KIRSTEN LEMMING, STUDENT

ON ART:

like, i'm currently dating this irish painter?  he is, like, sooo hot n'stuff? his name is, like, colm? but everyone calls him, like, col? col, like, started painting when he was a teenager back home ireland, and all his friends say he is like, super good n'stuff?   tiffany, my roommate and best friend in the, like, the whole world, thinks that col is, like, sooo hot n'stuff?  

tiffany is, like, sooo jealous that i'm dating an artist? like, i've always wanted to date someone with artistic leanings n'stuff?  it's really great for, like, parties and stuff?  i, like, talk up col as being this super artist, who, like paints amazing, like, paintings and stuff?  

at our last party, i bumped into, like, audrey parsons, this, like, bitch on wheels who lives off campus? well, i was talking about col's work and audrey goes, "well, like, have you seen any of this guys work then? what's it, like, like?" i was, like, sooo embarrassed because, like, i'd been too busy having fun with col to, like, see anything he's, like, done? 

so, like, the next day i asked col if i could, like, see some of his work?  he was sooo, like, nice and smiled his big smiled and said, like, "sure, let's go now!"  i, like, had geometry, but i, like, skipped it so that col could, like, finally show me his work n'stuff?  wait until audrey parsons hears about my, like, private viewing, she'll be sooo, like jealous?

we pulled up outside this apartment building, like, a few miles away from the main campus?  col, like, jumps out of his van, and points at the building with a big, like, smile on his face? "there you go kirsten", said col, "this was the first structure i ever painted"  my, like, jaw hit my lap...like hello macfly...what about the paintings?  col, like looked more confused than usual and said, like "what paintings? sure, the only thing i'd be painting is houses.  i'm an artist all right love, but my art is splashed onto the subsidized housing in this area". 

i, like dumped col there and then? like, how shallow is he n'stuff? audrey parsons better not, like hear about this...i'm in such a stressful place right now? i'm calling daddy for "expense" money and will be, like, sooo hitting a & f this weekend?  like, i need some "me time" right now? 

life can be so unfair to me sometimes.

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