For you stupid, incompetent morons out there, let
me explain to you what MM is all about. MM is just two lameass guys. The
two guys names are Jordan, and Jordan. Why did we choose the name MM? MM
stands for something. Nobody knows what it is. Nobody ever will know. Never.
No hints will be given. None. So shut up already. MM is what we consider
"a band." Of course, we aren't a band. We can't sing, and we can't
play any "band" instruments. MM is comedy. The most outrageous,
ridiculous comedy acts anybody has ever heard. Some may consider them funny,
some may not. We don't give a shit.
Last updated: 12/14/00
