The page is too gay

• Click the Refresh button, or shove a sharp object in your ear. When you stop bleeding, try again..
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.
• To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. However, since you're running Windows, you are fucked.
• If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. Your Network Administrator most likely didn't enable it.
  If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
  click Detect Network Settings . Only retards try this.
• If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. Either way, you will get haxored.
• Click the Back button to try another link. Probably what you should of done in the first place.