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		October 18, 2004 Rose Garden Portland, Oregon Commercial The cameras open up inside the jam packed Rose Garden. The fans are going nuts as the pyro sets off marking the start of Crazy Mayhem. The camera circles the crowd then lands on the entrance as CoSmIc comes walking out. Some fans cheer, others don’t do anything, seeing how CoSmIc is still farely new to XXWF. *Eric Wright* Well folks, we’re kicking off the show right away with this opening match between these two females. *Jack Kaine* Fine females that is. *Eric Wright* Ya, sure Jack. Justina is making her return, CoSmIc is making her debut. *Scott Maverik* This match is a singles match scheduled for one fall with no time limit. First coming to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing 125 pounds……….CoSmIc! CoSmIc slides in the ring and awaits Justina. Burn in my Light then starts to play as the fans give a mixed reaction for the returning Justina, most of them booing. *Jack Kaine* She’s back Eric! And She’s badder then ever. *Scott Maverik* Now making her wat to the ring, from Louisville, Kentucky, weighing 137 pounds……….Justina James! Justina runs the rest of the way and slides into the ring. The match gets under way as Justina begins plowing CoSmIc with rights and lefts. CoSmIc falls to the mat. Justina hovers over CoSmIc yelling obsenities. CoSmIc then kicks Justina in the stomach with her right leg, and kicks her again, but Justina catches her leg the thrird time and steps over with it, turning it into a single leg boston crab. Justina puts more and more pressure as CoSmIc begins to scream in pain. Bill asks to see if CoSmIc wants to tap but she shakes her head no. CoSmIc then uses all her strength and drags Justina to the ropes where Bills makes the count to release her. CoSmIc begins to pull herself on the ropes but Justina kicks her back down to the mat rapidly. Justina picks up CoSmIc by her hair and slaps her in the face. She turns around and looks around the arena. CoSmIc uses this oppertunity to attack her from behind. Justina falls on one knee. CoSmIc runs and bounces of the ropes hoping to give a clothesline but Justina counters with a hard powerslam pin. *Bill* 1.......2......no CoSmIc kicks out. Justina smiles and nods her head. She gets on the top rope and waits for CoSmIc to get up. CoSmIc gets to her feet and Justina jumps on CoSmIc tring to give her a hurricarrana, but CoSmIc catches her in the air and .....The Dreama!!!(Powerbomb into a sunset flip). The pin. *Bill* 1.......2....no Justina quickyl kick out a jumps to her feet. She knocks down CoSmIc with a clothesline. CoSmIc gets up to her feet, but Justina hits a hard uppercut on CoSmIc causing her to stumble into the ropes. CoSmIc comes back with a few fore arms to Justina, but Justina hurries and delivers a knee to CoSmIc's gut. Justina tunrs CoSmIc around and knees her in the back and pushes her forward to the ropes, she hangs there and Justina punches Cosmin in the back. Justina then hooks CoSmIc's arms from behind. She drags her around the ring and shows her dominance and CoSmIc struggles to get away. Justina twists around and....THE JJ Effect!!! Justina goes for the cover. *Bill* 1......2......no Justina picks CoSmIc's shoulder off the mat, toying with her. CoSmIc lays motionless, as Justina runs off the rope and delivers an impressing leg drop. CoSmIc rolls over holding her face. justina starts stomping aways at CoSmIc for fun. CoSmIc starts sitting up, justina runs at her giving her a missle drop kick to the face. CoSmIc refuse to quit when she rolls onto her knees. Justina goes for another dropkick, but CoSmIc out of nowhere hits a spear on Justina, the crowd goes wild. Both women stagger to get up. Both women look at each other. CoSmIc quickly runs at Justina to get an advantage, but Justina kicks CoSmIc in the stomach and locks on to her head. She takes a few steps and lunges forward....Sweetest Sin!!!Justina goes for the cover. *Bill* 1........2.......3!!! *Scott Maverik* The winner of this match, by pinfall……….Justina James! Justina slides out of the ring and taunts the crowd then leaves. Soon after CoSmIc follows. *Jack Kaine* Justina picking up her returning win her folks. She looks to be on fire huh Eric? *Eric Wright* Yea, I guess so, but CoSmIc showed that she won’t be taken lightly here in XXWF. Anyway folks, next up we have the Womens Tag Team Title match, let’s go to Scott in the ring. *Scott Maverik* The following contest is the XXWF Women's Tag Team Championship. The first team to score a pinfall will be declared the winner and the new Women's Tag Team Champions. "Wild Cat" hits the sound system, the crowd cheers as Sable walks out on stage and poses for the fans. Sable begins to walk down the ramp. *Scott Maverik* And introducing first, from Jacksonville, Florida, SABLE!!! "Legs" by Kid Rocks then hit the PA as the crowd cheers some more. *Scott Maverick* And her partner, from Baltimore, Maryland, Stacy Keibler!!! Both get into the ring. Sable goes under the second rope and Stacy streches her legs over the second rope, pleasing the crowd. Both begin to walk around the ring showcasing to the crowd. "Butterfly" by Crazy Train plays as Jasmine Phoenix walks out from the curtains. She stands at the top of the stage and looks around the arena and get a mixed reaction from the crowd. Jasmine walks down the ramp and stops in front of the ring where Stacy and Sable motion for Jasmine to enter. Jasmine points to the entrance way and smiles as "Here Come The Pain" by Slayer hits. Victoria comes out as crowd gives a huge responce to Victoria. *Scott Maverick* And their opponents from Los Angelos and San Benardino, California, Jasmine Phoenix and Victoria. The two team stare each other down. Victoria and Jasmine run to slide in the ring but Stacy and Sable are there to welcome them as they begin to stomp away at them. The ref call for the bell as the match starts. Stacy begins to punch away at Jasmine in one corner as Sable punches at Victoria in other corner. After several shots by both women, Sable signals for Stacy to irish whip victoria and Jasmine into each other. Both women start to irish whip their opponents into each other but Victoria and Jasmine counter, causing Stacy and Sable smack hard into each other. They both stumble to stay on their feet, but Jasmine dropkicks Stacy in the back of the head, and Victoria gives Sable a hard backdrop. The ref then tries to get control of the match as he ask Victoria to get to her corner and he rolls the fallen Sable to her corner. Jasmine then waits as Stacy gets to her feet. She gets behind stacy and trys to hit a backdrop, but Stacy flips around and rolls Jasmine for a school girl... *Bill* 1.........2....... Jasmine kicks out and tries clothesline Stacy, but doesnt connect as Stacy ducks and follows through with a back neckbreaker. Jasmine falls rolls in the ring holding the back of her neck. Stacy goes to her corner and makes a tag to Sable. Stacy then rushes back to Jasmine and hold her up, Sable does a boxing pose and begins punching Jasmine in the ribs. Bill begins counting and Stacy lets go of the hold and goes to her corner. Stable begins mocking Jasmine to get to her feet. Sable then gives four hard chops to Jasmine with the crowd going "WOOOOO" to every one. Jasmine gets backed into a corner, Sable then grabs the hair of Jasmine, but Jasmine retaliates and delivers multiple forearms shot to the face of Sable, backing her into the corner. Jasmine then tries to irish whips Sable into the opposite turnbuckle, but Sable reverses and Jasmine hits the turnbuckle hard. Sable then runs to give Jasmine a turnbuckle clothesline, but Jasmine jumps up and kicks Sable in the head. Exausted they both fall to the ground. Victoria on her corner bangs the turnbuckle pad getting the crowd behind her as she reaches to make a tag. Stacy reaches her arm out as well and Sable inches towards her corner. Sable makes the tag to Stacy and she rushes in to stop Jasmine from making the tag. Jasmine and Victoria reach as far as they can almost close of making the tag, but no. Stacy knocks Victoria off the apron, and drags Jasmine far from her corner. She then throws Jasmine into her corner and goes to taunt Victoria. Victoria angerly rushes in tring to get her hands on Stacy but the ref stops her. While the ref is destracted by Victoria, Stacy and Sable begin the double team on Jasmine. Stable chokes her with the tag rope, while Stacy muddhole stomps her. Victoria realizing that this cant continue any longer, goes to her turnbuckle and tries to keep her cool. The double team stop as the ref in now able to watch the match. Jasmine lays almost motionless in the corner as Stacy showboats for the crowd, getting some cheers. Jasmine stumbles to get to her feet and quickly knocks Sable off the apron and BAM!!! Sable's head boundes off the steel steps. Stacy quickly runs as jasmine but is knocked down by a flying forearm to the face. The crowd goes wild as Jasmine gets to her feet and jumps to tag in Victoria. The crowd gets hyped as Victoria gets in the ring and gives Stacy a hard clothesline. Stacy gets up quicly to her feet, but Victoria gets her another clothesline, follow by a quick cover. *Bill* 1..........2...kick out Stacy gets her shoulder up. Sable finally gets back up on the ring apron but Victoria gets her small revenge on Sable as she knocks Sable off the ring apron yet again. Sable crashes to the floor below. Victoria begins trash talking Sable in the ring only to get hit with Stacy's extramly long legs. Victoria falls to the mat face first. Stacy then applies a camel cluch on Victoria, who begins screaming in pain. Stacy laughs and applies more pressure to Victoria's back. The ref asks Victoria if she wants to quit but is conserving every breath she can to get to the ropes. Victoria begins to inch her was closer and closer to the ropes. She uses her last bit of energy and reaches it, but the ref cant order Stacy to let go of the hold as he is destracted as the fight that is going on outside the ring between Jasmine and Sable. Stacy uses this oppertunity to drag Victoria back form the ropes and puts her back in the camel cluch. Victoria stars raising her arm as if ready to tap, Stacy tries to apply more pressure. Victoria seems to be in extream pain an looks to tap out when Jasmine kicks Stacy in the face, making Stacy release the hold. Jasmine then picks up Stacy and gives her a hard body slam. Stacy screams in pain and holds her lower back. Stacy begin to get to her feet, pulling herself up by the turnbulke as Jasmine is poised and ready to strike. Jasmine gets behing Stacy and tries the back drop, but Stacy flips behing her and pushes her face first in the turbuckle corner. Stacy regains her composure and gives Jasmine hard kicks to her back. Stacy goes to the opposite turnbuckle and poses to the crowd and gets a response. She runs at Jasmine who is still hanging on the turnbuckle and.....SPEAR!!by Victoria. The crowd goes wild as Victoria makes the cover *Bill* 1........2........NO Sable kicks Victoria in the back of the head breaking the count. Sable and Victoria begins trading lefts and rights, until sable gets the upper hand by raking the eyes of Victoria. Sable helps Stacy to her feet and they both grab Victoria and whips her into the ropes. She bounces off and Sable and Stacy kick her in the mid section and prepare to do a double suplex. They stuggle to get her up but is not successful as Jasmine comes out of no where and elbows Stacy and Sable in their back. Jasmine then goes on the other side and over hooks Stacy and Sable's head as Victoria is doing the same....BOOM!!! Double Suplex. Sable rolls to the edge of the mat and Victoria goes for another cover. *Bill* 1.......2......no kick out. Stacy gets her shoulder up. Victoria and Jasmine both pick up Stacy and irish whips her into the ropes. When she bounces back they both give her a double clothesline. Jasmine drags Stacy to a corner and Victoria gets on the top rope. She turns aroung and jumps high in the air backwards doing a moonsault. Stacy puts her kneens up quickly as Victoria comes crashing down on her stomach. Victoria rolls over in pain. Jasmine tries to kick Stacy but she blocks it. Stacy pops up and uses her long legs to give Jasmine an extreamly hard roundhouse kick to the head. Jasmine is down and rolls to her corner. Victoria stumbles to her feet still holding her stomach, Stacy waits for Victoria to turn around and........Roundhouse kick!!! Victoria falls to the mat, and Stacy makes the cover. *Bill* 1............2........thr-NO!!! Victoria barley get her right shoulder up. Stacy is furious as she argues with Bill over the count.Victoria crawls desperatly to her corner and makes the tag to Jasmine. Jasmine gets into the ring and runs at Stacy while she is destracted by the ref. She hits a reverse backslide on Stacy, the ref counts. *Bill* 1......2....kickout Stacy kicks out and quickly makes a tag to Sable who just gets on the ring apron. Sable rushes in and tries to attack Jasmine but she quickly hits a small package roll up.. *Bill* 1.....2....kickout Sable puches Jasmine in the face a gets out. Jasmine waits for Sable to get up. Sable tunrs around and suprises Jasmine with a kick to the stomach, followed by a DDT. Both women lay on the mat exausted. Victoria gets the crowd behind her as she slaps the turnbuckle to motivate Jasmine. Jasmine begins to crawl twards her corner, but Sable grabs her foot preventing her. Jasmine gets up hoping on one leg as Sable has the other. Jasmine turns and gives Sable an inziguri to the side of Sable's head forcing her to release the hold. Jasmine continues to crawl closer and closer to the ropes, Victoria reaches her hand out, but out of no where Stacy forearms Victoria off the apron. The ref tries to bring Stacy back to her corner. victoria gets back into the ring and runs at Stacy but the ref quickly catches her and tries to get her to her corner. Meanwhile Stacy calls for Sable to hold up Jasmine, which she does. Stacy nods and smiles. She steps back and goes for a roundhouse kick....SMACK! She hits Sable as Jasmine ducks. Sable falls to the mat and looks up at Stacy saying "What the hell are you doing?" Sable then gets in the face of Stacy and they both begin trading words. Stacy has had enough and slaps Sable, Sable turns around and spears Stacy, they both roll all over the mat and the crowd cheers. The ref tries to break it up but then get roll in the middle of them. The crowd goes even wilder as they begin to chant "Bill". Bill finally gets free with a smile on his face. Stacy and Sable are up and at each others faces again. Then out of no where Victoria drop kicks Sable into Stacy, causing Stacy go fly out the ring. Both Victoria and Jasmine jump to the top rope on opposite sides of the ring. Sable still woozy from the dropkick stumles around the ring, she turns towards Victoria and Victoria hits a Dragon Rana. Sable lays motion less in the middle of the ring. Jasmine taunts and jumps high in the air......BUTTERFLY SPLASH!!! Jasmine goes for the cover. *Bill* 1.........2.........3!!! *Scott Maverik* The winners of this match, by pinfall, and New XxWf Women's Tag Champions…………….Victoria and Jasmine Pheonix! Victoria and Jasmine get their belts and make their way to the back, soon followed by Stacy and Sable. *Jack Kaine* Well folks, Vicky and Jas walking away as the first ever XXWF Womens Tag Team Champions. *Eric Wright* What a great match Jack. Next up we have the huge Fatal Four Way for the United States Championship. Back in the ring, Scott Maverick prepares to introduce the next match. He fixes his tie and raises his mic to speak. *Scott Maverick* The following contest is scheduled for one fall...AND IS FOR THE XXWF UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Instantly, "Thug Love" by Tupac hits. The crowd begins to boo as the Jumbo tron flashes pictures of Tony Stavoli. A figure slowly steps through the curtain, but it's not Stavoli. It's..................................Bobby Park? *Eric Wright* What in the world? Folks, it's the General Manager of the XXWF United States League. What's he doing out here, Jack? *Jack Kaine* Beats me, but it doesn't matter. Bobby Park is alright in my book. *Eric Wright* Yeah, I bet he is...(under his breath)...Kiss ass... *Jack Kaine* Oh shut the hell up. You just wish you could be mentioned in the "Book of Jack Kaine"...foo! Bobby Park, dressed in one of his usual suits, has a mic in his hands. The crowd isn't sure how to react as he signals to cut the music. He raises the mic to his face and begins to speak. *Bobby Park* You all might be wondering why I'm out here tonight. It's two reasons, really. The first thing I'm going to do is announce that Tony Stavoli will not be competing tonight. The arena pops at the announcement. Bobby waits a few moments, then continues. *Bobby Park* Second, I have come out here tonight to ask you all for your forgiveness. I've let my personal opinions of people interfere with the United States League product for too long. Tonight not only marks the break up of "Fate ZEr0"; tonight also marks the return of the Bobby Park who listens to the fans. Tonight marks the return of the Bobby Park who works for the fans. Tonight marks a new beginning for me and the entire XXWF. Thank you all and good night! The crowd begins to cheer as Bobby Park bows out and leaves through the curtain. *Eric Wright* Well how about that? Tony Stavoli not in the match. Fans, it looks like the Bobby Park is back to his old self again. I'm happy to see him back to his cheerful, respectful self. *Jack Kaine* (under his breath)...Putz... *Eric Wright* What was that? *Jack Kaine* Nuts? Care for some nuts, Wright?...(under his breath)...Loser... Suddenly, "Step Up" by Drowning Pool hits. The arena bursts with screams and cheers as Rage explodes through the curtain. He has a fire in his eyes and is flowing with adrenaline as he makes his way down the aisel. *Scott Maverick* Introducing first, from Louisville, Kentucky...weighing in at 285 pounds.........Give it up for Rage! Rage slides under the bottom rope and heads over to his corner. He keeps loose by jumping from side to side. He leans against the ropes to stretch when suddenly, "WHO'S BETTER THAN KANYON?" echoes through the arena. The music kicks in as the crowd continues to cheer. Chris Kanyon steps through the curtain to a strong ovation. He makes his way down the aisel, high fiving some lucky fans on the way. *Scott Maverick* His opponent, making his way to the ring at this time...from Sunnyside, Queens, New York...weighing in at 245 pounds.........Let's here it for Chris Kanyon! Kanyon hops up onto the apron and climbs into the ring. He walks over to Rage and gives him a quick high five, then backs away towards his corner. Both men look very focused. *Eric Wright* Folks, the intensity is building in that very ring. Rage and Kanyon are pumped for this match. Look at Rage, Jack, he's got that "Eye of the Tiger"! *Jack Kaine* Quiet, you idiot! Want to get sued? ...But yeah, they look focused. What difference does it make, Orton's got this one in the bag. *Eric Wright* Speaking of Orton... "My Own Summer" by the Deftones hits. Boos fill the arena as the XXWF United States Champion steps through the curtain. With the United States title strapped securely around his waist, he struts down the aisel. As he hops up onto the ring apron, he pauses to look at his opponents. As this happens, Scott Maverick speaks. *Scott Maverick* Their opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri...weighing in at 245 pounds......he is the current XXWF United States Champion........."The Legend Killer" Randy Orton! Orton slowly steps through the ropes and heads towards his corner. As Maverick leaves the ring, Orton poses for the crowd before unstrapping his belt. He hands it to Referee Bill who then presents it to both Kanyon and Rage. Before handing it to the time keeper, he raises it high in the air. The music slowly fades out, leaving all three combatants standing in the ring. They all exchange cautious glances as Referee Bill calls for the opening bell. The match has begun. Rage charges at Orton and immediately begins to throw hard right hands. Kanyon follows in and begins attacking the U.S. Champ, as well. Orton staggers back towards the corner with each shot until he's trapped. Kanyon tries to push past Rage, but Rage shoves him out of the way, sending him flying backwards and slamming to the mat. Rage ducks down and drives his shoulder deep into Orton's ribs. Meanwhile, Kanyon quickly gets to his feet and marches towards Rage. As Rage continues to shoulder charge Orton in the corner, Kanyon grabs Rage by the midsection, pulls him off, and whips him around. Before he can do anything, though...SMACK! Rage slaps Kanyon right across the face with a staggering amount of force. The crowd shouts "Ooooh!" as Kanyon staggers back towards the ropes from the force. Rage keeps up the pace, runs at Kanyon, and clotheslines him up and over the top rope. Kanyon spills over and slams to the floor. *Eric Wright* Woh hoh! Rage means business. He's on fire tonight! In the ring, Rage stares down at Kanyon, but shrugs it off and goes to turn towards Orton. Suddenly, Randy Orton bursts from the corner, dives at Rage, and grabs him by the head......BOOM! "RKO!" "RKO!" *Jack Kaine* Looks like that put out his flames. Haha! It's over already! This has to be some kind of record! Randy Orton rolls Rage over for the cover... *Bill* 1! 2! No! At the last second, Chris Kanyon reaches under the ropes, grabs Randy Orton by the leg, and pulls him off the cover! He drags Orton under the bottom rope and quickly chops him right across the chest. SLAP! The shot echoes through the arena; Orton grabs his chest in pain, but Kanyon keeps up the attack. He begins slamming hard fists against Orton's skull. Kanyon rapidly Irish whips Orton towards the guard rail. Orton's body turns and crashes full speed against the railing spine first. He drops to his knees in pain as Kanyon follows up the attack; he hooks Orton in a front face lock and quickly snaps him up and over with a snap suplex right on the floor. Orton's back cringes in pain after the impact. As this happens, Rage begins to stir and slowly begins crawling over towards the ring apron closest to his opponents. Meanwhile, Kanyon bends over Randy Orton and slowly pulls him to his feet. He punches Orton a few times, then goes to Irish whip him into the steel steps...suddenly, Orton counters and sends Kanyon to the stairs! BANG! Kanyon collides thighs first into the steel ring steps! As the crowd groans, Kanyon's body sails over the stairs and crashes to the floor. Orton shakes his head in an attempt to regain his senses. Out of no where, Rage grabs Orton from behind and tosses him towards the steps...BANG! Orton's head crashes into the steel steps! *Eric Wright* DAMN! Randy Orton's skull might be shattered! What an impact! Rage walks around Orton's body and heads towards Kanyon. He pulls Kanyon into his feet and rolls him into the ring; Rage follows him in. Rage grabs a handful of hair and drags Kanyon up to his feet. He pushes Kayon back towards the ropes then Irish whips him across the ring. Kanyon hits the far ropes, bounces back, and runs right at Rage. In a split second, Rage grabs Kanyon by the ribs, spins around and drives him to the mat with a huge sidewalk slam. Rage stands up and looks down at Kanyon. He then quickly runs to the ropes, bounces off, and runs towards a downed Kanyon. Rage leaps into the air and comes crashing back down onto Kanyon with a leg drop across the midsection. Kanyon sputters from the impact; Rage quickly goes for the cover... *Bill* 1! 2! Kick out! A bit frustrated, Rage stands and thinks about what to do. As this happens, Randy Orton begins slowly stand and begins pulling himself up onto the ring apron. Meanwhile, Rage picks up Kanyon and pushes him back to the corner. He perches Kanyon on the top turnbuckle and follows. He hooks up Kanyon in a front face lock, then uses his upper body to pull Kanyon up to the very top turnbuckle. *Eric Wright* Ooooh boy...I don't like where this is going. *Jack Kaine* Fasten your seat belt, Wright. Suddenly, Rage lifts Chris Kanyon high in the air and falls backwards off the top rope...BOOM! Superplex off the top rope! Both men crash to the mat. Suddenly, Randy Orton walks on the ring apron, reaches the turnbuckle, and begins to climb. He stands up on the top turnbuckle and jumps...BOOM! A frog splash right onto Rage! The capacity crowd is screaming with excitement. *Jack Kaine* Son-of-a-bitch! Rage goes through all that trouble of hitting a move, but then gets laid out in the process. Way to go, Randy! *Eric Wright* Yeah, but look, Orton is out of it, too. Orton, still shaky from flying into the stairs, slowly pulls himself on top of Rage for the cover... *Bill and Crowd* 1! 2! No! The crowd gasps at how close the pin came. Orton slowly rolls off of the pin, still dizzy. All three men lie on the mat, dazed and tired. *Eric Wright* What a match, Jack! *Jack Kaine* For once, I'll agree with you. Orton and Rage get to their feet, Rage nails Orton with a kick to the gut. Rage tosses Orton over the top rope, and whips Kanyon into the ropes, Rage runs at him and hits a high cross body press, he then starts wailing away on Kanyon with right hands. Orton slides in and nails Rage with a double ax handle to the back. Orton then starts to attack Kanyon as Orton picks up Kanyon and whips him into the ropes, Orton goes for a clothesline, but Kanyon counters and locks Orton in a sleeper! Orton struggles to get free, but he can’t fight it off, Orton falls to his butt, as Kanyon leans in and wrenches on the sleeper.  Rage gets up and walks over to Kanyon. H sneaks behind Kanyon. Orton gets to a knee, and slowly rises to his feet, and Orton drops down nailing Kanyon with a jawbreaker! Kanyon releases the hold and stumbles back into Rage….DRAGONRAGE on Kanyon! Rage coves. But is immediately broken up by Orton who kicks Rage in the head. Orton gets up and grabs Kanyon. He throws him out of the ring. Rage gets up and gets a kick in the stomach from Orton, Orton goes for an RKO but no! Rage wiggles free and hooks Orton in a waistlock, Rage attempts another DRAGONRAGE, but Orton nails Rage in the head with an elbow and Rage releases the hold. Orton lands on his feet and spins Rage around, RKO!!! ORTON COVERS! *Jack Kaine* RKO!!! This Could be it! *Bill* 1…….2…….. NO! RAGE KICKED OUT.. Orton is in shock he can’t believe it.  Kanyon slides back into the ring and grabs Orton by the back of the head. He drags Randy over to the turnbuckle and bashes his head in. Kanyon does it again and spins Randy around. Kanyon grabs his arm and whips him across the ring. After doing this Kanyon immediately climbs the top turnbuckle.  Orton hits the other turnbuckle hard as he staggers out to the center of the ring. Kanyon sizes him up for a second and jumps at Orton. Nailing a flying forearm right at Orton. Kanyon immediately covers *Bill* 1..……2………….NO!! Kickout by Orton. Kanyon lifts Orton up and whips him into the corner, suddenly  Rage rushes in and nails Kanyon down with a hard close line. Rage looks to Orton and runs at him going for a sphere but Orton moves out of the way and Rage collides shoulder first with the ring post! Rage stumbles out and Orton hooks Rage from behind…Nailing a beautiful back suplex on Rage. Orton covers *Bill* 1…….2…..NO! Orton picks up Rage and nails him with a shoulder breaker. Orton grabs Rages arm and hooks him a stepover armbar. Orton wrenches back as Rage screams in pain. Rage uses all his strength to reach the rope, he grabs it and Orton releases the hold. Orton backs off and goes after Rage, but Rage grabs Orton and pushes him through the ropes and he lands on the apron landing on the outside of the ring. Kanyon begins to get to his feet as Rage gets up, he leaves the ring and walks over to Orton, Rage bends down to stand him up but Randy comes back with a low blow. Orton then DDTs Rage right on the floor!. Randy quickly gets up and taunts the crowd he turns to the ring and sees Kanyon running right at him. KANYON DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND NAILS A SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT ON ORTON! *Jack Kaine* LOOK OUT RANDY!!! All three men are down. Bill begins his ten count. *Bill* 1………….2…………….3………………..4……………..5……………….6…………7… A few moments later Rage begins to stir and get to his feet. He looks around and grabs Kanyon by the head. Rage rolls Kanyon back in the ring and follows him in. Leaving Orton outside, Rage grabs Kanyon and places him on the top rope, Rage climbs up to the top rope, . Rage goes for a belly to belly off the top rope but he slips and pulls Kanyon back with him having to take most of the fall.. Both men are down but Kanyon lies on top of Rage. Bill counts *Bill* 1……..2…….NO! Rage kicks out! Kanyon picks up Rage and sets him facing backward to him. He picks him up and spins Rage around in a back suplex position. But Rage rolls through it Kanyon turns around and Rage wraps his arms around him. He flips Kanyon over and nails a beautiful belly to belly suplex! Rage quickly goes for the cover. *Bill* 1……….2……… NO! Kanyon gets his shoulder up. Rage looks up and shakes his head. Suddenly we see Randy Orton come out of no where and dropkick Rage right in the face. Rage falls to his back. Otrton continues the attack until Rage gets to his feet. He backs Rage to a corner and begins to climb the turnbuckle. Orton begins to punch Rage in the face, but it seems to have no affect. Rage grabs Orton’s legs and lifts him up over the top rope. Orton crashes to the floor nailing his head Right on the steel steps! Randy lies on the ground possibly knocked out.. Rage looks at Orton in exhaustion as he grabs Kanyon and boots him in the face a few times. He stands Kanyon up and goes whips him in the ropes. Kanyon bounces off the ropes and runs at Rage who is going for a back body drop position. But Kanyon leapfrogs him. Rage turns around. Kanyon hooks him. BOOM!! FLATLINER! KANYON COVERS! *Bill* 1……….2………… NO!!! Rage kicks out. Kanyon is stunned and grabs Rage by the head. He slowly stands him up and elbows him in the head a few times. Kanyon backs himself into the ropes and runs at rage. But Rage catches him. He goes for the DRAGONRAGE but Kanyon wiggles out. RAGE SPINS AROUND AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A KANYON CUTTER!!! *Eric Wright* OH MY GOD!! HE HIT IT!! IT’S ALL OVER HERE! *Jack Kaine* Come on Orton get up!! Kanyon Covers! *Bill* 1…….2……… NO!! RAGE KICKS OUT! Kanyon walks over to Bill yelling at him that it was a three count. This gives Rage enough time to get to his feet. He gets behind Kanyon and goes for a school boy. *Bill* 1……….2………. NO Kanyon rolls out. He gets on top of Rage. *Bill* 1………..2………. NO! Rage kicks out. Both men are up. Rage goes for a small package! *Bill* 1………2……… NO! Kanyon kicks out! He goes for an inside cradle! *Bill* 1………2……… NO! Rage gets his shoulder up! He rolls onto Kanyon and gets his shoulders down. *Bill* 1………2………….. NO! Kanyon kicks out! Both men get up as the crowd cheers a bit. Kanyon rushes Rage and goes for a close line but Rage ducks. Kanyon bounces off the ropes and runs at Rage who goes for a slam. He picks up Kanyon but Kanyon wiggles out of it. Rage turns around. KANYON HOOKS RAGE UP FOR A FLATLINER BUT RAGE BLOCKS IT!! KANYON TRIES IT AGAIN.. BUT RAGE PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS THE DRAGONRAGE ON KANYON!! RAGE COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Bill* 1……………………2…………………………….. *Eric Wright* WILL HE GET HIM??!! *Bill* …………………3!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd roars with cheers as Step Up hits. Bill raises Rage’s arm in the air as he is handed the XXWF US title. *Scott Maverik* Here is your winner.. AND NEEWWWWWW XXWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION……………RAGE!!!! *Eric Wright* Oh wow.. What a match.. Ha ha looks like your boy Orton couldn’t get it done tonight! *Jack Kaine* My boy?? What the hell are you talking about Wright? *Eric Wright* What??!! This whole match you’ve been saying how great Orton is. And how he’s going to destroy both Rage and Kanyon.. *Jack Kaine* I never said any of that.. Rage is celebrating in the ring. We see that Orton has gotten to his feet and is trying to figure out what’s going on. He looks around pissed as he sees Rage with the US title. *Randy Orton* YOU NEVER BEAT ME!! I’M STILL THE CHAMPION! Rage looks at him for a moment and then points to the belt. Orton holds his head in pain as he begins to walk to the entrance way. Rage keeps his eyes on him and suddenly backs into Chris Kanyon.. Kanyon is holding the back of his head in pain as he looks at Rage and the US title.. Kanyon looks to be very pissed as Rage’s music stops. *Eric Wright* Oh man.. Looks like where not done here.. The two stare at each other for a few moments. Suddenly Kanyon extends his hand. The crowd cheers as Rage looks at him and shakes it. You hear Kanyon say the words "nice match" as Rage nods his head. *Eric Wright* A nice touch of class here by Kanyon.. *Jack Kaine* Yeah right.. GET A ROOM!!! Kanyon raises Rage’s hand in the air as the two celebrate. The two leave the ring and walk back up the ramp. *Eric Wright* What a magnificent match with three amazing athletes. *Jack Kaine* Ohhh, so now you say Orton’s amazing. *Eric Wright* I never said he wasn’t, just because I don’t like him doesn’t mean I don’t respect his ability. *Jack Kaine* Whatever Wright. *Eric Wright* Well folks, next up we have some Intercontinental League action. “Right Now,” by Korn hit’s the PA as Kevin Spikes comes out of the back and steps onto the ramp with a microphone in hand. *Kevin Spikes* Is everyone ready? Kevin continues to walk down the ramp. *Kevin Spikes* I said…is everyone ready!! Kevin Spikes slides underneath the ropes and stands up in the middle of the ring. *Kevin Spikes* Let me tell ya…I know I’m ready. You want to know why? Because there are two jackasses in the back that are going to come out here and put on a show that no one will ever forget…isn’t that right boys. Now for the reason that I’m here is to introduce to you fine fans and to the two jackasses waiting in the back…the weapons for tonight’s event. Now if you look to my right there is an empty table. Now to the untrained eye it’s an ordinary table…well in fact it’s a table that you can put things on top of. I know you idiots wouldn’t be able to figure that one out. The crowd begins to boo very loudly as Kevin Spikes stands in the ring with a smirk on his face. *Kevin Spikes* Are you all done? Good, now to show you what will be placed on the tables I have my lovely assistants here to bring them to you. Circus music begins to play through the loud speakers as two girl clowns come out carrying two whip cream pies, one in each hand. They skip over to the empty tables and place the pies on the table and then skip back up the ramp and to the back. *Kevin Spikes* Alright, now as you can see those are whip cream pies. Now that is the only weapon right there you can use. The rules state that you can only use the weapons that I give you and I’m NOT giving you that table or any other table. Now what happens if you use that table…well you get disqualified. Now, I know this is a no DQ match but that’s simply how it works. Ok, the next weapon that will be available for use is this…which is right in my pocket. Each of you will have this on your clown suit that I had made for you. Kevin Spikes reaches into his pocket and pulls out a flower water squirter. *Kevin Spikes* This device squirts water. However, there isn’t water inside. Inside of it is rubbing alcohol. I feel that it makes as a better weapon. The third weapon is this… “Rock My Boat,” by Aaliyah begins to play as a very sexy blonde woman comes out modeling a whip. Kevin Spikes helps the women in the ring and she hands him the whip. *Kevin Spikes* Now some people will look at this whip and be like the lion tamers use this in the circus. But in this case that’s not the reason. The reason for this whip is because I know those two fruit cakes in the back like to ass spank each other so why not let them do it with a whip. Kevin Spikes looks over to the women and smirks. *Kevin Spikes* Now, to show a demonstration of how to use this weapon, I will use this lovely lady. The women looks over to Kevin in disbelief. Kevin unwinds the whip and cracks the women right in her buttocks. *Kevin Spikes* Now get out of my ring! The women hurries out of the ring but looks back at Kevin with a smile. She then turns back and jogs up the ramp and to the back. *Kevin Spikes* Woo, let me tell you something, that is one of the kinkiest bitches I have ever seen in my day. That my people is grade A slut…so let me cut this short. There is a box under the ring that is for your use. You can take it out and use it any time you please. Oh, and you two will be entering at the same type on that gift that I both gave you. So without further a due, let the circus begin… A few moments pass by without either competitor stepping out from the back. *Kevin Spikes* Listen here assholes, you brought this upon yourself and if you both don’t get your asses out here to the count of five…you both are jobless. 1.…..2.…..3.…. Circus music begins to play as two clowns riding on mini tricycles begin to slowly roll down the ramp. One clown (TJ) is dressed up in a green glitter type suit. His face is painted white with large green lips and eyes. The other clown (Corbin Steele) is dressed in a regular clown suit with no paint but a mini cowboy hat and steel chains around his neck. As they both are attempting to ride the tricycle TJ kicks Corbin’s tricycle which sends Corbin face first into the steel ramp way and tumbling down to the ring. TJ quickly gets off the tricycle and runs towards Kevin Spikes that still is in the ring. Kevin notices this and quickly slides out of the ring with mic still in hand. *Kevin Spikes* Hey, don’t even think about it buddy. This is one man you don’t want to mess with. You better concentrate on your opponent because it’s one thing to look like a jackass it’s another to be beat by one. With that said Kevin heads back up the ramp and to the back. *Eric Wright* Finally, after a large moment of silence we speak again. *Jack Kaine* I know Eric, the ratings must have dropped after not being able to hear me speak for all this time. *Eric Wright* Yea ok there buddy…but hey the match is starting. Corbin Steele is up and in the ring. TJ with his back still turned, gets spinned around and hit with a hard right hand. Corbin then picks up TJ in a military press and then drops him. Bill finally rings the bell. Corbin the takes off the steel chain around his neck and is about to use it when Bill grabs Corbin’s arm and explains to him that he can’t use it. Corbin then throws the chain away and is going go pick up TJ when TJ squirts Corbin in the eye with the alcohol. *Eric Wright* OH MY, that has got to sting. *Jack Kaine* Yea, he’s probably blind after that. TJ kicks Corbin in the stomach and then gets up off the mat while Corbin is holding his midsection and rubbing his eyes. TJ then bounces off the ropes and hit’s a bulldog sending Corbin crashing to the mat. TJ then quickly grab Corbin’s head and put him into a head lock. TJ continues to wrench on the head of Corbin as Bill gets down and begins to ask Corbin if he quits. Corbin shakes his head no. After a few more moments Corbin’s body lies motionless. Bill goes over to Corbin’s arm and lifts it in the air… *Bill* 1.…2... *Eric Wright* It could be over. *Jack Kaine* When was the last time a wrestler lost by this? *Bill* 3.NO Corbin barely keeps his hand in the air. *Jack Kaine* Told ya. *Eric Wright* Shut up. Corbin gets up on one knee. Corbin then begins to elbow the midsection of TJ. TJ finally breaks the hold. Corbin grabs TJ and whips him into the ropes. TJ comes running back full force. Corbin ducks his head and hit’s a back body drop sending TJ OUT OF THE RING AND THROUGH THE CREAM PIES AND THE TABLE!!! *Eric Wright* Wait a second, isn’t that illegal? *Jack Kaine* No, Eric. The pies were still on top of the table so it counts as Corbin using the pies and not the table. *Eric Wright* Don’t try to play smart with me Jack! *Jack Kaine* Hey don’t get mad at me because you’re the dumb ass. As TJ lies motionless on the ground covered in whip cream, Corbin ascends the top ropes. He then leaps off and LANDS AN ELBOW DROP right on TJ’s sternum. *Eric Wright* Corbin is pulling out all the stops tonight. *Jack Kaine* I don’t know what’s going on with my dawg TJ. *Eric Wright* Dawg? *Jack Kaine* What? Corbin gets up a few moments later and grabs TJ by the head and whips him into the barricade. TJ hits hard and drops to a knee holding his back in pain. Corbin runs at TJ but TJ ducks and hit’s a back body drop sending Corbin Steele over the barricade and into the audience. TJ hops over the barricade and begins to stomp on Corbin. TJ then helps Corbin up and slams his face into the barricade. TJ starts to hit rights and lefts until Corbin falls over the barricade. TJ goes back over to Corbin and helps him up. TJ then hit’s a snap suplex hitting Corbin’s back hard on the outside. TJ quickly gets back to his feet and goes over to the ring. He lifts up the apron and pulls out a box filled with things. TJ sets the box on the floor and pulls a pump out of the box. *Jack Kaine* Ha look at that Wright…TJ is going to make balloon animals. *Eric Wright* Ya, a nice big Corbin one too Hahaha. *Jack Kaine* Riiiiight? TJ looks at the pump and throws it away. TJ then reaches in the box and pulls out a zapper. TJ then throws that away. TJ gets furious and throws the entire box full off stuff right on top of Corbin. *Eric Wright* I guess there was nothing of TJ’s liking there. TJ then runs back and slides in the ring and grabs the whip that’s still there. *Jack Kaine* Here we go ladies and gentlemen…it’s ass spanking time. TJ runs back out of the ring and starts to whip Corbin. You can hear the echo of the whip throughout the arena. *Eric Wright* Oh man that definitely doesn’t sound good. *Jack Kaine* Yea, but I bet Corbin is enjoying every second of it hahaha. TJ picks up Corbin and slides him back in the ring. TJ then ascends the turnbuckles as Corbin lies motionless on the mat. *Eric Wright* WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE!!!! *Jack Kaine* I don’t know but he looks like a man on a mission. Kevin Spikes sprints down from the back ramp way and nudges the ropes that TJ is standing on. TJ falls landing on the ropes right between his legs. TJ then rolls over and hit’s the mat as Kevin Spikes leaves the ring and grabs a cream pie that is only half destroyed. Kevin slides back in the ring and smacks TJ’s face with the pie. *Eric Wright* I have to say this is one sad sad man. *Jack Kaine* Maybe, but like Jmoney always said…don’t cross the boss. Kevin Slides out of the ring and waits at ring side as Corbin Steele gets to his feet. Corbin helps TJ up and puts him in a tiger driver position. Corbin sits him on his shoulder like a power bomb as he still holds TJ’s arms and slams him down hard. *Eric Wright* WHAT A MOVE BY CORBIN!!! *Jack Kaine* THE STEELE DEVICE!!! This one’s over. Corbin goes for the cover. Bill slides on his knees and begins the count. *Bill* 1...2.…3! *Scott Maverik* The winner of this match by pinfall…CORBIN STEELE!!!! “Superbeast,” by Rob Zombie hit’s the PA as a happy Corbin Steele leaves the ring and to the back. Officials from the back come out and help TJ Green out of the ring and to the back. *Eric Wright* Corbin Steele again wins this rematch but a much needed thanks to that bastard Kevin Spikes! *Jack Kaine* Yea, but you can’t tell me that TJ didn’t deserve it. He tried to hit Kevin Spikes for god sakes. *Eric Wright* But it isn’t like he doesn’t deserve it… *Jack Kaine* I’m done with this conversation. The cameras cut back to the cafeteria where we see Michael Quigley standing buttering a bagel. He picks it up and begins to eat it a bit. He swallows and looks around a bit to see if anyone is looking. Quigs then slowly leans over the table and grabs three butter packets. He slowly unwraps them and shoves them all in his mouth. The crowd groans with disgust as Quigs gives a satisfied smile as he swallows the butter. He goes to reach for another handfull and stuffs it in his mouth when suddenly Chrissy Johnson approaches the table. She looks around for a second and grabs an empty cup. She fills it up with coffee and takes a sip. She turns to Quigs who is chewing on a mouthful of butter. Chrissy looks with a look of disgust as Quigs waves hi to her. *Chrissy Johnson* Um.. Yeah.. What do you have in your mouth? *Michael Quigley* (with a mouthfull of butter) Brutttere… *Chrissy Johnson* Ok….. Chrissy begins to walk away when suddenly Quigs begins to hold his throat in pain.. He grabs it with one hand and starts banging on his chest with a fist with the other hand. Chrissy comes back and sees this. *Chrissy Johnson* Oh my God.. Are you choking?? Quigs nods his head yes. *Chrissy Johnson* Ok.. Ok.. HOLD ON BIGGY!!! *Eric Wright* Oh my God Quigs is gonna die!! *Jack Kaine* NO HE ISN’T.. Fat people don’t die like that.. They get heart attacks or obese overeating syndrome or something like that.. Chrissy gets behind Quigs and starts to do the Heimlich maneuver.. Chrissy is struggling to get her arms around Quigs fat gut but manages. She squeezes a few times and nothing happens. Quigs begins to get pale in the face as Chrissy continues to work. Another few moments pass and suddenly a big blab of butter comes out of Quigs’ mouth, he breaths in heavily. He coughs a few times as some paramedics come wondering what’s going on. Quigs turns around and catches his breath. About five minutes pass and Quigs finally says something. *Michael Quigley* (panting) Thank you.. Thank you so very much.. *Eric Wright* Phew… *Chrissy Johnson* It was nothing.. Just lay off the butter balls Tubby.. *Michael Quigley* No.. No.. Ah.. AH CHOO!!!! Quigs sneezes all over Chrissy. There’s remains of butter and other various food items on Chrissy’s face and shirt. Chrissy slowly looks down and wipes off some of the crap on her and then looks at Quigs with the stare of death. *Michael Quigley* Uh… Bless me…. *Jack Kaine* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Chrissy Johnson* YOU SICK BASTARD!!! Chrissy charges at Quigs as he turns and runs away. She chases him down the hallway quickly gaining on him. *Chrissy Johnson* COME HERE FAT BOY!! YOUR STUBBY LEGS CAN’T OUTRUN ME!! *Michael Quigley* (panting) Help me!!! Please.. CYRUS!!! Chrissy grabs Quigs by the back of the suit and shoves him into the walls. *Jack Kaine* OH MY GOD!!! Chrissy begins to unload on Quigs with hard rights and lefts to the body. Quigs answers back as he slaps Chirssy slightly on the face. This makes Chrissy more mad. She grabs Quigs by the head and kicks him right in the jewels.. *Jack Kaine* Now that’s not cool.. Come on Quigs fight back!! *Eric Wright* Chrissy is whoopin his ass! Chrissy grabs Quigs by the back of the head and throws him into a door that pushes open immediately. Chrissy enters the room followed by the cameraman to reaveal it’s the boys room. We see two stage hands washing their hands. Quigs lies on the ground and Chrissy kicks open the bathroom door to show an unlashed toilet.. Chrissy grabs Quigs and drags him over to the toilet.. Quigs gets to his knees and tries for a low blow.. But Chrissy just kicks him in the face. She shakes her head and pulls Quigs’ head up to the toilet and shoves it in there. The arena roars with cheers as Quigs tries desperately to get out. *Chrissy Johnson* What’s the matter Quigs.. DON’T LIKE MOUNTAIN DEW??!! Chrissy lets go of Quigs head and starts to walk away. The camera shows Quigs in the bathroom stall. He spits out some yellow toilet water. The cameras cut back to Jack Kaine and Eric Wright. *Eric Wright* … Um yeah… Well that was interesting *Jack Kaine* I.. I can’t believe it.. Quigs got his ass kicked.. BY A GIRL!!! *Eric Wright* What does this sad, pathetic man have to say now. The camera pans back to ring side where Kevin Spikes is standing with microphone in hand. *Kevin Spikes* Well how did everyone like that match huh? The crowd lets out a barrage of boos. *Kevin Spikes* Thank you, thank you, I do do my job well. Now onto our next match…the buried alive casket match. Now some people asked the question of how are you going to have this match because there are three people involved. Well I says to the guy, well I could have a triangle type match where there are two graves and you have to throw one man in one and the other in another and well…that’s just too time consuming and with the wrestlers in this match…well if you can even call them wrestlers. So the man to throw another man in the casket and grave wins the match. The casket is placed near the grave…I decided I could make it a little easier for your sorry asses. I also have to speak about one of the wrestlers in this match. That man being none other than Triple H. You know Trips I can’t believe you called me a punk…and then you go on about how I THINK I know only a little about wrestling. Well the fact of the matter is Hunter that I must know something about wrestling to have the job I have. Also, the fact still seems to remain unseen as to how you are the best wrestler that I have. That Tag Title that you hold was given to you by some lousy bum in Show Time. Hell, ZEr0 was picked before your sorry ass to hold that title and because you beat one of the saddest wrestlers to have ever graced the XXWF in the Undertaker…you think you’re the only one that deserves the shot. Like I said before…I would rather strip the belt and keep it for myself because none of your sorry asses deserve it. So, instead of you worrying about my job…next time stick to your own because your having a hard enough time with that already. Suddenly “The Game” by Motorhead begins to play and out comes Triple H in a full sprint to the ring. Triple H slides under the ring and begins to hammer on Kevin Spikes. Triple H whips Kevin into the ropes but Kevin holds on and pulls himself out of the ring before Triple H can cause any more damage. Kevin Spikes holds his head in pain as he slowly walks up the ramp backwards looking at Triple H. Triple H is standing on the bottom rope screaming and pointing at Kevin. Kevin gives a little smile and then walks to the back. *Eric Wright* THANK YOU, finally that little bitch got what he had coming to him. *Jack Kaine* What’s the matter with you Eric…a man can’t speak his mind now. *Scott Maverik* This match is scheduled for one fall. The first man to bury an opponent in a casket wins the match. First, coming to the ring standing at 6 feet 8 inches tall. He weighs in at 302 pounds he is one of the challengers for the Intercontinental Championship….SYNISTER!!!! “Pride,” by Soil hit’s the PA as Synister comes out and steps onto the ramp. Fireworks explode down the ramp as Synister walks to the ring. He enters the ring as he slowly circles an already hyped up Triple H when “Darkside” by Excalibur hits. *Scott Maverik* Coming to the ring standing in at 6 feet 9 inches tall. He weighs in at an astonishing 336 pounds. He is your XXWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…THE UNDERTAKER!!!! The lights turn off as the lighters begin to light and The Undertaker steps out from the back with the purple glowing light shining bright. Undertaker begins to slowly walk down to the ring. He climbs up the steps and raises his arms in the air as the lights come back on. *Eric Wright* What an intimidating man The Undertaker is. *Jack Kaine* Yes, he is Eric but what about Triple H…he looks like he’s ready to rip some heads off. The Undertaker steps in the ring and hands his title over to Bill. Bill raises it in the air then hands it over to the time keeper. Bill then signals for the bell. All three men begin to circle each other until both Triple H and Synister run after the Undertaker. Triple H knocks him down with a vicious clothesline and both men start to stomp a mud hole in the Undertaker. Triple H then turns his attention to Synister where he grabs his long hair and knees him in the mid sections. Triple H then gives Synister an elbow in the back of the head. Meanwhile Undertaker is up, bounces off the ropes and knocks Triple H down with a shoulder block. Undertaker then helps Triple H up and whips him into the turnbuckles. Undertaker quickly runs after him and hit’s a clothesline. Undertake with Triple H still in the corner starts to pummel away at the midsection. Synister, finally is up and turns Undertaker around and quickly whips him into the opposite side. Synister runs quickly after him and hit’s a diving shoulder block which sends Taker to the mat. Synister quickly gets back to his feet and attempts the same maneuver to Triple H but Triple H moves out of the way sending Synister to hit his right shoulder on the steel pole. *Jack Kaine* Oh, that has got to hurt. *Eric Wright* That can only hurt Synister in this match. As Undertaker continues to lye face first on the mat, Triple grabs Synister’s right arm and applies an arm bar. Triple H then drops Synister to the floor and continues to wrench on the right arm and shoulder. *Eric Wright* It really doesn’t look to good for Synister right now. *Jack Kaine* I know…I mean look at Triple H…just kicking everyone’s ass right now. Undertaker finally gets up, bounces off the rope, and attempts a leg drop on Triple H. However, an aware Triple H releases the hold quickly and moves out of the way as The Undertaker hit’s the leg drop on Synister’s right shoulder. Synister lets out a scream of pain. Triple H walks over to The Undertaker and waits for him to get up. Undertaker is finally up and Triple H whips the Undertaker into the ropes. Undertaker bounces back, Triple quickly grabs the Undertaker by the back of his head and tosses him outside the ring and to the floor. Triple H slides underneath the ropes and starts to look for weapons underneath the ring. Triple H finally comes out with a SLEDGE HAMMER in hand. Triple H stand behind Undertaker waiting for him to get to his feet. Finally Undertaker does so and Triple H swings the hammer nailing The Undertaker right in the ribs. Undertaker falls to his knees. Triple H then lifts the sledge hammer over his head and hit’s The Undertaker on his back. The Undertaker falls flat in his face. *Jack Kaine* I’ve been working on the rail road, all through… *Eric Wright* HOW THE HELL COULD YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE!!!! Bill finally slides out of the ring and removes the sledge hammer out of Triple H’s hand before he can attempt another vicious hit. Triple H looks at Bill with a furious look. Triple H then grabs Bill, puts his head between his legs, under hooks both his arms, and hit’s the pedigree. Meanwhile, back in the ring, an injured Synister has finally began to stir. Synister finally gets back up to both feet. Synister climbs up the turnbuckle JUMPS OFF AND HIT’S A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH ON THE HEAD OF TRIPLE H!!! Both men lie motionless on the ground until finally Synister gets on his knees. Triple H too, starts to stir. Synister gets to his feet and waits for Triple H. Triple H is on his feet too, but once there Synister grabs Triple H and whips him into the steel steps. Synister then walks over to Triple H and begins to smack his head on the steel steps. After he smacks Triple H’s head about five times on the steps, he tries to pick up Triple H but can’t because of the pain in his right shoulder. Synister lets go of Triple H and begins to hold his right shoulder. *Eric Wright* It really looks like Synister is favoring that right shoulder. *Jack Kaine* Yea, but what about The Undertaker, his ass is still knocked out Synister starts to walk around trying to shake off the pain. Triple H, however, is to his feet. He moves over to Synister and whips him into the steel pole. Synister hits his right shoulder on it hard as he lets out another scream of pain. Triple H moves over to Synister and then helps him up. Triple H grabs the back of Synister’s head and he walks him and himself over to the grave. Synister breaks the hold of Triple H and begins to hit Triple H with lefts. Synister then tries to hit a supplex but Triple H blocks it. Triple H breaks free of Synister’s grip and knees him in the ribs. Synister bends over in pain. While doing so, Triple H takes Synister’s head and places it between his legs. Triple H under hooks both his arms and hit’s the pedigree on the dirt that surrounds the grave. *Eric Wright* Oh my, Triple H just hit the Pedigree!!!! This one could be over!!! Triple H walks over to the nearby coffin and opens it. He then goes over to Synister where he hoists him up onto his shoulders and places him inside of the open coffin. Triple H then grabs one of the handles and slowly pulls the coffin near the grave. Triple then walks over to the other side where he finally pushes the coffin into the grave. The coffin hit’s the ground as you see a large cloud of dirt fill the air. *Eric Wright* OH MY, TRIPLE H JUST DROPPED SYNISTER SIX FEET WHILE INSIDE THE COFFIN!!!! *Jack Kaine* And the Undertaker is still out. Triple H then begins to grab the shovel but all of a sudden Kevin Spikes comes out from the back. *Eric Wright* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ASSHOLE GOING TO DO NOW!!! IF HE WANTS SO MUCH ACTION WHY DOESN’T HE JUST JOIN THE ROSTER!!!! *Jack Kaine* And do what? He’ll be missing all the fun he’s having. Kevin Spikes slowly creeps to the back of Triple H. Kevin Spikes spins Triple H around but Triple H quickly hits Kevin in the head with the shovel instantly knocking him out. Triple H then looks down at Kevin Spikes with the crowd screaming at the top of their lungs. Triple H picks up Kevin Spikes and tosses him into the grave. Triple H then grabs the shovel and starts to pour dirt into the grave. After a few shovels the bell rings and Scott Mavericks voice is heard throughout the arena. *Scott Maverik* Winner of this match and NEW XXWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION….HE IS THE GAME…TRIPLE H *Eric Wright* Finally Kevin Spikes is dead and buried. *Jack Kaine* BUT WHAT ABOUT THE UNDERTAKER!!! Triple H starts to waive his arm around in circles as men from the back equipped with wheel barrels begin to pour dirt into the grave until it is finally filled to the top. Triple H smiles and raises his arms into the air as he makes his way to the back. Paramedics then make their way to the ring as they attend to the Undertaker. They place a neck brace around Undertakers neck and carefully lift Undertaker onto the stretcher and carefully roll him into the back. *Eric Wright* Boy, I hope The Undertaker is alright. *Jack Kaine* WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN SAYING FOR THE LAST TEN MINUTES!!!! *Eric Wright* Yea, but Kevin Spikes finally got what he had coming to him thanks to Triple H. The camera cuts to the back to show Randy Orton walking around. He has his left hand up, holding the back of his head, and in his right hand is a note, he has a look of confusion on his face as he makes his way down the hall. He stops at a stangehand. *Randy Orton* Hey, do you know where Jmoney’s office is? He sent me this note and told me he needed to speak with me asap. The stagehand points down the hall as Orton knods and makes his way over. He gets to a door labeled ‘The Corporation’ and opens it. The room is empty.  Orton walks to the middle of the room, trying to figure out where everyone could have gone. Suddenly, we hear a click. Instantly, the lights go out.  We can barely see Orton's silouette.  Suddenly, a dark figure runs out from behind a desk.  It's running towards Randy Orton!  We hear bodies thud and a loud crack.  In the middle of the scuffle, the camera man gets knocked to the ground.  He spins around to try and figure out what just happened.  He gets back up, revealing the bright hallway through the door.  Suddenly, we see a man dressed entirely in black slacks, a black t-shirt, and a black mask run through the door and disappear into the hallway. After a few seconds, we hear a voice coming from the hallway. *Voice* What the hell?  Where do you think you're going?  Come back here!  What the? Why's it so dark in there? Jmoney steps through the door.  He quickly reaches around the wall for the light switch.  Jmoney looks around as a look of surprise sets in. *Jmoney* Holy sh*t! The camera pans around to see the desk has a large, cracked, dent on it's top.  Papers are scattered everywhere.  Leaning upside down against the desk and the floor, unconscious, is Randy Orton. *Jmoney* Uh...security!  Someone come fix my office and get a damn medic...Jesus christ, not again... Jmoney picks up the pieace of paper off the floor that Orton was carring around, he looks at the signature, his signature, then has a look of confusion on his face. *Jmoney* This isn't my handwritting.... The camera cuts back to the arena at Eric Wright and Jack Kaine's color booth. *Eric Wright* Good god, Jack!  It's the Masked Man!  We haven't seen anything from him in weeks! *Jack Kaine* Becareful, Wright, he might come after you next. *Eric Wright* Oh shut up, Jack.  He might come after you.  No one's safe from this man.  He'll attack anyone. *Jack Kaine* Not me...I'm Jack Kaine, bitch. Obviously Randy Orton was set up. Is this masked menace ever gonna be stopped? Well folks, it is now time for the Hardcore Championship match. The cameras cut to the ring where we see a cage being set up. There are XXWF staff members setting up the cage. We then see some men walking down to the ring carrying some various objects wrapped in barbwire. The staff members begin to hook the objects inside the cage walls. The cameras cut to Scott Maverik *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen.. The following contest is the 3 STAGES OF HELL MATCHUP! This is a 2 out of 3 fall match.. The winner is the first to score two falls. Now each of the falls will be settled in various kinds of matches.. The first fall will be a BARB WIRE CAGE MATCH!! The ways to win this match is by climbing out  of the cage, or by pinfall.. Now the other two falls will be announced later.. Suddenly The Man for All Seasons blasts through the arena. The crowd roars with cheers as Red, White and Blue pyros go off. Cashmere comes out and is wearing his usual black Tux with black pants. He walks to the ring slowly and waves to some members of the crowd. He walks to the cage and enters it *Scott Maverik* In the ring.. From London England and weighing 201 pounds! He is the Man For All Seasons! MARTIN CASHMERE!!!!!!!!!! Cashmere looks around and removes his tux and shirt underneath as his music stops. Suddenly the lights go out. How Can I live hits throughout the arena, The entrance way fills with green smoke, The crowd goes crazy with cheers ZEr0 comes out with his head down and his hands in prayer. He falls to his knees for a moment and gives himself the sign of the cross. ZEr0 gets up and walks to the ring. *Scott Maverik* And his opponent..  From Parma Ohio.. Weighing 210 pounds.. He is the One. ZER0!!!!!!!!!!!! ZEr0 walks around the cage and enters through the door as the lights go back on and enters the cage. The music stops, as there are split cheers from the crowd. Martin and ZEr0 go toe to toe for a moment, suddenly ZEr0 extends his hand. Cashmere shakes it as the bell sounds. *Jack Kaine* Whats with everyone shaking hands tonight? Everything is good luck this.. And great match that.. Its making me sick! *Eric Wright* You know what makes me sick Jack? *Jack Kaine* What? *Eric Wright* Your face! *Jack Kaine* Oh! 1986 Called they want their insult back. Really if your gonna come up with a joke.. At least make it somewhat funny.. Cashmere and ZEr0 circle around and lock up. Martin pushes ZEr0 towards a corner and releases him. He backs off as ZEr0 looks at him. The two lock up again, this time with Cashmere throwing ZEr0 to the corner. Martin charges but ZEr0 uses the ropes and jumps upward. Cashmere misses as ZEr0 rolls behind him. Martin turns around as ZEr0 lands some successful rights. He backs Martin in a corner and steps back a few feet. ZEr0 goes for a super kick but Martin catches it. He backs ZEr0 to the middle of the ring. ZEr0 goes for an Enziguri but Cashmere ducks. ZEr0 lands on his foot as Martin drops his leg and runs forward and nails a bulldog. Cashmere immediately gets up and runs towards the ropes. He runs at ZEr0 and nails a running stomp on him. He does this for a few times until ZEr0 gets to his base. Martin gets behind him and locks him in a back waist lock. ZEr0 tries to fight out of it. But Martin elbows him in the head. He goes for a german suplex, but ZEr0 does a backflip and lands on his feet. Martin gets up as ZEr0 runs at him. ZEr0 jumps, Cashmere catches him but ZEr0 counters with a flying head scissors!. ZEr0 gets up and continues the attack with a side leg lock. Martin yells out in pain as ZEr0 locks it on harder. Cashmere gets up and kicks ZEr0 in the head a few times, ZEr0 lets go of the hold and gets to his feet as does Martin. Martin rolls back. ZEr0 charges at Martin and goes for a close line but Cashmere ducks. ZEr0 turns around, Martin kicks him in the midection. ZEr0 doubles over, Cashmere lifts him up around the waist and nails a monstrous power bomb. Cashmere follows with a cover. *Bill* 1...2..... NO!! ZEr0 gets his shoulder up. Cashmere gets up and walks over to the cage wall. There we see a barb wire chair. He grabs it and yanks it off the wall. He turns around as ZEr0 gets to his base. Cashmere grabs ZEr0 by the head and throws him into a corner. He follows him and lifts the chair up sideways. Cashmere puts the barb wire right up against ZEr0’s neck and begins to press up against him. ZEr0 is struggling to get out of the hold. Cashmere backs off after a few moments as ZEr0 falls to his knees. Martin then flips the chair upside-down, he lifts up the chair and lowers the head of it right onto ZEr0’s spine. ZEr0 falls down to the mat flat on his stomach. Cashmere repeats this a few times as drops the chair. He gets on the back of ZEr0 and grabs the chair. He gets in the camel clutch position, Cashmere grabs the barb wire chair and places it on ZEr0’s throat. Bill asks ZEr0 is he gives up? ZEr0 shakes his head no as Cashmere tightens the chair. ZEr0 reaches for the ropes and grabs one. But Bill does nothing. *Jack Kaine* HEY DUMBASS! This ain’t gonna do you any good.. This is a hardcore match.. NO DQ!! ZEr0 gets to his base with Cashmere still on top of him, he gets one arm on the chair, ZEr0 manages to get to his feet, and Suddenly Cashmere drops the chair and locks on THE HUMAN DEATHGRIP OF THE MAHARIETTIAN MONKS OF EASTERN MALASIA!!! ZEr0 manages to hold onto the chair as Cashmere locks on the hold tight. ZEr0 drops down a bit in exhaustion. He gets both arms on the chair and swings it upward nailing Martin right in the face!. Cashmere lets go of the hold and falls to the mat. ZEr0 stumbles forward. He drops the chair and tries to catch his breath. He turns to Cashmere and looks at him. We see that he’s bleeding from the forehead down, possibly knocked out. ZEr0 looks up at the cage and begins to climb it. A few moments pass and ZEr0 is almost all the way up. Cashmere begins to stir as ZEr0 reaches the top of the cage. He stands and turns around at Martin who is getting to his feet. Martin stands in the center of the ring and looks around for ZEr0. He looks up and sees ZEr0 about to jump. ZEr0 leaps in the air. HE DOES A 360 SPINNING HIGH CROSS BODY RIGHT ONTO CASHMERE!! BUT AT THE LAST SECOND CASHMERE DUCKS AND ZER0 GOES CRASHING TO THE MAT! *Eric Wright* WHAT A COUNTER BY CASHMERE!! *Jack Kaine* HAHA! He missed him completely! ZEr0 Holds his ribs in pain as Martin walks over to him and begins to scale the cage. He gets about three fourths of the way up and looks down at ZEr0 who is still down. CASHMERE LEANS BACK AND DROPS AN ELBOW RIGHT ONTO ZER0’S CHEST! HE COVERS!!! *Bill* 1…...2……. NO!!!!!!!! ZEr0 Gets his shoulder up! Cashmere grabs ZEr0 by the head and stands him up. ZEr0 doubles over. Cashmere puts ZEr0 in a pump handle position and lifts him up over his shoulder. Cashmere lowers ZEr0 and nails him with a shoulder breaker! Martin keeps ZEr0 on his shoulder and then charges towards a corner but ZEr0 gets out at the last second and Martin crashes right into the turnbuckle. ZEr0 lands on his knees and gets into a base. Cashmere staggers back and ZEr0 gets behind him. SCHOOL BOY!!! *Eric Wright* ZEr0 could steal this one!! *Bill* 1……2……… NO!! CASHMERE KICKS OUT! ZEr0 grabs him by the legs and nails a leg drop between them. Martin holds his torso in pain as he rolls over to his stomach. ZEr0 jumps on him and locks on a headlock. Cashmere slowly gets to his feet as ZEr0 keeps the hold. Cashmere whips ZEr0 into the ropes. ZEr0 bounces back as Cashmere doubles over. ZEr0 jumps over him and nails a sunset flip. He covers *Bill* 1…………….2……… NO! Cashmere rolls out, he rolls up ZEr0!! *Bill* 1………...2……………… NO! ZEr0 gets his shoulder up. Both men quickly get up. ZEr0 backs into the ropes and runs as Martin. He goes for a flying forearm but Martin ducks!. ZEr0 goes crashing into the mat. Cashmere walks over to him and grabs ZEr0 by the head. He stands him up and throws ZEr0 against the cage. ZEr0 bounces back, Martin grabs him around the waist. BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX! *Bill* 1………...2……... NO!! ZEr0 kicks out! Martin lets go of him and stomps him a few times. He then goes over to the barb wire chair and grabs it. ZEr0 gets to his base as Cashmere approaches. ZEr0 gets up as Cashmere jabs him in the stomach with the chair. ZEr0 doubles over and MARTIN NAILS HIM RIGHT ON THE BACK!! ZEr0 falls to his knees and then to his stomach as Martin lays down the chair. He covers. *Bill* 1……...2…….. ZEr0 kicks out! *Jack Kaine* How in the hell did he kick out of that one?? Cashmere can’t believe it. He grabs the chair and places it around ZEr0’s foot. Martin then hops onto the middle rope and jumps down right on the chair!. ZEr0 jerks around in pain as he holds his foot. *Eric Wright* OH MAN!! If this keeps up .. There’s no way ZEr0’s going to be able to compete. Cashmere begins to stomp away on the chair as ZEr0 yells out in pain. Suddenly Martin turns and begins to climb the cage. He is about halfway up when he grabs the barb wire pipe. He grabs it. Meanwhile ZEr0 takes off the chair around his foot and begins to get up. Cashmere is almost at the top of the cage as he sees ZEr0 up. He begins to unravel the barb wire pipe and wraps the barb wire around his hand. ZEr0 tells him to "come on" as he picks up the chair. Cashmere drops down and nails ZEr0 right in the face with the barb wired knuckles. ZEr0 staggers back a bit as Cashmere continues to nail hard rights at him. ZEr0 backs up against the ropes. Cashmere backs off and backs into the opposite side ropes. He runs at ZEr0 and goes for another hard right. But ZEr0 GETS BEHIND HIM.. CASHMERE BOUNCES BACK ON THE ROPES. HE TURNS AROUND. ZEr0 NAILS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR!!!. A LOUD THUD IS HEARD THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! *Eric Wright* WHAT A SHOT!! ZEr0 COVERS!! *Bill* 1…….2…... NO!! CASHMERE KICKS OUT! ZEr0 can’t believe it. He struggles to his feet and hobbles to the side of the cage. ZEr0 climbs the top rope and goes to the turnbuckle. He’s yelling for Martin to get up. A few moments pass as Cashmere gets to his feet. ZEr0 jumps. He goes for a double axe handle. BUT MARTIN DODGES IT!! HE GETS BEHIND ZER0 AND LOCKS ON THE  HUMAN DEATHGRIP OF THE MAHARIETTIAN MONKS OF EASTERN MALASIA!! ZEr0 tries desperately to get out of the hold. He backs Martin into a corner, but it doesn’t work. ZEr0 begins to fade a bit. He walks ZEr0 to the center of the ring. ZEr0 seems to be dieing out. Suddenly he grabs both arms on Cashmere’s head and jumps down with a beautiful jawbreaker!. Cashmere removes the hold and turns around, ZEr0 falls to the mat in exhaustion. Cashmere turns around and grabs ZEr0 by the head. He goes to pick him up BUT ZER0 GETS HIM IN A SMALL PACKAGE! *Bill* 1……….2………...3! *Jack Kaine* WHAT!!!??? *Scott Maverik* Here is your winner of the first fall…ZER0!!!!! Cashmere is stunned and shakes his head angrily as ZEr0 crawls to the corner and rests. All of a sudden “Kick” hits throughout the arena, and Chris Copeland steps out, already suited up in his new wrestling attire. He is sporting a pair of baggy, black leather pant that say “Hardcore Ikon” on the side in blue airbrush. He runs his hand through his hair and he pulls a mic from his back pocket. He starts to speak. *Chris Copeland* Okay, don’t worry I’m not out here to bore you with my big match tonight, but I am here to address the two of you in the ring. I hope by now you know that this a 3 Stages of Hell match. You may wonder why you are in a Barb Wire Weapons Cage Match. Well if I may, let me direct your attention to the Titan Tron. The tron comes on and it displays the poll results. It reads: What should the stipulation for Cashmere vs. ZEr0? Ladder 7% First Blood 0% Barb Wire Weapons Cage 29% Three Stages of Hell 43% Regular Hardcore 0% Ambulance 21% *Chris Copeland* Hmm, well the three highest scoring matches, besides the 3 Stages of Hell match, seeing as how this is what you are doing. But this is interesting, the Barb Wire Weapons Cage Match: 29%, the Ambulance Match: 21%, and the Ladder Match comes in at 7%. Could it be, I picked the matches that scored the most as your stipulations? I believe so. Seeing as how you just finished the first fall. A back of an ambulance backs up through the curtains, and it stops near Copeland. *Chris Copeland* Your second fall will be an Ambulance Match! Oh and as soon as you get your opponent into the ambulance, then I suggest getting to that ring really quick, and getting that ladder from under the ring, climb it and grab the Hardcore Title, because your third and final fall will be a Ladder Match, if you get to it that is. Copeland walks off to the side and disappears from sight. *Jack Kaine* Man he is great! The bell sounds and Cashmere and ZEr0 get to their feet, and they start trading blows. Cashmere catches ZEr0 in the face and ZEr0 falls back on the ropes. Cashmere runs in with a clothesline, but ZEr0 backdrops him over the top rope! But, Cashmere lands on the apron and Cashmere waits, and ZEr0 turns around and gets armdraged over the top rope! ZEr0 hits the floor hard. Cashmere leaps off the apron and he drives a fist into ZEr0’s face. Cashmere unbuttons the sleeves on his shirt and he pulls them up. Cashmere stomps away on ZEr0’s head. Cashmere picks up ZEr0, and slams his head into the guardrail. Cashmere picks up ZEr0 and drops him throat first into the guardrail. ZEr0 staggers back and Cashmere clotheslines him in the back of the head. *Eric Wright* Cashmere is getting down to business now. *Jack Kaine* Yeah! Kick em’. Cashmere picks up ZEr0 and hoists him up on his shoulders. Cashmere walks up the ramp, and he runs at the ambulance, and Cashmere tries to drive ZEr0’s head into the ambulance door, but ZEr0 slips out and lands behind Cashmere, and Cashmere gets pushed into the ambulance and he goes down hard. ZEr0 picks up Cashmere and nails him with a hard piledriver on the ramp. ZEr0 opens the ambulance door and tosses Cashmere into the ambulance, but Cashmere gets up and drags ZEr0 into the ambulance. A mounted camera shows the inside of the ambulance, and they both start trading blows. ZEr0 bear hugs Cashmere and lifts him up, and Cashmere’s head slams into the top of the ambulance. Cashmere falls and ZEr0 quickly hops out of the back and he closes the doors…NO! Cashmere kicks at them one hard time and they fly back open and ZEr0 falls on the ramp. Cashmere gets out and he picks up ZEr0. He drags ZEr0 towards the front of the ambulance, but ZEr0 nails Cashmere in the gut and slams his head into the hood. Cashmere falls and ZEr0 walks over to the driver side window, and he pops the hood.  He walks over and picks up Cashmere, he puts Cashmere’s head up against the engine, and he slams the hood on top of Cashmere. Cashmere falls and ZEr0 closes the hood. ZEr0 picks up Cashmere and tosses him up on the hood of the ambulance. ZEr0 climbs up and drags Cashmere on to the top of the ambulance. ZEr0 picks up Cashmere and goes to suplex him on the top of the ambulance, but Cashmere wiggles free. He lands behind ZEr0 and he slams him down by his hair. Cashmere picks up ZEr0, and Cashmere hits a DDT on top of the ambulance. Cashmere waits on ZEr0…ZEr0 gets up and Cashmere locks on the THE  HUMAN DEATHGRIP OF THE MAHARIETTIAN MONKS OF EASTERN MALASIA!! *Jack Kaine* There is the Eastern Death Monk Grip! *Eric Wright* What? Cashmere has the hold locked on and ZEr0 starts to wobble. ZEr0 suddenly ducks under Cashmere’s arm and takes him down with a back suplex! ZEr0 stands up and signals for the end. He picks up Cashmere and hooks him up for a DDT, Cashmere puts his hand around his leg and lifts him up across him shoulder, out of nowhere. Cashmere hits a Death Valley Driver from the top of the ambulance! ZEr0 smashes head first into the hood, he and Cashmere both roll off and hit the floor, you can see the dent his head made. *Jack Kaine* DAMN! Cashmere slowly gets up and he picks up ZEr0 and walks him toward the back of the ambulance. Cashmere tosses ZEr0 into the back of the ambulance, and Cashmere slams the door on ZEr0’s head. Cashmere closes the other door and the bell rings. *Scott Maverik* Your winner of the second fall, Martin Cashmere. Cashmere quickly runs down the ramp as the bell rings to start the third match. Cashmere looks under the ring and he finds the ladder. He tosses it into the ring, and he slides in behind it. He gets in the ring as ZEr0 slowly pushes the door to the ambulance open. Cashmere sets the ladder up and tries to position it under the Hardcore Title, which was lowered from the ceiling. ZEr0 falls out of the ambulance and he rolls onto the ramp way. He tries to get to his feet, and he falls. Cashmere gets the ladder in the right place, and he starts to climb up and ZEr0 gets to his feet. Cashmere gets up about halfway when the blood pouring from his head is getting in his eyes. Cashmere stops and pulls down his sleeve, almost falling, but holding his balance. He wipes his eyes with his sleeve and he starts to climb again. ZEr0 stumbles down the ramp, Cashmere makes it to the top of the ladder as ZEr0 slides into the ring. Cashmere has his hands on the belt, and ZEr0 runs up and dropkicks the ladder! Cashmere jumps at the last second and he grabs onto the metal ring that’s holding the belt! Cashmere dangles as he holds on and tries to get the belt at the same time. Cashmere manages to get one of the clasps open on the belt, and ZEr0 picks up the ladder and swings it up, hitting Cashmere with a low blow, and Cashmere falls to the mat. ZEr0 slams the ladder down on Cashmere and ZEr0 climbs to the top rope, he hits a moonsault on the ladder and he crushes Cashmere beneath it. ZEr0 gets up and he picks up Cashmere and he whips him into the turnbuckle, Cashmere stumbles out and ZEr0 backdrops Cashmere onto the ladder! *Eric Wright* The ladder is like a third opponent in that ring. *Jack Kaine* Man, I carry you all the time. ZEr0 picks up the ladder and he sets it up in the middle of the ring, he starts to climb up, but Cashmere grabs his foot and pulls him down. ZEr0 stomps on Cashmere. ZEr0 picks him up and whips him into the ladder, the ladder falls and Cashmere falls on the open ladder, making it bend. ZEr0 picks up Cashmere and tosses him over the top rope, Cashmere lands on the apron, and ZEr0 doesn’t see it. ZEr0 sets the ladder up and starts to climb. ZEr0 makes it almost to the top, and he is caught with a shot to the gut from Cashmere, who is climbing the ladder on the other side. Both men starts grabbing for the belt as the ladder bends! The ladder collapses, and both men are left dangling from the metal ring! Both men start trading blows. They start kicking at each other, and ZEr0 starts punching Cashmere’s hand. Cashmere grabs on quickly with his other hand. ZEr0 starts swinging the line holding the ladder. He plants both feet in the chest of Cashmere, and starts to push. Both men start losing there grip. ZEr0 kicks Cashmere, and Cashmere falls off the ladder! ZEr0 struggles to hold on, and ZEr0 grabs onto the belt. Cashmere gets to his feet and grabs ZEr0’s legs. Cashmere starts hitting ZEr0 in the back, and ZEr0 starts kicking at Cashmere, ZEr0 pulls the belt, and he gets it off as Cashmere brings him to the mat! Both men lay in the ring exhausted as the bell rings. *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and NEW XXWF Hardcore Champion…”The One” ZEr0! ZEr0 and Cashmere slowly start to get up, and Cashmere grabs the belt. He hands it to ZEr0 and raises ZEr0’s hand, as the fans applaud. *Jack Kaine* I hate this nice bull… *Eric Wright* This is great. “How Do I Live” hits and ZEr0 gets his title, and he makes his way to the back. Cashmere rolls out of the ring, and he puts on his jacket and makes his way up the ramp, slapping hands with his fans. He makes his way to the back. *Eric Wright* He has nothing to be ashamed of. The camera cuts backstage, in Jmoney’s rebuilt office. He has a new desk and everything, the place looks brand new. *Jack Kaine* Wow, that was quick. The chair behind the desk is turned backwards, towards a wall with plaques all over it. The door opens and the camera turns to see who it is…. *Jack Kaine* Jmoney? Then who’s in the chair. Jmoney looks at the back of the chair. *Jmoney* Who the hell are you and what the f*ck are you doing in my chair?! *Voice* Calm down there money man. Jmoney gets a look of complete terror and disbeleif on his face. The chair slowly turns around to reveal……….. *Eric Wright and Jack Kaine* Steve Smith!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Steve kicks his feet up on the desk and looks at Jmoney with a huge smirk on his face. *Jmoney* What the hell are you doing here?! I had your contract terminated, I was present when it went through the shredder! Not only that, I had it bruned afterwards. I’ll give you two seconds to explain yourself before I call security. *Steve Smith* Dude, calm down, your gonna pop some blood vessels. I’m just coming to work. *Jmoney* What the hell are you talking about?! Steve tosses a bunch of papers stapled together on the desk in front of Jmoney, at the top it says Contract. Jmoney picks them up and looks at them in disbeleif, he looks at his signature at the bottom and it’s identical to his real signature. *Jmoney* I never signed this…. *Steve Smith* No, YOU didn’t, but your little buddy Rudy stamped your sig on their my man, I’m back! *Jmoney* What? Who? Where? *Steve Smith* I believe that leaves When and Why. *Jmoney* This is absurd, you can bet your bottom dollar I will fight this in every possible way. *Steve Smith* Meh meh meh, eh shut up. You see, that contract there, has a no suspension, no termination clause. That means I’m here until either it expires, or I’ve had enough of making your life a living hell. Did I fail to mention it’s a six year contract? Jmoney takes a seat in the chair in front of the desk and quickly starts looking through the contract. Steve gets up. *Steve Smith* Here, sit here, it is your desk. You should really think about who you hire as helpers there Money Man, that kid Rudy was one dumb idiot. All I had to do was throw on a fake mustache, and tell him that you told me to come by and get this signed, the kid barely looked at it before slapping your signature on it. Jmoney puts his head in his hands as Steve goes to leave, Jmoney gets up and stops him, he goes to grab him but Steve quickly reacts and grabs Jmoney by the shirt and shoves him up against the wall. *Steve Smith* And don’t think I forgot what you did to me my final nights here, I will get my revenge, that’s a given fact. Suddenly Steve LeChance comes walking into the office and sees this, he immidiately rips Steve off of Jmoney and shoves him against the desk. Steve Smith smirks as LeChance checks on Jmoney. *Jmoney* All right, I won’t be able to do anything about this contract tonight, but Smith, since you are an active part of the roster again, tonight you’ll be facing Steve here, and if you lose, you won’t be suspended or fired, you’ll have a job with the cmopany, you’ll be the offical XXWF Toilet Cleaner. Don’t take it personal….It’s Just…. Steve Smith interupts him. *Steve Smith* Yah Yah, I know, business, we’ve all heard it a thousand times. Me more then anyone. But Jmoney, rest assured, I will get my revenge. I took care of Anubis at All Or Nothing, tonight I’ll take care of this little french b*tch. Next will be Copeland, then finally…you. *Jmoney* Ha, that’s almost funny Steve. *Steve Smith* Don’t believe me? Take a closer look at that contract Money, at Xtreme Xtraveganza, the biggest event of the year, it’ll be Jmoney versus Steve Smith. Now YOU don’t take it personal….It’s just revenge. Steve walks out of the office with a smirk on his face as Jmoney grabs for the contract and starts looking through it. As the camera cuts back to Jack Kaine and Eric Wright. *Jack Kaine* Well folks, looks like Steve Smith is back. *Eric Wright* Ya, and he’s already booked in a match tonight against Corporation member Steve LeChance. Well folks, next up we have Rob Van Dam v Evan Bodom, let’s go to Scott in the ring. *Scott Maverik* This match is scheduled for one fall, making his way down to the ring he is a member of The Church of Bodom.  He weighs in at 235 pounds he hails Seattle Washington, ladies and gentleman EVAN BODOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Quite Place By In Flames hits the loud speakers and the fans get to there feet as they look to the ramp way. Evan starts to walk slowly to the ring, not looking at anything but the ground.  Evan slowly gets to the ring and climbs the stairs, he enters the ring and stands in the middle and looks to the rafters and starts pounding his head waiting for arrival of one Rob Van Dam *Scott Maverik* Ladies and Gentleman making his long awaited return to an XXWF ring, he is a member of the XXWF Hall Of Fame, he weighs 220 pounds he hails from Battle Creek Michigan…..The One, The Only, The Whole F’N Show……….ROB VAN DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Walk” By Pantera hits the loud speakers and the fans go absolutely nuts as RVD comes walking out.  He stops at the top of the ramp and runs to one side, and then the other, fans are chanting RVD, RVD, RVD, RVD!!  Rob Looks down at the ring and he can see Evan looking at him. Rob stops dead in his tracks, and Evan motions for him to come to the ring.  Rob looks at the fans, then back at Bodom, and then make a sprint to the ring. *Jack Kaine* Here we go!! RVD slides in under the bottom rope, and is quickly into the face of Bodom.  Bodom quicly slaps RVD in the face. RVD comes back with a Slap of his own.  Bodom will have none of this as he gives RVD a knee to the midsection.  Bodom grabs RVD and whips him into the ropes, RVD bounces off and Bodom is already bent over, and RVD gives him a hard kick to the face!!  Bodom grabs his face in pain. RVD looks to the top rope.  He jumps to the top rope, he waits for Evan to turn around….and Evan finally does RVD delivers a huge missile drop kick!! RVD with the cover! *Bill* 1……………2………………..NO!!! Evan kicks out.  RVD is quickly to his feet, he bounces of the ropes, he then slides under the legs of Bodom, RVD jumps to his feet and nails Bodom with a Spinning Heel kick!! *Jack Kaine* Ouch!!! RVD feet move faster then, Cyrus Lyger on a first date!!! *Eric Wright* What The heck are you talking about?  Can for once you worry about whats going on in the ring? Jesus Christ *Jack Kaine* You Called? RVD does not go for the cover, instead he picks up Bodom and whips him into the ropes, Bodom bounces off them, he ducks under a closeline from RVD…he kicks RVD in the gut DDT!!!!! Cover *Bill* 1……………….2………………..NO!! Bodom get to his feet, and he slides out of the ring. He is looking for something under neath the ring.  But before he can find anything, RVD is up he waits for Bodom to look up…RVD then lunges over the top rope to the outside where both men are now on the ground, Bodom is grabbing his head, RVD looks to have hurt his leg *Eric Wright* Both men seem to have been hurt on that move by Rob Van Damn! Bodom starts to move, he get o his feet, and he starts to walk around the ring.  RVD gets up too….RVD is walking the other way, they both meet on the other side of the ring and start to trade punches, Bodom gets the upper hand and delievers a HUGE closeline that sends RVD to the mat!!  Bodom slides back into the ring, and waits as the ref counts *Bill* 1…………………..2…………………………….3………………………… ……….4…………………….5……………………………6………………… …………………7………………………………7………………………………..9……… ………………………………. RVD slides back in the ring. And Bodom is quickly there to start laying the boots to him.  RVD trys to get up but Evan will have not of it, he just continues to lay in the boots. Evan smirks as he slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides back in as the fans boo and Bill tries to stop him. All of a sudden the fans erupt with cheers as Jeff Hardy comes running down the ramp. He slides in the ring and grabs the chair from Bodom when he lifts it. The fan’s cheers turn to boos as Cyrus Lyger comes running down. He then slides in the ring and gets into a shoving contest with Jeff Hardy. Lyger snatches the chair from him, the second he does RVD leaps off the floor and nails Lyger with a Van Daminator! Lyger stumbles back into the corner as Bodom starts trading lefts with Jeff. Then Kanyon and Rage come running out and slide in the ring. Soon followed by Excorcist and Triple H. There is chaos in the ring. Bill finally calls for the bell. *Eric Wright* Bill has had to throw this match away folks, it’s turned into one huge brawl. *Jack Kaine* These eight men don’t like each other in the least, and they’re all after the same thing. Finally more personal come out to the ring and separate everyone and send them to the back. *Jack Kaine* These guys are insane, this feud is going to explode one of these days. *Eric Wright* Like it hasn’t already? Well folks, next up we have the match that was scheduled moments ago, Steve Smith making his return against Steve LeChance. One of a Kind hits as Steve Smith makes his way to the ring, the crowd roars with cheers as he comes walking out. Smith raises his arms as the fans get louder Smith runs down to the ring and runs up to the top rope. *Eric Wright* LISTEN TO THIS OVATION FOR THE RETURNING PRODIGY!!! *Jack Kaine* Geez… The guy leaves for a month and this is the response he gets.. Maybe I should go for a few weeks and see what happens.. The XXWF would probably go bankrupt.. *Eric Wright* Or double it’s revenue. *Jack Kaine* What was that? *Eric Wright* Nothing…. *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen.. The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. In the ring.. From Toronto Canada… Weighing 220 pounds.. HE IS THE PRODIGY… STEVE… SMITTTTHHHHH!!!! Smith taunts the crowd more as they cheer and chant his name. Suddenly, Rock you like a Hurricane hits as the fans begin to boo Steve LeChance makes his way onto the ramp. He raises his arms in the air and looks around, The boos get louder and louder as LeChance walks to the ring. *Jack Kaine* Now LeChance hasn’t competed in awhile.. Where’s his standing ovation?? *Scott Maverik* And his opponent.. From Calgary Alberta Canada.. Weighing 219 pounds.. He is a member of the Corporation.. STORMIN.. STEVE.. LECHANCCCCEEE!!!! LeChance enters the ring. And the two stare each other down. They lock up neither man getting a an advantage, they break up the hold. LeChance looks like he‘s going to tie up again but he kicks Smith in the gut. Smith doubles over and LeChance elbows him in the back of the head. Smith falls to the mat and LeChance starts to stomp away. He picks up Smith and whips him into the turnbuckle. Smith hits hard, LeChance runs over and nails Smith with a hard close line. *Eric Wright* LeChance taking it to Smith in this early Going. LeChance begins to chop away at Smith. He tries to whip Smith across the ring but Smith counters. He whips LeChance into the opposite turnbuckle. LeChance hits the turnbuckle, he staggers out and Smith follows with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smith gets up and begins to stomp at LeChance’s knee. He picks up LeChance’s right leg and applies a single leg boston crab. LeChance begins to scream in pain but he is able to reach the bottom rope. *Bill* 1.…….2.……..3.……..4... Smith releases the hold and LeChance clutches his knee. Smith picks him up and whips LeChance into the ropes. LeChance ducks a clothesline, but Smith sends a knee to LeChance’s gut that sends him flying. LeChance slowly gets up and Smith charges at him. LeChance drops to the ground, pulling the top rope as he falls. Smith goes over the top rope and spills to the floor. *Jack Kaine* Ouch.. That stings doesn’t it old timer! LeChance rolls underneath the bottom rope to join Smith on the outside. He picks up Smith and whips him into the ring steps. Smith hits the steel steps with a loud crash. There is pain on his face as LeChance picks him up and whips him into the barricade. He puts Smith neck on the barricade. He climbs the apron. He looks to the crowd then leaps off the apron. He nails Smith with a double axe handle to the back, which sends Smith’s throat right into the barricade. Smith falls to the crowd, holding his neck. LeChance collects Smith and throws him back into the ring. LeChance goes for a quick cover. *Bill* 1…….2.… NO! Smith kicks out. LeChance picks up Smith and puts him in the suplex position. He sends Smith over in a snap suplex. Smith grabs his back while LeChance begins to stomp away. LeChance waits for Smith to get to his feet. Smith stands and LeChance charges at him. But Smith counters with a drop toe hold.. Both men are down but Smith gets to his feet first. He picks up LeChance and executes a picture perfect Russian Leg Sweep. Instead of going for the cover, he stomps away at LeChance’s right knee. He picks up the leg and drops his elbow on LeChance’s knee. He does this a few times. He then goes for the Figure Four Leg Lock. He snaps it on and LeChance is screaming with pain. He tries to grab for the bottom rope but he can’t reach it. He begins to roll to the side, to try to reverse the hold. He begins to slowly roll over, as the pain becomes more intense. He finally rolls over! Now Smith is the one in pain. He slides to the rope and reaches it. The ref breaks up the hold. Both men seem tired, but it is Smith that comes to his feet first. Smith picks up LeChance but LeChance fights back with a few right hands. Smith returns with a few right hands of his own. They are exchanging right hands. LeChance gets the upperhand and throws Smith into the ropes. He nails him with a running close line. LeChance says that’s it as he exit’s the ring and climbs to the top rope. *Eric Wright* LeChance is going for it all here! LeChance sizes up Smith AND GOES FOR THE MISSLE HEADBUTT! BUT SMITH MOVES! LeChance hit’s the mat hard as he bounces off it.. Both men slowly get to their feet. LeChance goes for a hard right, but Smith blocks it. Smith nails a hard right. SS CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE!! LECHANCE LIES ON THE MAT MOTIONLESS!! Smith looks around to the crowd as they begin to get louder and louder. He walks over to the turnbuckle and jumps on top of it. HE SIZES UP LECHANCE AND NAILS THE 5 STAR FROG SPLASH!! *Eric Wright* 5 STAR!! 5 STAR!! Smith bounces off LeChance as he holds his midsection in pain. SMITH COVERS! *Bill* 1.………..2.………3!!!!! One of a kind blasts through the arena. *Scott Maverik* Here is your winner.. STEVE SMITH!! Bill raises Smith’s hand as a roaring crowd cheers. Smith holds his midsection in pain as he exit’s the ring. He taunts the crowd and walks back, followed by an angry LeChance a few moments later. Then on the screen a playing card pops up…. CARD http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/169225/anubisqueen.gif Followed by another… CARD http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/169225/lechancejack.GIF Then another…… CARD http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/169225/copelandking.gif And finally….. CARD http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/169225/jmoneyace.jpg The fans erupt as the card fades out. *Eric Wright* Looks like Steve Smith has made his intentions known. *Jack Kaine* Isn’t that considered a threat right there Wright? *Eric Wright* Jack, in case you haven’t noticed, XXWF is full of threats. *Jack Kaine* Ya, but that’s like an illegal one. *Eric Wright* Whatever Jack. The camera cuts to the ring where we  see some XXWF staff members start to tear down the ropes and start putting poles up on each corner. *Eric Wright* Oh man.. Looks like their settin the ring up for first ever.. XXWF Japanese Death Match.. *Jack Kaine* Oh is that what their doin.. Wow.. I just thought they decided to bring out barb wire, poles with various objects, and C2 Explosives out for the hell of it. *Eric Wright* You know.. I really don’t like you. Anyway but while their setting up the ring.. Lets see how we got to this point.. A video package of Copeland and Heartless shows for a few moments. The package shows how this is their first meeting, the accomplishments both men have done and how this match came to be. After the package is shown we cut back to the ring which is completely full of weapons. The ropes have been replaced with Barb Wire, above each turnbuckle there is a pole, on that pole is a various weapon, (a chair, a pipe, a small bag, and a chain). By each side of the ring there are C2 explosives covered a bit with the canvas. Outside of the ring by each corner is a ladder. And by each side of the ring there is a table with some barb wire on top of it. The crowd roars with cheers in anticipation of this match when Scott Maverik stands up as "Kick" By Mindless Self Indulgence blasts throughout the arena. Most of the crowd boos but there are little cheers as Chris Copeland steps out through the curtain. He’s wearing a cut off "I Hate You" shirt under his ring attire. And walks into the ring. *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen.. The following contest is for the XXWF XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!! And is the first ever.. JAPANESE DEATH MATCH!!!.. Coming to the ring.. The challenger.. From Miami Florida.. Weighing 233 pounds..  He is the Hardcore Ikon.. CHRRIIISSSS.. COPELAND!!!!! Chris walks to the ring very calmly examining the ring. Chris slowly slides in and looks around. Suddenly Symphony of Destruction hits. The arena roars with boos as Heartless steps out. He has no expression on his face and has the Xtreme title draped over his shoulder. *Scott Maverik* And his opponent.. He hails from Boston Massachusetts.. Weighing 227 pounds.. He is the current and proclaimed Greatest Xtreme Champion of all time…… HEARTLESS!!!! Heartless walks to the ring just staring at Copeland. Chris says come on as Heartless slides into the ring. He hands Bill the X Title as the music stops. Bill hands the title to Maverik and the bell sounds. Chris and Heartless start things off just by staring at each other.  They exchange a few words, Copeland nods his head like he understands and backs off a bit. He then charges Heartless with a hard right, but Heartless Blocks it!. Heartless comesback with a hard right. Copeland staggers back a bit and Heartless runs at him taking Chris down with a sphere right onto the C2 Explosive. A *boom* is heard as we see smoke coming from the backside of Copeland, there are some sparks flying as Chris yells out in pain a bit. Heartless gets up and grabs Chris by the hair. We see a small fire from the explosive that’s immediately put out by a staff member. There is some redness on Chris’ back as Heartless grabs him by the back of the head and walks him over to the corner. He tries to bash Chris’ head in into the turnbuckle but Chris blocks it with his foot. He elbows Heartless in the midsection a few times and Heartless backs off. Copeland looks up to the pole above the turnbuckle and sees there’s a bag. Chris reaches up for it and grabs it. He quickly looks in it and smiles. Heartless turns around while Chris wraps the bag around his hand and levels Heartless with it. Heartless falls to the mat hard as Chris wonders what’s inside. He grabs the bag by the bottom and begins to slowly dump the material revealing it;s thumbtacks!! Chirs begins to give an evil smile as he dumps the tacks all over the ring, but most are in one spot. He tosses the bag out and grabs Heartless by the head and stands him up. Chris picks him up and body slams Heartless  right on the tacks! The crowd moans in pain as some begin to chant Copeland. Heartless sits up and shows that his back is a bit bloodied by the tacks with a lot still on his back. Chris looks down at him and dropkicks Heartless right in the face. Copeland goes for the cover. *Bill* ONE……. Kickout by Heartless, Chris gets up and stands Heartless up to. He grabs him by the arm and whips him to the barb wire turnbuckle. Heartless hit’s the buckle hard and Copeland follows him with a close line. Chris backs off as Heartless rests in the corner. Chris spins around and taunts the crowd a bit. He then looks at Heartless and runs at him again. But Heartless moves out of the way! Chris hit’s the barb wire chest first and bounces off in pain. Heartless quickly grabs some tacks and places them between his fingers. He gets up and goes over to Copeland, Chris turns to Heartless and gets nailed right in the jaw with a hard thumb tacked fist. Copeland staggers back into the barb wire ropes, Heartless goes over to him and holds him there. The barb wire begins to cut Chris’ back as Heartless grabs him by the throat. He takes the thumbtack fist and begins to scrape Chris’ forehead, Chris yells out in pain as Heartless does this. We see a small smile come from Heartless as he’s doing this. *Eric Wright* Look at this Jack.. Heartless is actually enjoying this! *Jack Kaine* I know.. Come on Chris.. GET OUT OF THAT! Heartless continues to scrape Copeland’s face as we see blood pouring down from his forehead. Suddenly Chris throws a hard right. Heartless shows no effect. Copeland does it again.. Nothing. Finally Chris raises his right leg and nails Heartless between the legs. *Jack Kaine* Ha Ha!! That’s how you do it Chris! Heartless doubles over as Copeland charges and drives Heartless’ face down to the mat with a face buster!. Copeland goes for the cover. *Bill* ONE………. Heartless kicks out again, he rolls onto his back as Chris gets to his feet. Chirs kicks him in the ribs a few times and  grabs him by the back of the head. Heartless stands up. Copeland then takes runs to the ropes with Heartless and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE BARB WIRE TABLE!!! HEARTLESS GOES CRASHING DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE ONTO THE FLOOR! *Eric Wright* OH MY GOD!! The crowd goes crazy with cheers as Copeland looks down. He falls to his back and slides out of the ring as well does Bill. Copeland walks over to Heartless and kicks him in the head a few times. And walks over to the bell ringer. He walks over and grabs a chair and folds it up. Heartless is trying to get to his feet as Copeland walks over to him. He raises the chair slowly above his head. Heartless gets to his base and Copeland slams the chair right on Heartless’ back! Heartless falls back down on his stomach.. Copeland lowers the chair over and over again on Heartless’ back until Heartless stops trying to get up. Copeland turns to the crowd and taunts them. He tosses the chair to the side but Heartless is beginning to stir again! Chris turns around and can’t believe it. He walks over to the chair and picks it up. Heartless gets to his knees and struggles to get up. Copeland makes a "batter up" motion with the chair and runs at Heartless as he gets up. But Heartless ducks. Chris misses the chair shot and turns around. Heartless kicks him in the midsection, Chris drops the chair, Heartless underhooks one of his arms and BOOM! SLAPBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!! *Eric Wright* WHAT A COUNTER BY HEARTLESS!! Both men our down as a few moments pass. Heartless rolls over and covers Copeland! *Bill* ONE………………….TWO……………….. *Jack Kaine* KICK OUT CHRIS!! NO! COPELAND GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!. Heartless struggles to get to his feet, Copeland is rolling around a bit. Heartless grabs Chris and puts him in a sleeper hold. Copeland struggles around a bit trying to get Heartless off but has no luck. He elbows Heartless in the stomach but Heartless counters with a knee to the midsection and locks on the sleeper tighter. Copeland looks to be dieing out but manages to get to a ladder. Copeland runs to the ladder and ducks at the last minute which sends Heartless crashing through. The ladder falls to the ground and Copeland walks over to the barricade to catch his breath. He goes over to Heartless and rolls him off the ladder. Copeland then opens the ladder and places one of Heartless’ legs inside it. He hops the barricade and turns towards the fans. Chris looks around and then jumps off the barricade. COPELAND NAILS A MOONSAULT RIGHT ON THE LADDER! CRUSHING HEARTLESS’ LEG!! Heartless yells out in pain as Copeland rolls off the ladder holding his ribs. Heartless gets his leg out and holds the knee part. Bill asks him if he wants to continue. Heartless replies yes. Copeland slowly gets up and walks over to Heartless. He stands him up and the two walk over to another side of the ring. They walk up to another barb wire table, Copeland slams Heartless’ face on the table and begins to grind him on the wire. Heartless’ elbows Copeland’s midsection a few times as Chris backs off. But Chris comes right back and forearms Heartless’ back, Heartless looks up with his bloodied face as Copeland turns him around, Chris pushes him forward a few feet and sets up a back suplex. But Heartless flips through it and nearly misses the table. He pushes Copeland forward. Copeland turns around and runs at Heartless but, HE DUCKS AND BACK BODY DROPS COPELAND RIGHT THROUGH THE BARB WIRE TABLE!! The table completely breaks through as Chris goes down on it. Copeland lies on the ground in pain as Heartless falls to his knees in exhaustion.. He goes over to Copeland and grabs him by the hair. He rolls Chris inside the ring. Heartless is about to get inside but he sees the ladder resting on the outside corner. Heartless climbs off the apron and grabs the ladder. He sets it up next to the ring and begins to climb it. Heartless gets to the top of it and begins to slowly stand on it. He tries to keep his balance and looks down at Copeland. He sees that Chris is beginning to stir a bit in the ring. Heartless then jumps off the ladder and into the ring nailing an elbow drop right on Chris’ head!. Chris jolts around as Heartless covers! Bill quickly slides in and counts. *Bill* ONE……………TWO………….. NO! KICKOUT BY COPELAND! Heartless quickly gets up and stomps a few times on Copeland. Chris begins to get to his knees. He throws a few punches on Heartless but they have no effect. Heartless doubles over Copeland with a knee to the midsection. Heartless then underhooks one of Chris’ arms and picks him up in a suplex position. Heartless holds Copeland in mid air as the crowd begins to cheer more and more at this feat. *Eric Wright* What Power!! *Jack Kaine* Power Smower.. It’s gonna take more than a suplex to beat Copeland.. Heartless continues to hold Copeland in mid air as he walks over to the turnbuckle. He sets down Copeland hard on the barb wire corner. The audience moans in pain as Chris lands hard on the tope turnbuckle. Heartless begins to climb the ropes with him but Chris tries to fight back with some punches. Heartless elbows Copeland in the side of the face. Both men are on the top rope now. *Eric Wright* Oh man.. This doesn’t look good Heartless grabs Copeland around the waist but Chris pokes Heartless in the eye. He lets go of the hold, suddenly COPELAND GRABS HEARTLESS AROUND THE ARM AND NECK AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SUPER SHOCK THERAPY!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT LANDING ON THUMBTACKS AND A C2 EXPLOSIVE!! *Jack Kaine* SHOCK THERAPY!!! OH MAN THIS ONE’S OVER!! *Eric Wright* I don’t know Jack.. Both men took a lot during that move A few explosives go off on both men as they lie there. Some sparks fly as we see Copeland jolting around a bit. Heartless is not moving, both men are covered in blood. Bill begins a ten count. *Bill* 1………………………..4…………….5………………6……………..7………….. Copeland gets to his stomach and begins to crawl over to Heartless *Bill* ………………….9……………… Copeland puts his arm over Heartless. Bill goes for the count. *Bill* ONE………………..TWO………………… *Jack Kaine* WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!! *Bill* …………………….THR NO!!!! HEARTLESS KICKS OUT!! *Eric Wright* HE KICKED OUT!! HE KICKED OUT!! OHHHH HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!! Copeland can’t believe it. He looks around in complete shock. He grabs Heartless by the head and tries to stand him up. But Heartless is dead weight and can’t stand. Copeland drags him over to the last C2 explosive area and doubles him over. He yells to the crowd that’s it!.. Copeland puts Heartless’ head between his legs and lifts him up. He walks directly above the explosive area.. *Eric Wright* OH NO.. DON’T DO IT CHRIS!! COME ON!! COPELAND PILEDRIVES HEARTLESS’HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE C2 EXPLOSIVE. There is a loud "boom" heard and some sparks fly out. Heartless lies on the ground not moving. Copeland rolls over a bit to catch his breath. *Eric Wright* OH MY GOD!! THAT HAD TO KILL HIM!! THIS MATCH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED NOW!!! WE NEED SOME EMT’S IMMEDIATELY The crowd goes crazy, chanting HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!! Copeland gives an evil smile and crawls over to Heartless. He makes the cover. Bill looks over to him for a moment, stunned on what just happened. *Chris Copeland* Hey! HEY!!! Bill looks at him. *Chris Copeland* MAKE THE COUNT!! Bill gets out of his trance and begins to count. *Bill* ONE……………….TWO…………………… NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEARTLESS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! The Crowd goes insane!!! *Eric Wright* HE’S STILL ALIVE!!??? *Jack Kaine* CAN ANYTHING KEEP THIS GUY DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT?? Copeland looks down for a few moments stunned on what just happened. He looks at his hands for a few moments which are covered in Heartless’ blood. He rolls out of the ring and walks a bit. Chris grabs a chair and slides back in. He screams at Heartless to get up and after a few moments Heartless begins to get to his knees. Heartless is on his knees and Copeland sizes him up. Heartless gets up as Copeland charges. Copeland swipes the chair BUT MISSES. He leans over the top rope, Heartless drops down. SCHOOL BOY!! *Bill* ONE……..TWO…….. NO! COPELAND KICKED OUT. Both men get to their feet. Copeland still has the chair in hand. Heartless charges Copeland and nails him with a hard close line. Copeland quickly gets up as Heartless charges again, this time nailing him with a dropkick. Copeland stays down a little longer this time as he lets go of the chair. Heartless grabs him and stands him up. Heartless picks up Chris in a slam position but walks over to the nearside corner and sets him up in a tree of woe position. Copeland tries desperately to get out but has no luck. Heartless slides out of the ring and walks over to a corner ladder. He folds it up and tosses it in the ring. Chris is still trying to get out. Heartless gets back in the ring and grabs the chair. He walks over to Copeland and swings the chair right at Chris’ midsection. Heartless nails Copeland again and again with the chair until Chris stops moving. Heartless then tosses the chair to the side and positions the head of the ladder a few inches away from Chris’ face. Heartless walks to the other side of the ring as the crowd gets louder and louder. Heartless then runs at Copeland and slides right into the ladder sending it right into the face of Copeland! *Jack Kaine* OH man that is not cool.. Not cool at all.. Copeland is bleeding now from the mouth as he finally gets out of the Tree of Woe and falls on his face. He’s holding it in pain as Heartless walks over to a corner. He climbs the turnbuckle and grabs the chair that was hanging from the pole. Heartless jumps down and approaches Copeland. He raises the chair and is about to swing but CHIRS SPIT’S A MIST OF BLOOD RIGHT INTO HEARTLESS’ FACE! Heartless turns away and tries to get the blood out of his eyes. Chris grabs a chair beside him and gets up. Heartless gets the blood out of his eyes and turns. BOTH MEN SWING THEIR CHAIRS AND LEVEL EACH OTHER RIGHT OVER THE HEAD!!! Both Heartless and Copeland fall to the mat. The crowd begins an XX-WF chant as Bill begins his ten count. *Bill* 1…………………..2………………………….3…………………………..4……… …………….5………………………….6……………………..7………………. Both men begin to stri, they both are able to get ahold of the barbedwire ropes. *Bill* 8…………………9……….. Both men pull themselves up at the last possible second, they turn to each other, Heartless goes for a right, Copeland ducks and hooks him and nails him with a huge Shock Therapy onto the chair out of nowhere!! The fans grown as Copeland gets up and wipes blood from his eyes. He looks around with a smirk. He picks Heartless up and sets him up for a powerbomb, instead of slamming Heartless, Chris lets him hang and steps over his legs. *Eric Wright* This can’t be good… Chris raises an arm in the air then slams Heartless’ front down onto the hundred of tacks, the fans start to chant Holy Shit. *Jack Kaine* Copeland calls that The Drop Zone, what a move! This could be it. Copeland rolls Heartless over and hooks his leg. *Bill* 1……………………………………………2…………………………………….. *Eric Wright* Will this be it?!!!? *Bill* …………………………………………………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Scott Maverik* The winner of this match, by pinfall, and NEW XXWF Xtreme Champion……..Chris Copeland! Kick blasts throughout the sound system as the fans erupt, some with cheers for the spectacular match, others with boos for their hatred of Copeland. Chris rolls over and lays on his back looking up at the lights for a second. Bill receives the Xtreme Title and holds it over Copeland, Copeland sits up and grabs the belt. He looks at it, letting his blood drop down onto it. Copeland gets up and stumbles back into the ropes, not even affected by the wire now. He holds the belt up to his face and bleeds onto it. He then raises the belt high into the air as the fans continue to show their appreciation and hatred. All of a sudden the fans erupt with boos. The camera cuts to the entrance…. *Eric Wright* It’s the Masked Man!!! *Jack Kaine* What the hell is he doing here?? The Masked Man walks down the ramp and slides in the ring. Copeland backs up, ready to fight. The Masked figure walks right over to him and puts out his hand. Copeland has no idea whats going on. The man whispers something to Copeland, who smirks and shakes his hand!! *Eric Wright* What the hell is going on?? The Masked Man then walks over to Heartless and picks him up, making him stand on his knees. Surprising the man totally, Heartless reaches his hand up and rips the mask off the man!!!!!!!!!!! *Jack Kaine* HOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!! *Eric Wright* It’s MARTIN CASHMERE?!?!!!????!!!!!!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! *Jack Kaine* I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS WRIGHT!!!!! I DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING AT ALL!! Cashmere looks around with a smirk then shoves Heartless’ head back into the mat covered with tacks. Cashmere reaches over and pics up a piece of barbedwire. Cashmere then cuts his sleeve with the wire and tears it off. *Jack Kaine* What is he doing?? Cashmere then looks around with a sick smirk and starts to wrap the wire around his wrist and arm. The fans roar with their disapproval as Martin raises his bloodied arm up into the air. *Eric Wright* He can’t seriously be thinking of doing this can he? Cashmere picks Heartless up and locks on the Human Deathgrip of the Mahariettian Monks of Eastern Malasia. Heartless neck starts to bleed refusely as Heartless struggles with Cashmere to release the hold. Cashmere digs into Heartless neck as Bill tries to plead with him to release the hold. Instead of releasing the hold, Cashmere tightens it!! *Eric Wright* This isn’t right folks. *Jack Kaine* I even have to admit this is insane. Copeland finally steps in and tries to talk to Cashmere. He pries Cashmere away from Heartless as the fans boo. Heartless falls to the mat, a bloddy mess. Cashmere raises his bloody arm into the air as the fans boo even more. Cashmere and Copeland leave the ring as EMTs rush out to help Heartless. The camera cuts to Jack Kaine and Eric Wright as stagehands clean up the ring and EMTs try and help heartless. *Eric Wright* Folks, as soon as we get some news on Heartless we’ll let you know. From what I’m seeing right now he is having a very hard time breathing. *Jack Kaine* That was insane Wright, I know Cashmere was crazy, but that was insane. *Eric Wright* I totally agree Jack, well folks, while this ring gets cleaned up, let’s go to Jmoney’s office, where he’ll be making that big announcement he informed us about a couple of weeks ago. The camera cuts to the back, where Jmoney is seen seated in his rebuilt office, you can tell he’s totally distraught over the return of Steve Smith. *Jmoney* Alright folks, I’m going to get right too it, because frankly, I’m pretty pissed off right now. Firstly, Shade Montgomery is no longer with the company. Tony Stavoli is here by suspended until further notice. New signings include Christian Kyle, Tommy Vercetti, Lance Vance, Kiara Kyle, Christian Kyle, Diamond, Xtina, and Pamela Hurt, I wish all of them good luck in XXWF. Now for my big announcement. These leagues, are just boring me, so from here on out there will be no more leagues. Now this doesn’t mean some undeserving rookie is going to get a Blood Bath Title shot, you will still have to work your way to that, but without the leagues there are so many possibilites myself and the Managers have spoke about it and I have made the decision to terminate the leagues. Now your asking what about the managers? Well Kevin Spikes will no longer be in XXWF, for now anyway, Spikes and I are in constant negotiations over other possibilites for him, but right now there is nothing. As for Chrissy, she will still be in control of the Womens Roster. Nothing will change there, Paul Heyman will be the General Manager of Xtreme ShockZone. Bobby Park will be the new commisioner of XXWF. And lasty, Chris Copeland will be the XXWF’s Vice President, basically the right hand of yours truly. Well that’s that folks, enjoy the main event. The camera cuts back to the ring. *Eric Wright* Wow, no more Leagues. *Jack Kaine* Ya, he wasn’t lieing when he said it would effect the whole XXWF. *Eric Wright* Well folks, it is time for our main event, let’s go to Scott Maverik in the ring. Break It Down hits as the fans go wild. Excorcist makes his way out from the back to cheers from the fans. *Eric Wright* These fans really love this guy. He is obviously the fan favorite to win this match. *Jack Kaine* Ya, but look at him Wright, he’s a level under being legally retarded, he won’t win tonight. *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the main event. The following match is a triple threat for the XXWF Blood Bath Championship with no set time limit. The first pinfall will secure a victory. Making his way to the ring first, he is one of the challengers. From Death Valley, California, weighing 230 pounds, he is one half of the XXWF Tag Team Champions and a member of DeGeneration-X……………Excorcist! Ex slides in the ring and taunts the fans some more as King of My World begins to play. Cyrus Lyger emerges from the back to a chorus of boos and jeers. Right behind him Michael Quigley comes wobbiling out. *Jack Kaine* Here comes the future Blood Bath champion! *Scott Maverik* Now making his way to the ring, the second challenger, from Clevland, Ohio, weighing 211 pounds, being accompinied by Michael Quigley, he is a member of The Church of Bodom, “The Legend”…………………Cyrus Lyger! Cyrus slides in the ring as Quigs walks around, pointing and laughing at the funny looking fans, who look back at him like he’s insane. Cyrus and Ex get face to face and start violently exchanging words. Bill tries to keep control as Perry Mason begins playing and the fans continue to boo. Sycho Path emerges from the back with his Blood Bath title in his right hand and a big chicken wing in his left. The kind of wings they used to eat way back when. Sycho draws the heat from the crowd and taunts them. *Eric Wright* Sycho Path making a huge return last week on Xtreme ShockZone. *Jack Kaine* Ya, he was handed that title, now he has to defend it. *Scott Maverik* And now coming to the ring, weighing 308 pounds, from the Insane Asylum, he is a member of POD-X and the current XXWF Blood Bath Champion……Sycho Path! Sycho tosses the wing to the floor and makes his way up the steps. He licks his fingers as Bill calls for the bell. On the outside Michael Quigley has retrieved the half eaten wing and is about to take a bite, but it is snatched away from him by a stagehand, who retreats to the back. Quigley gets angry and starts swearing at a fan. Inside the ring the three men are now watching each other closely. All three men advance to the middle of the ring and start exchanging hits with each other. Ex hits Path, Cy hits Ex, Path hits Ex, Cy hits Path. Sycho Path comes out of nowhere and knocks both of them down with a hard double clothsline. Sycho taunts the crowd as the fans boo like crazy. Sycho picks Ex up and whips him into the ropes, Ex bounces off, and Sycho Path puts Ex in a Sleeper hold.  But before Path can get it in good Lyger is up, and he nails path from behinde with a massive Closeline! Path falls through the ropes to the outside, Lyger is looking down at Path, as he turns around EX is standing. He wraps his arms around Cy, and gives him a huge Belly to Belly suplex!  Ex gets to his feet, and starts to stomp away on Lyger.  Lyger manages to get to the outside. Ex is yelling down at Lyger *Jack Kaine* Well this match, has started off somewhat slow!....Can someone please bring me Jack Daniels and a Snickers bar! *Eric Wright* Jack! Are you really that think headed?!?! *Jack Kaine* What! I am Thirsty! Lyger slides back into the ring, and Path hops back in as well, all three men are in the ring.  Ex is in the middle of both men, He lunges at Path and they start to brawl, Lyger stands in the corner just watching these two guys go at it. Ex gets the upper hand, after a knee to the gut!, he whips Path into the turnbuckle,, and follows it up with a running Closeline.  Ex then clims to the second rope and starts  to punch Sycho Path in the head, one after another the blows seem to be getting to Path, but then out of no where, Path pushes of EX!! Ex hits the mat hard…Path walks over Grabs Ex by the throate, and picks him up..then out of no where Lyger comes running in, but Path sees this, and grabs Lyger by the next too!!  Path screams, and lifts both men up DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!! *Eric Wright* Oh my what a move!! Sycho Path looks down at the damage, but he does not go for the cover!.....Path is walking towards the ropes!!..Path is climbing the ropes!! *Jack Kaine* What Hell is he doing! NO man with his weight should be up that high! Somebody!! Please get me a drink!! Path is on the top rope…HE LEAPS…..CY AND EX BOTH MOVE….AND A LOUD THUD can be heard!!  Path rolls around in pain Lyger goes for the cover! *Bill* 1……………2………NO! Ex pulls of the Lyger…now Ex goes for the pin! *Bill* 1…………..2…………..NO! Lyger pulls of  Ex. Now Lyger and and Ex are battling it out!.....Lyger gives Ex a punch to the temple, this sends Ex back a few steps, Lyger then kicks Ex in the gut…..BOOM DDT!!!! COVER!! *Bill* 1………………………2……………………….NO!!! Ex kicks out!  Lyger gets to his feet walks over and grabs Path.  Lyger drags Path over to the turnbuckle, and slams his leg of the ring post!!!! Path screams in pain!!  Lyger then puts Path in a Figure 4 Leg lock around the ring post! *Eric Wright* Lyger is doing some Bret Hart made famous!.....he is trying to wear down the leg of Path! Bill is in the ring counting. Lyger breaks the hold and slides back into the ring…Lyger turns around BOOM SUPERKICK BY EX!!! Lyger hits the mat hard, Ex goes for the cover!!! *Bill* 1…………………………………………………..2…………………………………NO!! Lyger gets a shoulder up!  Lyger rolls around in pain holding his chin.  Ex gets up and walks over to Path, he grabs Path by the back of the neck, and path gives him a low blow, this sends Ex to one knee. Path gets up, limping after the work lyger has done.  Path sets Ex up and one corner, and walks over and sets Lyger up in the other corner!.....PATH RUNS FOR SPEED RIGHT IN TO EX!!!!...HE TURNS AROUND AND DOES THE SAME THING TO LYGER!!!! Path goes for the cover and Lyger! *Bill* 1……………………2……………………….NO foot on the ropes!!! Path gets up and starts to taunt the fans *Jack Kaine* What The hell is he doing…pin someone!! Ex and Lyger start to move….Ex is the first to his feet, he walks over and turns path around..he kicks him in the gut whips him to the ropes….Path bounces off….back Body drop by EX…..EX turns around SPEAR!!! BY LYGER!!!! ALL 3 MEN ARE DOWN!!! *Eric Wright* What a Match! All three men are down in the middle of the ring…Bill starts to count *Bill* 1…………………………………………..2……………………………………….3…… …………………………..4…………………………………5…………………………… …………6…………………………………7…………………………. Out of the no where Lyger leaps up……He picks up Ex tosses him over the top rope, and starts to walk over towards Path.  He picks him up….Inside cradle!!! *Bill* 1…………….2…..NO!! Path kicks out.  Lyger then looks at the fans and then the ropes, he climbs the ropes…..  Path is still down….Ex is on the outside, Lyger is on the top rope….he is looking down at Path…Lyger smirks…..MOONSALUT ON THE OUTSIDE ON TO EX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Crowd* HOLY SH*T HOLY SH*T HOLY SH*T *Eric Wright* Oh my Dear God! I never saw that coming! *Jack Kaine* Finally some entertainment! Lyger and Ex are on the outside.  Path is now getting to his feet..he turns around, and sees that Lyger and Ex are both on the outside.  Path slides out under the bottom ropes, he walks over and picks up Ex and whips him into the steal steps!  Path looks down at Cy, and drags him over to the announcers table….he puts Cy on it….Path slowly gets up *Jack Kaine* Oh Sh*t!  DO we look like the Spanish team!?!? Eric we gotta go *Eric Wright* RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Path puts Cy between his legs SYCHO BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!  Path and Lyger lie motionless, as Ex looks on!!....Ex can’t belive what he just saw!!   Ex walks over and starts to move TV montitors out of the way….Lyger is bleeding from his head, and Path is as well…..Lyger is twitching.  EX grabs Lyger and slides him into the ring. Ex picks up the unconscious Lyger……and NAILS THE EXCORISM!!!!!  Ex with the cover *Bill* 1…………………………………………………………………………………… ……………..2………………………………………………………………………… …………………………….NO!!!!! LYGER KICKS OUT!!!!!!! *Eric Wright* A Sycho Bomb and Exorcism and he STILL kicks out, unbelievable!!! Ex can’t believe it!!  He gets up and walks over and climbs the top rope…Ex leaps of and nails and elbow right on Lyger!  EX with the cover again!! *Bill* 1……………………………………..2……………….NO!! Ex again with the cover *Bill* 1………..2.NO!! Ex gets up and slides out of the ring, looking very angry now. Ex walks over to Sycho Path and starts to punch him in the face. Path starts to punch EX in the gut, both men are tossing hair makers back and forth.  EX and Path are now bopth standing up…….then all of a sudden CYRUS LYGER COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE, AND KNOCKS BOTH MEN DOWN!!!!! Lyger still drawggy, stumbles for a little bit, and slides EX into the ring.  Path slides in the ring as well.  Lyger walks over to the corner to gain his breath…..As he does this….Ex is getting up…Path starts to charge at EX…..Path nails Ex with a boot to the face…..He stops looks over at Lyger, walks over and grabs him  Ex is out in the middle of the ring. Lyger busts out of Path’s grasp and starts nailing him with rights. Path start staggering back, Lyger leaps up and goes for a dropkick….Path catches his feet! Path lifts him and slams him to the mat! *Eric Wright* My god!! That must’ve hurt! Path then smirks and picks Ex up. Path climbs the ropes and brings Ex with him. *Jack Kaine* This can’t be good Wright. Path sets Ex up and lifts him in a powerbomb position, but Ex locks his legs around Path’s neck!! So Ex is hanging off Path’s neck by his feet. Cyrus Lyger comes out of nowhere and starts hitting Path in the ribs with rights. Lyger leans on the ropes and Path falls on his groin. Excorcist is no hanging upside down. Lyger grabs him and tears him off of Path’s neck……… *Jack Kaine* THE LEGENDARY DROP!!!!!!! Lyger gets up and delivers a hard left to Path, knocking him off the rope and to the outside. Lyger quickly turns around and hooks Ex’s leg… *Bill* 1…………..2…………….3! *Eric Wright* Cyrus Lyger has finally did it, he has won the big one folks. *Scott Maverik* The winner of this match, by pinfall, and the NEW XXWF Blood Bath Champion…………..Cyrus Lyger!!!!! King of my World hits as Cyrus is awarded the Blood Bath belt. *Jack Kaine* Well folks, what a night it has been. Six new champions tonight Wright, that’s gotta be a record! *Eric Wright* I’m sure it is Jack. Folks, we have just gotten word on Heartless, and it does not look good. As soon as we get more inofrmation we will let you know. But from what I’m hearing, this can be a career ending injury. *Jack Kaine* And that brutal match helped I’m sure. Well folks, this has been Everybody’s Favorite Asshole, Jack Kaine! And that other guy. *Eric Wright* Eric Wright. *Jack Kaine* Bidding you good night. With that the scene fades with Cyrus celebrating with the Blood Bath title.
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