hello, there. would you like to see what happens when there is way too much free time to be had? this is a very funny activity to do with google. google is a search engine, and it can be very fun. you simply type in your name and then "is", in quotations. for example mine would be "Jessie is". you will find all sorts of funny things about yourself, as i and my friend chris did. see the funniest of mine below, and then try it yourself!!

Jessie is a German Shepherd.
Jessie is capable of handling multiple executable commands simultaneously.
Jessie is made with a toilet paper tube, a printer, a piece of paper, some crayons, scissors and glue.
Jessie is a *legend* between my sister and I. grr...bad grammar...
Jessie is a little perturbed by Charlie's behaviour.
Jessie is a bacon nut.
Jessie is sitting in math class when a group of the other students decide to start making fun of her hair and clothes.
Jessie is able to create a meaningful emotional relationship with her mother, Thelma.
Jessie is a jackass and aF'n homo too! That isn't very nice...
Jessie is quite...errr... developed.
Jessie is a "Moose-Girl"!
JESSIE IS HELLA COOL!!
Jessie is not allowed to climb the Big Hill with the rest of her class because everyone knows she can't do it.
Jessie is so in love with glue and tape.

Okay, and now, here are the ones that make me seem as though i'm in a soap opera...
Jessie is in love with Tony.
Jessie is dating a lovely young man named Tad.
Jessie is sad and sits on a bench, while Tony tries to cheer her up.
While Jessie is sailing across the sea, she meets a boy, Lou.
Jessie is passingly attracted to a boy in her class.
Jessie is very attracted to Sam but knows that he won't be a malleable type.
Jessie is in love with Mr. Seton's son, Gerard, to whom she has written several letters. at this point, chris comments - scratchpentagon:  good god girl, you have to stop!
Jessie is actually Fleurette's half-sister, although Fleurette doesn't know it.
Jessie is still handcuffed to the bed. and of course...Jessie is also wearing the coolest outfit: a futuristic see-through jacket and some bizarre leather thing in place of underwear.

oh, yes. that's me! well, i think that's certainly enough of that. it's funny! admit it! it's funny!