Entertainment: Instructions tonight!

- First of all, drive thru the Middle of Nowhere, then please stand still till u know that you are completely Snowed In, after that make a turn to the right till you see a 3 Car Garage….when you get to the Garage enter it and wait till the Soldier tells you where the Pictures and Stories are. You will have to swim down the River until your mind is Surely as the sun, after getting out of it youīll have to notice that the Day has come (look up at the sky…itīs not dark anymore duh). Sometimes Two tears will be falling down your cheecks while you are on that other side of the fence, I know that you will feel pretty weird, but donīt worry itīs shure gonna be an MMMBOP on that side . Just wait, and after about 1 hour you will be Speechless because of the Yearbook Lucy and Madeline were showing you, yes thatīs where the picture of Johnny is, but donīt worry the worst thing which could have happened to him is that the Man from Milwaukee took him to Mars. After telling you what happened to Johnny, Lucy and Madline will have to go, they will tell you something which goes like this: Whenever you want me to be with you just Look at you -r feet and I will come to you, even though I wonīt be here for a while, we will all be With you in your dreams. So Take care and c-ya! MmmBye. …….Thatīs what they might tell you. If you are a guy you might wonder Where the love is, well donīt make such a big deal about it, īcause they wonīt be able to live A minute without you or to stop Thinking of you either…..so donīt feel that bad. The weather will start to change and it will soon begin to snow….as your Tail feather starts shaking you will be wanting to Give someone some Lovinī , youīll find out, that you shouldnīt have brought your Broccoli, instead of that you should have taken Money with you, after all u need that More than anything, donīt you? What to do now, you really canīt turn back so youīll have to stay there and be Lonely forever. Hmmm I guess you would be really out of hope by now, but wait! What is that? UPS is delivering something to you, impossible they came till the Middle of Nowhere just to deliver this cute card…..W-O-W itīs from…..Taylor!!! (*Isaac or Zac*) you quickly open it and start reading it loud:

Hi Cutes, well first of all I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas Baby, you know I really canīt stop Thinking of you and since the Little Saint Nick was on his way to the Middle of Nowhere, I decided to give him this. That way you might know What Christmas means to me. Itīs also Christmas Time down here, and we have been Rockinī around the Christmas tree for about 3 days now and…… Baby please come home…I miss you dearly! Tomorrw itīs gonna be Silent night medley, and the weather forecast announced it as a White Christmas this year I want you to be here a.s.a.p. so Iīll send the Claus (by the way, do you know him? Over here Everybody knows the Claus) heīs this guy with a reindeer called Rudolph and Man, it runs as fast as a lightning, you have to see it to believe it. Lots of Hanson Hugz and we all hope that you can be here while we are still At Christmas. Your Taylor (*Isaac or Zac*)

Your hopes must be as high as the Sun ……keep on walking but be careful with all the snow, LOOK!! Over there, thereīs a curtain, sneak out and you will enter Segaworld, go past the snakes and as you see that colorful door, start singing MMMBOP. You will instantly be in Hansonīs Cookie Cutter World, hmmm isnīt it strange? You came from the Middle of Nowhere and now you are in the Middle of Everywhere. WELCOME TO HANSONīS COOKIE CUTTER WORLD!!!!!!!!!

*MRS. FOOD*

Ingredients

1 Box Chocolate Cake Mix (2 layer size)
1 Cup Sour Cream
1 Box Instant Chocolate Pudding (4 serving size)
1 Cup Chocolate Chips
2 Large Eggs
Directions:

Turn the oven on to 350 degrees (175 deg. C). Grease the cookie sheet. Combine all five ingredients in the bowl. Stir until moistened and no big lumps remain. Drop by rounded spoonfuls, about 2 inchs (5cm) apart, on to the cookie sheet. Bake on the center rack in the oven for 16 - 18 minutes. Use the oven mitts to remove the cookie sheet. Let stand 2 minutes. Cool completely. Makes about 4 dozen.

*EXTRAS*

-Taylor: "Getting your license gives you the right to pick your nose in the car." Ike: "Absolutely. This is America."

-"Ike writes a lot of the ballads and he's really cool cause he's the good older brother he has always been." ~Taylor "I didn't know you cared about me that much." ~Isaac "Neither did I!" ~Taylor

*LYRICS*

ROCKIN ROBIN

Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee,
Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee,
Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee,
Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet

He rocks in the treetops all day long
Hoppin' and a boppin' and a singin' his song.
All the little birds on Jaybird's Street
Love to hear the Robin go Tweet Tweet Tweet

Rockin' Robin' (Tweet, Tweet, Tweet)
Rockin' Robin (Tweet, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)
Go Rockin' Robin cuz we're really going to rock tonight (Tweet, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)

Eevry little swallow, every chickadee
Every little bird in the tall oak tree
The wise old owl, the big black crow
Flappin' their wings going,
"Go Bird Go."

Rockin' Robin' (Tweet, Tweet, Tweet)
Rockin' Robin (Tweet, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)
Go Rockin' Robin cuz we're really going to rock tonight (Tweet, Tweet,Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)

Well a pretty little raven at the bird's bandstand
Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
Started goin' steady and a Bless my soul,
He out bopped the buzzard and the oriole.

He rocks in the treetops all day long
Hoppin' and a boppin' and a singin' his song.
All the little birds on Jaybird's street
Love to hear the Robin go Tweet Tweet Tweet

Rockin' Robin (Tweet, Tweet, Tweet)
Rockin' Robin (Tweet, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)
Go Rockin' Robin cuz we're really going to rock tonight (Tweet, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)

Well a pretty little raven at the bird's bandstand
Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
Started goin' steady and a Bless my soul,
He out bopped the buzzard and the oriole.

He rocks in the treetops all day long
Hoppin' and a boppin' and a singin' his song.
All the little birds on Jaybird's street
Love to hear the Robin go Tweet Tweet Tweet

Rockin' Robin' (Tweet, Tweet, Tweet)
Rockin' Robin (Tweet, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)
Go Rockin' Robin cuz we're really going to rock tonight (Tweet, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee)

Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee,
Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee,
Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee, Tweedle-e deedle-e-dee,
Tweet Tweet (Bird whistle)

SPLISH SPLASH

Splish Splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright

Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor,
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door, and then
Splish, Splash! I jumped back in the bath
Well how was I to know there was a party going on

They was a-splishing and a-splashing,
Reelin' with the feelin', moving and a-grooving,
Rocking and a-rolling, yeah!

Bing bang, I saw the whole gang
Dancing on my living room rug, yeah!
Flip flop, they was doing the bop
All the teens had the dancing bug

There was lollipop with-a Peggy Sue
Good Golly, Miss Molly was-a even there, too!
A-well-a, Splish Splash, I forgot about the bath
I went and put my dancing shoes on, yay...

I was a rolling and a strolling, reeling with the feeling,
Moving and a groovin', splishing and a splashing, yeah!

Yes, I was a-splishing and a splashing
I was a-rolling and a-strolling
Yeah, I was a-moving and a-grooving
We was a-reeling with the feeling
We was a-rolling and a-strolling
Moving with the grooving
Splish splash, yeah!

Yes, I was a-splishing and a splashing
I was a-splishing and a splashing
I was a-moving and a-grooving.....