Rob Devine

"Bringing Class To GCW"



[ As the GCW crowd mellows out from the previous experience of almost excellence, a new breed of superiority permeates the air.  Drifting from behind the curtain, draped below the screen, an aroma of perfected brilliance, slowly but smoothly captivates the attention of the majority of GCW's die-hard followers, who sit there in the high priced seats with their T-Shirts brandishing their favorites superstars, however after today, a new hero will have descended into their laps.  Suddenly, their prayers are answered as "My Own Summer" By Deftones erupts over the PA System, drawing their attention to the flashing stage as smoke seeps through the floor and a solitary light beams down from the rafters on two figures, a male and female. ]

[ The male, throws his arms out to the side and two large bolts of lightning strike the far ends of the stage, creating a spectacular pyrotechnic display.  The figures walk forward to the ring as the light follows their every move.  The male ascends the steps first, spreading the second and base rope apart to allow the female figure to enter the ring.  He then follows and takes the microphone from the on cue announcer, as the music begins to fade, lighting returns to near normality and the entire GCW Crowd is embraced by brilliance for the first time in history ]

Male Figure: Isn't it about time, that the great fans of GCW are given something more than mediocrity? Something more than...[smirks] Second rate?  What we have here, standing right before your very eyes, is the new tandem breed...the next generation if you will, to hit the shores of GCW.  Yes, this company does portray greatness upon some levels, but what we are here today to speak to you people about, is not greatness...but excellence.  Something most men never touch in a lifetime nor savior in their dreams.  I, Rob Devine, plan on teaching each and every GCW superstar, just what brilliance should be portrayed as.  Call me your white knight, your rising star...Rob Devine is here in GCW, to reek havoc amongst the current strong draws in this company and destroy the weak.  The way I see it is, not everybody can be Rob Devine, of course they can't...[Smirks]...but everybody can love Rob Devine, and everybody will.

Rob Devine: There will be some who feel I am all talk, words cannot impress them, oh but they are foolish.  Yes, I shall prove you wrong.  Yes, I will defeat every man or woman thrown before me and whether you realise that Rob Devine is the man for each and everyone of you, is your call.  When I hit the shores of GCW, it will be with a great force, tearing at the very bonds that keep this company together.  Whisking away all of the FAKE Rob Devine wannabe heroes that stand before me as a supposed threat.  Anybody can dawn a cape and call himself a hero, but there is only one man who needs no introduction to get the job done...Your Role-Model, Hero and soon to be the biggest star that GCW has ever known...Rob Devine...

[ Rob hands the mic to his beautiful assistant.  Standing fairly tall, she wears a golden skirt that accents her cleavage.  Her hair is a dark brown, tied back in a pony tail that reaches down her back.  ]

Cindy Parker: Welcome everybody, to the real show.  The man who stands by me in this very ring needs no gimmick, no introduction or hype.  He is not a marketing scheme to strip you of your dollars.  No...Rob is simply...Devine and soon, you shall all realise the true elegance that he possesses inside the confides of the ring.  Technically gifted, aerially acrobatic.  He dives from the skies like a bird, striking before the opponent even realises who he is facing.  Quick, deadly but beautiful, that is Rob Devine, and excellence is his forte.  Don't let the guys in the GCW Locker Room fool you with their amateur promos, their moderately acceptable physiques.  Please, don't settle for second rate, accept the greatest.  Accept...Rob Devine!  Thankyou!

[ My Own Summer by The Deftones hits once more as Rob and Cindy raise their arms in the center of the ring and begin to leave the ringside area, leaving behind a challenge to the rest of GCW and a new life for the drained and emotionally torn GCW Fan's.  Finally, a man to be proud of, a man who lives up to all the hype and a man who is exactly what he says he is...Pure Excellence.  The couple take one last pose to the crowd before disappearing to the backstage area as the scene fades ]