| # | Player Name | Position | ma | st | ag | av | Player Skills | ij | cp | td | in | cs | vp | sp | Cost |
| 1 | Coma Legs Al | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, Pile On, Frenzy |   | 1 | 5 |   | 27 | 10 | 120 | 120k |
| 2 | Faucet Frank (B) | Lineman | 5 | 7 | 2 | 10 | Smart, MB, TSK, +STR, DP, +STR, MH |   | 2 | 8 |   | 34 | 7 | 129 | 120k |
| 3 | Turd Surfing Tim | Lineman | 5 | 6 | 2 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, +STR |   | 1 | 5 |   | 5 | 5 | 51 | 120k |
| 4 | Tampon Taster Ted | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, Pile On, Frenzy |   | 5 | 6 |   | 30 | 8 | 123 | 120k |
| 5 | Herpie Happy Henry | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 4 | 9 | BL, BH, MB, TSK, +AG, +AG, |   | 28 | 9 |   | 4 | 7 | 98 | 120k |
| 6 | Colon Cramped Colin | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, DP | M | 4 |   |   | 17 | 5 | 63 | 120k |
| 7 | Vomit Gargle Vinnie | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 3 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, + AG, SFirm |   | 18 | 12 |   | 4 | 9 | 107 | 120k |
| 8 | Pubic Laced Petie | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 2 | 10 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, Tackle, Pile On, MH |   |   | 3 |   | 36 | 11 | 136 | 120k |
| 9 | Ball Floater Fred (B) | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 4 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, +AG, +AG, Pro |   | 94 | 19 |   |   | 10 | 201 | 120k |
| 10 | Elger Magic Legend | Lineman | 5 | 6 | 2 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, +STR, BTackle, Leader |   | 3 | 18 |   | 15 | 8 | 127 | 120k |
| 11 | Menstration Manny (B) | Lineman | 5 | 6 | 2 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, +STR, SFirm |   | 2 | 10 |   | 21 | 7 | 109 | 120k |
| 12 | Butt Papercuts Benny | Lineman | 5 | 5 | 4 | 9 | BL, Smart, MB, TSK, +AG, +AG | M | 18 | 9 |   | 13 | 7 | 106 | 120k |
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| 14 | Minor Healing Scroll |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
| 15 | Rakarth's Last Chance |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
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| Team Name: | Toilet Titans | Re-Rolls: | 8 | x $80k = | 640k |
| Race: | Ogres | Fan Factor: | 34 | x $10k = | 340k |
| Team Rating: | 536 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | x $10k = |   |
| Treasury: | 0k | Cheerleaders: | 0 | x $10k = |   |
| Coach: | Big Den | Apothecary: | 1 | x $50k = | 50k |
|   | Team Wizard: | 1 | x $150k = | 150k |
| TOTAL COST OF TEAM: |   |