She’s weird. Okay, she's really weird. Alyssa Mulvahill is definitely an original character, one that does not come along everyday. She's a little crazy but a lot of human. She has a big heart, especially for bunnies. Alyssa comes from the small town of Freckerville somewhere in northern Kansas. When she was a baby, she saw her first bunny and fell in love with it. She kept him as a pet and named him "Mr. Peepers" because he was always staring at her. One day, her bunny was hit but a car going about 20 miles an hour, which is pretty fast for Kansas. The bunny did not survive. Alyssa was devastated and bowed never to let another bunny die like that again. Since then, she has been saving them and has even opened up her own bunny farm.

What you may not know is that Alyssa is actually Tiffany's second cousin, twice removed for her insane personality. They did not really know about each other until college. Alyssa came over to Maryland after her parents told her to get the hell out of state because her bunny obsession is driving them crazy. She met Tiffany in a store and saw her in a bunny top. Granted it was Playboy, she struck conversation and their relation was revealed. Tiffany introduced Alyssa to Pam and a weird friendship was formed. They then introduced her to Devon and the Super Friends was formed. As part of the UPW, Alyssa's job is to scare and annoy. Erm, yeah. She does a great job at that. The fans are now starting to notice her and a Cult Bunny Following is now forming. It's too soon to tell but it looks like Alyssa could be the next big thing.


We first saw him just before Pamela Paulshock's match against Sable. Devon Townsend was introduced to the world as the comic book nerd and a member of the Super Friends but not much is known about him. Devon comes hails from San Diego, California where he attended the University of Southern California. He has a bachelor's degree in Computer Graphics and is looking to get his master's in the same area. When he is not traveling with his friend Pam, he is at home running the official website for View Askew, owned by fellow director Kevin Smith. Devon is not only a comic book nerd but a computer geek as well. He rook many computer classes and now knows how to put together a computer from its parts. He would also like to get into directing and one day wants to direct his own comic book movie.

Devon met Pam at the 2000 ComiCon in Los Angeles, California. It is a large convention where a bunch of nerds get together. They quickly became friends and kept in touch. When Pam wanted reinforcements to come with her to UPW, he was one of the first people she called. His role is to be the mastermind behind many of their crazy operations. He is a very intelligent person and will smite you in anything regarding computers, comic books, and video games. Yes, he likes video games too. It was recently found out that Devon actually had sex with Tiffany Evans. It was a one-time thing and the two are not starting a relationship. He likes her but....not in the permanent girlfriend sense.

Devon Townsend is just a smart, lovable, and sometimes annoying geek. Once you become his friend, you're one for life.


Originally from Baltimore, Maryland, she started her modeling career after winning the "Bikini Open 2" on Pay-Per-View, where viewers across the country voted for their favorite swimsuit contestant. From there she went on to represent "Merry Go Round Boutiques" as the "Desert Storm Girl", signing pictures and traveling to military bases around the country. One of her favorite trips was to the Galapagos Islands to shoot for the Bikini Open calendar!

While in college, she worked weekends at car shows signing posters as Daisy Mae, and shot for calendars around the world. There, she met best friend Tiffany Evans. After graduating from Syracuse University, she moved to Los Angeles and began modeling for Fredricks of Hollywood, Muscle & Fitness, and other clients, while focusing on a career in acting, in both film and television. Since then, she has shot commercials for Snickers, Sprite, Sony, Budweiser, Keystone Beer, Del Taco, Bally's Health & Fitness, and international spots airing in Japan, Europe, Australia, and Mexico.

Pamela made her debut in wrestling as a WCW interviewer. When the federation closed down, she went onto the INDY circuit. Joining the federation wMe, Pamela quickly became one of its top and most loved stars. She won the Women's Championship on Smackdown in 2003. In 2004, she became the General Manager of the Divas Division but that did not last long. The fed closed months later. Out of a job, Pam took a break. She came back in early 2005 as a wrestler for the UPW. She brought along several friends including Tiffany Evans, Devon Townsend, and Alyssa Mulvahill. Now these four friends are reeking havoc and causing trouble backstage. That's just the way we like it.


Tiffany Evans was born in Freeport, New Jersey on January 16th. As a child, she was wild and crazy. Teachers had a difficult time controlling her. Growing up as an only child, Tiffany spent most of her time riding around with the boys and acting goofy. She admitted to losing her virginity at age fifteen. "Yeah..I was young. Really young. Fifteen, actually. But hey, at least he was cute." At age eighteen, Tiffany Evans attended Syracuse University. It was there that she met Pamela Paulshock. The two hit it off and became the best of friends. When they graduated together, Pam went on into wrestling. Tiffany stayed with her, accompanying her on the road.

Tiffany made her debut in the world of professional wrestling the same day as Pamela Paulshock. September. 2003. Smackdown. Pam's opponent? Debra. She stuck by the ringside and cheered her best friend on. Soon, she was roaming backstage flirting with all hot and available men. She is a bonafied slut but don't let the reputation fool you. Befriending Pam and going through what they have gone through, she picked up a few things in the ring. Tiffany became the backstage whore, though she only slept with about 20% the men everyone thinks she has been with. The fans fell in love with her outrageous personality and the crazy things she says. Tiffany, without wrestling, became a real superstar. She also had an obsession with Chris Jericho. Practically stalking him, she was able to sleep with him, which led to a match against Trish Stratus. Unfortunately she lost but her dream of sharing a bed with Jericho came true.

After the wMe closed, Pam and Tiffany went to the UPW where their careers picked up again. Now famously known as everyone's favorite slut, Tiffany Evans is living great with her best friend by her side.

A One Sided Rap Battle

Pamela Paulshock was very successful in defending her Diva World Title once again against Trish Stratus. The match ended with Pam pinning her and Trish is still pissed about the win. Pamela Paulshock, eager to move on, had a run in with some fat bastard backstage after the match. Pogo the Clown not only insulted her, but also challenged her to a rap battle. What they fail to realize is that Pam has a little background in rapping. Since this is UPW's first ever rap battle, things are sure to happen. Trish Stratus has been chosen as one of the fellow judges which makes things a lot more interesting. We'll see if their grudge will get in the way of her winning this rap battle.

Scene One-Going Against Orders

The scene opens up backstage. Pamela Paulshock has just lost her rap battle to Pogo the Clown. She is currently in the back, getting treated after being dropped on the tacks. Tiffany Evans anxiously waits at her best friend's side. She nervously paces back and forth. Pamela's face displays pain but she is also extremely pissed off.  

::"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  You okay, Pam?

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Just peachy. It's not like being dropped on tacks doesn't hurt or anything.

::"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  Sorry, dude. I didn't mean- 

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Never mind. ::sighs:: I can't believe I freaking lost to Pogo! That idiot is too high on drugs to even say anything worth understanding! 

::"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  We all know it was a screw job, and I'm not talking about the good kind either. If that plastic, blown up Barbie doll Trish Stratus hadn't been a judge, you might have won. The only reason she voted against you is because you kicked her ass three times in a row. 

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Yeah, I guess you're- Oooow! Watch the hands buddy. 

Pamela swats the medic's hands away.  

::"Backstage Medic"-Tyler Burton::  I'm sorry, Miss Paulshock. 

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway, I don't need anymore of this.  

She hops off the table and immediately keels over in pain. Pam shoots back up, trying to disguise it.  

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  I'm....fine.

::"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  No you're not, dude. 

::"Backstage Medic"-Tyler Burton::  I have to agree with your friend. I don't think you should be walking around so soon. As a matter of fact, I don't think you should be wrestling.. 

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Whatever. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. If you did, you'd be a real doctor instead of just a second-rate and inefficient substitute. 

The medic gives her a dirty look. Before either of them can say another word, Tiffany cuts in.  

::"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  You sure you're okay? I think you should-

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  I'm fine!

::"Backstage Medic"-Tyler Burton::  Alright, then. Suit yourself. I would recommend, though, plenty of rest before you step in the ring again. 

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Yeah yeah, whatever. Let's go, Tiff. 

Tiffany simply nods her head. The two friends disappear out of the room as the scene fades.  

Scene Two-Talking Smack

The scene opens up in a blank room. There are no chairs. There are no posters. There is just a light bulb hanging from the ceiling. The door opens, exposing a few seconds of outside light into this eerie setting. Two figures walk in. You cannot see what they are wearing. You hear them fumbling amount for a few moments. A voice speaks up first. It is Pamela Paulshock.  

::"More Than Just Electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  They call this the match of legends. I call this the match of redemption. You right, in the past, you have defeated me. You have been strong. Why was it? What is it that I, Pamela Paulshock, have been subjected to loss after loss when I get in the ring with you. I figured it out. Fear. I feared you. I was afraid to face you. You were the Demonic Deity, a member of The Coming. You were the dark figure who could control life with her very finger tips. But then I thought to myself, "What the hell?" Why am I so afraid of this fancy shmancy special effects bullshit. You act is just that. An act. A facade. You are the imitation of what you think a demon, a dark deity should be. You have opened yourself to the supernatural but have turned into this senseless mockery. To me, you have become a freak show. You have become some useless circus act. Them ore I see you, the less I fear you and the more I kick myself for being afraid of such a joke. You think I should have respect you because of the battles we have fight? Fine. I respect you for that. You put up a good match in the past but don't tell me that I have to fear you because you claim to be the "Big Bad". oooh, I'm quivering in my boots. I'm not twelve anymore, Kat. bed time stories don't scare me and that is what you are. The Boogie Man. The Tooth Fairy. Fake. Not real. A figment of your imagination. Raise the dead. Speak in your faux tongue. Try to intimidate. But I do not fear you anymore. That was the key to your act and I have unlocked it. I figured it out Kat. I don't need to fear you anymore.  I trust myself and my ability now. I am the Women's Champion and that is the way it is going to stay. Back then, when you got the best of me, it was because I was just some hopeless girl with a title. I was starry eyed, clueless t all that was around me. But look at me now. Better. Stronger. Faster. Confident. I trust in my ability to defeat you so, Kat, I no longer fear you. I've earned my slot as the best in this division and I'll be damned if I let your clown antics take that away from me. It's not gonna happen. Not this time. 

Pamela stares intensely into the camera for a few moments. She backs away as Devon enters the frame. 

::"Unseeingly Wise/Undoubtedly Geeky"-Devon Townsend::  Fear. It's simply a four letter word. It is intimidation. It is weakness. The dictionary defines it as a feeling of agitation and anxiety caused by the presence or imminence of danger. But what do we really know about fear? That it makes you weak? No. Only weakness makes you weak. Fear is that precautionary tale, it keeps you on your toes. Why do you think that most of the world caters tot he United States? Fear.  It prepares you for life's unexpected moments. It makes you stronger, tougher. If you have fear in your eyes but the courage to persevere, then that fear turns into the very motivation that you will need to overcome that obstacle. It can be your stepping stone, or it can be the brick wall blocking you away from opportunity. Kat, you sense fear in Pamela Paulshock and you are reach. She fears you quite a bit. But be not mistake, dear Kitten, for her fear lies not with your wrestling ability. It is your delusional belief in the supernatural, this ominous force that has you portraying yourself as something you are not. What is a Mephistophelean Mystification? It is a fabrication. Complete fiction. It is you play9ng at the fear of others, trying to intimate others with your outlandish practice. Pamela Paulshock fears you. Not because you are a stronger competitor but because you are just plain...creepy. So what does this all mean? Well, it's quite simple actually. Pam fears you, correction, feared you. She has gotten past that. She sees beyond the cliché catch phrases and the David Blaine illusion tactics. What are are, Kat, what you've become is a mockery to the very institution of wrestling. You have gotten past what matters most which is what happens in that ring. Your mind is clouded with this dark aurora that has you believing that you are immortal. It's attitudes like that that bring the greatest of men down. Do you remember an incident called the Titanic Disaster? Ah yes, quite a story that is. You see, these people built a ship and named her Titanic, after Greek gods the Titans. With her innovative design and adjustments, she was supposed to be unsinkable. Everyone believed it. Everyone. including the captain. But what happened? Blind faith led that ship into that iceberg, causing it to sink and all of that glorified machinery went straight to the bottom. Blind faith killed the Titanic and it is blind faith that will kill you too, Kat. Do you think water tight bulkheads mattered when the water poured through the various decks of the ship? Do you think possessions and crude phrases matters in that ring? It doesn't. So you construct as many dark ceremonies as you want but you will never resurrect talent. You may have been able to defeat Pamela Paulshock in the past but let me remind you that this is the present. In the present, things change. In the present, anything can happen. 

Devon smirks for the camera. Pam stands in the background. The cameras fade into commercial break. 

Stats-Roleplay Information

[W/D/L]-Singles
10-01-03

[W/D/L]-Tag Team
04-00-01

Role-play #: 30
Next Match: Pamela Paulshock versus The Kat
Stip: Rap Battle
Event: X-Treme X-fire
Mentioned:Pogo the Clown, others
Used: Pamela Paulshock, others

Stats-Paulshock Information

Name: Pamela Paulshock
Hometown: None of your business
Height: 5'6
Weight: 130lbs
Finisher:Shock Therapy (torando ddt)
Theme Music: "Best of You" by the Foo Fighters
Best Friends: Tiffany Evans, Alyssa Mulvahill, Devon Townsend
Allies: None
Enemies: Kim Page, Trish Stratus, Christy Hemme, Pogo the Clown
Alignment: ?????
Accomplishments: former IC Champion, Roleplayer of the Week(4x's), Quote of the Week(2x's), Miss UPW, Story of the Week, Champion of the Week(3x's), Match of the Week(2x's)

Electrifyingly Shocked

Beulah, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim, Sable, Joy Giovanni, Kim Page(2x's), Carmella, Daffney, Debra, Tracie Wright, Lita, Desire, Bubba Ray Dudley, Bobbi Billard, Trish Stratus(3x's)

Stats-Disclaimer

This role-play was written by me, Keisha. No part of this role-play may be reproduced, used, or copied without my permission. Much effort was put into this and it is not to be degraded by a lazy punk who does not know how to get his or her own stuff. I made this role-play and graphics. Don't steal. I am not Pamela Paulshock. I do not know her nor am I affiliated with her. I have no connections to her. In closing, I would like to say one last thing. DON'T STEAL MY SHIZNIT! If you want something from this, contact me on AIM (xxHurrixBloomxx). Thank you for listening.