Role - Play Number:- # Fourteen [ 13 ] Untouchable Record:- Victories [ 02 ] Defeats [ 02 ] Drawn [ 00 ] Next wMe Match:- Vs. John Bradshaw Layfield- [ Singles ] Untouchable wMe Achievements:- Main evented Smackdown (1x); Main Evented No Way Out 2004.. Untouchable Career Achievements:- cWe World Heavyweight champion[1x, last ever]; Greatest match [1x]; Heel of the Month [1x]; Feud of the Month [1x]; Stable of the Month [2x]; Superstar of the week [3x]; Match of the week [3x]; Rising Star of the week [1x]; Consistant wrestler of the week[2x] - EWA Hall of Famer; Inter-Euro champion[1x]; United States champion[1x]; Top 10 Rankings [12x] - CWF Smoking Skull World Champion[1x,only ever]; United States champion [1x]; Rper of the week [1x]; Greatest match[1x] - XWF Intercontinetal champion [2x]; Top 10 Rankings [11x]; Champion of the Month[1x]; Consistant of the Month[1x]; Feud of the Month[1x]; Greatest match[1x]; Dedicated of the Month[1x]; Face of the Month[1x]; Many More.. Can't See Me:- Syxx[ 1x ]; Nathan Jones[ 1x ]; Chris Harris[ 1x ]; John Bradshaw Layfield?[ ??? ]; word.life this is basic thug-o-nomics John Cena shocked the world when he upset one half of the wMe Tag Team champions Chris Harris. John Cena has definately made the fans love him and they have every right to. John Cena is climbing his way back up the ladder in wMe Smackdown. John Cena is someone to watch out for when it comes to the brand new wMe World Heavyweight champion RANDY ORTON. Orton and Evolution think because they got the World Heavyweight title in their camp. John Cena is coming for that gold, but he will have to earn it. He must face a wMe "legend" if you can call him that in John Bradshaw Layfield. JBL likes to refer to it as HIS America, but John Cena represents what America really is and that is people who don't give a damn. JBL, a former U.S. champion will now have to face a man who many people will doubt, but John Cena is a big time player. JBL can bring Brother Love with him because he will need all the help he can get. JBL, better get ready because the only making he will be doing is be in the making of getting the next F-U.. word.life scenario When we last left John Cena, he was in the White House finishing up a meeting with the President George Bush. The scene goes right back to the White House as John Cena is by himself in the huge library in the White House. John Cena is in the center of the room at the table reading some books about history of the United States. The cameraman goes right up to the table filming the Mastah of Thuganomics. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " JBL.. It's the Docta of Thuganomics John Cena right back here in the White House. As ya know, I already showed Prezident Bush dat ya ain't no real american hero. I am an american hero. This week on Smackdown, I will make the empire of JBL fall quicker than Randy Orton's title reign will fall and dat is soon.. " Cena and Orton have some past history, but when will John Cena get his chance at Randy Orton? He looks focused on John Bradshaw Layfield. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " Dis book right here is all bout gambling. Speakin of gamblin, that reminds me of the Blackjacks that were in the WWF.. " Cena flips through the pages of the book and he just all of a sudden stops as he continues on.. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " Everyone remembers da new Blackjacks. Blackjack Windham and Blackjack Bradshaw. The guyz that liked to wear assless leather chaps and look like two queers. Dat was the end of Bradshaw's caraar befo it eva got started.. " Cena smiles as he continues to look through the book. He continues looking about the game of blackjack.. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " Da New Blackjacks? Man.. That was so weak.. I coulda made a betta name than that if I was on the toilet. Dat is where Bradshaw's career has gone and dat's down the toilet.. JBL.. That is the crappiest name I evah heard of. I will sho JBL about a thing or two about a thing or two. John Cena is the one who makes all da money. I own the wMe. I am biggah than Vince McMahon.. I am biggah than Shane McMahon.. I am biggah money wise than Paul Heyman becuz Paul Heyman is a fat ass!! " Laughter comes out of the mouth of Mr. Untouchable. John Cena is pissed off and throws the book out of his sight. The next book he begins looking at is a book about the negative effects of drinking alcohol. Cena adjusts his hat before looking inside of the book.. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " JBL.. I think ya should pick up this book.. We all rememba yo days in the APA along with Faarooq. Ya guys used to go to the bar to look for a fight, well this Thursday.. Ya won't have to look hard for a fight becuz I am comin to Smackdown to kick ya ass. Ya old news dawg. Fans won't even miss you.. They don't give a damn about some millionaire wanna-be. " The Docta of Thuganomics flips through the book and it shows picture of what happens with alcohol. John Cena stops at a page in the book as he finds something interesting and begins reading something from the book.. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " It sayz in this book that Alcohol kills the cells in ya brain. That must be true becuz JBL ain't got no brain. JBL is about as bad of a idea as the XFL.. Dat bout as bad as ya can get. JBL from Texas and nothin' good comes from Texas. Now, JBL thinks he is somethin, so now he moved to New York City. JBL is goin down quicker than the Yankees went down to the Florida Marlins in the World Series last year.. " Cena tries to keep a straight face, but has to laugh with that statement. John Cena grabs a hold of the steel chain on his neck. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " John Bradshaw Layfield. Da man that says it is his America. Dis is not yo America. Dis America belongs to everyone. Dis America belongs to all of the men and women who have died for our country. Dis America belongs to everyone who has made a name for themselves in the career that they are in. Dis America belongs also to the Docta of Thugamonics. It doesn't belong to a drunk like ya. Ya don't deserve to be in the ring with John Cena becuz I will smoke ya very quickly. I will hit that fat red-faced loser right in his nose and make him like Marcia Brady saying "Oh My Nose".. " The drinking book suffers the same fate that the gambling one did. The book Cena just looks at is Bradshaw's book about making a successful businessman. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " Dis looks like the biggest disgrace of a book ya will ever see. Bradshaw knows nothin' about being a successful businessman. They should make a book bout John Cena called "How to be a Docta of Thuganomics". I have my PHD in Thuganomics, I know everything there is need to know. JBL is gonna wish that he still had Faarooq walking around saying DAMN.. Instead, Faarooq will be saying "DAMN JBL.. You got your ass kicked". John Cena's a name ya will remembah. I will walk into the ring and show ya what a war is all about. Those bar fights that ya had will seem like playing on a playground compared to what ya will get at the hands of John Cena.." The fire in Cena's eyes show how much he hates John Bradshaw Layfield.. John Cena takes one big inhale, then spits right on the book of Bradshaw. John Cena tears it up and throws it on the ground as the pieces fly in the air and come down very slowly. Cena gets out of his seat and stands right up pissed. ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " JBL.. Dis Is Thuganomics 101.." " Dis week on Smackdown.. I have to face JBL.. " " I am gonna make him feel my wrath. He is gonna get sent right to hell! " " JBL gonna get disected.. Everyone knows he is just loser.. " " He turns on his partners at any chance to get to the top.. He likes to be Brother Love's tosser! " " Dis rookie gonna take you out of the game.. Ya gonna realize you just suck.. " " JBL.. I heard you like to take your clothes off for men for one buck!! " " I mean.. I'll be making ya scream for your life when I beat ya.. " " Ya'll be wishin that ya never heard the name of JOHN CENA!! " The beating that I am gonna give ya.. Ya gonna be sore.. " " It will look like the time ya were on a Prison Tour! " " No amount of money can save ya. Ya just better quit.. " " There's no way I will lose to a drunk piece of shit!! " ' THE DOCTA OF THUGANOMICS' John Cena: " I'll shake ya off. Oh-Kay Oh-kay that's coo.." Cena does the little shake and wipes off his shoulder as the scene fades out to static..