taylor: what day is it today
me: friday
taylor: all day?

CATH : happy birthday for last week!
TAY: huh?
CATH : your birthday, it was last week...
TAY *blank looks*
CATH : dont worry dude...

they were all on Oprah in 97 i believe and taylor commented on his voice breaking and then said ' see girls are lucky they don't have to go through that...' and the whole audience just start making noises from here and there...etc and Oprah said you know where thats going don't you and he said, 'yeh i know where thats going..'

Girl: "Do you give them roses?" (Referring to girls that the guys have crushed on...she was asking about what they do for Valentine's Day.)
Isaac: "Oh yeah of course! Are you kidding? That's like...that's like asking if someone...walks...around...the room..." (Huge embarrassed grin)
Zac (short after): "That's like asking if Ike has a brain lapse."

OPRAH : so do you still get punished?
*pause*
TAY :...for what?

the other month hanson performed in scotland in a place called FALKIRK and what did taylor say to introduce the crowd?!
"HELLO GLASGOW!!!!!"
yeah um wrong city taylor....

"It's kinda like getting a martini dumped on your head...I mean, not like I'd know what that's like. Oh...crap...Okay, I'm gonna stop right now before I dig myself a deeper hole and I have to come crawling back to civilization on my knees...Stop.Okay. "--- Taylor, talking about using HAIR GEL when he goes to formal functions. lol, the boys pyscho.

"Hey why is this room built upside down?"
"Um, you're facing the wall that has an upside down poster on it. We're actually right side up."
"Oh yeah, it took me a few minutes to get that."--Taylor, obviously as he turned around in his chair.

" Your music has been described as "A baroque art-rock bubblegum broadcast on a frequency understood only by female teenagers and bred field mice." What do you guys think of that?"
I: Well, that's kind of nice, thanks.
Z: Smarts, they just insulted us!
T: Even I knew that one...well, I mean we all like girls and field mice aren't bad, so it isn't a real problem for us.
Z: WHAT? You're both too far gone for me to even think about salvaging that. I'm just gonna sit here in the corner and play with this microphone gadget.

DJ: any messages to the fans?
Zac:I think I'll send my messages Fed Ex
Isaac: or UPS.
Taylor: fed ex i think is best, though.
Zac: or american express...
Taylor: be kind to your Sponsor!
Isaac: American Express... that's a CREDIT CARD
Zac: SO? I can send it on a credit card!
Isaac: yeah, Zac, it can fly...
Zac: What i'm gonna do, I'm gonna write it on a credit card-
Isaac: yeah, okay-
Zac:AND I'm gonna send 'em MONEY! That's what I'll DO! I'll send 'em MONEY!

Jenelle: Taylor, can you say Happy Mother's Day to my mom?
Taylor into the phone)You're not my mom, but Happy Birthday anyways!
Jenelle:Happy Mother's Day, Taylor?
Taylor embarrassed)oh, sorry, Happy MOther's Day!!

Caroline and tay shake hands
Tay: (something like) nice to meet you what's your name?
Caroline: caroline
tay: what?
Caroline: Caronline C-A-R
tay: huh? *blank expression*
Caroline: C-A-R
tay: *writes* C-a-r *blanks expression*
Caroline: O-L-I-N-E
tay: huh? *confused*
caroline: O-L-I-N-E
tay: *writes* o-l-i-n-e *says proudly* Caroline

Tay: We dangle Zac from buildings with a bungee cord attached to his toe!
Jayne: Do you have long toes, Zac?
Zac: Uhh, well, we definitely have a while to go, I mean...
Tay: Wait, did you say long TOUR or long TOES?
Jayne: Long toes.. cause you dangle him by bungee cords..
Zac: Ohhhhh... umm.. no...
Jayne: You gotta run now..
Zac: It's hard to run with these long toes...

How about the one on TTATMON! When Zac is talking about the Redwoods -
Zac - And they live about 300...
Taylor - 3000 years
Zac - 3000 years
Taylor - 3000 years
YES WE GOT IT GUYS!!!!

It's from The List. Ashley is telling Isaac "let's you and me have a moment."
Taylor gets up, jealous of attention (as usual) , and stands in front of Ashley so he can't see Isaac. Ashley says, "Do you want a moment, too. Are you feeling left out Taylor."

It was a good chance to get Hanson's musical opinions and hear them swear. Isaac said, "You know, I'm really ****ed off cause Billy Joel is amazing" after Zac took that off the list.

how about in the Road to Albertane during "Stories" when Tayllor and Isaac are like "come on" and "sing it with us guys" to an empty hall!!! That makes me laugh every time!!!

ike: and think, that song's been on friends like what, 5 times?
tay: does that MEAN something to you? you just lost all credability dude!
zac: dude you're weird

Ike said on the top of the empire state building-
" I'm sitting here drink a diet pop.
And I'm thinking you know- this is absolutely disgusting."

Ike-"NOw there's going to be a rumour going around- Isaac loves hockey-
he,he totally adores the ah Tulsa HOckey team..
Tay-"THey'll be sending him like jock straps and stuff!!!"

Ike: Hi I'm Isaac
Tay: I'm Taylor
Zac: I'm Taylor
and then Ike and Tay start raggin him on how he wants to be Taylor. lol.

Isaac: Yeah, y'know, go to the pub, get p!ssed.... And he starts laughing, cos everyone else is laughing
....but everyone was laughing AT him not WITH him...ahhh that was cute

Isaac: Hi this is Isaac,
Taylor: Taylor
Zac: And Zac
Isaac: With Hanson.
Zac: (Laughing) WITH Hanson?
Isaac: (Sounding miffed) That doesn't make sense...

Isaac: 'On the sexual..*laughs*..second album..."

CONDUCATOR
"Do we have any strong men?" Ike'puts up his hand.
CONDUCATOR
"Do we have any strong women?" Ike puts up his hand again.

caller: what have you been doing from ur last single to the minute now?
Ike: like we said we've been telephone operators!
Zac: after we collonised mars!
ike: hmm yeah
interviewer: err right
(awkard silence)

* on hey hey its saturday way back in 97 in australia. they were given a basket of cabury chocholates...from the tvpeople and like the host asked "would u like to give these to the fans" and they're like yeh...
* and while they tv person was tlaking to the audience zac decides to like eat the chocalates with the wrappers
* so taylor chucks a retard and fills his mouth with the still wrapped chocalates as well.

Tay: Guys look at the sky out there *points to sky* Ike: It looks so...*searches for a word*
Tay: Um... *also searches for a word*
Ike: Like...
Zac: Kinda like grey and nasty-yuckie?!
Tay: Yeah, that's it.
Ike: Man this weather stinks!
Tay: Let's rock!