Tha LAA Crew
Tha Background 411
Yo wassup, welcome to the LAA underground hip-hop rap crew. LAA all started
up with the main Mega Don himself JC, during the year of '94. He jus made up
his own beats and rhymes in his garage with nothing but a stereo microphone
and a keyboard. During the next two years he would compose two of his own
albums, one in '95 and another in '96. Then in the magical year of '97 he
would hookup with two of his homeboyz, B-1 (that's me) and the nasty one
himself, K-dog. It was during this time that we made the mad crazy flowing
hit MADD FLOW... and southern Cali was introduced to tha best Asian rap crew
ever. Now under the new record company LAA Gansta Rap Inc., LAA is on tha
move to produce new never before heard sounds from tha underground. So stay
tuned and get ready for some phat ass joints.
And in case you didn't know....
LAA stands for Lustful Asian Assholes
..and now you know...you best recognize...
Left: K-dog (Kenny), Center: B-1 (that's me), Right: JC (Joe)
Tha Reason Behind Tha Name
So why did we pick such an raunchy and offensive name? Well, let me explain.
As you well know, most guys are lustful and usually think of one thing...
getting cozy with women. So why hide the fact that men are lustful creatures,
we can't help it. Second, and pretty obvious is the word Asian. The group so
far is composed of three Chinese guys, but all other Asian groups are welcome
to join if they want. As long as you got the skillz come sign up for tha
dealz. We figure since they're are so many other rap groups that are composed
of jus blacks (Wu-tang Clan), whites (Beasty Boyz), and Mexicans (Delinquent
Habits), we might as well start a rap group that has jus Asians. And finally,
why pick the name Assholes...couldn't we have picked something else? Well, to
be honest NO! Personally, I think each and every one of us is born an asshole
at birth. Basically, once we're born on this earth, we're born as sinners.
The one who's the least biggest asshole or sinner is the one who's gonna go to
heaven. Thus, the name Lustful Asian Assholes was conceived.... We're jus
trying to keep it on "the real", be honest with ourselves and not put up
fronts.
The following are a list of songs that we have or currently working on. They
are all composed in wave file format.
MADD FLOW
Yo, click here for a sample of the first mega hit song by LAA...it's gonna be a
classic.
Other hits to look for that are currently in development include...
World Gone Mad
It's been one of those dayz in which nothing seems to be going right. A
depressed rapper tells about his traumatic life...
Midnite Run
It's twelve o'clock and it's time for some fun. A mischevious gansta gets
himself into some hot water...
When I Saw You
Spring time is here and luv is in the air. A song about wishes and dreams
about that girl you jus can't get off your mind....