I agree to:

1. Not have any sense of morality whatsoever.

2. Not read any of the content found within the following page.

3. Not use any objects in a sensible manner, but rather, illegally or immoraly.

4. Not to be a legal resident of the United States of America.

5. Not have voted for George W. Bush and Dick(?) Cheney.

6. Not be Monica Lewinsky.

7. Not to be... normal.