot over here and its driving me crazy. Our weatherman sucks! he said it was going to rain on saturday. It was bloody hot and it still is! Oh by the way, one more thing before i go on to the next person. which would be the sexy bitch to the right. Your tattoo is retarded. that is all, goodbye my retarded friend.

Andrew Martha... u sexy wild beast! lol, j/k. I can see it in the way u speak to me... u want me. Dammit, why can't u see that its impossible for us to get back together? why! why dammit! why! *cries* u hurt me man... when i saw u with that bum in the corner of that Gay Strip Club in Vegas... i felt like a piece of me died. Oh! *cries* lmao, i dunno man... leave me alone. I'm weird, i can always go back to singing that song.  i know u want me, earlier today u said u loved me. You're lucky u didn't get the crap kicked out of u by a girl. Heather's dangerous! she can give u the look. u don't want the look. lmao, i got an idea. lets call Juleh and scare her like last time. Her and her bored moans over the mic. lmfao!!! omg, that was the funniest damn shit ever. I shall never forget that. i will sing to u now, "i love u... i honestly love u" lmao, i dunno how the song goes but its great.

Briana HAHAHAHAHA! u stupid, stupid whore! lmao! i'm kidding Brinn. but uhh, yea... heard u got left behind at the mall. how 'bout that? u could've called me u know, i would've been more than happy to have picked u up. you're damn right i would've been laughing my ass off at u. that's probably why u didn't call... ehh. that's what u get biatch! naw, j.k heeey... how's your sister? i heard she rates me... that's pretty cool. tell her i'll see her later. oh shit, i forgot other people read this. tell her to leave me alone biatch! lol, i'm kidding everybody. no but seriously, that's really odd to know that Bailey thinks i'm "cute." I actually thought she saw me in a different way, like... a brotha. not that i'm black or anything just... yea. just... stop hanging out with her. don't turn her into u. we don't need another fuck up. lmao! joke, feel the love! feel it dammit!

Britney *Cough* suck up! lol, ur a retarded nurse by the way. Or whatever the hell it is you're trying to be. I dunno man, the idea of u and my moms bonding isn't cool. U two might start thinking about something evil. But i must say this... thanks for visiting me the day i went to the hospital. that was really cool and the movie was fun. It would've been great if u and moms would've stopped saying, "wow u look just like him" ever 5 minutes. Moving on, u said you'd come over today and u didn't. i feel... hurt. lol, i really don't care actually. people might start thinking shit and yea... oh shit. that reminds me. Martha wants u... badly! so umm, do the guy a favor and make him feel lucky.  lol, i'm kidding by the way.  *cough* how's Jeff?! lmao, its fun pissing u off. u get mad over the dumbest shit. just like the slut to your left.

Heather Heey Heatha! ur hott... DAMN hott! just like the weather over here man. i'm fucking dying! anywho, we're both stressed out and it sucks. but what rocks is that we're still together and that we're working shit out. but lately.. we've been having fun. sorta... i try my hardest to get shit out of your head. U need to be happy cuz a lot of people like seeing u that way. Obviously... bastards. Now.. about my ass kicking list, i added 3 people yesterday. Pretty soon everybody in your little town is gonna be dead. i might have to hurt your chick friends too, sorry. they just... scare me.  Friends who enjoy farting in public... so fucked up man, lol. that's just wrong! Anywho, i'm going off topic. back to what i was saying... we rock! end of story. "Tell the Heatha" lmfao! that's the funniest damn shit man. vair vair funny. oh by the way, Kenny said he wants your leg. he's been waiting for a loooong time. He shakes "violently" whenever i say your name. lmao! that's gross, eww. this shit is long so i shall end it by saying, I LOVE YOU BABY!

Juli JULEH! Hell yes, i can't wait till the summer. it's gonna fucking rock. Once again, i'm not fucking driving a VOLVO! I want the fucking Explorer! That the pimp car. Anywho, tell lauren i said HI! She rocks my socks, u know that. ehh i guess u can tell the hater(Kayla) that she's cool too. Now, moving along, doesn't it make u feel good inside that u wasted 4 or 5 hours on your 11 hour phone card in a day? Makes me feel hella great! i'm just glad i wasn't the one calling cuz i'd be dead by now. that would be a huge bill. But i had a lot of fun. u chicks are a little dirrty... like Christina. Nasteh! All 3 of u are big penis fans. I shall call u... the Penis Gang. That was random of u to have asked what size my shoes are. Actually, i don't even want to know. Alright, don't forget our deal. if u want me to eat, u have to eat too. and don't let people get to u so easily.

Melanie munchy! i saw your ass last night! lmfao! that was grand. We fucking dominate all those gay chatrooms dude. I'm pretty sure we've changed some lives with our LIBERATOR ads. lol, those were fucking great. i think more than half of the people in that chatroom wanted to try out the ramp with u. or maybe even the stage. lol, don't talk Ross into buying that shit though. eww! dude, i just got a weird vision. i don't want to even fucking imagine that shit again. blah, moving on, PINK WORLD! lmao, dude don't even fucking go to that website. that's a real porn site that Sam told me he visits.. or visited. i'm not sure cuz i forget things easily now. hey... your b-day is coming up. I'll be nice and buy u a woody goody cuz i know u want one. U told me the same day u sent me the link to the website. aren't i so thoughtful?

Sam duuude... you're just... gay. i never talk to u and... i give up. lol, pretty much. i'm not gonna go looking for u. but you're still a funny guy and you're still dating a pretty funny ass chick so i guess we're alright. now stop being gay and talk to WHITNEY! alright, that is all for now. i don't know what else to say to u.