QUOTES:
"I hope this song touches you like your father does."
"Hey..how old are you? 15? OH MY GOD!!! Put those things away."
"It's cold, it's raining.....and this is the most boringest place on earth."
"I wanna have an orgasm on stage here, all I need is some light kisses to the tip of my penis. Just little small ones."
"We write songs about love, life friendship, food.....your mom."
"For me, sex with a girl is a race to orgasm, and I am undefeated."
"Just one boobie will make me horny as shit. And if you have three boobies, then I'll get really really horny!"
"I can't live without Mexican food.
"Marks penis only turns in a 90 degree angle."
"Is this healthy? The rain, the cold, the Germany? The snot, the nose, the fever?""
"I don't get boy bands these days. Thye don't write their own songs and everything is choreographed from their dance moves to how they have sex with each other after the show."
"Do I look feminine when I stand like this?"
"Fuck me, I'm losing respect for myself as an artist.....and as a lover."
"Humor has become so cliché and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."
"I wet myself at night when I'm asleep, just like everybody.....I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else in this world.....we're not just a joke band"
"We don't want to act like adults. Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on. Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college, and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands. See who's having more fun."
"Please don't throw up your dirty toilet paper, we're not hungry"
"This type of music has a limited time span so we have to evolve and do the best we can now."
"I masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours, it hurts, I think it's gonna fall off"
"Our take on punk is really just fun: it's fun to offend people and do what we want to. But it isn't that offensive. We make music for ourselves and everybody else who gets it. It's a lifestyle scene. If you don't get it you don't have to listen."
"I haven't grown up at all since I was a freshmen in high school, and neither has my penis."
"This is a scene and the bands that have been in it a long time deserve the breaks. Doesn't mean they've changed. We haven't. We're still writing songs about girls."
"We take our music very seriously."
"Humor has become so cliché and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."
"I study that stuff, man, UFOs ... I'll tell you that I think in the next year the US government is going to come out and admit that aliens have visited Earth. The reason I think that is that I listen to this radio show at home which deals with all this stuff."
After asked about getting spit on in concert he told someone - "Usually I'm too drunk to really care about it. Sometimes I'll look at my shirt and see a bunch of loogies and get all grossed out, but it's all in the name of fun."
"Some people think we're idiots and perverts, which we are."
"I came up with a little formula," Delonge says. "If you write songs about girls you get girls at show. We write a lot of songs about girls."
"Our take on punk is really just fun: it's fun to offend people and do what we want to. But it isn't that offensive. We make music for ourselves and everybody else who gets it. It's a lifestyle scene. If you don't get it you don't have to listen."
"And as for signing to a bigger label .... well I'd like to make a lot of money and fuck credibility. If I did it doesn't make me any different. Just richer."
"This is a scene and the bands that have been in it a long time deserve the breaks. Doesn't mean they've changed. We haven't. We're still writing songs about girls."
"Actually, we are featured [ in American Pie] as incredibly sexy guys. The film company went out and did this huge 'sexy guy' search across the world and they found me. And I said, 'Well, I have this band, if you want to use them.' And they said, 'If that's the only way we can get you...' And I said, 'Yeah...'"
"I think we need to [rehearse] more often. At least that's what people have been telling us for ten years."
"It's so obvious that I have the most masculine attributes. If femininity were a sport, [Mark and Travis] would have a gold medal."
"I don't know if you've ever had an enema, but it definitely brought my family closer together and I hope it brings my band closer together."
"I've always liked girls. I think vaginas are much more attractive than penises. I think penises are God's cruel joke, I don't even like them--and I have one."
"If a person has brains, they probably don't listen to our music. If a person has any pride or any kind of family values, chances are they probably don't listen to us."
"For me, sex with a girl is a race to orgasm and I am undefeated."
"Some people think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both."
"I came up with a little formula. If you write songs about girls, you get more girls at a show. We write A LOT of songs about girls."
"I'm not gay, alot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay."
"I'm picturing you all naked. Now I'm picturing you all in wheel chairs. Ok, sorry that was fucked up."
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