el introduction

[1999-2000] Sorry, there won't be any pornography until the very last page. So deal with it as I introduce you to me floormateys...

NOTE: My floor, I'm "proud" to say, was occupied by many idiots (including myself). No other floor could have boasted 10% of alcohol-related hospitalizations at the beginning of the year . BUT, I didn't get drunk ever, so don't worry.