s
Non-XXWF Members Join the XXWF Rules Staff Available Superstars Unavailable Superstars	ss	XXWF Caos Archives
s
XXWF Members XXWF Boards Champions Title History Archives Shows/Columns Cards Results Pay-Per-Views Whats Happenin?! The Cashmere Circle of Trust Beyond The Mat Rosters Male Roster Female Roster Tag Team Roster Stables Cruiserweight Division International Division Inactive List Hall of Fame Xtras Match Types Roleplaying Tips HTML Help Request Magazine Shop Chat Poll Affiliates Downloads
		January 31, 2006 TD Banknorth Garden Boston, Massachusetts Theme: "Someday" by Flipside The camera opens showing the jam packed TD Backnorth Garden. It scans the crowd for interesting signs before landing on the commentating team of Kyle RIchards and Rob Bryant. *Rob Bryant* Well folks we're back here in the TD Banknorth Garden! What an exciting night we have planned for you tonight coming off a very successful XXWF Return! *Kyle Richards* Let's not waste any time Rob! Let's head right into the action. The camera cuts to Scott Maverik in the ring. *Scott Maverik* The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the XXWF Fury Championship. “Go Crazy “ by Young Jeezy feat. Jay-Z echoes through the arena as Tony Stavoli splits the curtain. The crowd boos as Stavoli makes his way to the ring. *Scott Maverik* Making is way to the ring, weighing in at 234 lbs…Tony Stavoli! Stavoli climbs into the ring and taunts the crowd, as the crowd continues to reign boos down upon him. *Rob Bryant* What a great way to kick off the night here, Kyle! The Fury Championship is on the line here. *Kyle Richards* Yeah, and Stavoli is going to take it. “Thoughtless” by Korn hits the speakers as the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Nightmare comes from behind the curtain. He has the XXWF Fury Championship around his waist, as he slowly walks towards the ring. *Scott Maverik* Making his way to the ring, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 297 lbs., he is the XXWF Fury Championship…Nightmare! Nightmare climbs to the apron and steps over the top rope and stares a hole through Stavoli. Bill takes the belt from Nightmare and raises it. Bill takes the belt and hands it to the timekeeper and signals for the bell. The bell rings and the match is underway. The two lock up in the center of the ring, with Nightmare pushing Stavoli into the corner. Bill calls for the break, and Nightmare releases. But as he backs away from Stavoli, Stavoli pokes Nightmare in the eye. *Kyle Richards* Now that is a heads up move right there, Bryant. *Rob Bryant* No Kyle that is called cheating. *Kyle Richards* Whatever. Nightmare backs away from the corner and Stavoli hits him with a forearm to the back. Nightmare goes to his knees and Stavoli take his head and begins to deliver right hands to Nightmare’s forehead. Bill breaks it up, as Nightmare crawls away. Stavoli goes over towards Nightmare and backs him into the corner. Stavoli irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Stavoli charges at Nightmare, but Nightmare gets up his boot. Stavoli staggers away and Nightmare hits a bulldog. Nightmare covers. *Bill* 1…2…kickout! Stavoli kicks out as Nightmare picks up Stavoli. Nightmare sends Stavoli off the ropes and hits Stavoli with a thunderous clothesline. Nightmare stomps away at Stavoli. Nightmare picks up Stavoli and hits him with a right hand. Stavoli falls back and leans against the ropes. Nightmare charges and clotheslines Stavoli over the top rope and to the floor. Stavoli lands on the floor as Nightmare follows. Stavoli tries to walk away from Nightmare, but Stavoli grabs him. Nightmare looks to whip Stavoli into the steel post but Stavoli reverses and sends Nightmare head first into the steel post! *Kyle Richards* Steel post, Nightmare. Nightmare, steel post. Stavoli rolls back into the ring to break Bill’s count. Stavoli rolls back out and throws Nightmare back into the ring. Stavoli picks up Nightmare and sends him into the ropes. Nightmare comes off the ropes and Stavoli hits Nightmare with a big scoop slam! Stavoli covers. *Bill* 1…2…kickout! Nightmare kicks out as Stavoli looks up at Bill. Stavoli picks up Nightmare and hits him with a double arm DDT. Stavoli covers. *Bill* 1…2…kickout! Stavoli looks up at Bill with frustration in his eyes. *Rob Bryant* It looks like your pick might be getting a little frustrated here, Kyle. *Kyle Richards* Don’t worry, he knows what he is doing. Stavoli goes up to the top and waits for Nightmare to rise. Nightmare turns and Stavoli leaps at him. Nightmare grabs Stavoli by the thoart in the air and delivers a THUNDEROUS CHOKESLAM! *Rob Bryant* Oh what a move by Nightmare! Both men are down and Nightmare puts his arm across Stavoli’s chest. *Bill* 1…2….kickout! Stavoli slides his shoulder out at the last possible moment. Nightmare cant believe it, as he yells at Bill for a few moments. He goes over to grab Stavoli by the head but Stavoli rolls up Nightmare in a small package! *Bill* 1…2….3! *Scott Maverik* The winner of this bout and NEW XXWF Fury Champion…Tony Stavoli! *Kyle Richards* I told you, Rob, oh I told you! *Rob Bryant* A very impressive win by Tony Stavoli here tonight folks! But next up we have the triple threat for the Womens Hardcore Championship. The camera cuts to Scott in the ring. *Scott Maverik* The following Triple Threat match is set for one fall and it’s for the XXWF Women’s Hardcore Championship. Making her way to the ring first the challenger…. “Seek and Destroy” hit’s the arena. Major Gunns comes out to a mixed reaction and with a serious face. She walks firmly down the ramp toward the ring. *Scott Maverik* From Sacramento, California, Major Gunns. Major Gunns climbs the apron and steps into the ring. She walks to the ropes and taunts. She smiles and walks to the other side and taunts again as “Nymphetamine" by Cradle of Filth hit’s the arena. The crowd gives more cheers as Black Angel walks out from behind the curtain. She smirks and makes her way down the ramp. *Scott Maverik* And the other challenger…From, Seattle, Washington, Black Angel. Black Angel slides into the ring and await’s the arrival of Chrissy Johnson. Both ladies wait in the ring staring at each other as “You don’t really know me at all” hits. The crowd fills the arena with boos as Chrissy walks through the curtain. She stands in the entrance and holds up her title. *Scott Maverik* And the challenger From, Duryea, Pennsylvania, She is the XXWF Women’s Hardcore Champion, Chrissy Johnson. Chrissy walks down the ramp to the boos. She smirks and rolls her eyes at one fan. She steps up the stairs and steps into the ring. She walks to the ropes and holds up her title. She looks at BA and then Major Gunns. She walks to the other side of the ropes and holds up her title again. She hands her title to Bill as her music fades. Bill shows the title to BA, then to Chrissy and then Major Gunns. He shows it to the crowd and hands it to Scott Maverik. The bell sounds and Black Angel, Major Gunns, and Chrissy Johnson all stare each other down. Major Gunns charges at Chrissy and Chrissy simply tosses Major Gunns over the top rope. Chrissy then looks up and sees Black Angel. BA and Chrissy walk into the center of the ring and go nose to nose, eye to eye. Chrissy then begins striking BA with a series of forearms and pushes her into the corner. Chrissy chops BA and goes into the opposite corner. Chrissy runs at BA and is suddenly cut off with a clothesline from Major Gunns. BA then charges out of the corner and dropkicks Gunns, BA then locks in an armbar. Meanwhile Chrissy has slid out of the ring, she grabs a chair, slides it into the ring and slides in with it. BA notices this and releases the armbar and leg sweeps Chrissy. Black Angel then picks up the chair and grabs Chrissy by the hair, she irish whips Chrissy into the ropes and attempts a back body drop. Chrissy counters and delivers a ddt onto the folded chair. BA is writhing in pain. Major Gunns slides back into the ring as Chrissy gets to her feet. Gunns hits Chrissy from behind with a forearm. Chrissy stumbles toward the ropes a little as Major Gunns delivers some rights. BA grabs the steel chair and gets to her feet. Major Gunns irish whips Chrissy who ducks the steel chair swing from BA but catches Gunns with it. Gunns rolls out of the ring. Chrissy dropkicks BA through the ropes. Chrissy taunts in the ring while BA slides back in. Chrissy turns around and BA spears her down. BA throws lefts and rights as Chrissy tries to cover her face. Chrissy locks her legs around BA’s arms and pulls her down for a pin. *Rob Bryant* Chrissy’s got the cover. This one could be over right here. *Bill* 1.…. BA quickly kicks out and Chrissy scoots from around her. Chrissy begins to stomp away on BA. BA grabs one of Chrissy’s legs and makes it to her feet. Chrissy balances on one leg as she tries to kick BA with the other. BA moves and trips Chrissy to the ground. BA gets on the back of Chrissy and starts to pound away on her head. Chrissy users her upper body strength to pull herself to the outside. BA slides out of the ring and reaches for Chrissy’s hair. Chrissy reaches her hand in her pocket and pulls out a steel chain. BA begins to lift Chrissy up and gets a hard right with a steel chain fist. Chrissy gets up and smiles. She throws the steel chain into the ring and reaches underneath the ring. Major Gunns runs from the side and nails a stern kick to the side of Chrissy. Major Gunns moves Scott Maverik out of the way and grabs the Women’s Hardcore title. BA and Chrissy both stagger to their feet. Chrissy runs at Chrissy with the Women’s Hardcore title and Chrissy ducks she hits BA with it. Major Gunns covers BA. *Rob Bryant* Major Gunns could end it all right here. *Bill* 1.…..2.… Chrissy grabs Major Gunns by the hair and throws her into the ring. Chrissy slides in and begins to throw punches at her. Chrissy stands up and drops a leg drop to the neck of Gunns. Chrissy gets up and drops an elbow to the chest of her. Chrissy gets up and taunts. The crowd boos as Chrissy climbs the turnbuckle she turns toward Gunns and waits for her to rise. Gunns slowly gets to her feet and Chrissy nails a Chrissy curanna. Chrissy hurries into a cover. But BA grabs the ankle of Chrissy and pulls her out of the ring. Major Gunns holds her neck and rolls out the other way. BA grabs Chrissy and ramps her into the announcers table. BA kicks the midsection of Chrissy. She kicks it again. She irish whips Chrissy into the steel steps. Knee first and over the steps go Chrissy. BA reaches under the ring and grabs a stop sign. Chrissy slowly gets to her feet and turns around. BA nails her with the stop sign. BA starts beating Chrissy with the stop sign. Chrissy starts crawling underneath the ring. Chrissy makes it half way before BA drops the stop sign and grabs her ankles. BA pulls Chrissy out from under the ring and Chrissy sprays her with a fire extinguisher. BA stumbles a little wiping her face as Chrissy nips up. She runs over and clotheslines BA. Chrissy holds her back and grabs BA by her hair. She drags her a little and lands a leg drop on BA. Chrissy pulls out a table and sets it up in front of the announcers table. Chrissy grabs BA and places her on the announcers table. Chrissy grabs BA by the hair and places her in a power bomb position. *Kyle Richards* These girls are nuts. But I love her Chrissy thinks. *Rob Bryant* How Chrissy thinks? She’s going to end these girls careers right here. Chrissy lifts BA up who reverses into a DDT through the announcers table. BA places one hand over Chrissy. *Bill* 1.….2.….No Chrissy gets her shoulder up. Both ladies lay there for a minute trying to catch their breath. Major Gunns slides back into the ring and BA begins to get to her feet. BA staggers in front of the table Chrissy set up. Gunns goes running and dives through the ropes. BA dives down and Gunns goes through the table. Chrissy slowly comes to and crawls toward the women’s hardcore title, while BA is searching under the ring. Chrissy gets up and climbs over the barricade. BA turns around pull a ladder out with her and sees Chrissy leaving. She runs over and grabs the hair of Chrissy. Chrissy nails her with an elbow to the face. Chrissy hugs her title and starts to leave through the crowd, holding her back. BA climbs over the barricade and follows Chrissy. BA grabs her by her hair and begins throwing rights at her. Chrissy blocks the third one and returns the blows. She kicks BA in the stomach and DDTs her on the hard concrete. Chrissy hooks the leg. *Rob Bryant* Chrissy with a devastating DDT on the concrete. This one has to be over. *Bill* 1.……2.… BA kicks out and Chrissy gets up. She begins to walk toward the back. BA gets to her feet, she follows Chrissy as She steps backstage. Some fans start to cheer as Chrissy makes her way down the hallway. BA runs up and nails a bulldog to Chrissy. Bill is following behind them. Chrissy slowly gets to her feet and BA hooks her and nails a suplex. BA rolls Chrissy on her stomach and sits on her back. She places Chrissy in the full nelson and rolls on her back. She wraps her legs around Chrissy’s to add more pain. Bill slides next to Chrissy as she screams in pain. Chrissy tries to break the hold but can’t. She shakes her hand as an old man walks past. She grabs the old man’s cane and hits BA over the head. BA releases the hold and rolls away from Chrissy. Chrissy sits up and catches her breath. BA stands up and Chrissy grabs the old man. BA stops herself short and gently pushes the old man out of the way. Chrissy then hits BA in the stomach with the cane. Chrissy hits her across her face and burst BA’s nose. Chrissy smiles and kicks BA against a wall. Chrissy turns around and climbs a trunk behind her. Chrissy signals for it as the crowd chants for BA. BA gets up and Chrissy goes for the Chrissy curranna. BA holds on to Chrissy and power bombs her onto the trunk. BA pulls the trunk out and places Chrissy in the perfect position. BA gets two guys to set two trunks in front of Chrissy one on top of the other. While this is going on BA starts to punch away on Chrissy. The guys help BA climb the two trunks. *Kyle Richards* What the hell is she doing? *Rob Bryant* I don’t know but she’s lost her mind. She looks at Chrissy and jumps off the trunks. SHATTERED REALITY!!! Black Angel falls off of Chrissy holding her stomach. She pulls Chrissy off the trunk onto the ground and covers her. *Rob & Kyle* OH MY GOD!! *Rob Bryant* That has to be it folks. Shattered Reality with force like that. It has to be over. *Bill and the Crowd* 1.……2.……3! In the arena “Nymphetamine" by Cradle of Filth starts to play. Bill raises BA’s hand and a stage hand runs to the back. He hands BA the Women’s Hardcore title. BA raises her title up while holding her stomach. Chrissy sits up and realizes she lost. Chrissy gets up angrily and leaves toward her locker room. The crowd runs up toward BA when Selene runs over and attacks her from behind. She starts yelling at BA as the crowd screams at Selene. Selene grabs BA by the hair and picks her up. BA breaks Selene’s hold and starts throwing punches. The officials run up and separate the two ladies. The camera cuts to the back as Jmoney is seen walking down the hall he turns left and walks into his office and the camera is looking right at him, his facial expressing is unbelievele, Jmoney drops his bags, and slowly walks around his office, but who, or what is Jmoney looking at *Jmoney* It can't be.... it isn't'.... *Voice* Oh it is. So how have you been as of late, XXWF back you must be stoked. *Jmoney* I'm quite excited... yes.. but what brings you back? *Rob Bryant* Who the hell is he talking too!! *Voice* Well...................................Money Man!! *Rob Bryant* OH MY GOD!!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON I KNOW.....WHO CALLS HIM THAT The camera turns to reveal Steve Smith! *Steve Smith* I beileve your words were You idiots actually thought I’d let him back? Now that’s funny. I just had to do it though. So that concludes my business tonight folks, enjoy Caos. J how could you man, after all I have done for you....this is how you repay me? *Jmoney* How could I? How could I? Steve, how could you? You ungrateful bastard! I made you who you are today, and when I come to you and ask you to return for the XXWF's reopening, you turn your back on me and say no? *Steve Smith* What! Look here you sonofabitch! You know damn well why I can't come back, but you know that you need me ALOT more then I need you. I love this company, and for a second I thought you and I were going to be ok.....The reason I said no also J.....is because of you *Jmoney* Beause of me? What are you rambiling about? And in case you didnt see the numbers, the returning Xtreme ShockZone was one of the highest rated XXWF programs ever! *Steve Smith* Look here dumb ass! Take a real look at the ratings! The last 10 minutes of that fucking show was all about me, and how I was coming back....9 million people J!!! did you honeslty think they wanted to see a bitch like you! *Jmoney* And I fooled each and every one of them didn't I Steve? They actually all thought I'd allow you to come back after you said no, that I left another loophole somewhere you can jump through. Matter of fact, I beleive your business here is over. *Jmoney hits the speakerphone on his desk* Jasmine, get my security.. Steve reaches over and grabs Jmoney by the coller. *Steve Smith* Oh the memories this is going to bring back Steve stops and thinks then drops J. Jmoney brushes his suit jacket. *Jmoney* Smart move *Steve Smith* J Im sorry man, I handle this the wrong way. *Jmoney* You were never one to be known to do things the intelligent way Steve. *Steve Smith* Your right, what can I do to pretend like this never happen? *Jmoney* Just take your ball and go home once again *Steve Smith* Your right I'l leave.....but one more thing Money Man. *Jmoney* Theres always one more thing with you. What?! Steve puts his head down, and goes to walk away BUT BOOM HE NAILS Jmoney with a hard right!!!! J falls down!!! Steve climbs over the desk and start to go to town on Jmoney!!! Steve kneels down *Steve Smith* Jmoney you made me do this, I have no urge to return to this hell whole, I left for a damn good reason, I made this company with my own blood......and I spit in the face of it..!! Security rush in and apprehend Steve Smith, who puts up no resistance and has a set smirk on his face *Steve Smith* Fight Till I can't fight No more? J.....Fuck You, and Fuck the XXWF. Steve is taking away in cuffs as the camera cuts back to ringside. *Rob Bryant* I cannot beleive what we just saw folks! *Kyle Richards* Steve Smith.... wow... that was... im speechless. *Rob Bryant* Serves Jmoney right I guess for the horrible things he said to Steve last week. Anyway folks, next up we have the Womens Championship match! The camera cuts to Scott Maverik in the ring. *Scott Maverik* The following match is set for one fall and it’s for the XXWF Women’s Championship. Making her way to the ring first. The challenger…. She’s a rebel hit’s the arena. The crowd gives out a mixed reaction as smoke fills the entrance way. Justina walks out from behind the curtain and smirks. She places one hand up with the rock symbol and heads down the ramp. She climbs the apron and steps into the ring. She walks to the ropes and throws up the rock symbol. She turns around and walks to the other side of the ring and does the same. *Scott Maverik* From, Louisville, Kentucky, Justina James. She stretches as “Bootylicious” hit’s the arena. The crowd boos as Bunny Blue walks out from behind the curtain. She holds her title and walks down the ramp. *Scott Maverik* And the champion from From Hermosa Beach, California, She is the XXWF Women’s Champion, The Beautiful One, Bunny Blue. She walks up the stairs. She steps into the ring and holds up her title as the crowd boos louder. She hands it to Bill after holding the title to her chest. Bill shows the title to Bunny than to Justina and then to the crowd. He hands the title to Scott Maverik who is stepping out of the ring and the bell sounds. Bunny and Justina circle around each other. They both attempt to grab each other and then back up. They continue to circle around each other and then lock up. Neither lady can get the upper hand on each other. They break up and stare at each other. Justina raises her hand in the air and Bunny grabs her hand. They lock hands and then lock the other hands. They try to over power each other but can’t. Justina kicks Bunny in the stomach and throws a right. She throws another. She goes for another but Bunny blocks it and throws a right of her own. She kicks her in the midsection and irish whips her to the ropes. Bunny clotheslines Justin down. Justin gets back up to her feet and is clotheslined again. Bunny stomps away on Justin. She grabs her by the hair and irish whips her into a turnbuckle. Bunny goes running at Justin who hits Bunny with an elbow. Justina places her hands on the top turnbuckle and lifts her self up. She locks her legs around Bunny and nails a hurricanrana. Bunny rolls out of the ring and watches Justina get to her feet. She runs at Bunny and dives through the middle rope with a suicide diva. Bunny moves out of the way and Justina rams head first into the announce table. Bunny walks over moves Justin’s hand and stop away on Justin’s neck. She picks her up by her hair and rams her into the apron. Bunny stomps away on Justin. She throws her back into the ring. Bunny climbs the apron. She grabs the top rope and springboards over the top rope with a leg drop to the neck of Justin. Bunny pulls her away from the ropes and hooks the leg. *Rob Bryant* A nice leg drop to the neck of Justina. Bunny’s got the cover. *Bill* 1.……2.….. Bunny picks up Justina and throws two rights. She backs Justina against the ropes and irish whips her. Justin returns and ducks the clothesline. She turns around and tries to kick Bunny. Bunny grabs the leg of Justin. Justin hops up and nails a strong kick to the head. Both ladies get back to their feet and Justin drop kicks her. Justina kneels next to her and throws three rights. She slaps Bunny across the face. Justin begins to choke Bunny. *Bill* 1.……2.……3.…..4...let her go Justin lets her go and picks her up by her hair. Justin kicks her in the stomach and throws two rights. She hits her with a forearm and knees her in the stomach. She sets her up and nails a snap suplex. Justin stands next to Bunny and goes for a standing moonsault, Bunny gets her knees up. Justina falls over. Bunny grabs her, rolls her up and grabs the ropes. *Rob Bryant* Bunny’s using the ropes. That’s our women’s champion! *Kyle Richards* That’s why Bunny’s the champion. She accepts help when needed. *Bill* 1.….2.….Bunny what are you doing? Bill stops the count and Bunny lets go of the ropes. She gets up and gets in Bill’s face. She pushes him out of the way and kicks Justin in her ribs. She drops an elbow on Justin. She drops a leg drop on Justin’s neck. Bunny sits her up and places her knee against Justin’s back. Bunny grabs the neck of Justin and pulls back. Justin screams in pain and tries to break the hold. *Bill* Justin, do you want to tap out? Do you want to give up Justina grabs the ropes and screams in pain. Bunny continues to hold the ropes. Bill begins to count and Bunny lets her go. Justin holds her neck and rolls out of the ring. Justin continues to hold her neck as Bunny slides out of the ring. Bunny grabs her by the hair and throws her head first into the security wall. Justin screams in pain and continues to hold her neck. Bill slides out of the ring and talks to Justin. Bunny pushes Bill out of the way and grabs Justin by the hair. Justin pokes in the eye. Justin crawls away and walks over toward Scott Maverik. Bunny staggers over toward her. Bunny grabs Justin by the hair and Justin turns on her back. She get feet up and kicks Bunny off of her. Justin gets up and slides into the ring. Bunny slides in and Justin stomps away on her. Justin picks her up and irish whips her into a corner. Bill slides back into the ring and is standing in front of Bunny. Justin runs at Bunny with a body splash. Bunny grabs Bill and places him in front of her. Justin splashes Bill and the ref is out. Bunny grabs Justin from behind and hit’s a reverse DDT. She slides out of the ring and grabs the women’s title. She slides back into the ring and waits for Justin to get up. When Justin turns around Bunny goes for a shot with the title but Justin ducks. Justin clotheslines Bunny and grabs the title. Bunny gets to her feet and Justin hits her across the head. Justin slides the title out of the ring and pulls Bunny in position. Justin climbs the top turnbuckle and nails the moonsault on Bunny. Justin covers Bunny and hooks the leg. Bill is still out. The crowd starts counting. *Crowd* 1.……2.……3.…..4.…..5.…. Justin gets up and walks over to Bill. She shakes him and he begins to come to. Bunny hit’s the back of Justin’s knee. Bunny picks up Justin and throws her into the turnbuckle. Bunny grabs Justin’s head and yanks it back against the turnbuckle. Justin falls to her knees and Bunny climbs the turnbuckle. She hooks the head of Justin and nails the Bunny Hop. Bunny rolls Justin over and pins her. The crowd boos as Bill slowly comes to. He slides over and makes the count. *Rob Bryant* The Bunny Hop. Bunny hit it. This should be over. *Bill* 1.……………2.………..NO! Justin gets the shoulder up. Bunny beats the mat and gets pissed. She gets up and kicks the head of Justin. She steps back and waits for Justin to get up. Justin gets to her feet bleeding. Bunny runs over and charges at Justin. Justin kicks her in the stomach and hooks her head…SWEETEST SIN!!! Justin falls down and crawls over to Bunny. Bill makes the count. *Bill* 1.…..2.…… Bunny kicks out. Justin rolls over off of Bunny. Both ladies slowly get to their feet and begin exchanging rights. Justin hits Bunny in the stomach. Bunny falls to her knees. Chrissy makes her way down the ramp and to ringside. She stares at both ladies. Justin grabs Bunny and Bunny breaks the hold. She hits Justin across the face. Bunny irish whips Justin. Justin bounces off the ropes is picked up for a sidewalk slam and Justin reverses it to a head scissors take down. Justin gets to her feet awaiting Bunny. Justin kicks her in the stomach and hooks her head. Bunny grabs the wrist of Justin and reverses out of it. She kicks Justin in the stomach and runs to the ropes and Chrissy grabs Bunny’s leg. Bunny falls to the mat and gets up. She turns toward Chrissy and grabs her by the hair. Justin quickly gets to her feet grabs the arms of Bunny. She sets her up for the JJ Effect and Bunny pushes Justin off. Chrissy climbs the apron and yells at Bunny. Bunny decks Chrissy across the face. Bunny turns around and is kicked in the stomach again. She hooks the head and SWEETEST SIN!!!! Justin falls on top of Bunny and goes for a cover. *Rob Bryant* The SWEETEST SIN!!! *Kyle Richards* NOO!! *Bill* 1.…….2.……3 Justin rolls off of Bunny and gets to her knees. She begins to cry as Bill rings the bell and grabs the Women’s title. He walks over and hands it to Justin. Justin grabs the title and hugs it tightly. She begins to cry as the crowd boos and cheers. Chrissy slides in the ring and stares at Justin. Chrissy grabs two mics and smiles as she walks over to Justina. She helps her up and smiles at her. Justina smirks and takes one of the mics. Bunny is being checked on by the Bill. Bunny is escorted into the back. *Justina James* Chrissy Johnson, I guess no one ever excepted us to team up again, huh? *Chrissy Johnson* I wouldn't give them that much credit. *Justina* Come on Chrissy, you and I as partners...again. *Chrissy* As I've said, don't give them to much credit to try and figure it out. Though why shouldn't it happen? The best of the best running the division...glad I thought about it. *Kyle Richards* This is brilliant Bryant. These two hot divas coming together is genius. *Justina* I'm glad you did too. You and I are the perfect team. We've had our rough moments but come on, the only reason we ever fought was because of Pamela Hurt and that bitch is gone now. *Chrissy* Kind of glad too....definitely the weakest link... *Justina* All you fans and you Bunny Blue Biscuit, if you still haven't caught on. Chrissy Johnson, one of the greatest females in this industry, has teamed with the best damn Women's champion in history Chrissy raises her belt in the air with the crowd booing *Chrissy* And get ready for a revolution in the women's division... *Justina* Get ready for the ultimate tag team.... *Chrissy* These diamonds are as tough as stone and sparkle like no other... Justina smiles and points at Chrissy and then back at herself. *Justina* We are the picture perfect team and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it *Chrissy* Ladies, step aside...it's time for the real leaders of the division to shine....so if I were you, I'd leave the premises immediately. Justina smiles and nods her head in approval. *Justina* Chrissy would you do the honors in awarding me the vacant XXWF Women's Tag title? *Chrissy* It would be my honor.... *Rob Bryant* These two ladies have conspired this damn plan and are now our Women’s Tag Team Champions. *Kyle Richards* Well, Chrissy needed a partner and Justina is the perfect choice. Chrissy smiles as she fastens the belt around Justina's waste, then raises her arm in the air. Justina smiles and the crowd boos the arena. Then "Bitch" hits the arena. Justina & Chrissy turns toward the entrance way as Double D walks out from behind the curtain. Katalina has a microphone in hand. *Katalina* Ladies don’t get comfortable with those Women’s Tag Titles…because Double D is coming for them. Justina smirks and leans against the ropes. *Justina* You know what Delectable Duo, you can take that threat and shove it. You want these titles, you’re going to have to pry them from our cold dead fingers. Chrissy and I plan on holding on to these titles and you can bank on that bitches. Katalina and Jace make their way down to the ring. They slide into the ring and Chrissy and Justina slide out. They walk side by side up the ramp staring at The Delectable Duo. Justina picks up one of the mics left on the ramp. *Justina* Sorry ladies….I just had a match and Chrissy had a match earlier. Too bad, we would have kicked your ass. See you later. “You don’t really know me at all” hits and Chrissy and Justina turn up the ramp and disappear into the back. Double D taunts for the crowd a little and then leaves the ring. They head up the ramp as “Bitch” hit’s the arena. They disappear backstage. It then shows a promo for the upcoming Caos match tonight before heading back to the ring. Inside of the ring, there is a wheel of fortune type thing just sitting in the center of the ring. Underneath it, is a red carpet that covers the ring. *Rob Bryant* Kyle, I'd like to know what in gods name is going on in the ring right now? *Kyle Richards* Maybe J Money is raffeling out the entrance orders for the Caos Rumble tonight or something...I dont know... Then, suddenly...the lights dim out and Anatomy of a Tidal Wave by Cold hits. The fans come to their feet going absolutley nuts for the supposedly big heel. But Scott Johnson knows the fans love him for how he acts. *Rob Bryant* What the hell is Scott Johnson doing out here!? *Kyle Richards* Who the hell knows...this guy can do whatever he wants Rob. After all, he's Scott Johnson! Scott Johnson continues walking down the ramp and then he rolls into the ring. He wears his casual street clothes. A button downed shirt with his collar popped and some faded blue jeans with white shoes. He looks at the wheel of fortune type thing and smirks. He gets a microphone from XXWF ring announcer Scott Maverick. The fans are going nuts for Scott as he smiles. *Kyle Richards* Here he comes Rob... *Scott Johnson* Alright now, everyone quite down. It's time for Scott Johnson......to speak! He brings the mic down, almost expecting a reaction from the fans, and he gets one. Half the arena boos as the other half just loves his attitude. *Kyle Richards* This guy is so great! *Scott Johnson* But anyway, you are all probably wondering what the hell is going on in that ring...well...I'll tell ya. Ya see, Scott Johnson has his own show baby! The fans erupt. *Scott Johnson* Yeah, that's right...my own show. How many other people in the XXWF have there own show? Uhm...nobody! Only me! Why? Because I am a special man. Not special in the Simon Dean way where he needs some extra attention, but I'm special in a good way. *Kyle Richards* Haha, listen to this guy! *Scott Johnson* So right now fokes...WELCOME TO JOHNSON JEAPORDY!!! A huge amount of cheers fill throughout the arena as Johnson announces the name of his show. *Rob Bryant* Are you kidding me? *Scott Johnson* Now let me tell you all what goes down on Johnson Jeapordy. I have a guest each night. And we use this nice Johnson Delux Wheel of Questions. I spin it, they must answer. Now there's over 100 questions on this baby, so anything can come up. Lets do a sample. Scott spins the wheel of questions, and as it spins, an annoying voice plays and it just repeats itself. "SCOTT JOHNSON....SCOTT JOHNSON....SCOTT JOHNSON....SCOTT JOHNSON....SCO...." The wheel of questions finally comes to a stop. *Rob Bryant* That voice is going to get annoying real fast... *Kyle Richards* What!? No it isn't! The fans laugh as Scott smirks. *Scott Johnson* Well then...the question it landed on...was, "How many times have you slept with J Money's wife?" The fans are laughing there ass off as is Kyle Richards. *Scott Johnson* That would be a tough question to answer wouldn't it? I'm sure it would be...but hell, lets get the first ever Johnson Jeaopardy under way!! Ladies and gentlemen...my first ever guest...EVAN BODOM!!!! "Hybrid Moments" by The Misfits hits the PA system and the fans immediatley errupt in boos. *Rob Bryant* Oh god...Evan Bodom as his first guest!? *Kyle Richards* Ya damn right Rob! Evan Bodom walks down the ramp in his usual attire, his rope with the hood over his head. He walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Scott smirks at him as he gives him a friendly punch to his shoulder. His music fades out. *Scott Johnson* Bodom...welcome to the best show in XXWF...wait...I'm the only worthy guy to even have a show!! HAHAH! *Kyle Richards* Ha, man I love this guy. *Rob Bryant* Okay Kyle...you've only said that like 80 times... *Scott Johnson* So everyone...gather around and hold hands as I spin the Johnson Jeaopordy for, techniqually, the first time ever!! The fans erupt as Scott Johnson spins it, and there's that annoying voice as it spins... "SCOTT JOHNSON....SCOTT JOHNSON......SCOTT JOHNSON....SCOTT JOHNS..." It fades out as the wheel of questions stops. *Scott Johnson* Haha...here's a good one. Evan Bodom...who do you hate the most here in the XXWF? And just for the hell of it...why? *Evan Bodom* See, this is why I hate the new guys, no sense of history.....if you knew anything about the past you would know this answer already, but to humor you, id answer. Chris Kanyon, the man that is favored to win Caos tonight, we have been through some brutal wars but you see Scott, Ive been robbed. Not only that the man doesnt see that I have changed and will not accept my forgiveness. *Scott Johnson* Haha, well Evan...I'll give you another reason to hate "the new guy" later on tonight in the Caos rumble...but anyways, lets move on... Scott Johnson spins the wheel again...once it stops a big smirk comes across the face of Scott. *Scott Johnson* Phhh...this is an easy one Evan. What "Rookie" has impressed you the most over the last week or so? *Evan Bodom* I respect none of you, the only person that has slightly caught my eye is Dwight. The fans boo as he did not say Scott Johnson. Scott begins to pace back and fourth smiling. *Scott Johnson* DWIGHT! HAHAHAHAH! That's like saying....saying....SIMON DEAN! *Kyle Richards* Ha, he's right Rob! *Scott Johnson* Anyways Bodom...you are the guest..so lets keep things going. Next question... He spins the wheel once more. It pauses and the next question comes. *Scott Johnson* Alright, this question is looking good for tonight, I'm glad it came up...because everyone has been predicting about tonight, so now Evan...it's your turn. Cyrus Lyger....or Zero. Who wins it Evan? *Evan Bodom* I would love to see Lyger walk away with this.....just so I can win Caos and then we can settle our past. *Scott Johnson* Well that's funny Evan...because I'm actually planning on facing the winner of that match. So hell, I wont even spin for the next question...what makes you think you have a damn shot at eliminating me!? Scott walks right up to the face of Evan Bodom. *Rob Bryant* Oh my...big tension here. Bodom stands there and looks at the fans with a confused look on his face. *Evan Bodom* Scott the real question is, can you hack it? What makes you think that you or any of these rookies are gonna even take my spot? Ive been here working my damn ass off for a year, and you think that you can just walk in and just shock the world....think again. *Scott Johnson* See that's where you're wrong Bodom...the fact of the matter is. Everyone starts somewhere...not all of us have to wait a damn year to make a name for ourselves. People like me, and there aren't many of those people, but people like me...do it right away! *Evan Bodom* Youll see, Spin the fucking wheel! Scott Johnson smirks. *Rob Bryant* Things are getting big between these two huh? Scott Johnson spins the wheel... *Scott Johnson* Ahhh...here we are. The one that I wanted to come across. The Johnson Choice. What that one is, is the one I get to chose. So I can ask you anything Evan. Anything from how many whors you have dated to how many titles you've held. But my question is simply this...How old are you Bodom? It may sound stupid...but just answer... *Evan Bodom* 25....why? *Scott Johnson* And how long have you been with XXWF? *Evan Bodom* A year and a half... *Scott Johnson* Hmmm, interesting, and how many times have you had a title shot? *Evan Bodom* 3 and ive won the previous 2. Scott Johnson laughs. *Scott Johnson* Well Evan, don't you think you've had your chances? It's time to step aside...for someone like me! Because unlike you...I'll keep my title! *Evan Bodom* Scott, dont start with me, ive been around this world with you in the past, and I have seen you accomplish nothing, so why would you say that about me, when ive made history here, ive made my mark on the wrestling world. I was a champion while your mom and dad were putting you through dance class, you never have been anything special, and I expect the same from you here... The fans boo as Scott smirks. *Scott Johnson* That's funny Evan...first of all, I got more cash in my wallet than you'll have in your damn bank. I'm a much more successful man than you are or ever will be for that matter, and to wrap things up Evan...I'll prove that to you tonight in the Caos Rumble...see ya there. Scott throws the mic in front of Evan's feet. Before he turns to leave, he turns around. *Scott Johnson* Oh and by the way Bodom, I'd just like to let you in on a little secret... Scott walks up to Evan and gets back into his face. *Scott Johnson* You aint never been shit, you might think you have...but Bodom...you're just gonna end up like your Steven Jones buddy...DONE! Evan Bodom looks pissed as Anatomy of a Tidal Wave by Cold hits and Scott Johnson walks up the ramp, followed by Bodom. A video is shown showing Kenny Bourne cost Steven Jones his match on Xtreme ShockZone before the camera goes back to the ring. Sin begins to play as the fans give a mixed reaction, Steven Jones comes walking out onto the ramp. *Scott Maverik* Making his way to the ring, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 230 pounds.... Steven Jones! Jones slides in the ring as Getting Away With Murder hits. Kenny Bourne comes running out and slides into the ring. *Scott Maverik* From Seattle, Washington, weighing 245 pounds..... Kenny Bourne! Steven Jones and Kenny Bourne hear the bell, and Bourne walks into the center of the ring, as does Jones. The two are talking trash to each other; Jones presses his forehead to Bournes' and begins yelling in his face. Bourne shoves Jones away, but Jones responds by tackling Bourne to the ground. Jones opens up and starts hammering Bourne in the face with rights. Bourne guards, and then flips over, now on top of Jones, and responds by a vicious headbutt to the bridge of the Jones' nose. You can hear the cracks echo throughout the arena as Bourne continues his headbutts, Jones' blood seeping out of his nose. *Rob Bryant* Good God! These men starting on the brutality early in the match! *Kyle Richards* ….well…it IS a street fight…did you expect them to start dancing together? *Rob Bryant* ..no…this isn’t ballet, Kyle. *Kyle Richards* Whatever. Jones on the defensive now, he rolls Bourne off of him and stands up. Tie-up between the two, Bourne throws Jones to the ropes, he attempts a clotheline but Jones ducks, bounces off of the other side and meets Bourne with a huge dropkick right to the face. Jones rolls out of the ring while Bourne recovers…Bounr pulls himself up and sees Jones outside, he runs to the ropes, bounces off and attempts a suicide dive but is met with a chair shot via Jones as he dives out of the ring! Jones throws down the chair in disgusting, wiping the blood off of his face and then beginning to stomp on Bourne. Jones picks him up off of the ground, goes to suplex him into the crowd but Bourne lands on his feet facing away from Jones, Jones thinks quick and, still holding onto Bournes’ neck, drops down with a neckbreaker on the barricade! *Rob Bryant* Jesus FUCKING CHRIST!! *Kyle Richards* ….yep…that pretty much sums it up right there. Jones screams out in rage and walks around for awhile while Bourne holds his neck, stirring slightly. Jones hops over the barricade and goes to pick Bourne up, but Bourne, seizing whatever momentum he has left inside of him, leaps up and tackles Jones into the barricade, sending him back first against it. Bourne fires with a huge right hand, sending Jones tumbling over. Bourne hops up on the barricade and waits for Jones to get up, and once he does, Bourne leaps off and nails a PERFECT tornado DDT onto the floor! *Rob Bryant* These guys are going to end up killing each other!! Jones is blinking, trying to catch his breath, too dazed to do much of anything. Bourne, on the other hand, searches underneath the ring apron. *Rob Bryant* I’ve always wondered why people hide things underneath the ring… *Kyle Richards* Duh. They want to USE it later. That’s why they hide it. I mean, it wouldn’t make much sense to go all the way to back to get a chair, would it? *Rob Bryant* …… *Kyle Richards* Yeah, that’s what I thought. Pwned. *Rob Bryant* ….did you just say “Pawned”? *Kyle Richards* The match, dummy. Pay attention. Bourne, still searching underneath the ring apron, pulls out a ladder. He pushes it into the ring and goes back to Jones, who is struggling to get up. Bourne grabs him by the hair and pushes him into the ring, as well. Bourne then sets the ladder up in the corner, and then goes back and picks Jones up. As they near the ladder, Jones struggles, hitting some shots to the gut on Bourne. Bourne doubles over, Jones hits a European uppercut and takes back control of this match. Bourne staggers as Jones prepares himself, and then Jones nails a spear on Bourne, shoving him right into the ladder! Bourne holds his back in pain and then falls to his knees in front of Jones…Jones winds up and nails a hard kick right to Bournes’ throat. *Rob Bryant* Good God, I don’t think Bourne is going to be singing any time soon! *Kyle Richards* Good. Have you ever heard him sing? It’s like listening to someone choke the Aflac duck. Jones picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He picks Bourne up, who is too weak to fight it, and drops him with a snap suplex. Jones then begins to ascend the ladder…he gets about half way up and goes for a leg drop, but Bourne rolls out of the way! Bourne now…looking at the ladder…he makes his way to it and then throws it down on top of Jones. Bourne gets out onto the ring apron, and using the ropes as leverage he propels himself into the air and lands a leg drop onto the ladder, sandwiching Jones! Bourne is holding his back in pain and Jones is writhing around holding his face. Both men are bleeding. Bourne is the first to get up, and as he does, he pulls the ladder up with him and sets it up again. He is climbing up on top of it, but Jones notices this.. *Kyle Richards* Oh, now look, you dumb shit, you should’ve laid Jones out while you had the chance…fools’ going to get himself thrown off… Jones, however, begins climbing the other side of the ladder.. the two reach the top of the ladder at the very same time and begin throwing lefts and rights..Bourne catches Jones with a stiff right, Jones almost loses his footing but doesn’t, the ladder is wobbling back and forth, Jones blocks a punch from Bourne and fires back with three consecutive shots to the head, Bourne is reeling, Jones turns him around, hooks him underneath the jaw… *Rob Bryant* Oh, no. No. Tell me he’s not going to… Jones hoists his up and jumps off of the ladder at the same time…NEGLECTION DROP!! ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! BOURNE COMES CRASHING DOWN WITH A SICKENING THUD!! *Rob Bryant and Kyle Richards* OH MY GOD!! *Rob Bryant* Kenny Bourne…is dead! Jones rolls over on top of him and makes the cover… *Bill* 1….2…..3. *Scott Maverik* The winner of this match..... Steven Jones! *Rob Bryant* What a match by those two individuals! *Kyle Richards* You could really see the hatred between those two! The camera cuts to the back to show Sycho Path seated on a XXWF trunk, in his hands is a plate full of....... salad!?!?! Path gives out one of his laughs before taking the top of the plate off, obviously a cover of some sort made to look like salad, and reveales a plate full of buffalo wings. He shoves his face into them and starts eating before a shadow falls over him. Path looks up and sees..... ZEr0!  ZEr0 looks from the wings to Path's sauce covered face. *ZEr0* Your pathetic... one of the biggest matches of your career coming up and your stuffing your face.. it's sad really. ZEr0 turns and walks away. Theres obvious rage in the face of Sycho Path, he stands up, plate in hand, and whips a buffalo wing at the back of ZEr0's head. ZEr0 turns around and is met with the plate smashing down over his head!! ZEr0 falls to the floor as Path looks down at him. *Sycho Path* We'll see who's pathetic. The camera cuts back to ringside. *Rob Bryant* Oh boy. ZEr0 and Sycho Path sharing some words there... *Kyle Richards* And some buffalo wings! *Rob Bryant* Well folks, next up we have another intense matchup. The camera cuts to Scott Maverik in the ring. *Scott Maverik* The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the XXWF Hardcore Championship!! "Hybrid Moments" by The Misfits hits the PA system as "The Prophet" steps out from behind the curtain and begins walking towards the ring. *Kyle Richards* It's Evan Bodom, and he looks like he's ready to win some gold. *Scott Maverik* Making his way to the ring, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the challenger, EVAN BODOM!! *Rob Bryant* WHOA!! Suddenly "The Technician" comes from behind the curtain and hits Bodom with a double axe handle sending him down the ramp. Bodom turns around and the two men meet with right hands, Bodom rolls Nash into the ring and Bodom follows him in as Nash quickly gets to his feet as the bell sounds. *Rob Bryant* Now we really begin! *DING DING DING* *Kyle Richards* Here we go Rob!  We're in for one hell of a match here! *Rob Bryant* Anytime it's a hardcore match...you know it's gonna be good! Craig Nash and Evan Bodom stare each other down in the center of the ring as the sold out arena in Boston can feel the tension between the two men.  They walk up to each other in the center of the ring and stand toe to toe.  They exchange some words back and fourth.  Suddenly, Craig Nash smacks Evan Bodom right across the face and the crowd does the usual "OHHHHH!" chant. *Rob Bryant* Evan Bodom gonna take that from him!? *Kyle Richards* There was no need for that, that's total disrespect! *Rob Bryant* Oh but smashing there heads in with steel chairs isn't? *Kyle Richards* Oh shut the hell up Rob... Evan Bodom holds the side of his face, almost shocked that Craig did that to him.  And then the arena explodes as Bodom tackles Craig Nash to the ground and begins pounding across the skull of Nash.  Bodom gets up quickly as the fans are pumped for the match.  Nash comes to his feet and Bodom irish whips him into the ropes.  Back comes Nash and Bodom throws him over his shoulders and down goes Nash. *Kyle Richards* I wouldn't have smacked him if I were Nash... *Rob Bryant* But that's because you're a pussy. Bodom goes over to the nearest turnbuckle and begins to rip off the padding on the top one.  The fans erupt as he does this.  While he does, Nash is up and he doesn't know.  Nash goes to charge at him, but Bodom turns around at the last second and lifts him up into the air, dropping him face first onto the exposed turnbuckle! *Kyle Richards* Oh god...what a move by Bodom there.  Smart thinking. *Rob Bryant* Smart thinking this, smart thinking that, shut the hell up will ya!?  It doesn't take a genius to wrestle in a hardcore match for christ sakes...simple, pick up a weapon, and swing damnit! Evan smiles at what he's already done to Nash in the quick opening.  Bodom now slides out of the ring and goes to the outside.  He grabs Nash's legs and drags him to the ring pole as he's still inside the ring.  The fans go nuts as he signals to pull him right into the ring post, groin first! *Rob Bryant* Don't do it Bodom...not the Nash Jewels! Bodom pulls as hard as he can and the fans erupt as Craig Nash's eyes widen as far as they can.  He immediatley holds his groin in pain as Bodom smiles.  But Bodom is not done of course, it's just begun.  He goes underneath the ring and begins going mad, throwing every weapon he can find under the ring, each time he does...the fans erupt.  Chairs, tables, trash cans, a ladder, and last but not least: a fire extinguisher. *Kyle Richards* This is hilacious! *Rob Bryant* But they haven't used any of the weapons yet...so how is it hillacious? *Kyle Richards* Well it will be hilacious...god damn smartass. Bodom slides into the ring, and by now, Craig Nash has made it to his feet.  Bodom goes for a quick clothesline that Nash ducks.  Nash turns around and nails a kick right to the side of the head of Bodom!  The impact causes a pop from the fans. *Kyle Richards* And finally, Nash gets off a move. *Rob Bryant* Shut the hell up, Nash is patient here, he likes to take his time and wait for the time to be right. *Kyle Richards* That made no sense what so ever Rob... Craig Nash smirks as he lifts up a table.  Immediatley, the fans go crazy.  He sets it up against the turnbuckle. *Kyle Richards* This could be bad... Craig goes over to Bodom and he lifts him up.  He smirks as he goes for an irish whip right into the table!  It looks as if Bodom is going to crash into the table, but instead he hops up and lands on the top of the turnbuckle and launches back at Nash nailing a huge cross body block!  The fans go nuts! *Kyle Richards* What a counter by Evan Bodom! *Rob Bryant* Yeah yeah... Bodom quickly gets back up and the fans are behind him.  He grabs a trash can and puts it in the center of the ring.  He lifts up Nash and throws him right into the turnbuckle, not the one with the table though.  He brings Nash to the very top of the turnbuckle and sets him up for a superplex!!  Nash struggles and blocks it.  He battles back with some rights to the gut of Bodom.  Bodom loses momentum and the fans go nuts when Craig Nash dives off the top turnbuckle while holding Bodom in a spinning DDT all the way in mid air and Bodom crashes head first into the trash can he had set up! *Fans* THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! *Kyle Richards* Jesus christ!  The fans are right! *Rob Bryant* That's XTREME!!  Bodom's plan backfired on him there. *Kyle Richards* Indeed it did. Craig Nash gets an arm over Evan Bodom and the ref begins the pinfall while the fans count along! *Fans* 1.........2.........OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Kickout by Bodom! *Kyle Richards* How did he kickout from that!?  AMAZING! Nash gets up, a bit frustrated that he did not get the three count.  He looks over at the table that's leaning on the turnbuckle.  He then looks back at Bodom and lifts him up.  He goes to irish whip Bodom right into the table, but Bodom reverses it and sends Craig Nash crashing through the table and the fans pop!! *Rob Bryant* God damnit! *Kyle Richards* Another huge reversal that could change this match! Bodom is still hurting from the spinning ddt he suffered off the top ropes onto the trash can, which is dented in the center of the ring I might add.  Bodom struggles to his feet and holds his head.  He walks over to Craig Nash and lifts him up.  He throws him outside of the ring and Bodom follows him.  Nash struggles to his feet and Bodom grabs him and throws him into the steel steps as they go crashing apart! *Kyle Richards* I can feel his pain... Nash yells in pain as he tightens up his shoulders trying to relieve the pain from the steel steps.  Bodom goes under the ring again and pulls out another table! *Rob Bryant* Jesus christ, is he trying to kill the guy!? *Kyle Richards* It is hardcore Rob. Evan Bodom sets it up at ringside and goes to lift up Nash as the fans erupt.  Nash low blows Bodom however, and whipes out any plans he had with the table, because Nash slides Bodom back into the ring, and he follows.  Craig Nash lifts up Bodom, along with a steel chair and swings, trying to take his head off!  But Bodom ducks, Bodom turns around and nails a spinning heel kick right to the chair that goes into Nash's face! *Kyle Richards* OH MY GOD! The fans pop once more as Bodom gets up, exhausted and smirks.  He looks at the ladder and points to it.  The fans go nuts.  Bodom sets up the ladder, right in the center of the ring.  Bodom goes over to Craig Nash and lifts him up, he throws him out of the ring again! *Rob Bryant* What the hell does this pycho have planned now!? *Kyle Richards* Who the hell knows Rob?!  That's the scary part! Bodom follows him and throws him right onto the table that is set up at ringside from before.  The fans know what he's thinking and they go nuts! *Kyle Richards* OHHHH NO!  I KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING! Bodom slides back into the ring, and climbs the ladder with all the strength he's got, pausing a few times to catch his breath.  He makes it to the top of the ladder and tries to balance himself, the fans are going nuts, announcers silent.  Suddenly, HE FLIPS OFF THE LADDER, FLIPPING IN MID AIR, NAILING A MODIFIED GOD SONG RIGHT THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE AS THE FANS GO NUTS!!!....HE HITS IT! *Fans* THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! THAT'S XTREME! *Rob Bryant* HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!  THAT IS INSANE! *Kyle Richards* WHOA! Bodom drapes an arm over Nash as Bill makes the cover. *Bill* 1........................2..............................3! *Scott Maverik* The winner of this match, and NEW XXWF Hardcore Champion!! Evan Bodom! The fans cheer as Bodom is helped up by Bill, Nash is still not moving. *Kyle Richards* He did it!! *Rob Bryant* I can't beleive it! Wait a minute... what the hell is this?? Tony Stavoli is seen walking down the ramp. He has his Fury Championship in his hands. He charges at Bodom and nails him with the Fury Championship, knocking him to the mat hard. Stavoli smirks and covers Bodom. *Bill* 1................2............... Stavoli gets off of him and waves his finger in the air! He picks up Nash and throws Nash on top of Bodom!! *Bill* 1...........................2.................................3! *Rob Bryant* No! I can't beleive this! Stavoli hands a recovering Nash the Hardcore Championship. BOOM!!! Out of absolutely nowhere Snake is out here! He just nailed Stavoli across the back with a steel chair! *Rob Bryant* What the hell?! Snake picks Nash up and hits The Rattler on the chair! He pins him! *Bill* 1................2......................3! Snake grabs the Hardcore Title and hurries up the ramp, holding it in the air as the fans go nuts! *Rob Bryant* What just happened?! *Kyle Richards* The title changed hands.. once... twice... three times! *Rob Bryant* And someone that wasn't even in the match walked away with it! The camera cuts back to the Caos drawing room we see Jmoney checking a clipboard with a list of all the XXWF superstars competing in Caos tonight. Standing next to him is the vice president Chris Copeland and the Commishioner Paul Heyman. Jmoney looks over and begins to speak *Jmoney* Well this is going rather smoothly tonight.. Who do we have coming in next?.. *Chris Copeland* Um.. I dunno.. (Yells to the door) WHOEVER’S NEXT COME ON IN! Nothing happens as suddenly there is a loud “CRASH” noise heard. Jmoney, Chris, and Paul all jump as The Overweight Avenger comes on the screen.. *Paul Heyman* Oh no.. Not you again.. *The Overweight Avenger* Yes! For it is I… The Overweight Avenger (flashes his cape) And I am here to win the Caos Rumble from the forces of Evil.. The physically fit.. Chris Kanyon.. And anyone else that poses the slightest threat to my boss.. Cyrus Lyger. *Chris Copeland* Wait.. Even me?... *The Overweight Avenger* (sigh).. Even you Chris.. Now where do I pick my number? *Jmoney* Right here.. The OA reaches inside the ball spinner and pulls out a ball. He karate chop breaks it open and unfolds his number. The OA looks rather pleased with it as he nods his head happy *Jmoney* Good number this year.? *The Overweight Avenger* Oh yeah.. Way better than last year.. I’ll have no problem winning it this go around.. *Unknown voice* Oh we’ll see about that.. The four look to the side as the camera pans right as we see none other than The Rookie God.. Simon Dean standing in the doorway.. Simon approaches the four as he and Chris Copeland lock eyes for a few moments and give a “what the hell?” look with their faces.. Simon shakes his head and then begins to speak. *Simon Dean* Because you know there’s only one man.. Whose good enough.. Whose strong enough.. And has enough brains to win Caos… *Chris Copeland* (interrupting to Jmoney) Now this guy knows how to suck up… *Simon Dean* What?!.. No.. I meant me.. The Rookie God Himself.. Simon Dean.. I mean come on Jmoney.. None of the guys in this match have the same great skills I do.. So you know you made the right decision in hiring me and making me have my debut during the Chaos rumble.. Just like this fat goo here did last year.. He made his debut and dropped the ball completely.. Unlike me.. Because you see.. I’m not overweight.. I’m not a fat ass.. And I don’t have low standards.. And it will be those reasons alone as to why I’m going to be the last man standing in the rumble match.. Now if you’ll excuse me fellas.. The true winner of the Chaos rumble is going to pick his winning number. Simon reaches over inside the drawing cylinder and picks out a ball. He breaks it open and begins to unfold the paper with a huge smirk on his face. Jmoney, Heyman, Copeland, and The OA all look on as Simon’s face quickly turns from excited to very disappointed…A moment of silence is heard until a small laughter is noticed coming from the OA and Chris Copeland *Chris Copeland* Nice number dude.. *The OA* Hey it’s no laughing matter… We’ve all been there before.. And haven’t won Chaos with it.. *Simon Dean* What?! You think this is funny? *The OA* No not funny.. I think it’s hilarious.. *Simon Dean* Well lets just see how funny you think my number is when I eliminate you from this match.. *The OA* Ok.. Ok.. I see how it is.. And good luck to ya there buddy. That is.. If you can make it this far.. The OA shows Simon his number and begins to laugh hard at him. Simon gets a really pissed off face as the OA walks by him and begins to leave. *The OA* Hey I’ll see ya in Chaos Simon.. Oh wait what am I talking about.. No I won’t! Ah ha ha ha ha… The OA leaves as Simon looks on with an angry face. *Simon Dean* Oh you will.. You will… Simon walks off the screen as Jmoney, Chris, and Paul Heyman look on. A few moments pass as Paul turns to Jmoney and speaks. *Paul Heyman* You know.. You don’t have to give everybody that fills out a application here a job.. YOU CAN SAY NO ONCE IN A WHILE!!! Jmoney looks at Paul angrily *Paul Heyman* Ha ha.. Kidding.. Ha ha.. The cameras then cut to ringside with Rob Bryant and Kyle Richards. *Rob Bryant* That was... interesting. *Kyle Richards* That is was Rob, I can't wait to see if those two but heads during the match. *Rob Bryant* Anyway folks, next up we have the match that should end this vendetta between Blair Warner and The Great One. The camera cuts to Scott in the ring. *Scott Maverik* The following contest is a Last Man Standing match! MachineHead begins to play as the fans erupt into a chorus of boos. Blair Warner comes walking out with Ric Flair by his side. *Scott Maverik* Introducing first, being accompinied to the ring by Ric Flair, from Boise, Idaho, weighing 250 pounds........ Blair Warner! Blair slides into the ring as You Can't Stop The Reign begins to plays. The fans erupt as The Great One comes jogging out. *Scott Maverik* Now coming to the ring, from Los Angelos, California, weighing 220 pounds........ The Great One! TGO slides in the ring as the bell sounds. TGO and Blair Warner lock up in the middle of the ring, TGO gets the upper hand with a quick kick to Blair's thigh. TGO begins working on Blair witha series of lefts and rights, Blair counters and backs TGO into a corner and gives TGO a series of chops.* *Crowd* WOOOOOOOO *Ric Flair* WOOOOOOOO Blair then irish whips TGO into the corner and charges at him, TGO lifts his legs and wraps them around Blairs head, TGO then uses his weight to swing Blair around and hit a head scissors. While Blair is down, TGO runs against the rops and hits a nice snap elbow. TGO goes for another one but Blair moves out of the way. Blair Rolls out of the ring and TGO is right behind him and catches him with a surprise suicide dive. TGO gets up and grabs a steel chair from the the time keepers table, and hits Blair in the back with it. The shot echos through the arena and TGO picks up Blair and rolls him back into the ring. TGO still has the chair in his hands and TGO climbs the top rope, he Jumps off the top rope looking to land a chair shot but Blair moves out the way, when TGo hits the mat Blair grabs the chair, and waits for TGO to get up, he then throws the chair into TGO's face when he gets to his knees. *Bill* ...1......2.....3..... While TGO is getting up Blair slides a table into the ring He sets it up in the corner. TGO charges at Blair and Jumps at him, Blair catches him and delivers a spinebuster through the table. Blair picks up TGO and pulls him over to the ropes, he steps out onto the apron, but TGO blocks, TGO elbows Blair in the face, he trys to punch him but Blair hooks TGO's arm and T-BONE SUPLEXES TGO OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE CONCRETE *Crowd* HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! *Bill* 1.....2......3.....4.....5 Blair bows to the crowd and looks over at TGO whos is now busted open. Blair grins and backs up the ramp, TGo looks up at Blair and begins running after Blair as he goes behind the curtain. the Camera follows them both TGO trailing Blair, they both end up in the parkig lot, Blair turns around and clotheslines TGO, Blair looks over to the crowd looking on and spots a TGO fan, Blair walks over and grabs the fan by his shirt. Blair pulls him over the guardrail and pulls him over to TGO, he then scoop slams the fan on TGO Blair continues to back up and crosses the street to a busy Boston sidewalk, TGO chases Blair down and Blair doenst notice it, Blair turns around and TGO SPEARS BLAIR THROUGH A STORE WINDOW!!! *Crowd* Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! The Camera pans to find out that TGO speared Blair through a store window, the camera pans to the store name.....PETSMART Blair is on the floor and is busted open now, the ref starts the count on both men *Bill* 1.....2......3.......4........5......6......7 All of a sudden a dog comes over and licks Blair's face, Blair comes to and gets up a does TGO, Blair clubs the back of TGO, TGo punches blair in the gut and hits him with a right hand, Blair tries to answer with a right hand of his own but TGo dodges and hits a superkick *Bill* 1....2....3....4....5...6 Blair gets to his feet and grabs TGo and takes him over to the nearest Fishtank and dunks his head in it. then Blair grabs a birdcage, he slams the birdcage over the head of TGO, he then kicks him in the gut and delivers the Warning while the birdcage is on TGOs head. Busting the birdcage in two. *Bill* 1.....2.....3....4....5....6...7....8 TGO gets up and delivers chops til they leave Petsmart, Blair breaks away from TGO, and runs over to a bridge that is over a dried up lake in a park. TGO runs after Blair and Blair tries to superkick TGO, TGO ducks and clothelines Blair. TGo then signals that its the end, he picks Blar up and puts him between his legs. He lifts Blair up into the power bomb position, steps up onto one of the rails, and delivers the Spotlight (Powerbomb to facecrusher) 10 FEET OFF THE BRIDGE TO THE DIRT BELOW! *Crowd* TOO XTREME, TOO XTREME, TOO XTREME! The ref begins counting for both men who seem to be out. *Bill* 1....2.....3.....4.....5 Blair starts to stir. *Bill* 6.....7....8...9.... Blair manages to get himself up as the ref count the final number. *Bill* ...10! *Scott Maverik* The winner of this match.... Blair Warner! The camera cuts back to ringside. *Rob Bryant* Well folks, Blair winning this war in a vicious manner. *Kyle Richards* Did those two go all over Boston? *Rob Bryant* It sure seemed like it. Well folks, while we work on getting those two back here to start Caos, let's head to Scott Maverik to get ready for the Xtreme Title match! The camera cuts to Scott in the ring. *Scott Maverik* The following contest is scheduled for one fall is for the XXWF Xtreme Championship! “Who’s Betta Than Kanyon?” echoes through the arena as the fans rose to their feet and cheer for one of their favorite superstars. Kanyon emerges from behind the curtain, and the roar of the crowd becomes even louder. Kanyon stands on the ramp and taunts the fans as Scott Maverik gives him his formal introduction. *Scott Maverik* Making his way to the ring, from Sunnyside Queens, New York, weighing in at 245 lbs…Chris Kanyon! Kanyon reaches the ring and slides underneath the rope and makes his way to the turnbuckle. He ascends the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air. He makes the belt motion around his waist with his hands, indicting that he thinks he will be the new champion. *Rob Bryant* Well Chris Kanyon looks ready, Kyle. Kyle Richards- Yeah, he looks ready to get his ass kicked by Sycho Path. Kanyon hops down from the turnbuckle as “Blind” by Korn starts to pump through the arena speakers. The fans begin to boo and jeer as Sycho Path comes from behind the curtain. He doesn’t look at any of the fans, but stares straight ahead burning a hole through Kanyon. *Scott Maverik* Making his way to the ring, from the Insane Asulym, weighing in at 308 lbs., he is the current XXWF Xtreme Champion…Sycho Path! Sycho Path stands on the outside of the ring and never takes his eyes of Chris Kanyon. He slides under the bottom rope and unstraps the belt from his waist and hands it to Bill. Bill takes the belt and raises it high in the air as the crowd cheers. *Rob Bryant* And that is what it is all about, Kyle. Kyle Richards- I couldn’t agree more, Rob. Get ready for a classic match right here. The bell rings and the match is underway. Path and Kanyon tie up in the center of the ring. They struggle for a few seconds until Kanyon gets Path in a side headlock. Kanyon holds the headlock for a few moments until Path shoots him off the ropes. Kanyon comes back and Path hits him with a stiff back elbow to the jaw of Kanyon. Kanyon hits the canvas, and Path stomps away at Kanyon’s head. Kanyon crawls towards the corner, with Path continuing to deliver kicks to his head. Path picks up Kanyon and rams his head into the top turnbuckle. Kanyon falls to the corner, as Path gets on top of Kanyon and begins to deliever piston like right hands to Kanyon’s forehead. *Rob Bryant* Well the champion seems to be in complete control here in the early going. *Kyle Richards* And that is what it is going to stay, Rob. Bill pulls Path of Kanyon, and tells him to watch the closed fist. Path ignores Bill and picks up Kanyon. He shoots Kanyon into the ropes and waits to deliver a clothesline. But Kanyon grabs on to the top rope and slides out of the ring under the bottom rope. *Rob Bryant* A smart move by Kanyon, getting some fresh air on the outside. Kanyon, holding his head, slowly walks around the ring as Bill begins his count. Path just keeps his eye on Kanyon, and stays in the center of the ring. Kanyon walks up the steel steps and re-enters the ring. The two men tie up again, and Kanyon gets the upper hand by hitting Path in the midsection with a knee. Path doubles over, as Kanyon drops to his knees and hits Path with an uppercut. The force of the uppercut sends Path through the middle rope and to the floor. Kanyon goes to the ropes as Path jumps up and grabs Kanyon’s leg and pulls him to the outside. Path hits a right hand on Kanyon and then rams his head against the steel barricade! *Rob Bryant* Oh, what a cheap shot by the champion! *Kyle Richards* What do you mean cheap shot? That’s a great move right there! Kanyon hits the floor as Path rolls into the ring to break Bill’s count. Path goes over to Kanyon and picks him up by the hair, and we see that Kanyon has been busted open right about his right eye. *Kyle Richards* Oh baby! Look at that blood flow Rob. Path rolls Kanyon back into the ring under the bottom rope. Path picks up Kanyon and begins to nail him with right hands, until Kanyon is backed up in the corner. Path stands on the second rope and begins to nail Kanyon with right hands, right on the cut on Kanyon’s forehead. After a couple of punches, Kanyon lifts up Path and takes two steps away from the corner. Kanyon then drops Path face first on the top turnbuckle. Kanyon turns towards Path, and begins to deliver stiff kicks to Path’s midsection. Path backs up into the corner, as Kanyon continues to kick him in the midsection. Kanyon takes Path and whips him into the opposite corner. Path hits the turnbuckle hard and the force forces back to the middle of the ring. Kanyon kicks Path in the midsection and delivers a double arm DDT. He covers. *Bill* 1..2.kickout! Path slides his shoulder out, and grabs his neck which seems to be injured. Path crawls over near the ropes as Kanyon follows. Kanyon takes Path and drapes his neck across the second rope, choking Path. Path begins to struggle for air, as Bill tells Kanyon to stop. Kanyon backs off and Path stays draped across the second rope. Kanyon hits the ropes and delivers a knee to Path’s back, damaging Path’s neck even more. Rob Bryant- Kanyon obviously going after Path’s neck, after that move where he got Path on the turnbuckle. *Kyle Richards* I don’t necessarily like it, but its smart wrestling. Path begins to use the ropes to stand up as Bill talks to Kanyon. Path reaches his feet and hits Kanyon with a kick to the midsection. Kanyon responds with a stiff right hand and Path returns with another right hand. The two men trade right hands, until Path gains the advantage. Path hits a few more right hands on Kanyon and then hits him with a headbutt. Kanyon is leaning against the ropes as Path steps back and takes a run at Kanyon. Kanyon explodes off the ropes and hits Path with a clothesline. Kanyon takes a quick breather as Path uses the ropes to stand up. Kanyon comes up from behind Path, and Path hits Kanyon with a donkey kick right to the groin! *Kyle Richards* Oh there is the Path we know and love! *Rob Bryant* Sycho Path takes back control of the match up with that low blow. Kanyon crumbles to the mat, grabbing his groin. Blood continues to stream down his face. Path hits Kanyon with a few right hands until Kanyon is up against the ropes. Path charges and hits Kanyon with a clothesline, sending Kanyon over the top rope and to the floor. Path follows Kanyon to the outside and hits a few quick jabs to the jaw. Path takes Kanyon and irish whips him into the steel stairs. Kanyon hits the stairs knees first, and goes flying over the top of the steel stairs. Kanyon immediately clutches his left knee in pain. Path picks up Kanyon off the floor and throws him back into the ring. Path follows in after him and drags Kanyon near the ropes. He takes Kanyon’s left leg and props it on the bottom rope. Path jumps up and lands right on Kanyon’s left knee! *Rob Bryant* Oh my! That is 308 lbs. right on that injured knee of Chris Kanyon. Kanyon might be in trouble here. *Kyle Richards* You damn right he is in trouble, Rob. Path repeats this move once more until Bill tells him to get Kanyon away from the ropes. Path drags Kanyon into the center of the ring and applies a single leg Boston Crab to the left leg of Kanyon. Kanyon begins to scream out in pain as Bill asks Kanyon if he wants to give up. Kanyon shakes his head no, as the crowd begins to get behind Kanyon and try to will him to the ropes. Kanyon’s face is filled with pain and anguish as he begins to slide his way towards the rope. *Rob Bryant* Oh there is no way that Kanyon will make it to the ropes. He would have to drag Sycho Path across the ring and I think this match is just about over. Kanyon continues to make small advances towards the rope until he is able to reach it. The crowd erupts in cheers as Kanyon is able to reach the rope and Path is forced to break the hold. Path breaks the hold as Kanyon clutches his left knee. Path looks down at Kanyon and begins to stalk him. Kanyon uses the ropes to slowly rise to his feet but as soon as he does, Path kicks Kanyon’s left knee taking Kanyon’s feet out from under him. Kanyon hits the mat and grabs his knee once more. Path backs up and begins to measure Kanyon. Kanyon reaches his feet and Path charges at Kanyon. Kanyon drops down and back body drops Path over the top rope and to the floor! *Rob Bryant* What a move by Kanyon! Path was just sent over the top rope and to the floor! Kanyon drops to the mat, in exhaustion and pain as Path squirms in pain on the outside. Kanyon is able to get to his feet first and climbs the top rope, awaiting Path to rise to this feet. Path rises to his feet and Kanyon leaps off the top rope and hits Path with a flying dropkick! The force of the dropkick sends Path into the steel steps with such force that the steel steps are knocked over! *Rob Bryant* And Kanyone with a big risk and it pays off here! *Kyle Richards* Come on, Path! Get up! Kanyon goes over to Path and throws him back into the ring. Kanyon covers. *Bill* 1…2..kickout! Path slides his shoulder out as Kanyon picks up Path by his head. Path hits Kanyon with a right hand to Kanyon’s midsection and picks up Kanyon and hits a thunderous spinebuster on Kanyon! Path covers. *Bill* 1…2..kickout! Kanyon slides his shoulder out. Path stands up and yells at Bill for what he perceived was a slow count. Kanyon slowly stands and hits Path with a huge superkick! Path falls backward and knocks Bill with his elbow, sending Bill out of the ring and to the floor! *Rob Bryant* Now there is no referee! *Kyle Richards* This is what I like Rob. No rules whatsoever now. The two men are both on the canvas as Kanyon is the first to raise. He picks up Path and goes for the Flatliner, but Path reverses it and hits the SYCHOBOMB ON KANYON! Path goes for the cover. *Kyle Richards* Its over! Its over! *Rob Bryant* But there is no referee Kyle! Path looks around and realizes that there is no referee. Path gets up off of Kanyon and goes to the outside to get Bill awake. As Path shakes Bill on the ground, Zero emerges from under the ring with his trusty kendo stick in hand. *Rob Bryant* WAIT A MINUTE, THAT’S ZERO! Path turns around and Zero hits Path square in the face with the kendo stick. The force of the shot breaks the kendo stick in half. Zero picks up Path and throws him back into the ring. Zero grabs a steel chair from ringside and slides back into the ring. Path struggles to his feet and Zero hits him with a sickening chair shot to the skull. Path begins to bleed profusely from the head as Zero slides out of the ring. He picks up Bill and tosses him into the ring. Kanyon comes to and picks up Path and nails the FLATLINER! Kanyon covers *Bill* 1… *Rob Bryant* Can he kick out? *Bill* 2……….3! The bell rings as Scott Maverik announces the winner. *Scott Maverik* The winner of this bout and new XTREME CHAMPION….CHRIS KANYON! *Rob Bryant* ZEr0 blantatly cost Path that match! *Kyle Richards* That he did, I would not be surprised to see Path make an appearence in the Blood Bath Championship match! *Rob Bryant* These two can very well meet next month Kyle. If Path wins Caos... and ZEr0 defeats Cyrus. *Kyle Richards* Very true Rob, but no more If's. It's time for Caos! The camera cuts to Scott Maverik in the ring. *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentleman, it is now time for Caos! Forty three men will enter this ring, Only one will stand alone at the end. Two men will start off, every two minutes thereafter another man will enter the ring until all forty three participants have entered. *Rob Bryant* Folks, we've been informed Mike Ferocious, Da Asshole, Mega Prime, Colt Cabana, and El Generico are no longer employed by XXWF, so their spots will be given up to mystery entrants! *Scott Maverik* Eliminations can occur by either pinfall, submission, or being thrown over the top rope and having both feet touch the floor! "You Can't Stop The Reign" by Biggie hits and the fans rise to there feet excited for the start of the 2006 Caos Rumble match! And to make it even better for them, The Great One is on his way down the ramp. They cheer as he rolls into the ring. *Rob Bryant* The Great One is a former XXWF Intercontinental, XXWF Hardcore and an XXWF Xtreme champion, but he has never held the Blood Bath title. *Kyle Richards* And he shouldn't plan on it, he's number one in the god damn rumble! That's just insane considering that there is 42 other men in it besides him! *Rob Bryant* Some stranger things have happened here in the XXWF Kyle. *Kyle Richards* I don't know about that one, but whatever...who's number two? Hopefully it's Scott Johnson. I love that guy. The Great One's theme dies down and is replaced with "MachineHead" by Bush. *Rob Bryant* Oh my! It's Blair Warner! *Kyle Richards* Here we go baby, now this guy is good... *Rob Bryant* Will the Blair Era Begin Tonight? Blair Warner appears on the stage and the fans begin booing him as he enters towards the ring. He climbs the steel steps and goes through the ropes, and into the ring as his music dies down. *Rob Bryant* So here we are Kyle, I've been waiting all week. *Kyle Richards* You're damn right I'm ready! This is gonna be awesome! The fans erupt as the match is about to begin. And there it was, the bell... *DING DING DING* *Rob Bryant* There it is Kyle, we're on! The Great One and Blair Warner lock up in the center of the ring and the fans erupt for The Great One as he goes for the arm bar on Blair. He connects. Blair gets right back up and runs at The Great One who clotheslines Blair right back down to the mat. Still with a lot of energy, Blair gets back up and again charges at him. And yet again, The Great One hits another clothesline. Blair gets up slower this time as The Great One grabs him by the arm and throws him against the ropes. He puts his head down and when Blair comes back, he stops and kicks The Great One right in the face, popping him right back up. The Great One staggers and Blair Warner hits a diving shoulder block on Blair Warner. *Rob Bryant* So who's your pick to win the Caos rumble Kyle? *Kyle Richards* There's 43 people in this damn thing! Be patient, I'll predict when more come out for christ sakes... *Rob Bryant* It was just a damn question.* The Great One gets up holding his face and Blair Warner goes for a clothesline. The Great One ducks it and connects with a spinning heel kick out of no where, knocking down Blair Warner. The XXWF countdown appears on the Xtreme Tron and the fans count down to the next entrance... 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Suddenly, Craig Krevice comes running down the ramp as his theme hits. *Kyle Richards* Who the hell is this? *Rob Bryant* It's Craig Krevice. *Kyle Richards* (Sarcastically) OH NO! He slides into the ring and by this time, both Blair Warner and The Great One are up. Before Craig can get up he is being stomped on his back by both The Great One and Blair Warner. Blair then lifts up Craig Krevice and throws him against the ropes. He comes back and Blair nails a samoan drop on the new entrant. *Rob Bryant* Things not looking good for Craig. *Kyle Richards* Of course not Rob... Blair Warner and The Great One exchange some words to each other and lift up Craig Krevice. They each grab him, run and throw him over the top ropes. Craig catches onto the ropes and tries to be the cool guy and pull himself back over. Blair Warner just laughs and drop kicks him before he gets back in. Craig Krevice goes down to the mat. *Rob Bryant* And there goes Craig Krevice! *Kyle Richards* Oh man, he was gonna be my pick to win it to....NOT! The Great One taunts and points over the ropes at Craig Krevice. Blair Warner is behind him and lifts him up and just chucks him over the top! *Rob Bryant* Blair Warner eliminates another! There goes our first entrant The Great One. *Kyle Richards* Didn't look so great tonight Rob. *Rob Bryant* Good one Kyle... The fans begin the countdown for the fourth entrant. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Very Corny 80’s Inspirational Workout Music begins to play and the fans go nuts booing. *Kyle Richards* HAHAHAH!! It's Simon Dean! YES!!! Boos run wild throughout the crowd. *Rob Bryant* Man everyone hates this guy. *Kyle Richards* That's what makes him so good...this guy is awesome! Simon Dean comes running down the rampway yelling "YEAAAAAH!". Blair Warner awaits for him and he slides into the ring as his music fades out. Blair and Simon begin exchanging rights and lefts. *Rob Bryant* Simon Dean is one of those new comers who seems to be making a name for himself backstage as of late. Very cocky young man. *Kyle Richards* A very good young man Rob. *Rob Bryant* Lets see how long he can last... Simon Dean irish whips Blair Warner to the ropes and Blair comes back, only to be met with a gorilla press slam delivered nicely by Simon Dean. Simon gets back up and taunts the crowd who, in return, boos Simon Dean. *Rob Bryant* He should be wrestling, not taunting. *Kyle Richards* Oh shut the hell up Rob... Simon Dean turns back around smiling until Blair elbows him in the gut. Simon staggers and is met with a charging clothesline by Blair Warner. Blair quickly gets up and grabs Simon Dean. He lifts him up and throws him into the turnbuckle. He attempts to lift him up and does. He places him on the top turnbuckle and delivers some right hands to him and Simon staggers backwards almost falling off! *Rob Bryant* Simon could be gone right here... As Simon staggers... 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Matt's theme hits and he comes charging down the ramp. He slides into the ring, but bangs his knee on the apron on the way. The fans laugh as he holds it in pain. *Kyle Richards* HAHAHHAHAH!! What a god damn loser! This guy wont last to long! Blair Warner continues to try to eliminate Simon Dean, but Simon battles back with a huge right hand that knocks Blair Warner back and off the turnbuckle. Simon hops off of it and goes immediatley after Matt. He lifts up the hurt Matt and throws him against the ropes. He charges at him and when Matt bounces back off the ropes, Simon is there and he clotheslines him right over the top ropes! *Rob Bryant* And...there goes Matt. *Kyle Richards* That guy has issues. Simon Dean turns around and Blair Warner is up once again. He runs at Simon going for a clothesline, but Simon ducks it and returns the favor with a nice dropkick by Simon Dean. Down goes Blair. Simon again, taunts the crowd. And of course, he gets boos back. *Rob Bryant* So far Simon Dean is looking impressive in his debut in XXWF, but he is also looking a little cocky. *Kyle Richards* That's a good thing. Simon drops to the mat and locks in a leg lock on Blair Warner as the fans begin the next ten count for another superstar. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Rob Bryant* Here comes entrant number six... Nase's theme hits and down the ramp he comes. He slides into the ring, luckily for him he doesn't pull a "Matt" and successfully gets into the Caos rumble. He runs at Simon and goes for an elbow drop. Simon unlocks his submission and moves out of the way, causing Nase to hit Blair Warner with his elbow. *Kyle Richards* Look how smart Simon Dean is... Simon Dean quickly gets up and spears Nase to the mat. Simon begins to nail rights and lefts to the skull of Nase who tries to cover up, but unfortunate for him...it isn't working. Blair Warner is up now, holding his leg and he kicks Simon in the back. Simon stops the punching on Nase and gets up. Here goes Blair Warner and Simon Dean again going at it. *Rob Bryant* Simon Dean and Blair Warner going at it again. Blair begins to get the upperhand and Simon staggers. Blair notices this and he tackles the ankle of Simon Dean causing him to crash to the mat. Nase is now up and he punches Blair Warner off of Simon Dean. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Kyle Richards* Wonder who this is... "Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach hits and the fans show mixed reactions as Kenny Bourne comes down the ramp. *Rob Bryant* Kenny Bourne is number 7! Kenny slides into the ring and Simon Dean runs at him going for a clothesline. Kenny Bourne ducks it and superkicks Simon right into the jaw. The impact is so big that Simon staggers back and flips over the top rope! But Simon Dean stays hanging on and crawls through the buttom ropes, not eliminated. *Rob Bryant* Now that was a close one! *Kyle Richards* THANK GOD THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Simon is to good to go this soon... Kenny Bourne doesn't notice this and Simon sneaks up behind him. He dropkicks the back of Kenny Bourne sending him down to the mat. Mean while, Nase and Blair Warner are still getting it on. Nase goes for a kick, but Blair catches his foot. He spins Nase around and dropkicks him so hard that he goes over the top rope! *Kyle Richards* HAHA, there goes Nase. Nice seeing ya Nase! *Rob Bryant* That leaves Blair Warner, Simon Dean and Kenny Bourne in there. *Kyle Richards* Uhhh...I think the fans at home can see that Rob. *Rob Bryant* I'm just saying... All men are up now. Blair Warner and Kenny Bourne grapple up in the center of the ring. Simon Dean just laughs and watches as Blair Warner connects with a quick arm bar and follows it up with an arm lock. Simon Dean smiles as he looks at Blair Warner who lets go of Bourne and goes after Simon. He swings a right hand at Simon, but Simon ducks. Simon turns around and clotheslines Blair to the mat. He gets on top of him and begins nailing rights and lefts once again. *Rob Bryant* A strong performance by Simon Dean here huh Kyle? *Kyle Richards* That's what I've been saying for christ sakes! The next countdown begins... *Rob Bryant* Remember, Blair Warner was number 2, he's still looking pretty good. *Kyle Richards* That's why he's getting his ass kicked by Simon Dean right now. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "Cells" by The Servant hits and the fans go nuts. Dwight sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. *Rob Bryant* OH MY! Here comes Dwight! He slides into the ring, the fans behind him as Simon runs at him missing a clothesline. Dwight turns around and kicks Simon in the gut and hits THE BIG FAT KILL! *Rob Bryant* The big fat kill on Simon Dean! Hows he looking now?! *Kyle Richards* Shut up. Blair Warner now runs at him and also misses a clothesline. Dwight does a few chops before throwing him to the ropes where Kenny Bourne is just getting up. Blair Warner runs right into Kenny Bourne, who goes flying over the top rope! *Rob Bryant* Amazing, what a move by...who would that be by? *Kyle Richards* I don't really know, I'd give it to Blair Warner since he hit him. Kenny Bourne hits the mat and in the ring now is Dwight, Blair Warner and Simon Dean. Blair Warner is on his feet now and him and Dwight go at it. Dwight gains the upper hand until Blair takes all of his momentum away from him by hitting a low blow. Blair Warner smirks as the fans boo. *Rob Bryant* How cheap was that!? *Kyle Richards* Didn't cost anything, so pretty cheap. The fans erupt as another countdown begins. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Simon Dean gets to his feet and is met with a clothesline from Blair Warner. "Cop Killer" by Body Count hits and the fans boo. *Rob Bryant* Here comes number 9, Jamal Xavier! He comes down the ramp smirking and gets into the ring. He immediatley goes after the defensless Dwight. He lifts up Dwight and chops him. Dwight then chops him back. They return each other with chops once more before Dwight kicks him in the gut and hits another Big Fat Kill!! *Rob Bryant* Another Big Fat Kill there! This time on Jamal Xavier! *Kyle Richards* Big deal... Dwight is up and he attacks Simon Dean from behind who was going at it with Blair Warner. Blair Warner and Dwight both begin to stomp on Simon Dean now as the fans laugh at Simon Dean who's being double teamed. The next countdown on the tron begins to come. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Kyle Richards* Here comes another... "Black Snake" by Mortification hits and the fans go nuts, not because they like Snake, but because it's someone big like him. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, pretty pumped up himself. *Kyle Richards* It's Snake baby! Snake goes after Jamal Xavier who is getting up. Xavier tries to stop him with a superkick but Snake ducks. He returns it with a superkick of his own that sends Jamal Xavier up and out of the ring...and eliminated! *Kyle Richards* There goes Jamal Xavier, courtesy of...Snake of course. *Rob Bryant* Simon Dean, Snake, Blair Warner and Dwight are the four in right now. Snake now turns his attention to Blair Warner who runs at him. Snake catches him with a spine buster as the fans go nuts. And now Dwight runs at him but is met with a takedown by Snake before Dwight can pull off anything. And finally, Simon Dean runs at him, getting caught with a boot to the face. Everyone is down now and Snake climbs the turnbuckle and poses as the fans go nuts booing. *Rob Bryant* Snake takes down everyone in this thing! *Kyle Richards* Of course he did damnit! By the way, where's Scott Johnson damnit!? It is time, the next countdown begins... 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Rob Bryant* Whos it gonna be? "WHOS BETTA THEN KANYON!?" blasts throughout the arena and the fans go wild cheering for Kanyon. *Rob Bryant* It's Chris Kanyon! Now this is getting even bigger! Chris Kanyon gets into the ring Snake stops taunting and runs at Kanyon who spears Snake. Simon Dean is now up and jumps on top of Kanyon's back. Kanyon nods his head and flips Simon Dean over his shoulders and hits a quick spinning leg drop across the neck of Simon Dean. *Kyle Richards* Dont do that to Simon damnit! Blair Warner and Dwight are up and the numbers gain on Chris Kanyon. Blair Warner and Dwight begin nailing rights and lefts to Kanyon, forcing him down to the mat. On the other hand, Snake is now up along with Simon Dean. They look at each other and Simon waves to him randomly. Snake nods his head and they begin exchanging rights in the center of the ring. *Rob Bryant* What the hell was that wave all about? *Kyle Richards* He was just saying hi Rob... And here comes the next countdown.... 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Kyle Richards* Wonder who this is.... "Nothing Sacred" by Memento hits and down the ramp comes Chris Kinkaid. *Rob Bryant* Kinkaid is number twelve now... *Kyle Richards* No shit. Kinkaid is in the ring now, along with Blair Warner, Dwight, Snake, Simon Dean and Chris Kanyon. Chris Kanyon is now up and meets Kinkaid once he gets into the ring. Kanyon nails some right hands and throws Chris Kinkaid over the top ropes, trying to eliminate him quickly. But Kinkaid hangs on and is standing on the ring apron now. Chris Kanyon runs over to him and nails a Kanyon Cutter!!! Kinkaids neck goes into the rope and he falls down to the outside mat...eliminated! *Kyle Richards* Nice for Kinkaid! What a wonderful performance he put on! *Rob Bryant* Yes indeed. Soon enough, the countdown starts up again as all five men are going at it in the ring. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Rob Bryant* What a match this has been so far though huh? It's amazing. *Kyle Richards* I have to agree with you on that, but hopefully this is Scott Johnson! Randy Orton's theme hits and down the ramp he comes! The fans show mixed reactions for him as he slides into the ring, immediatley delivering an RKO to the standing target Simon Dean. Simon goes down hard and Orton gets up, but only to be met with a side kick to the head from Blair Warner, causing HUGE impact! *Rob Bryant* Jesus, what impact there. Blair Warner was number two. You got to remember that. Number 1 and number 2 are basically the same thing, they both start the match off. *Kyle Richards* Thanks for the un needed information Rob... *Rob Bryant* No problem. Dwight and Snake are going at it and exchanging blows when Blair Warner runs at them and nails a double clothesline to Snake and Dwight as they go down. Randy Orton is battleing with Chris Kanyon, and just as it seems he has an advantage, here comes Simon Dean with payback! Simon grabs Randy from behind and throws him over the top rope and Orton hits the mat and in frustration slaps it as he leaves pissed off. *Rob Bryant* And there goes Orton! *Kyle Richards* Due to Simon Dean as well! 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Rob Bryant* We are not at our 14th entrant here... "Kick" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and the fans begin to boo as Chris Copeland comes down the ramp. *Kyle Richards* HAHA! My boy Copeland! *Rob Bryant* I'm sure he's your boy Kyle... He slides into the ring and goes at it with Chris Kanyon. Kanyon ducks a punch and kicks Copeland in the gut. He goes for a suplex on Copeland, but he blocks it with his foot. Copeland then lifts up Kanyon for a suplex of his own, and turns it into a brain buster type. Kanyon goes down hard as Copeland gets up and now goes after Snake. Snake goes for a sidekick but misses and Copeland throws Snake into the turnbuckle. Copeland runs at him but Snake gets a boot up and Copeland staggers around, only to be met with the Clogged Otterie by Simon Dean! *Kyle Richards* Haha, look at that! Simon Dean hits the Clogged Otterie on Chris Copeland. First time we seen that all night... Another countdown begins yet again for the next entrant, number 15. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Bill's music hits and out he comes running. The fans boo Bill as he slides into the ring. *Rob Bryant* And there's Bill for ya... *Kyle Richards* Good ol' Bill eh? Bills runs at Chris Copeland who is down and begins kicking him. Meanwhile, Dwight is going at it with Snake. And Simon Dean is going at it with Chris Kanyon. Blair Warner just watches on, exhausted, but still hanging around. *Rob Bryant* Blair Warner's looking tired out there. *Kyle Richards* And he's still got like 20 something more superstars to go. *Rob Bryant* It'll be a tough run... Chris Copeland is getting up and he notices who was kicking him. It was Bill. Copeland begins to laugh and Bill smacks Copeland across the face. He lifts up Copeland and tries to throw him out, but Copeland throws Bill right the hell out of the ring as the fans laugh when Bill hits the mat outside hard. *Rob Bryant* That's gotta hurt for Bill. *Kyle Richards* Bye bye Billy. Copeland smirks and turns around as Blair Warner kicks him in the gut and nails a quick DDT on Copeland. Snake and Dwight are still going at it while Dwight has Snake in a sleeper hold. Snake pushes off of Dwight and they meet with a shoulder charge to each other and Dwight is the one to go down. Snake bounces off the ropes and hits a quick leg drop. The countdown for superstar 16 is coming up... 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Rob Bryant* We still got some huge names to come out, lets see whos next... "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge hits and some fans cheer while others boo. *Rob Bryant* And here comes Nava Moore. This guys got something to prove. Nava Moore rolls into the ring and is immediatley kicked in the back by Simon Dean and Blair Warner. Mean while, Chris Kanyon and Dwight are going at it. Chris Copeland is down. *Kyle Richards* Come on Chris get up! You can do this... *Rob Bryant* Hate to break it to ya, but I don't think Copeland can hear ya... *Kyle Richards* Oh shut the hell up damnit! Simon Dean and Blair Warner lift up Nava Moore and throws him against the ropes, they go for a clothesline on Nava but he ducks it. And he responds huge with a big diving clothesline taking down both Simon Dean and Blair Warner! Nava Moore pops up and so does Chris Copeland. They lock eyes and begin going at it. Snake and Dwight are both pounding away on Chris Kanyon. That's when the next countdown begins... 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Zack Wilde's theme hits and out he comes running down the ramp. He climbs onto the ring apron. Snake notices him and as he puts one foot through the ropes, Snake superkicks him right in the face and Zack Wilde goes crashing down to the floor. *Kyle Richards* A hahahhahaha! *Rob Bryant* Is he eliminated? The refs on the outside talk it over and say that one foot was in the ring, so therefore...he was in. He has been eliminated. The fans cheer as Zack Wilde heads to the back arguing with the refs... *Kyle Richards* Sucks to be Wilde...Zack Wilde. Ha. Snake turns around and Simon Dean kicks him in the gut. He throws Snake against the ropes and knees him in Snake's gut. He goes for a piledriver but Snake doesn't allow him to lift him up. Snake throws him over his head and Simon Dean lands on his back. Blair Warner now attacks Snake. While this is going on, Chris Copeland is going at it with Dwight as Chris Kanyon is on the ground. Chris gets the upperhand and grabs Dwight from behind, hitting a german release suplex. Soon enough, the next countdown begins. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Kyle Richards* Lets not see another "Wilde" moment, hahaha! *Rob Bryant* Funny... Suddenly, the fans burst out in laughter as does Kyle Richards and Rob Bryant as...the Sesame Street theme hits and everyone in the rumble looks on top of the ramp. A man in a big bird costume walks down the ramp and everyone shrugs in the ring. Everyone goes back to fighting except Nava Moore. He is confused. *Kyle Richards* WHAT THE HELL! *Rob Bryant* What is Big Bird doing out here might I dare ask? The Big bird guy slides into the ring and Nava Moore just stares at him. Nava knows that he attacked Big Bird in one of his promos. Suddenly, Big Bird attacks Nava Moore! He punches him right in the jaw with an uppercut and takes off the big bird costume! *Kyle Richards* ITS UNTOUCHABLE!! HAHAHAH! That was beautiful! *Rob Bryant* He caught me off guard... *Kyle Richards* He could everyone off guard. His long entrance, leaves us only down to 30 seconds until the next entrant comes out... Chris Kanyon is now up and batteling with Dwight. But who isn't batteling? It's hard just to keep track of everyone in the ring going at it. Blair Warner dropkicks Chris Copeland right into the chest and down goes Copeland. Simon Dean gets back up and goes after Snake. The next countdown begins. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Steven Jones theme hits and the fans go crazy. Out he comes running down the ramp. *Kyle Richards* It's STEVEN JONES! He slides into the ring and immediatley goes after Snake. While this is going on, Chris Kanyon is now batteling with Blair Warner. Blair attempts a clothesline in which Kanyon ducks and nails the Kanyon Cutter on Blair Warner!!! *Rob Bryant* Blair Warner can't take much more of this...a Kanyon Cutter by Chris Kanyon! *Kyle Richards* He's still fighting. Dwight and Simon Dean are teaming up on Chris Copeland and they nail a double suplex on Copeland. Steven Jones throws Snake to the ropes and Snake ducks a elbow to the face. Snake launches himself off the ropes with a diving elbow of his own right to the fact of Steven Jones knocking him down! *Rob Bryant* Nice move by Snake right there to take down Steven Jones like that! Simon Dean lifts up Chris Copeland, but Chris Copeland reverses whatever Simon had plans to do and hits a swinging neck breaker, bringing Simon Dean down hard. *Rob Bryant* There goes the Dean Machine down hard, getting hit with a swinging neck breaker by Copeland. Blair Warner goes after Dwight and hits him from behind, knocking him down. Blair Warner bounces off the ropes and raises his arms and splashes onto Dwight as the fans chant the next countdown. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- *Kyle Richards* Things are starting to spice up now... *Rob Bryant* They've been 'spiced up'! "Back in Black" by AC/DC hits and out comes Chris Roman. He runs down the ramp and gets into the ring. Nava Moore and The Untouchable are still going at it ever since The Untouchable entered the ring. The Untouchable kicks Nava in the gut and hits a snap suplex. Meanwhile, Chris Roman attacks Steven Jones from behind who is stomping on Snake in the corner. Steven turns around pissed off and chops him with authority. Steven kicks Roman in the gut and lifts him up for THE NEGLECTION DROP!! Roman is now lifted up by Steven Jones and easily tossed over the ropes, being eliminated. *Kyle Richards* Steven Jones eliminates his first person after hitting that huge Neglection Drop! Steven Jones goes back after Snake and tries to eliminate him. But from behind comes Simon Dean! He throws Jones right over the top rope and the fans go crazy as Simon smiles and shrugs his shoulders. Steven Jones can't believe it on the outside. *Rob Bryant* SIMON DEAN JUST ELIMINATED STEVEN JONES!! HOLY SHIT! *Kyle Richards* OKAY! I found my pick to win it! SIMON DEAN! *Rob Bryant* You sure? *Kyle Richards* YES! 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Gabriel Phoenix's theme hits over the PA and out he comes. He slides into the ring... *Rob Bryant* So Gabriel Phoenix is number 21! Nava Moore is on top of The Untouchable delivering rights and lefts. While Chris Kanyon has a boston crab locked on Dwight in the center of the ring. Dwight yells in pain. Snake and Simon Dean are going at it as Blair Warner and Chris Copeland are. Gabriel Phoenix has no one to go after when suddenly...he notices Magnum Ice on top of the rampway... *Rob Bryant* What the hell is Magnum Ice doing here?... *Kyle Richards* Who knows? Gabriel leans over the ropes pointing a finger at Magnum Ice when from behind comes Snake and dropkicks him right over the top ropes! *Rob Bryant* OH MY GOD! Magnum Ice has just cost Gabriel Phoenix his shot at winning this thing! *Kyle Richards* Wow...I'd be pissed. Magnum Ice smirks and then heads backstage as Gabriel gets up and charges backstage in pursuit of Magnum Ice. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "Push It" by Static X hits and the fans go nuts for Show Time! *Rob Bryant* Oh my! It's Show Time! He comes charging down the ramp and slides into the ring while this hilacious match is going on. *Kyle Richards* The Hardcore Champion Snake looks to be one of the wildcards to win here tonight. In the ring, Chris Copeland and Chris Kanyon are doing battle in the corner. Chris Kanyon begins unloading knife edge chops as the "WOO" chants fill the arena. Dwight and Snake are battling it out on the other side, Snake goes for a kick to the gut and Dwight catches his foot. Dwight sends Snake spinning and Snake quickly regains his momentum with a kick to the face of Dwight! Snake turns around and The Untouchable meets him with a kick to the gut. The Untouchable pulls him in and lifts him and throws him onto the canvas with the TOTAL DOMINATION! Out of nowhere, Blair Warner sneaks up behind The Untouchable and hits him with a huge modified neckbreaker! Blair spirs around right into a clothesline from Showtime! The Untouchable staggers to his feet and leans against the ropes. Showtime runs towards him and in desperation, The Untouchable drops down and pulls the top rope with him and Showtime flies over the top rope but Show Time manages to hang on to the ring apron and rolls back into the ring. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "Thoughtless" by Korn hits as Nightmare slowly walks towards the ring. *Rob Bryant* NIGHTMARE!! They just get bigger don’t they? *Kyle Richards* The monster is here and he looks like he's ready to win. Nightmare steps into the ring and he locks eyes with Nava Moore, Nava Moore runs towards him and quickly goes down from a solid big boot. The Untouchable runs towards him and he's met with the same fate. Dwight looks at Nightmare, as He charges him. Nightmare goes for another big Boot but Dwight slides between his legs and quickly gets to his knees and nails Nightmare from behind for a low blow. We see Blair and Snake going at it in the corner. Chris Kanyon and Simon Dean are trying to eliminate Chris Copeland but Chris is hanging on desperately for his life. Meanwhile Dwight is hammering away on Nightmare but he seems to be getting angrier by the second. Dwight goes for a hard right but Nightmare blocks it and grabs Dwight from around the neck and nails him with a thunderous Chokeslam! Nightmare yells something as Untouchable and Nava both get to one knee. Suddenly Show Time grabs Nightmare from behind the waist and nails him with a waist lock take down as the clock winds down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- The arena lights go out as Long Kiss Goodnight hits. The entranceway fills up with Smoke as Fatal Assassin comes running through the curtain. He hit’s the ring as Nava Moore attacks him. Moore and Fatal start throwing lefts and rights against each other but Fatal manages to get the upper hand easily. He kicks Nava in the midsection and locks him up for THE ASSASSINATOR! But Nava manages to wiggle free from it. He lands on his feet behind Fatal and picks him up over his shoulders. Fatal tries to get out of the hold but Nava goes over towards the ropes and throws him right out of the ring! *Scott Maverik* Fatal Assassin has been eliminated! Nava yells something to Fatal as he heads back up the ramp. Nava slowly turns around and is suddenly met with a flying close line by Blair Warner! Nava flies over the top rope but manages to hang on to the middle rope and lie on the Ring Apron. Blair looks around as Simon Dean has given up on Copeland and runs towards Blair but is met with a spinning power slam! Blair goes for the cover on Dean! *Bill* 1.……..2.…… NO! Kickout by Dean. Blair looks up as we see Show Time is near the ropes, has one of Nightmare’s legs off the ground and is trying to eliminate him. Kanyon approaches Snake who is putting the boots to Dwight and forearms him in the back of the head. Copeland is resting in the corner as the Untouchable is getting to his feet. The clock begins to wind down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- The buzzer sounds as a Gong sounds off. The lights in the arena go off again as Some funeral music hits. *Kyle Richards* Geeze.. What the hell is going on?.. It seems that every freaking guy in this federation has to have the lights go off when they’re coming out to the ring. The Undertaker slowly approaches the ring as the action continues. The lights come back on as Nightmare pokes Show Time in the eyes as he staggers back into the arms of Blair Warner who nails him with an overhead belly to belly suplex! Taker approaches the ring and climbs in. He looks around when suddenly he is attacked by Chris Kanyon and The Untouchable. Kanyon and Untouchable both begin to hammer away on the Taker as he blocks both of their hands. Kanyon and Untouchable look at each other and kick the Taker in the midsection. Taker doubles over as Kanyon and Untouchable run towards him and double close line Taker over the top rope and onto the floor!. *Scott Maverik* The Undertaker has been eliminated… *Kyle Richards* See.. All of that crap for nothing.. Good riddance.. Kanyon and Untouchable go to hi five each other when suddenly they are both close lined by Dwight! Untouchable falls to the floor as Kanyon staggers back into the ropes. Dwight takes a few steps back and then runs again at Kanyon. He goes for another close line but Kanyon doubles over and Dwight goes sailing over the top rope and onto the apron. Kanyon turns around and tries to throw a punch but Dwight blocks it and nails a fist of his own. Dwight reenters the ring and kicks Kanyon in the Midsection and nails him with THE BIG FAT KILL! Dwight immediately goes for the cover as Snake looks towards his way. *Bill* 1.……….2.……. *Rob Bryant* KANYON’S GONE! WHAT AN UPSET! *Bill* …. NO! Kanyon with the kickout! Dwight looks up and can’t believe it as the timer begins to clock down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "Lights and Sounds" by Yellow Card hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Andrew Hallock runs to the ring, Hallock slides in and The Untouchable takes him out from the blind side with a spear! *Kyle Richards* Who the hell is that? *Rob Bryant* That’s Andrew Hallock.. He’s a new signing to the XXWF and another surprise entrant. *Kyle Richards* Oh really.. Looks like a schmuck if ya ask me.. Hallock and Untouchable are going blow for blow in the center of the ring. Meanwhile Show Time has gotten to his feet and heads over to Copeland who grabs Show Time by the head and whips him towards a corner. Suddenly Blair grabs Chris Copeland from behind and grabs his arms. Show Time gets out of the corner and runs at Copeland and Blair. He goes for a big boot but Copeland dodges out of the way at the last second and Show Time nails Blair in the face with the boot! Blair falls flat on his back as Show Time shrugs his shoulders and walks away. Meanwhile Snake comes out of the corner and grabs Nava Moore by the head. Simon Dean comes into the picture and Grabs Snake and Nava by the Head and tries for a double noggin knocker. But Snake blocks it and head buts Simon in the head. Nava Moore staggers back into the ropes as Simon and Snake duke it out. Meanwhile Dwight has Kanyon trapped and choking him with his foot in the corner. Hallock has gotten the upper hand on Untouchable and is going for the HALLASLAM! But Untouchable manages to block it and push Hallock forward into a corner as the timer begins to go down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Suddenly the lights go out in the arena and the crowd explodes, the lightning fills the arena and the thunder echoes from the PA system, on the tron, the Scorpion Symbol appears followed by the name "Sting".. the Speakers are taken over by "I'm Wrong but you ain't right" by Kid Rock. *Kyle Richards* Damnet.. I swear to God.. If there’s one more ass hole that has the lights go out during their entrance.. I’m going to go into that ring and seriously kick some ass! *Rob Bryant* Ha.. I’d like to see that. Sting runs to the ring with the black baseball bat in hand as he slides in. He runs towards Show Time as Sting goes for a swipe with the bat. But Show Time ducks him and grabs Sting in a big bear hug. Show Time picks him up and staggers forward and tosses Sting right out of the ring! *Scott Maverik* Sting.. Has been eliminated!. Show Time turns his back when Suddenly Nightmare grabs him by the throat and tries to Chokeslam him.. But Show Time blocks it and lowers down his arm and nails him with an armbar. Nightmare falls to one knee as Show Time has the hold locked in. Meanwhile Snake and Simon Dean are locked up in the corner, both with an arm underneath each other trying to out do the other. Kanyon is getting to his feet with a bloody lip as Dwight picks up his legs and tries to eliminate him. *Rob Bryant* So much action going on in this match.. It’s hard to keep up! Nava comes up from behind Dwight and rakes him in the eyes. Meanwhile Copeland has Blair locked up in a Boston Crab.. Blair is struggling to push himself up and get out of the move as the timer begins to count down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Eye of the Tiger hits as the crowd erupts with cheers. The OA comes out and unveils his cape. The ladies in the crowd groan as the men cheer even louder. The OA slowly begins to power walk to the ring at a pretty decent pace.. *Rob Bryant* Isn’t this your pick to win it this year Kyle? *Kyle Richards* Huh? No way.. I’m not falling for that waste of a pick again.. I only have ten bucks on him this year. The OA climbs the steps and hit’s the ring and is immediately met by a barrage of fists by Simon Dean. The OA falls through the middle ropes as Simon quickly follows him. Simon continues his attack as he close lines the OA to the floor. He spits on the Avenger as Simon walks around him and looks to the crowd. We see a small fat child eating nachos when suddenly Simon grabs them. The kid begins to cry as Simon quickly turns around and gives the kid a raspberry.. Simon walks in front of the OA as he sits up and Simon begins to chomp down on the nachos. He gets a mouthfull of them before he acts like their nasty and spits them right at the OA and tosses the rest of the Nachos to the floor. Dean turns his back on the OA and laughs as the OA’s face turns completely to rage. *Kyle Richards* Oh boy.. Big Mistake there Simon.. Simon laughs to the crowd and says something as the OA gets to his feet. Simon turns around and the OA grabs him from around the waist and nails Dean with a monstrous Belly to Belly suplex! *Rob Bryant* HOLY CRAP! *Kyle Richards* OA’s got some power.. I guess aroma therapy will do that to ya.. Meanwhile in the ring Andrew Hallock has the untouchable on the top rope and is teetering him on the brink of elimination.. But the untouchable has the bottom rope locked up with his arms. Hallock gets on the bottom rope to give himself more leverage when suddenly out of no where. Nava Moore grabs Hallock and throws him out of the ring! Hallock hit’s the floor as the timer begins to go down *Scott Maverik* Andrew Hallock has been eliminated!!.. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- WELLLLLLLL…. WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOW!!!! Pyros go off as the crowd erupts with cheers as the Big Show walks through the entrance way and makes his way towards the ring *Rob Bryant* Oh.. My God… You are right.. They don’t get any smaller.. Just bigger and bigger.. All the action in the ring comes to a stop as The Big Show climbs over the top rope and enters the ring. Everyone stares at him for a few moments when suddenly Chris Copeland runs at him but Show Nails him with a thunderous Boot to the face knocking him down. Dwight charges Show as he is quickly laid out with a fist to the face. Nava Moore and Snake both charge Show next. But Nava is Grabbed by Show’s head and is nailed with a headbutt. Snake bounces off the ropes and goes for a high cross body but is caught in mid air with ease by Show. He lifts up Snake and slams him hard to the mat. The OA chooses to stay out of the ring as he puts the boots to Simon Dean. Meanwhile in the ring Big Show grabs Show Time and nails him with a chokeslam to the mat. He goes for the cover but is met with a double legged dropkick by the Untouchable right to the face. Big Show leans up holding his head in pain as he looks angrily to the rookie.. *Kyle Richards* Big Mistake there noob… The Big Show gets up as the Untouchable runs at him again but Show grabs him with his arm right around the Untouchable’s neck. Big Show gets to his feet when suddenly Blair and Kanyon both clip his legs from behind him. Big Show crashes down to his knees as he drops the Untouchable. Blair and Kanyon both grab Show’s arms as Untouchable rushes towards the ring corner. He climbs the top rope as the Big Show gets his arms free by slamming Kanyon and Blair together. Untouchable Jumps and goes for the TOTAL DOMINATION! But as he’s trying to bring the Big Show down for the DDT, Show Blocks it and slams the Untouchable down with a monstrous Spine buster! *Rob Bryant* Holy crap!. Big Show seems to be like a man playing with children in there! Big Show looks around the ring as he is the only one left standing. The timer begins to go down.. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- The buzzer goes off as the Big Show looks towards the entrance way. No music plays as nothing happens. *Rob Bryant* What the hell is this? *Kyle Richards* I guess he smartened up and decided not to come out… A few moments pass as the Big Show just shrugs his shoulders and turns around. He heads over to Snake and picks him up. He takes him towards the ropes and begins to lift him over the top. Suddenly the crowd begins to cheer a bit as we catch a glimpse of someone jumping the ring barricade and climbing the top rope. Big Show turns around as he sees that the person on the top turnbuckle is none other than JEREMY ADAMS! *Rob Bryant* That’s… That’s Jeremy Adams! He’s back! *Kyle Richards* Whoop de friggin doo.. I’ll alert CNN ya tool… Big Show Rushes Adams as he jumps over him. Snake gets off the top rope and back into the ring. Big Show turns around as Adams dropkicks him right on the chest. Big Show begins to stagger back. Meanwhile Nightmare begins to get to his feet. Jeremy gets up and Charges Show again, this time nailing him with a flying forearm!. Show staggers back into the ropes as Adams backs up once more. Behind Show. The OA is lowering the top rope and trying to give Show more leverage. Adams charges the Big Show and goes for a high cross Body. But BIG SHOW DUCKS AND ADAMS GOES SAILING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND NAILING THE OA! *Scott Maverik* Jeremy Adams.. Has been eliminated!! The crowd gives a mixed reaction for Adams as he looks back to the ring and heads up the ramp. Show tries to catch his breath on the ropes as we see Simon Dean attacking The OA outside the ring. Big Show reaches over the top rope and grabs Dean by the head spinning him around towards him. Suddenly out of no where the Big Show is nailed with a low blow via Nightmare! Show turns around and gets a pissed off look on his face as he lets go of Dean. Simon gets The OA to his feet and nails him with a hard right. Nightmare grabs Show and tries to pick him up.. *Rob Bryant* Oh no.. That’s not happenin Nightmare.. After a few failed attempts Big Show Clubs Nightmare in the back. He grabs Nightmare around the neck and lifts him up. Big Show turns his body and Chokeslams Nightmare right out of the ring on top of Simon Dean and the OA! *Scott Maverik* Nightmare has been eliminated!! *Rob Bryant* Big Show eliminates another one! *Kyle Richards* Man does it suck to be the OA and Simon Dean! Big Show looks at the carnage as Show Time, Blair, Snake, Kanyon, and Copeland begin to get to their feet as the timer begins to go down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "Anatomy of a Tidal Wave" hits and the crowd explodes into cheers as Scott Johnson charges towards the ring. Big Show goes after Show Time by trapping him in the corner and nailing him with some chops to the chest. Johnson enters the ring and unleashes some right hands to the face of Dwight. Dwight is staggering and Johnson bounces off the ropes, Johnson comes back and hits a jumping clothesline sending Dwight to the mat. Johnson is up again and quickly slaps the taste out of the mouth of The Untouchable. Johnson goes after the Big Show and The Big Show knocks him down with an elbow to the jaw. Dwight gets up to his feet and begins stomping away on Johnson. Dwight bounces off the ropes and comes back looking for an elbow drop and misses! Johnson gets to his feet as Dwight pulls himself back up, Johnson hits the EXCLAMATION POINT! *Kyle Richards* Damn! What a kick. Dwight must of lost some teeth on that shot! Johnson turns around and heads for the next person he sees which is none other than The Untouchable. Johnson and Untouchable go at it for a few moments as Chris Kanyon gets between the two and begins to slug it out with them. Johnson steps back and goes for another Exclamation Point at Untouchable but he dodges out of the way at the last second. But out of no where Kanyon kicks Untouchable in the midsection and nails him with THE KANYON CUTTER! Johnson turns around and nails Kanyon with a fist to the face. Meanwhile Simon Dean and the OA both crawl into the ring. Blair approaches Simon but Simon takes Blair down with a double legged takedown and begins to hammer away on him. The OA gets to his feet and is immediately attacked by Snake. Copeland tries to interfere but Snake catches him at the last second and nails him with a boot to the midsection as the timer begins to go down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Hybrid Moments by the Misfits hits as Evan Bodom hits the ring. He slides in and immediately goes after Snake who has his back turned to him. Bodom runs up to Snake and nails him with a jumping knee to the back. Snake launches himself forward and hits the ropes bouncing over the top. But he hangs on to the top rope with his arms and barely skins the cat. Snake gets to the ring apron as Bodom runs towards him and tries to push him out with his boots. *Rob Bryant* Damn Bodom must really have it in for Snake.. *Kyle Richards* After what happened earlier tonight in his match against Nash.. I mean wouldn’t you? Bodom tries to push out Snake with his boots as Snake clings for life on the bottom rope. Meanwhile Big Show has walked away from Show Time and makes his way to the middle of the ring. He looks around until he sees Chris Copeland resting in the corner. Big Show runs at Copeland and tries a corner splash but Copeland moves out of the way at the last second! Big Show stays in the corner with his back turned to Copeland as Chris falls to his knees and nails Show with a low Blow between the legs! Copeland hits him again with another one! And Another! And Another! Until the Big Show falls to his knees and falls out between the ropes. Copeland looks over to Show as he gets to his feet and begins to laugh until suddenly he is grabbed from behind by The OA and tossed over the top rope! *Kyle Richards* NO WAY! Copeland holds on for dear life on the ring apron as The OA thinks he has eliminated him. He walks away and goes to duke it out with Kanyon and Nava Moore. Copeland rolls back into the ring and gets to his feet when suddenly the Big Show grabs him by the legs and pulls him underneath the bottom rope and out of the ring. Big Show grabs Copeland around the neck and slams him up against the ring post!. The two continue to go at it meanwhile in the ring Show Time walks out of the corner and is met by the Untouchable. Untouchable goes to pick up Show when out of no where he hits a small package! *Bill* 1…………2…….. NO! Kickout by Untouchable! Showtime rolls away and gets to his feet as the Untouchable gets to a base. Show Time picks him up to his feet and lifts Untouchable up over his shoulder. He lifts up Untouchable higher and nails him with the TIME STOPPER! Show Time taunts the crowd a bit as the timer begins to count down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Ain’t No Stoppin Me hits. The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Shelton Benjamin as he hits the ring. He slides in and runs right at Show Time who side steps Benjamin and grabs him by the back of the head and throws him out of the ring! *Rob Bryant* WHOA!? That might be a new Chaos Record! *Kyle Richards* I’m sorry.. I blinked.. What just happened? *Scott Maverik* Shelton Benjamin has been eliminated! Shelton looks extremely pissed off as he walks back up the stage. Show Time laughs as he turns around and is met with a flying shoulder block by Nava Moore. Show Time falls through the middle ropes and lands on the apron. Nava looks around and sees Dwight rolling back into the ring. He grabs Dwight by the head and stands him up. Dwight is nearly dead weight at this time until he breaks Nava’s hold and begins to hammer away on him. He kicks Nava in the midsection as he doubles over. Dwight tries to lock in The Big Fat Kill but Nava pushes him back into the ropes and lifts him up. Nava tries to get Dwight over the top but Dwight modifies his headlock into a rear naked choke. Nava staggers back as Dwight lets go of the hold. Dwight rushes Nava and tries for a closeline but Nava ducks it and grabs Dwight by the back of the head and drops him down with THE LIGHTS OUT! Nava crawls over to Cover Dwight but is quickly grabbed from behind by Blair Warner. Blair hammers Nava with a hard right. Blair picks up Nava and takes him to the ropes. He tries to eliminate him as the timer begins to count down again 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Medal hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction for Charlie Haas. He jogs down to the ring. *Rob Bryant* Charlie Haas is next.. Lets see if he does better than his partner did earlier.. Haas slides into the ring and immediately mixes it up with Chris Kanyon.. *Kyle Richards* One Mississippi… Two Mississippi… Kanyon turns around and blocks one of Haas’ fists. Haas staggers back and tries for a closeline. But Kanyon ducks it. Haas hits the ropes as Kanyon rushes him and Closelines him right out of the ring! *Scott Maverik* Charlie Haas has been eliminated! *Kyle Richards* Four Mississippi! Not quite good enough to beat Benjamin’s record but we’ll still give him points for trying.. Kanyon walks over to Simon Dean and tries to throw him out. Meanwhile outside the ring Big Show picks up Copeland over his head and tosses him back into the ring. Show comes back as Copeland rolls out the other side of the ring. Show looks around and sees Blair still trying to eliminate Nava. Show Time comes up from behind the two and grabs Blair by the trunks and throws them both out of the ring. But Blair and Nava both manage to hang onto each other and avoid elimination. Show turns around and standing across from him is none other than the OA!. Show and OA lock eyes as OA does some sumo stretching. Big Show does the same as the two charge and try to push each other around. After a few moments of this Big Show manages to get the advantage of the OA. He grabs him from the backside and whips The OA over towards the corner. Show follows up with a big Splash. Suddenly from behind the two Bodom charges the Big Show and grabs him in a reverse waist lock. Big Show gives the “What the hell?” Look on his face as he pushes back and Bodom goes flying across the ring. Snake then charges the Big Show and tries for a dropkick. But Show just shrugs him off. Big Show then charges across the ring and closelines Kanyon. Chris drops Simon Dean to the mat as the timer begins to count down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Perry Mason hits as some people in the crowd go wild as Sycho Path comes through the curtain and walks to the ring. *Rob Bryant* PATH IS HERE! OH MY GOD THIS MATCH HAS JUST BEEN KICKED UP A FEW NOTCHES! Path slides into the ring and immediately gets in Big Show’s face. The two exchange words as Path comes out with a thunderous hard right. Big Show answers back with one of his own. Path then goes for a headbutt. Show tries to answer back with one of his own but it seems to be hurting him more than it hurts Path. Show staggers back as Sycho charges him and takes him down with a flying closeline! Big Show Hits the ground so hard the ring begins to shake. Bodom then charges at Path and nails him to the ground with a superkick to the jaw! Bodom then goes after Dwight with a few punches to the face. Big Show goes over towards the ropes when suddenly Snake rushes towards him and grabs one of his legs. He is quickly joined up with Show Time as they both try to pick up Big Show. Nava Moore and The Untouchable join the fray and try as well but they only have gotten one of Show’s legs up. Blair Warner and Simon Dean walk over and still there’s nothing going for the group. *Rob Bryant* SIX MEN ARE ON BIG SHOW! And they haven’t even gotten him off the ground.. How in the hell is anyone going to eliminate this monster? Big Show begins to fight them off as he smacks Snake on the back and hits Simon Dean in the head. But all six guys are still working on trying to eliminate him. Suddenly We see Chris Copeland and Bodom approach the group to eliminate Big Show. They manage to get the second leg off the ground as Big Show is now lifted up sort of. Meanwhile The OA and Dwight are resting in their corners. Suddenly the OA is attacked by Scott Johnson as he tries to lift the OA out of the ring but to no avail. Kanyon lifts up Path to his feet and begins to punch him in the head but Path seems to like it as he hammers back on Kanyon and quickly gains the advantage. *Kyle Richards* If I said it once.. I’ve said it a thousand times.. Don’t ever.. Get into a fist fight with Sycho Path.. It’s like punching a brick wall.. You’ll never win! Path gains the upper hand on Kanyon as he whips him into the corner. Path grabs Kanyon’s arm and tries to irish whip him across the ring but Kanyon at the last second reverses it and sends Path flying right at Dwight! At the last second Dwight moves out of the way as Path goes crashing body first into the turnbuckle. Path staggers back as Dwight Rolls him up! *Bill* 1………….2……… NO! Path gets his shoulder up as the timer begins to count down. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Go Crazy hits as Tony Stavoli runs to the ring. He slides in like everyone else does and goes at it with Blair Warner who to the look of things, is almost dead. *Rob Bryant* This is insane! Blair Warner has been in this ring since it started! And he's still here! *Kyle Richards* It's crazy... Blair Warner gets knocked down with a right hand by Stavoli. Meanwhile Scott Johnson and Evan Bodom are going at it. *Kyle Richards* We all remember earlier tonight right? On Johnson Jeopordy, Evan Bodom was the guest and there was heat building between them! *Rob Bryant* Yes there was. Evan Bodom goes for a quick clothesline to knock down Scott Johnson, but he ducks. Evan Bodom turns his head around and gets planted to the mat with a snap suplex from Scott Johnson. While this is going on, Sycho Path and Chris Copeland are batteling it away. Going rights for rights as both stagger backwards. Then Copeland goes for a spear and connects out of no where, with huge velocity. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "So Far Away" By Staind hits and down the ramp comes Dave Michaelson from the back! He rolls into the ring and begins his time in the rumble. *Rob Bryant* So that was number 37! And we are only 6 away until number 43 comes out, and we all know who that is! *Kyle Richards* Craig Nash! The man who won it last year. *Rob Bryant* Wonder if he'll do it two years in a row. Snake hits a back drop suplex on Nava Moore. Meanwhile, The Untouchable is on the top ropes and is looking to take out Nava Moore with a diving clothesline, he awaits for Nava Moore to get up and when he does he dives off. But out of no where comes Scott Johnson and he superkicks The Untouchable right in the jaw as the fans erupt going nuts! *Kyle Richards* THE EXCLAMATION POINT BY SCOTT JOHNSON!!! *Rob Bryant* What impact! Simon Dean trots around the ring looking for someone to fight. He grabs Sycho Path from behind and hits a bull dog on Path! 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "Pain" by Jimmy Eat World hits and out comes Jack Kaine running down the ramp. *Rob Bryant* Oh my! Both members of Better Then You are out here now! Jack Kaine slides into the ring and clotheslines superstar after superstar, first Scott Johnson, then Snake, then Blair Warner, and then finally The Untouchable ducks a clothesline but Nava Moore is there to clothesline The Untouchable for Jack Kaine. But Jack Kaine dont care because he tackles Nava Moore right to the mat. *Rob Bryant* So far so good for Kaine. The Overweight Avenger and Big Show are both running against the ropes going for shoulder charges to each other, but they don't work. Both men do not stagger. Chris Copeland and Dwight battle it out and Dwight has just hit a belly to belly suplex on Copeland. Evan Bodom kicks Show Time in the gut and plants him with a spinning DDT head first! Simon Dean gets up from the mat and meets Scott Johnson in the ring. They chop each other back and fourth. Scott Johnson staggers back. Simon irish whips Johnson against the ropes and goes to clothesline him out of the ring! But Johnson ducks and goes to the other side and bounces off the ropes, they meet each other in the center of the ring with a double clothesline to each other, both getting knocked down. *Kyle Richards* Both Johnson and Simon Dean knock each other down on that one. *Rob Bryant* Yes they did.... Blair Warner is up, but not for long. Nava Moore knocks him down with a shouler charge as the next countdown begins. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- It's My Life" by Bon Jovi hits and Magnum Ice runs down the ramp. He slides into the ring and kicks Dwight in the gut quickly. He lifts him up and plants him connecting with the Ice Breaker! *Rob Bryant* The Ice Breaker to Chris Copeland by Magnum Ice! *Kyle Richards* I'm sick of these fresh guys... *Rob Bryant* Just imagine the advantage Craig Nash has in this thing. The Untouchable goes for a clothesline on the Big Show, but Big Show doesn't fall. He grabs Untouchable and lifts him over his head, he goes to throw him out of the ring until Scott Johnson dropkicks the back of Big Shows calf, knocking him down and The Untouchable slams face first into the mat! *Rob Bryant* Scott Johnson may have just saved The Untouchable in this one! Suddenly, Gabriel Phoenix appears running down the ramp... *Kyle Richards* Haha, he wants revenge on Magnum Ice! Magnum Ice notices Gabriel Phoenix who climbs onto the ring apron, but before Gabriel can enter the ring, Magnum Ice superkicks him off of the apron. Magnum Ice points over the ropes talking shit to Gabriel, when suddenly from behind comes Jack Kaine and Chris Copeland to eliminate Magnum Ice! *Rob Bryant* And look at that! Paybacks a bitch tonight! Nava Moore and Tony Stavoli battle each other with punches. Tony grabs Nava Moore and goes for a suplex out of the ring! But Nava Moore blocks it with his foot and then lifts up Stavoli!!! Instead of slamming him backwards, he throws him frontwards and over the top rope out of the ring! The fans go nuts as Stavoli has been eliminated, but as Nava Moore taunts, from behind The Untouchable throws him over!! *Kyle Richards* Two eliminated! First Stavoli, but then as Nava Moore taunts, The Untouchable throws his ass over! Haha! 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Marv's theme hits and he comes running down the ramp. *Rob Bryant* Marv is entrant number 40! We're only three away until the last one! *Kyle Richards* That's why we need to pass math folks... In the ring, Jack Kaine hits the Jack Out on Dwight! The fans cheer. Jack Kaine lifts him up and goes to eliminate him, and out of no where comes Chris Copeland. He grabs Dwight and throws him over the top and taunts. Jack Kaine looks confused and they begin to argue... *Rob Bryant* Uh oh...tension between Better Then You! *Kyle Richards* Well Copeland did take Jack Kaine's guy to eliminate! Meanwhile, The Overweight Aveneger, Marv, Big Show, and Sycho Path are all staring each other down. *Rob Bryant* Oh my...look at those 4! They all are about to brawl until Simon Dean comes behind Overweight Avenger and dropkicks him, causing him to lean over the top rope. Simon Dean, Marv, Big Show and Sycho Path all lift up Overweight Avenger to throw him over the top and to be eliminated, but Simon Dean put the final touch with a dropkick, letting him get the elimination! *Kyle Richards* Simon Dean just eliminated The Overweight Avenger! Just then, the next countdown begins.... 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "Fuer Frei" by Rammstein hits and here comes number 41, Blade Taylor! *Kyle Richards* It's getting so close Rob... *Rob Bryant* I know that Kyle. Marv turns around after just batteling with Snake. Scott Johnson hits the Exclamation Point on him and Showtime goes flying over the top rope and eliminated as the fans pop! *Kyle Richards* Haha! Scott Johnson eliminates Marv! But there's more...Big Show is being double teamed by Blair Warner and Evan Bodom. They use all there strength and toss him over finally after a long effort! *Rob Bryant* And there goes Big Show! They're dropping like flies now! *Kyle Richards* Very corny Rob... Dave Michaelson, Blade Taylor and Jack Kaine are all going at it when Copeland tries to help Kaine by dropkicking Michaelson. But Michaelson ducks and Copeland connects with a dropkick right into the face of Jack Kaine. The fans cheer from that! *Rob Bryant* Oh no! Copeland just hit Kaine! Not good. *Kyle Richards* Don't worry about it, he'll understand.. Simon Dean and The Untouchable battle it out. Scott Johnson comes over and helps out Simon Dean. They get Untouchable to one knee and smirk at each other. They both bounce off the ropes and when Untouchable gets up, Simon Dean and Scott Johnson double clothesline Untouchable right over the top rope! They both taunt as Simon goes to high five Johnson. Johnson's smirk stops and he laughs at Simon for looking like a fool. But suddenly, from behind comes Chris Copeland who clotheslines both, Simon Dean and Scott Johnson right over the top ropes! Chris Copeland smirks. *Rob Bryant* So there goes Simon Dean and Scott Johnson after impressive performances. Scott is heard kicking the steel steps as he leaves....Copeland turns around and is hit the the Kanyon Cutter by Chris Kanyon!!! The fans go nuts. The next countdown then begins. *Kyle Richards* So here is 42! 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- Steve Smith's song hits over the PA and out he comes running. He slides into the ring and Blair Warner is waiting for him. Blair goes for a punch but it is blocked by Steve Smith! Steve grabs Blair's head and throws him right over the top ropes on the opposite side! *Kyle Richards* OH MAN! After all that, Blair Warner is eliminated by Steve Smith! Dave Michaelson goes for a clothesline on Steve Smith when he turns around, but Smith throws him over his shoulders and out of the ring! Michaelson goes back first onto the mat outside as the fans cheer! *Rob Bryant* So now all that's left is Steve Smith, Chris Kanyon, Jack Kaine, Chris Copeland, Evan Bodom, Sycho Path, Blade Taylor, Showtime, Snake and still to come...Craig Nash! Just as he says this, Blade Taylor runs at Snake trying to eliminate him, but gets thrown right over the top ropes! *Kyle Richards* And there goes Blade Taylor! Evan Bodom and Chris Copeland go at it. They battle back and fourth until Jack Kaine comes over and lifts up Bodom's legs while Copeland grabs his arms. They throw him up and over the top ropes! *Rob Bryant* And this is it, where people start getting out quickly, everyone is just so exhausted and tired. The fans begin the last and final countdown of the night. 10 -- 9 -- 8 -- 7 -- 6 -- 5 -- 4 -- 3 -- 2 -- 1 -- -- "My Own Summer" by The Deftones and the fans boo as last year's winner and this years last entrant comes running down the ramp. He slides in and cleans house! *Kyle Richards* THERE HE IS! He runs at Snake from behind and hits Technical Knock Out!! The fans pop as he pins Snake... 1.....2.......3!!! *Rob Bryant* OH MY GOD!! HE JUST PINNED SNAKE....and check this out.....he wins the Hardcore Title for doing so!! *Kyle Richards* WOW!! And Snake is eliminated, two in one stone! *Rob Bryant* So here we are, with Steve Smith, Chris Kanyon, Jack Kaine, Chris Copeland, Sycho Path, Showtime and Craig Nash left! All hell breaks loose with only seven men left! Better Then You gangs up on Showtime and end up throwin him right over the top ropes! *Kyle Richards* We're down to six now! Snake is pissed off from getting eliminated and finally makes his way to his feet. He slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He slides back into the ring and smacks Craig Nash right in the head with a steel chair! And out of no where comes Steve Smith and nails a diving clothesline to Craig Nash that brings him up and over the top ropes, but Craig holds on to Steve Smith and brings him with him!! *Kyle Richards* Haha!! The old fashioned "If Im fallin so are you" moment... *Rob Bryant* But Kyle...guess what? We're down to the final four!!! The fans erupt as the four men look to each other. *Rob Bryant* This is it Kyle! We're down to the final four!! *Kyle Richards* And my pick is still in! *Rob Bryant* You mean your tweltfh pick of the match. *Kyle Richards* Hell no Rob, Chris Copeland is going to take it all, no doubt about it! Kanyon and Path exchange glances. Kanyon makes a gesture between the two then points at BTY. Path nods. *Rob Bryant* Could Kanyon and Path be making an alliance?! Kanyon and Path both come out of the corners. They head towards Better Then You, who are ready for the fight. But Sycho belines and quickly hits Kanyon in the side of the head with a forarm! *Rob Bryant* That bastard! *Kyle Richards* You really thought Path was gonna allign himself with Kanyon? Even for a second?? Path clubs Kanyon in the chest a few times, causing him to back into the ropes. Path then hits Kanyon with a vicious european uppercut! *Rob Bryant* He nearly took his head off!! Path runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes, and charges at Kanyon! He goes for a hard clothsline.... but Kanyon ducks!! He lifts Path... and back body drops him to the outside!!!! *Scott Maverik* Sycho Path has been eliminated! *Rob Bryant! I can't beleive it! Path is irrate outside the ring! he slams his palms against the apron as Kanyon looks down at him. Kanyon turns around... right into The Hangover!!! Kanyon slumps to the mat as BTY high five each other. *Kyle Richards* This is easy pickings for BTY! They smirk and grab Kanyon, almost effortless they lift Kanyon up to throw him over the top, but Kanyon fights back!!! He drops behind the two!! He shoves Jack, causing him to fall to the outside, through the ropes! He then hits Copeland in the kidney with a forarm! *Rob Bryant* Now Jack Kaine is NOT eliminated folks, you have to be thrown OVER the ropes. Kanyon turns Copeland around and hits him with a few vicious chops. He whips Copeland across the ring and goes for a clothsline on the returning Copeland, but Chris ducks, he stops short and grabs Kanyon!! *Kyle Richards* Here it comes! Shock Therapy!! Kanyon elbows Copeland in the head though!! Kanyon quickly gets out of Copeland's grasp and grabs his head!! *Rob Bryant* Kanyon Cutter!!! BOOOOOM!!!! The chair comes crashes across the head of Chris Kanyon! Jack Kaine drops the chair and smirks as Kanyon crumbles to the mat as Copeland recovers. *Rob Bryant* No!!! *Kyle Richards* Yes!!! Jack looks around at the fans then at the fallen Kanyon. He picks Kanyon up, needing Copeland's help to keep him standing, and slaps him across the face! Jack then kicks him and hits the Jack Off onto the chair!!!! Chris drags Kanoyn to his feet and easily hits Shock Therapy!! *Rob Bryant* This isn't right! *Kyle Richards* Every man for himself Rob! The two men high five once again and pick up the nearly lifeless Kanyon. The each grab his head and run to the ropes, but they stop short?! Copeland and Jack look at each other and smirk. They balance Kanyon and let him recover slightly, able to stand up on his own before they each take two steps back and leap forward, hitting Kanyon with another vicious Hangover! Jack pins Kanyon. *Fill In Ref* 1................2................ Copeland grabs Jack and pulls him off, looking confused, before pinning Kanyon himself. *Fill In Ref* 1.............................2........................ Jack now pulls Copeland off, the two get face to face. They begin exchanging what looks like some harsh words. Copeland shoves Jack hard in the chest! Jack shoves him back!!! *Kyle Richards* Whoa! Folks! Better Then You are fighting! *Rob Bryant* I never thought I'd see the day! Cope and Jack get face to face again, this time their noses squishing up against each other. They're forcefully pushing into each other... all the while allowing Kanyon to recover!! Kanyon gets up and runs at BTY! BTY quickly sidestep and grab Kanyon's head... tossing him over the top and to the floor below!!!!!! *Scott Maverik* Chris Kanyon has been eliminated!! The fans erupt!! The noise is deafening, boos... cheers... everything is filling the arena as Cope and Jack look around at the deafening fans. They slowly turn their heads from  side to side, first Jack looking to the left and Copeland looking to the right, then switching before turning to look at each other. The two circle the ring, smirking and keeping their eyes on each other. *Rob Bryant* This is it folks! The moment everyone has been waiting for! Better Then You are the final two men! Jack and Chris get face to face in the middle of the ring. The knod.. and...... put out their fists??? They bring their fists up and down once.... twice.... ROCK AND ROCK! *Rob Bryant* Are you kidding me?! *Kyle Richards* They're playing rock paper scissors! Thats genious! *Rob Bryant* It's a mokery of everyone else that worked their asses off in that match! They shrug and do it again, this time both coming up with paper. They do it once more... now both coming up with scissors!! They start to get frustrated, doing it again and both ending up with paper once again! Once more... and once more they tie with rock. *Kyle Richards* You know what they say... great minds think alike! Jack has had enough and just comes out and shoves Copeland hard! Copeland comes back and shoves Jack!! They get face to face again and push against each other like before... Chris comes out of nowhere and hits Jack with a right hand!! *Rob Bryant* THIS IS IT! Jack comes back and nails Chris with a right of his own!! The two keep exchanging right hands!! To no avail though, neither man is giving way. They stop after a while and look around once again. Jack looks as if a light bulb just went on atop his head and he pulls Chris over, whispering something into his ear. *Rob Bryant* What the hell is going on?! Chris nods and smirks, both men turn to the ropes and walk over.... but Jack quickly grabs Copeland and throws him over!! But Cope holds onto the top rope and lands on the apron, he points at Jack and yells, who back up with his hands up. Jack mouthes the word sorry and shrugs before stepping out onto the apron with Copeland. The two look at each other and hang onto the top rope with one hand, with the other they count with their fingers.... 1....... 2....... They both jump!! But Copeland holds on!! Jack is quick to save himself and regains his composure before shoving Chris on the apron. Copeland puts his hand up and mouths the word sorry, much like Jack just had. They calm down and count again.... 1...... 2..... 3! Both men jump down off the apron and hit the floor at the same time!! *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen... the winners of Caos 2006..... Better Then You! Jack Kaine and Chris Copeland!!!!!! People Hate Me begin to play as BTY slides back in the rign and celebrate as if they've just won the Blood Bath Championship at Xtreme Xtraveganza. Tears in their eyes they each climb a turnbuckle and pose for the crowd, who responds with thunderous boos, some hardcore fans cheer Better Then You. The two then hug and high five before making their way to the back. *Rob Bryant* I cannot beleive that folks.... Better Then You have won Caos!! *Kyle Richards* I love it! They fooled EVERYONE!! That's awesome!! *Rob Bryant* But now their both number one contenders! *Kyle Richards* Wow... just... wow.!!!! *Rob Bryant* Well folks, what a Caos it has been so far!! But it's far from over! We still have the main event! The Blood Bath Championship match!! ZEr0 versus Cyrus Lyger! The cameras cut to Scott Maverik whose standing in the center of the ring. *Scott Maverik* Ladies and Gentlemen.. The following contest is for the XXWF BLOOD BATH CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The crowd roars with cheers.. *Rob Bryant* HERE WE GO!!! *Kyle Richards* Oh hell yeah! This one’s gonna be a war.. And just to show the world we’re serious.. As you can see on my left.. Some EMT’s and a stretcher have been brought to ringside.. Just to save us some time.. *Scott Maverik* And it is scheduled for one fall.. Suddenly BYOB by System of a Down blasts through the arena. Most of the crowd responds with boos as some begin to cheer as Michael Quigley (covered in sweat) comes out pointing to the entrance way.. Some pyros go off as Cyrus Lyger makes his way out. He has on some black wrestling tights with the word “Legend” written on both sides with red lettering and black boots with red protectors. Cy makes his way down the aisle with the Blood Bath Championship in hand as he stops and raises it above his head. *Scott Maverik* Being accompanied to the ring by Michael Quigley... From Cleveland Ohio.. Weighing 211 pounds.. He is the Self Proclaimed Legend of this federation and is the current XXWF Blood Bath Champion… CYRUSSSS!!… LYGERRRRRR!!! Cy makes his way to the ring as he slides in and Quigs hops the steps and enters the ring. Cy taunts the crowd a bit with the Blood Bath title as he seems to have a very determined look on his face. His music slowly comes to a stop as Cy and Quigs await in the ring. Suddenly Hello Zepp by Charlie Clouser hits. The lights go out for a few moments.. . *Kyle Richards* Are you kidding me..? Not this crap again.. A few moments pass as some smoke comes from the entrance way.. The arena is pitch black though other than some flash photography from the crowd. Suddenly the lights go back on and the music stops as the crowd gasps in fright as we see Michael Quigley knocked out, lying flat on his back with his face covered in blood. Cy looks down at him astonished as he waves the EMT’s over to Quigs. *Rob Bryant* HOLY S#IT! *Kyle Richards* What the hell happened to him?.. Oh well so much for the EMT’s and stretcher.. Match hasn’t even started and already there’s blood.. What is this?.. A WWE Ric Flair bout? Cyrus rolls Quigs over to the EMT’s as they strap him onto the stretcher and begin to wheel him away when suddenly Hello Zepp starts up again. The crowd roars with cheers as Smoke comes from the entrance way and ZEr0 rises above it with a bloody scalpel in hand. He waves it towards Cyrus as we see him give an evil grin as he makes his way to the ring. *Scott Maverik* And introducing the Challenger.. He hails from Parma Ohio.. Weighing 210 pounds.. He is the One… ZEROOOOO!!! ZEr0 heads to the ring wearing black baggy pants with black work boots and a white button down sleeveless shirt with his patented black and white mask on exposing nothing on his head. He looks on as Quigley and the EMT’s pass him on the stretcher as they rush back. He then looks over to Cyrus who is walking towards him and yelling something. ZEr0 raises the scalpel in his hand and waves it again as he suddenly drops it. Scott Maverik exit’s the ring as ZEr0 makes a B-Line towards the ring. He slides in as the bell sounds and Cyrus immediately begins to put the boots to his back. *Rob Bryant* And we’re underway.. Lyger hammers away on ZEr0 as he gets to his feet. The two begin trading blows left and right with neither one gaining the advantage. Suddenly ZEr0 nails a knee to Lyger midsection doubling him over. ZEr0 puts Lyger’s head between his legs and grabs him by the waist. He tries to lift him up for a piledriver but Lyger blocks it and lifts up and locks ZEr0’s head in Cyrus looks around with a look of hell on his face as he spins around and nails ZEr0 with the CYANARA! *Kyle Richards* CYANARA ON ZERO! This one’s over… *Rob Bryant* What are you kidding me? This thing just got started… Lyger gets to his feet as ZEr0 lies motionless on the mat. Lyger begins to circle him as he begins to yell swear words and other things at ZEr0. Lyger then stands above ZEr0 and spits right on him. The crowd lets out a loud boo as Lyger gets off of ZEr0 and turns to them yelling something.. Suddenly ZEr0 does a kip up and gets to his feet! The crowd roars with cheers as ZEr0 wipes the spit off of his mask and stares at Cyrus as he turns to him. ZEr0 runs at Cyrus and nails him with a flying shoulder block that knocks Cyrus through the ropes and out of the ring. Lyger lands on his feet however and paces back and forth on the floor. Bill pushes ZEr0 back a bit and begins to make his ten count. He gets to about three as Lyger rolls back inside the ring and gets to his feet. He and ZEr0 start to approach each other when suddenly Cyrus runs right at ZEr0 and spheres him to the mat. Lyger begins to pummel ZEr0 with some fists to the face as ZEr0 blocks them. Lyger picks him up by the head and whips him into the ropes. ZEr0 bounces off them and comes back at Cy as he goes for a rotating power slam. Lyger connects. He quickly gets up and rushes towards the top rope. He climbs it as ZEr0 is still lying on his back. Lyger sizes him up and jumps going for an elbow drop but ZEr0 rolls out of the way. Lyger holds his elbow in pain as he gets to his feet as does ZEr0. Lyger charges at him but ZEr0 drops down and nails a drop toe hold on him. Lyger falls between the second and top rope as ZEr0 looks around to the crowd as they begin to cheer. ZEr0 runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them and comes back. He goes for the Final Destiny but Lyger manages to dodge the kick. ZEr0 spins around as Cyrus gets to his feet and grabs ZEr0 from around the waist and nails him with a belly to belly suplex. Lyger goes for the cover *Bill* 1.…… NO! Kickout by ZEr0. Lyger gets up and looks at Bill for a moment and grabs ZEr0 by the head. He stands him up and whips him over to the corner.. Lyger follows him by nailing a few shoulder thrusts to the midsection of ZEr0. He then reaches and grabs ZEr0’s arm. Lyger twists it a bit as ZEr0 is forced out of the corner. Lyger begins to climb over to the second rope and onto the ropes themselves as he begins to walk along them. *Kyle Richards* Lyger showing incredible balance here.. I’ve never seen him do anything like this… Lyger gets about midway through the ropes when suddenly ZEr0 kicks them causing Lyger to lose his balance and falling between the ropes right on his crotch area. *Rob Bryant* Oooohhh.. That’ll ruin your weekend… Lyger gives a pained expression as ZEr0 grabs the top rope and begins to shake it up and down much to the crowd’s delight. Bill comes over and tells ZEr0 to stop as ZEr0 points to the ground for Bill. Bill looks at him funny as he gets down on all fours as ZEr0 runs towards the opposite ropes. *Rob Bryant* What’s ZEr0 planning here? ZEr0 runs towards Lyger as he steps on the back of Bill AND NAILS A SPHERE ON LYGER SENDING BOTH HIM AND CY OUT OF THE RING CRASHING UP AGAINST THE RING BARRIER! *Crowd* Holy S#it! Holy S#IT! *Rob Bryant* WHAT A MOVE BY ZERO! Bill begins his ten count as ZEr0 slowly makes his way to his feet. Cyrus looks to be in a daze. *Bill* 1.………2.………3.……..4.…… ZEr0 gets to his feet as he kicks Lyger in the body a few times and makes his way back into the ring. *Bill* 5.….6.………..7.……..8... ZEr0 gets to his feet in the ring as Cyrus slowly gets up. *Bill* 9.…………..10!!!! That’s it ring the bell! *Rob Bryant* Oh what the hell!? This match can’t end by a countout… Just as Bill signals for the Bell ZEr0 rushes towards him and begins telling him something. He seems to be begging that Bill doesn’t end this match this way as Bill thinks about it for a few minutes and agrees to let the match continue. Lyger has a disappointed look on his face as ZEr0 runs at him and nails a suicide Plancha right on him! *Rob Bryant* Well I guess this match is going to continue with no countouts.. *Kyle Richards* This is bullcrap Rob! ZEr0 had the match won.. What more could he want? *Rob Bryant* Hmmm.. Maybe the Blood Bath title? Lyger seems to be in a daze as ZEr0 grabs him by the head and rolls him back into the ring. ZEr0 gets on top of the ring apron and awaits for Cyrus to get up. A few moments pass as Cy does,. ZEr0 jumps to the top rope and then to Lyger. He goes for THE FINAL DESTINY! But Lyger out of no where nails ZEr0 right in the face with a super kick! Lyger staggers around a bit as ZEr0 lies flat on his back. Lyger gets it together as he goes over towards ZEr0, and picks him up and slams him back down to the mat. Lyger then quickly runs into the ropes and bounces off of them and nails ZEr0 with a flipping senton splash. Lyger goes for the cover. *Bill* 1.………2.……. NO! ZEr0 gets his shoulder up. Lyger gets to his feet and forces ZEr0 to stand up while he’s at it. ZEr0 seems to be in a daze as Lyger whips him into the ropes. Cy stands in the center of the ring as ZEr0 bounces off and runs right at him. ZEr0 tries to go for a close line, but Cy ducks it, he gets behind ZEr0 and locks his head in. Lyger looks around signaling that’s it as he lifts up ZEr0 and GOES FOR THE LEGENDARY DROP! BUT ZERO COUNTERS IT! He lands on his feet behind Cyrus, ZEr0 breaks the hold and grabs him from around the waist. Cy tries desperately to get out of the hold elbowing ZEr0 in the head. After a few shots ZEr0 breaks the hold and does a 180 with his back turned to Cyrus. Lyger grabs him from behind the waist and nails a thunderous tossing German Suplex. ZEr0 lands on the back of his head and rolls to the other side of the ring. Lyger gets to his feet as ZEr0 uses the bottom rope to get to his knees. Cy then seizes the opportunity and runs at ZEr0 nailing him with a double legged dropkick that sends ZEr0 out onto the apron. Lyger goes through the top and middle rope and Grabs ZEr0 by the head standing him up. But ZEr0 manages to grab Cy’s head and drop down nailing a guillotine on him. Cy staggers back and falls to the mat holding his neck. ZEr0 slides back into the ring and runs at Cyrus grabbing both of his legs and flipping over him into a pinning situation. *Bill* 1.………2.…… NO!! Cyrus kicks out. ZEr0 shakes his head and looks over to Bill. ZEr0 gets to his feet and kicks Cyrus in the midsection a few times before having Cy get to his feet.. Lyger gets up as ZEr0 nails him with a forearm to the face. Having Cyrus stagger back into the ropes. ZEr0 follows Cyrus and grabs his arm whipping him across the ring, but Cy reverses it. ZEr0 bounces off the ropes as he runs Back at Cy and goes for a high cross body! But Cyrus Ducks it and ZEr0 ends up hitting Bill instead. Lyger gets behind ZEr0 as he gets to his feet and nails him WITH THE LEGENDARY DROP! Lyger turns ZEr0 for the cover but realizes that Bill is laid out. Cyrus looks over to him as he rolls Bill out of the ring and quickly gets a sly grin on his face. Lyger goes over towards the side of the ring and exits it. He walks over towards the entrance way and begins looking for something. *Rob Bryant* What the hell is Cyrus doing? *Kyle Richards* Hell should I know.. Maybe he lost a contact or something.. Lyger looks around until he sees what he wants. He goes over and picks up ZEr0’s scalpel knife. ZEr0 is slowly coming to in the ring as Cyrus slides in and quickly grabs him in a sitting sleeper hold. ZEr0 struggles for air as Lyger holds the scalpel up and tries to cut ZEr0’s mask, but ZEr0 holds our his arm and blocks Cy before he can begin to cut him. ZEr0 slowly manages to get to one knee, then to both feet as the Crowd begins to rally behind him. ZEr0 elbows Cy in the midsection a few times, Cy releases the sleeper hold as ZEr0 stands up. Lyger goes for a swipe with the scalpel but ZEr0 ducks it and gets behind Cyrus and nails him with a reverse headslam to the mat! Lyger lies flat on his back as ZEr0 quickly gets to a base and grabs the scalpel from the mat. ZEr0 gets to his feet as the crowd begins to cheer as ZEr0 looks over to Cyrus. *Kyle Richards* Oh no.. Not that ZEr0.. NOT THAT! ZEr0 grabs Cyrus from around the head and sits him up. Lyger appears to be a daze as ZEr0 takes the scalpel and slashes a big cut right on Cy’s forehead! Lyger’s forehead gushes out blood as ZEr0 makes another slash.. And another.. And another. Until Lyger is wearing a crimson mask. Lyger’s face is covered in blood as ZEr0 tosses the scalpel out of the ring and stands above Cyrus. ZEr0 reaches down and wipes a handful of blood off of Cyrus’ face and begins to put it all over his mask.. Some of the crowd begins to gasp with fright as others begin a “ZEr0‘s A FREAK!” Chant. ZEr0 looks around to the crowd a bit as he slowly slides out of the ring and looks underneath the apron for something. Meanwhile Cyrus is coming to as he feels his face and sees all the blood around him. Lyger looks astonished at first as he slowly begins to freak out with rage without ZEr0 knowing. He looks over and sees ZEr0 outside the ring. Cyrus falls flat on his back and pretends to be still laid out as ZEr0 pulls out a chair from underneath the ring and slides back into the ring. He folds down the chair in a sitting position and Grabs Cyrus by the head. Cy still acting dazed staggers over towards the turnbuckle that ZEr0 whips him towards. ZEr0 follows up by lifting Cyrus all the way to the top rope. ZEr0 goes back and sets up the chair just a few feet away from the corner. He then goes over to Lyger and climbs to the middle rope. ZEr0 hooks Cy’s head and goes for a superplex! But Cyrus blocks it!.. ZEr0 tries for it again but Cy blocks it again and starts hammering right’s into ZEr0’s ribs. ZEr0 removes the hold as Cyrus clinches both of his arms around ZEr0’s head and one of his arms and leaps forward NAILING A MODIFIED SUPER SIDEWALK SLAM THAT LANDS ZERO’S BACK RIGHT ON THE CHAIR! *Rob Bryant* WHAT A COUNTER BY LYGER! The chair bends in several different places as ZEr0 spasms up and down all over the ring. A few moments pass as Cyrus gets to his feet slowly and rolls out of the ring. He goes over towards Scott Maverik, Bill is to one knee and is struggling to get the wind back into him as Cyrus goes over and grabs the Blood Bath title. He slides back in the ring. ZEr0 is still holding his back in pain as Lyger perches begging for ZEr0 to get up. A few moments pass as ZEr0 gets to his feet. Cyrus charges him and nails him with the BLOOD BATH TITLE! ZEr0 falls flat on his back as Cyrus walks over towards the corner and climbs it. Lyger wipes some blood off of his face and extends the Blood Bath title fully and holds it behind his knees. Bill slowly gets to his feet as Some fans begin to chant for Cyrus as HE JUMPS OFF AND HIT’S A FLIPPING LEG DROP RIGHT ON ZER0’S HEAD WITH THE BLOOD BATH TITLE GOING RIGHT INTO ZERO’S SKULL! *Crowd* XX-WF! XX-WF! *Kyle Richards* HOLY S#IT! LYGER JUST CRUSHED ZER0’S HEAD WITH THE BLOOD BATH TITLE! Lyger tosses the Blood Bath title out of the ring as Bill crawls in. Cyrus covers ZEr0 and waves Bill to come over. A few moments pass as Bill does, but he doesn’t count.. Bill yells something over to Cyrus. *Bill* I saw what happened! ZERO WINS BY DISQUALIFICATION! *Kyle Richards* WHAT?! *Rob Bryant* Bill Saw what Cyrus did! THIS MATCH IS OVER! Bill signals for the bell as Scott Maverik continues to speak, Cy looks up astonished and surprised that he got caught. *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen.. The winner of this match by result of disqualification… ZERO!! Hello Zepp begins to play as Cyrus rolls out of the ring with his hands on the top of his head still pissed off about losing this match.. *Scott Maverik* However.. Since the title can only change hands by pinfall or submission.. Cyrus Lyger is still the XXWF Blood Bath champion! Lyger turns around and jumps up for joy as he grabs the Blood Bath title. He wipes some blood off of his face as ZEr0 comes to, Bill raises his arm in victory as ZEr0 looks over to Cyrus as he is raising the Blood Bath title to him in victory. ZEr0 looks shocked as he looks over to Bill and begins to say something. *ZEr0* NO! NO! Don’t let it end by disqualification!.. Cy can use weapons on me.. I don’t care! Just let the match continue! Please.. Let it continue… Bill looks at ZEr0 and says something back but it can’t be heard.. ZEr0 nods his head in full agreement as Bill heads out of the ring and walks over to Scott Maverik *Kyle Richards* What the hell is going on here?.. This match is ZEr0 wins the match.. But Cy’s still the champion… *Rob Bryant* BECAUSE OF A DAMN BYLAW! Lyger’s a freaking coward if it’s ending like this! Cy is just about to exit through the curtain until Scott Maverik begins to speak *Scott Maverik* Ladies and gentlemen.. It has been informed to me by referee Bill.. That this match.. MUST CONTINUE! AS IT IS NOW A NO COUNTOUT.. AND NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH! *Kyle Richards* WHAT?!.. THAT’S NOT FAIR! *Rob Bryant* HELL YEAH!. These two guys aren’t through Yet.. That’s twice this thing should have been over.. But Bill and the rest of these fans are going to get what they came to see.. An overall winner.. Lyger turns around obviously pissed off as ZEr0 waves him back into the ring. Lyger slides in and runs at ZEr0 with the Blood Bath title trying to hit him again with it. But ZEr0 ducks it. ZEr0 kicks him in the midsection, Lyger drops the title onto the mat as ZEr0 grabs Cyrus by the head and nails him with a DDT right on the title! ZEr0 covers! *Bill* 1.…………..2.……. *Rob Bryant* IT’S OVER! *Bill* …………. NO!!! Lyger gets his shoulder up.. The crowd responds with groans as ZEr0 quickly gets to his feet and continues the attack on Cyrus. ZEr0 takes a few steps back as Cyrus slowly stands up holding the back of his head in pain. ZEr0 gets behind Cyrus and runs at him hitting a flipping neck breaker that bends Cy back the wrong way. Lyger lies on the mat as ZEr0 goes to the outside of the ring and reaches up underneath the apron. He grabs a few things and throws them to the side, until he reaches down and pulls out a ladder! ZEr0 pulls it out and sets it up against the ropes and ring. Lyger is slowly coming to as ZEr0 begins to climb the ladder. Lyger gets to his feet as ZEr0 almost reaches the top of the ladder. Lyger walks over to ZEr0 and tries to push the ladder back but ZEr0 nails a thumb to Cy’s eyes. Cyrus does a 180 but Quickly rushes towards the ropes. ZEr0 gets to the top step of the ladder and is about to jump when Cyrus runs right at him and nails ZEr0 with a flying forearm CAUSING ZERO TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND FALL BACK OFF THE LADDER AND RIGHT AT THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! *Rob Bryant* LOOK OUT! *Kyle Richards* OH S#IT! Bryant and Richards dive out of the way as ZER0 COMES CRASHING DOWN THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! Some Sparks are flying as ZEr0 lies motionless. The crowd is going crazy as Lyger falls to one knee to catch his breath. *Rob Bryant* In all my years in commentating this sport.. I have never seen anything Like I have now.. This is utter carnage.. This is insanity.. By the end of this match folks I could make a promise that either Cyrus or ZEr0 may be dead.. Lyger rolls out of the arena as Bill looks on stunned. Lyger walks over towards ZEr0 as he nudges his head a bit to the side with his foot. Lyger then proceeds to cover ZEr0 as he looks over to Bill.. *Cyrus Lyger* DO YOUR JOB! MAKE THE COUNT! *Bill* 1.…………2.……………… 3...?? NO! Moments before Bill says three ZEr0 gets his shoulder up!.. The crowd goes crazy as Cyrus gets up and looks completely dumbfounded. He approaches Bill and yells out that was three. This gives ZEr0 time to slowly come to. ZEr0 gets to a base as Lyger finishes up arguing. He goes over to ZEr0 and grabs him by the head and throws him back into the ring. Cyrus throws in the ladder and proceeds to go over to Scott Maverik.. He smacks Scott across the face as he falls to his side and grabs his chair. Cyrus folds it up and heads back into the ring. ZEr0 has worked himself into a base as Cyrus approaches him and hooks the folding part of the chair around ZEr0’s neck! ZEr0 ties desperately to get out of the move as Cyrus puts on more and more pressure. The crowd chants for ZEr0 as he slowly gets to his feet. But Lyger kicks the back of one of his knees, and ZEr0 falls back down. The crowd gets louder and Louder as ZEr0 once again gets to his feet. He tries reaching back for Cyrus but to no avail. Suddenly ZEr0 runs forward towards the turnbuckle. Cyrus follows him and at the last second ZEr0 pops his hands on the chair releasing them before he hit’s the turnbuckle. ZEr0 rolls out of the ring but Cyrus runs face first towards the turnbuckle and the front of his neck hit’s the chair’s legs as the front of the chair hit’s the steel post! Lyger rolls back to the center of the ring holding his neck, struggling for air as ZEr0 climbs back onto the apron and climbs the top rope. Lyger lies in the center of the ring as ZEr0 sizes him up. He looks around the arena and then jumps NAILING A 5 STAR FROG SPLASH RIGHT ON CYRUS! *Kyle Richards* WHAT THE HELL!?!.. THAT’S STEVE SMITH’S MOVE! *Rob Bryant* WELL SMITH DID BEAT CYRUS WITH IT LAST YEAR AT CHAOS.. MAYBE ZERO THOUGHT IT COULD WORK AGAIN! ZEr0 rolls off of Cyrus holding his ribs for a few moments. He then slowly crawls over to Cy and puts a shoulder over him! *Bill* 1.…………………2.……….. *Rob Bryant* NEW CHAMPION! NOOOO!!!.. LYGER KICKS OUT! ZEr0 can’t believe it as he stands up.. He looks around the arena again and signals for The Final Destiny!. Lyger rolls onto his stomach as ZEr0 grabs him by the hair and picks him up to his feet. ZEr0 whips Cyrus to the ropes and he bounces off them. He runs at ZEr0 as he nails him with a drop toe hold that puts Cy’s head on the middle rope. He rests there as ZEr0 runs towards the opposite ropes and runs back at Cyrus. Nailing him with a swinging kick with both of his legs. Lyger bounces back into the middle of the ring and tries to work himself up into a base. *Rob Bryant* Ok.. You nailed the first half.. Now finish him off ZEr0! ZEr0 awaits on the apron as Cyrus manages to get to one knee. ZEr0 jumps up on the top rope and jumps at Cyrus who gets to his feet. HE GOES FOR THE FINAL DESTINY! HE HAS CY’S HEAD LOCKED IN FOR THE TORNADO DDT BUT LYGER BLOCKS IT AT THE LAST SECOND AND DROPS ZER0 DOWN! HE LIFTS HIM BACK UP INTO A BRIDGING NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! *Bill* 1.…………….2.……….. *Kyle Richards* HE COUNTERED IT! CY COUNTERED IT! NO! KICKOUT BY ZERO! *Kyle Richards* Ohhh.. That was sooo close.. Both men lie on their backs as Bill looks on. ZEr0 rolls onto his stomach as Cyrus uses the ropes to get to his feet. Lyger walks over towards the ladder and grabs it. He walks over towards ZEr0 as he has gotten to one knee. Lyger lifts the ladder over his head and slams it down on ZEr0’s back. ZEr0 falls onto his stomach as Cyrus begins to set the ladder up in the middle of the ring. Cyrus rolls ZEr0 onto his back and begins to climb the ladder. He gets about ¾ of the way there when suddenly ZEr0 SITS UP! *Rob Bryant* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? *Kyle Richards* Didn’t you learn anything from the last match these two guys had.. ZEr0’s inhuman or something.. ZEr0 looks up to Cyrus who hasn’t noticed him. ZEr0 gets to his feet and quickly climbs the ladder. Lyger gets to the second top step as does ZEr0. Lyger goes for a hard right but ZEr0 blocks it. ZEr0 answers back with one of his own that sends Cyrus staggering on the ladder a bit. ZEr0 hits Cyrus with another one as he reaches the top part of the ladder. He grabs Lyger by the head and pulls him to the top of the Ladder. ZEr0 locks Cyrus’ head in with his arm and signals to the crowd, he begins to yell something to them *ZEr0* IT ENDS HERE! The crowd roars with cheers as ZEr0 DROPS DOWN FROM THE LADDER AND TAKES CYRUS WITH HIM NAILING HIM WITH A FINAL DESTINY FROM ON TOP OF THE LADDER!! The crowd goes crazy as Both men’s bodies hit the floor. ZEr0 holds his back in pain as Cyrus lies face down on the ring and doesn’t move. *Rob Bryant* OH… My… God.. It’s over.. That killed Cyrus… *Kyle Richards* No.. That can’t be it!… ZEr0 gets to his feet and slowly makes his way, crawling over to Cyrus. The crowd is going crazy with cheers as ZEr0 rolls Cyrus over onto his back.. *Rob Bryant* COVER HIM! FOR GOD’S SAKE PIN HIM!!! ZEr0 puts his shoulder on Cy’s body and Bill makes the count.. *Bill* 1.……………….2.…………… *Kyle Richards* KICK OUT! GET YOUR SHOULDER UP! DO SOMETHING CYRUS!! *Bill* …………………. NO!!!!!!!! Cyrus gets his foot on the Rope right before Bill puts his arm down for the three count.. ZEr0 cannot believe it as he slowly grabs Cyrus’ head. Cy gets to his knees as ZEr0 is about to nail him across the head with a hard right.. But out of no where Lyger gets enough strength to nail ZEr0 with a LOW BLOW! ZEr0 falls flat on his back as Lyger falls back down and rolls out of the ring. After several seconds, ZEr0 is now standing in the ring, leaning over the ropes, trying to catch a breather as Cyrus tries to recover on the outside. ZEr0 goes to reach over for Cyrus, but Blind begins to play over the sound system. ZEr0 immediately recognizes it as Sycho Path's music and turns to the entrance ramp. The song continues to play as both he and Bill await Sycho to make his interference, but he never does!? *Rob Bryant* Looks like Sycho Path is getting cold feet. *Kyle Richards* Maybe he just wants to play some mind games with the master of mind games. *Rob Bryant* What? *Kyle Richards* Jeez, nevermind. ZEr0 shrugs as the music fades. He turns around right into a right hand from Cyrus! Cyrus kicks him and quickly hits the Legendary Drop!! Dropping ZEr0 directly onto his head!! The fans groan as Lyger turns ZEr0 over and pins him, making the number signs with his fingers as Bill counts. *Rob Bryant* ZEr0's neck folded up like an accordian! *Bill* 1....................................................................2................................................................. ........................3! BYOB begins to play as the fans erupt in a chorus of boos! *Rob Bryant* I can't believe it! *Kyle Richards* YES!! Jack Kaine and Chris Copeland quickly run to the ring and slide in. Jack snatches the Blood Bath title from Maverik and hands it to Cyrus. Cyrus raises the belt in the air as The Elite Alliance raise each others arms before Caos fades out.
s
© 2002 - Present Xtra Xtreme Wrestling Federation, Inc. All Rights Reserved.