You found Egg 5 of 13. I got good news and bad news, the good news is you have found the very first Highlight Reel in the EMF. The bad news...you made me lose 10 dollars to Christina, and guess what..it's coming out of YOUR pocket (j/k)!


press play for Chris Jericho's theme!!



(Anyways we fade back into the arena where fans wait eager for the house show has begun. A set has been set up in the ring; it has some weird X like props, two seats, Jericho symbols on the mat and a flat screen TV. Sudden the Y2J count down starts on the EMF tron as a loud cheer comes from the crowd as it reaches zero and then the lights go off and at a certain time pyrotechnics goes off. As the words "Break the walls down" blast through the arena, the lights turn back on as Chris Jericho stands with his arm extended and back turned to the crowd. Jericho then spins around a few time and face the crowd. Jericho smiles his usual cocky smile as he holds the RWA-WWF Hardcore championship over his shoulder. Jericho then looks to the entrance as Angelica Boycott walks out. Seemly a little less stoned/drunk then earlier in the day. Jericho walks down to the ring with Angelica not far behind. Angelica then slides in the ring as Jericho takes his time to step up the steal steps and then walks on to the apron and then looks out at the crowd holding up positive Jericho, Angelica and even some RWA ones. Angelica is on the other side of the ring with her arms folded on the top rope looking out on that side. Jericho steps into the ring, avoids the set. Angelica then climbs to the second rope and then looks over the crowd again as Jericho takes the RWA-WWF Hardcore championship and slowly raises the title with both hands. Angelica steps down from the second turnbuckle, then grabs a microphone and then walks over near Jericho to hand it to him. As everything goes back to normal. An "Y2J" chant starts, Jericho looks around and then takes it in and then waits for it to quiet down, Jericho raises the microphone and yells)



.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Welcome to the very first EMF High Light Reel!!!

(Crowd cheers as the clip that usually shows when the WWE Jericho does this segment shows over the EMF tron and then we go back into the ring with Jericho.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- Now as I'm sure every one of you Jerichoholics know we have a guest here at the High Light Reel. But before all that, I want to give a tribute to someone. A man that night in and night out proves that only he deserves a tribute like this. So enough talking from me, why don't you just look on Jeri-tron to see what I'm talking about!

(The camera zooms into the Jeri-tron as the screen changes and we go into the tribute video that Jericho was talking about*

***Tribute Video***

(A scene of a ring is shown as a voice comes over the seen that sounds a lot like Jericho)

.::Voice::.-Once in a great while in our sport there comes a man....a man who's own crapness doesn't get through to him. He stands in the ring boasting how great he is and how "legendary" he is. But the truth is that he's the only one that believes it. Even when the jobbing gets through to him, he thinks he'll change back and forth through the gimmicks he jobs at will do something.....but of course does nothing but put the people to sleep. Tonight we honor such a man, a man named Jarred Carthallion....

"Zero" a parody song of "hero" blasts as the screen changes to clips of Jarred less then greatness moments (If you want some idea of what that might be, then off the record it's like him losing, break up between him and Black Widow, him talking how great he is and losing, changing into demon chylde/legendary character, so on). When the video ends we see a "DCW" symbol burning and a Jarred look a like seemly crying his eyes out.)

***End of Tribute video***

(We go back into the ring, where Jericho and Angelica are smiling about the video and laughing at it. A good "Jarred Sucks" chant comes over the crowd as Jericho looks around)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well it seems I'm not the only one that thinks so. Anyways I know what each and everyone of you Jerichoholics are thinking....."Y2J are you out of your mind!!! Y2J you just made fun of our CEO. The same jackass that would fire his own mom if he felt threaten by her" and the answer to that is simple. The hell I'm not afraid of that loser Jarrett, in fact not a damn one of his *mocking voice* Dark....Circle *end mocking voice* strikes fear in me. Rather they make me laugh just thinking how pathetic they are. But Jarrett, I know you’re out there probably blowing a fuse, because someone actually had the balls to talk trash about you outside a match. So I'm sure your feeling threaten....aren't you Jarrett? Huh....are you going to fire me Jarrett? Huh?!....are you going to challenge me to a *mocking voice, more whiner* DEATH CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......*end mocking voice* or are you going to be creative and find a new way to abuse our power. Well if you think, then there is only one thing to say....YOU CAN'T DO A DAMN THING JACKASS *crowd cheers* and you want to know why!! Why?! Jarrett you stupid son of bitch!!! You can't fire me; because I don't have a contract with the Extreme Measures Federation...that's right Jarrett I never signed a contract here!! As for the *mocking voice again* DEATH CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....*end mocking voice* well junior you can't wrestle without a contract and why the hell would I want to. I mean my contract I signed with the RWA is still in affect and Vinnie Mac is still paying me to do absolutely nothing for him! Of course Jarrett...the so called "King of the death cell", if I was a contracted wrestler I would tear you apart in your own match and make you lose yet another death cell. So what's the point of it? But my point isn't to prove that I'm a better wrestler then you and I'll get that in a second. Now I'm sure since I'm not a contract wrestler you could just bar me from the Extreme Measures Federation....but Jarrett the problem with that is that I have an agreement with someone higher then you to make sure that never, ever happened. So it would seem "Y2J" has once again out smarted good ol' Jarrett. It's no surprise really; I mean Jarrett has never been known to have brains like I do. Jarrett I want you to know it isn't the first time and it won't be the last time I out smarted you in fact I have out smarted you in ways you don't even know about yet. But anyways Jarrett, I'll go back to why I would do something like this. Because I'm sure you’re wondering, as I said in a match....even your death cell. I could prove I'm better any day of the week, because I'm one hardcore mama jamma, I would tear you limb from limb and make you more of a fool then you already are Jarrett. But Jarrett, I know that's what you think that's why I've done all this for. But rather it's not to prove that I'm a better wrestler then you....because I could do that, I did this just to spite you. Because Jarrett I came to the Extreme Measures Federation to restore it back from the joke it once was and I said I didn't have much respect for any of the current wrestlers. Well along with the New World Order, we did just that and we changed the EMF....but during that time I started to get a new found respect for all that work here in the EMF...well other then you Jarrett. The fact is Jarrett I not only do I not respect you, I hate your guts, you have all ego and nothing to back it up other then your CEO powers. But it goes beyond the whole "I think I'm a legend" thing. No let's go back to almost a year now, when you decided to come in as this "hero" who would save the EMF from the nWo what happen Jarred.....you failed. You had no business in it anyways, but that's ok. The wWo failed, because we changed the course of the EMF. *crowd boo's* Hey the world knows I no longer have anything against the wWo in fact at least they were fighting the whole way. Not some jealous jackass that saw that EMF legends stepped into the spotlight while he was gone and his ego couldn't handle that. I'm sure everyone has notice that slowly the EMF has become serious again and this is due to the effect of the nWo. We changed the course of history here in the EMF, which is far more then you ever did Jarrett. So what did you do when you found out you couldn't push the nWo yourself, you took them over and you threw myself and Angelica out of the nWo. Then you proceeded to lose match after match, dirtying the name nWo. But Jarred what looms on the horizon is payback, Jarred its coming and soon you and the world will know the true face of the Other World....

(Crowd cheers as even a bit of a "RWA" chant goes up)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- But enough about Jarrett, because he's in the future. I rather be dealing with the present and what is the present is that we have this feud going on between the WWE's Rock and of course Extreme Measures Federation legend X-Cold!! *crowd gives a huge cheer* Now what are my thoughts about this feud is that the Rock is another person I can't stand. I mean he comes in here talking about how big of a movie star he is and how great he is. Big deal, anyone can be a movie star now a days. But Rock I'm one thing your not, I'm a HUGE rock star and Rock since I can't stand you. I decided that my first guest here on the High Light Reel will be now other the 5 time EMF champion X-Cold!!



press play for X-Cold's theme!!



(Crowd cheers as the lights dim as "Crush'em" by Megadeath blasts on the PA system. X-Cold then walks out on the stage and gives the crowd his trademark X with his arms as pyrotechnics go off in the back of him. X-Cold walks to the ring and then steps up on the apron and then walks to the turnbuckle and then climbs to the second rope and then gives the crowd another X. The lights turn on as X-Cold goes up to the top rope and sits on the top rope for a few seconds and then jumps into the ring. The music stops as X-Cold walks to the ropes and gets handed a microphone. As a loud "X-Cold" chant starts....in fact people start to cheer so loud that X-Cold can't even begin to talk in respect for X-Cold. (think Hogan style) X-Cold looks around and takes it in, after a while the crowd quiets down enough for X-Cold to start talking.)

.::X-Cold::.-Thanks Chris for inviting me on the High Light Reel. You know years ago I left the Extreme Measures Federation ring for the last time, I truly thought I would never see it again. I gave these fans everything I could, night in and night out. Going into First Blood 2000, I knew it was time to pass the torch to a newer generation. A generation that would have the weight of the Extreme Measures Federation to shoulder. To their credit they took the ball and ran with it, guys like Matt Dragon, Road and all them do have my respect. As do people that carried the ball after it was time for them to retire, such as Primetime, Wasabi, Punisher and Badd Boy. But when I look at the EMF, what I can't stand is rookies who don't show up after signing on with the Extreme Measures Federation. I'm not pointing at anyone in particular, rather I seen millions of people that do that and it really pisses me off that people waste the EMF's time like that. You see rookies, it doesn't matter how green you might be. A lot of these wrestlers in the EMF had to start the same way and they made this into their EMF. I will be the first to admit this is not the EMF I left a while ago and I wished it would have stayed that way. Because I realize this isn't my time anymore, sure my name will most likely always have a place here in the Extreme Measures Federation. I was happy to living the rest of my life with my family, but that peace was shattered by one man known as the Rock *crowd boo's*. Rock you come into the EMF and talk about EMF. You want to talk about how great you are, how great of an actor you are. You talk about how the EMF World Championship means nothing....Rock don't make me laugh. There is a reason why there has only been two 5 time winners of the Extreme Measures Federation World championship belt. It's because who ever holds that belt makes you the best in the business, not just in the EMF...the business. You want to talk about a championship belt meaning nothing, well look at those pieces of shit you call the WWE title belts. Each one of them have been passed around from wrestler to wrestler, I will admit at one time it meant something to be WWE champion. So your 7 time WWE world champion huh....well so are a hundred people in the WWE. Rock you come in here, you can talk all the shit you want to. But you think that I'm impressed by one bit of it, you got another thing coming...I seen you in the WWE. There is no doubt you have talent, there is no doubting what you done. What I don't like is the fact that you can just take someone's whole career and then put in all in one match, and then if you win then you can consider yourself the best of all time. Rock it's great you want to prove yourself but let me ask you something. During wrestlemania 18 you challenged the returning Hulk Hogan to a match...icon vs. icon in a match that you would say that would prove who would go down as the absolute best ever. Did you really believe that Rock, did you actually think that beating Hulk Hogan in a match that took many years out of his prime would prove that no matter how good Hulk Hogan was in a past? Believe me Hogan had a huge hand allowing you to even have that match, without Hulk Hogan what would wrestling be today? That's not a question for me to answer, but you really believed that one match would prove that despite everything Hogan has ever done that one match while he's nearing 50 would mean that you would be the best ever in the WWE and hell you might just be that, because your record and what you have done for the WWE speaks for itself Rock. But what happened Rock, sure you won the match. But in the end Hogan's legacy was stronger then ever and people were actually booing you. I want to know Rock how did that feel in a match that was suppose to set you away from guys like Hogan, how did it feel to know that no matter what happened in the match you could not win the title of "best ever" in one match. To Hogan's credit he gave you your proper respect and let you continue to lead your WWE. But Rock you didn't prove that in one match, if it really was like that. Do you consider Brock Lesnar to be the best ever Rock? Huh, I'd like to know because at Summer Slam 2002. Lesnar beat you for your title and cleanly might I add. Rock of course it doesn't take anything way from what you done so far, Lesnar just might be the future of this business. But just because he beat the great Rock doesn't mean that he all of a sudden passes you. How about your last match with Goldberg, yeah Bill Goldberg. A man who didn't pay his dues, who has one of the biggest ego's in the business just because he beat 174 wrestlers who were mostly jobbers to mid carders at best. Rock you might not be the best wrestler in terms of style, but there is no way that Bill Goldberg is better then you. But he did beat your ass, that doesn't make him better then you. Rock I watched you make your come back in the WWE. It would seem that the "people's champion" lost the respect of the people during his last run in the WWE...why...because Rock you turned your back on them. You all of a sudden became some kind of Hollywood bitch! Rock you went from loyal WWE wrestler to some guy that just shows up when ever his Hollywood schedule allows him to. Rock that's why you lost the respect of the people, but Rock even though at that time you had finally figured it out. You decided to do something you never did before and you went out and beat "Stonecold" Steve Austin at wrestlemania. Very impressive, I mean you didn't talk how this match would prove that you were somehow better then Austin or nothing. Rather it was just something you feel you needed to do to make sure your career was complete. Because we all know that Austin already beat your ass at two straight wrestlemania's to say that match would prove who is better out of the two would be like saying "those first two matches at the biggest event in our company were only practice...the third one is for real!". Accomplishment wise that's what it's all about, the things we do during our career. How we entertain these fans, set goals that don't just end with one match. But end by changing the face of the wrestling business and last but not least it's these people that decide who is even close to be worthy enough of calling themselves the best of all time. *fans cheer* Rock I'd like to think I've earn that respect, because during my time here in the Extreme Measures Federation I gave my body to entertain these fans. I spilled my blood for each and everyone of them, I injured myself to the point of retirement because of the EMF fans and wrestling career wise I wouldn't trade one bit of it *crowd cheers*. So Rock to say I was disappointed when I heard you wanted to do the same thing to me as you did with Hogan. You want to drag me out of retirement and for what reason. Because you believe that beating me will somehow prove that you are better? Rock in my career I had a lot of great wins, I have won many championships and I would like to think that I was one that helped make the Extreme Measures Federation to what it is today. So Rock what is it that you trying to prove, are you trying to prove that you can beat me. It's possible, but no matter what happens in this match I'm not going down without a fight. Rock you will not leave the match without your blood spilled and you will not even come close to beating me without paying the price. Because I can promise you that now that I'm here for one more match with you Rock...you will be put through hell and back. Rock if you really wanted to prove that you were a bigger icon then me, then you could have just stepped into the EMF and dominate like only you can. Proving yourself to be better then anyone ever to step into a WWE and EMF ring. But you couldn't do that Rock....could you, you had to go and find one the biggest icon, get him out of retirement and then bill this match as the match that proves who's better. Rock it won't be about legacy you know when you step into the ring with me at Dark Horizon. Because this thinking that one match means anything crap means jack shit to me, it's for losers who want to be great. But they can never be great, I mean look at Jarred. I mean he can go on and on about great he is, what he did in each federation and how "legendary" he is because he happen to get a few wins over real legends. Oh yeah he has a couple of championship wins and all that. But in the end he hasn't been the one that lead a generation, from what I hear he's not the one that people believe is a legend. Let's take Justin Franchize for example, just because he beat Jarred in his own match does that mean he's any better then Jarred? Does that mean he deserves to be in the Hall of Fame? Of course that doesn't make Justin Franchize a HOF wrestler, he can say he beat Jarred. But doesn't make him a "legend". Rock is it that you want my respect, you have it Rock. You don't have to beat me in a wrestling match to prove to me that you’re a great wrestler. Because you don't have to beat me to know how good you are....you do have my respect...as a wrestler. But I will tell you one thing, I don't respect your ways to get me out of retirement, but I will say you at least did your homework and saw the best way to get to me Rock is through my family. I love my family more then life itself, so Rock you came here and mocked them with your little skit. Fine....your not hurting anyone with that, I made a return to the EMF then to maybe just to go face to face. No match needed, but Rock then you crossed the line and you went to my house. Destroyed many things and the one thing that has me standing in this ring today ready to face you at Dark Horizon is that you rock bottom my wife and you locked my son in a closet. Rock congrats you did your homework and found how to get to me, but I'm sure you didn't turn to the page of the result of the people that harm my family. Because the son of bitch that does that is a DEAD MAN. Rock I don't give a rat ass how many titles you won, I don't give a fuck how many movies you stared in. It won't mean a damn thing when you step into the ring with me, I'm entering the ring not prove that I can beat you. I'm not going to enter the ring to prove that I am the best ever. No rather I'm entering the ring to get revenge for what you did to my family. Rock it would seem to you that once you were looking for ways to get to me. You forgot one thing; you forgot just exact how I became who the fans of the EMF know for. Rock as a wrestler what makes me who I am is my determination, let me tell you a story Rock. It was the first Unleashed in EMF history and we had a stable war between Degeneration-X and the New World Order. Around this time I found myself starting to have feelings towards nWo girl even though I was actually the leader of DX. Then somewhere down the line Alex Salvatore decided to turn into a gimmick named Bahumat. A dark and sometimes murder personality he had back in his days in the WWAC. He had his sights set on the nWo; normally this wouldn't be a problem. But the fact that it would probably put Stephanie in danger. So I had to get her out of there, so I did. This of course didn't make Triple H too happy, so along with a few of his nWo goons he decided to chase us around my home state of Arizona. In this time Stephanie and I fell in love, I knew that to be the woman I loved I would have to fight for it. My determination not only did that, not only won me the world title...but along the way I became the man that just about killed the New World Order. Now it doesn't matter how many people in EMF history can say that? Well other then Jarred who actually joined the nWo and then jobbed the life out of it, but that's a whole different story now isn't it. A better example would be those times that Alex Salvatore kidnapped Stephanie, like you he found the one thing that kept me going and tried to use it to get an edge. But Rock that only made me more determine to end Alex Salvatore's reign of terror as EMF President. During this time Salvatore and I had a long story feud. When it was all said and done, I saved my wife and over came the odds. No matter how much Salvatore stacked them against me. Rock the point of these stories is this, what you did these past few weeks is something you are not ready to face. Because no matter what you, I will keep coming and keep coming. It may be at Dark Horizon or somewhere very soon in the future, but I promise you one thing. I will get my revenge for what you did to Stephanie and Steve. That beating I gave you last Shockwave was just the start of more pain to come.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Some people really question your shape going into this match and I really got to wonder myself. Do you really believe that X-Cold can be the man he once was.

(note-aw well this may sound HBK like when he was coming back. But oh well, X-Cold and him are in the same situation coming back.)

.::X-Cold::.-Well Chris your right, I have been away for a long time. One of the reasons I was forced to retire from the ring was because of nagging injuries that just built up with time. If I really wanted to keep going, displaying my ability night in and out like I did back in my time I still would be. I do understand that this is not my time anymore, I do understand that I may not be the wrestler I once was. I know I may have a lot of ring rust when I get into the ring at Dark Horizon. But I'm still living and breathing. So if called upon to do so I believe I can get in the ring and still perform at a level close to what I was. So Rock you want a match, fine you got me into it. Let's give the fans something to remember, let's take it to a level that this generation of EMF superstar and fans never seen before and if some current EMF superstars have a problem with me and the Rock stealing the show at Dark Horizon. You know I have heard that some of the wrestlers out there have come out and said that they didn't want a "has been" to steal their spotlight. If some of those wrestlers are afraid that the Rock and I may steal the spotlight, then I have some advice to those wrestlers shouldn't be worried about us and more worried about their own opponent to try to top us or is it that in your heart that you don't have the ability to keep this "has been" from stealing the show. Because I believe that I can have at least one or two more great matches. So if the superstars of today have a problem with me coming into the EMF and stealing the spotlight one more time, then tough luck! Because I'm going to remind the world just who in the hell X-Cold is and when the Rock and I meet in the ring. Don't worry about my match stealing the spotlight, because it may not be your choice...because myself and the Rock just MIGHT TAKE IT FROM YOU....and don't like it, deal with it!!

*crowd cheers*

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Over the past few weeks the Rock and Raptor has had some sort of alliance and have been giving you some trouble. What are your thoughts on that?

.::X-Cold::.-You see the Rock and Raptor, their one in the same if you really think about it. So it really didn't come as a surprise to me that the Rock and Raptor formed a little alliance, I mean let's go over the facts of their two careers. Raptor lately you have been trying to go on your own without the shadow of the wWo following you around like it has in the past of your career. But let's go back to Whiplash....or rather wWo Lockdown in a match against Badd Boy and the bWo you helped shape the Extreme Measures Federation to what I stand in today. You see at that time you were all jokes; it would seem that effect is yet to wear off around here. So Raptor you helped shaped a generation here in the EMF, good job. That alone sets you apart from the wannabe's who want to be great. But Raptor what you will always be remembered for is being Wasabi's side kick. Yeah I'm sure you hear it all the time Raptor, when you were doing something that should give you greatness...Wasabi will always be remembered as the one that lead the wWo to that point and you will just remembered at the "second guy" in the Wasabi World Order. Now how that's just about the same of the Rock is that Rock you are much the same. Let's go over the time when WWF Attitude was raising, who was it that revolutionize the WWF at that time? It sure wasn't you, like Raptor you had a good hand in it. But in the end you were just someone that decided to find greatness on the road that "Stonecold" Steve Austin made. Rock you will never be the man that changed the way it was run. Hell even when it came to you and Triple H in the WWE leading the way, Triple H was the one changing the way it was run. He brought on a new era that politics...not wrestling talent would get you everything in World Wrestling Entertainment. Rock you were just there to walk down those roads, you think you have changed the business that a wrestler can both be an actor and a wrestler? Please I hate to bring him up again....brother....but it's nothing that Hulk Hogan didn't do for the wrestling business. So Rock is that what you want to be known as....just some Hulk Hogan wannabe? First off Rock, there is a reason that Hogan despite everything still has the respect of the fans. Even with a gimmick that has been running strong for what....20 years, it's because he came into the business and changed it into a big business. So what you have done isn't anything special, your just walking down a road that's already been made by Hulk Hogan. So what's the same about Raptor and the Rock? Well they will always remembered as the second wheel of a great time in their respective federation. They will never be known for changing the way things were in their federation. To Raptor's credit he's tried to run away from that shadow and run away from the Wasabi's side kick label. But unless he does something really great while away from Wasabi, he will always just remembered with his days in the Wasabi World Order. Raptor I saw your interview and you mentioned how the "legendary grandpa" is yet to do anything really legendary. Well Raptor it's kind of funny you mention your legendary grandpa line. Because usually when it's used you seem to either get your glory taken or you get your ass kicked. I mean how many times have you mentioned that when going against Primetime? Raptor you’re yet to even beat Primetime, so that "grandpa" always beat you or how about the time the nWo came into EMF and what happen Raptor. Sure you could say the wWo was the last one standing, but I'm talking about the long term effect of it. After that happen Wasabi always mentioned the "good ol' days" that he never seemed to get back. Well the reason it happened that Wasabi never found those days was because the nWo put the wWo on its heels. I know a lot of those wrestlers, they were from my generation and I know they didn't have time to really make a full effort at destroying the wWo. But what they did was just as good, you see what they did is that slowly but surely thanks to the efforts of the nWo the comedy generation that you worked so hard for started to fade and now that even the wWo has faded with it. We are once again in a more serious era in the Extreme Measures Federation. So from where I sitting every time you called someone "grandpa" it would seem you always got your ass kicked. So I'll take that as a compliment. I mean it's not like I really have had a chance to show what this grandpa can do. I mean when I ran into that ring, it was two great wrestlers and one jobber used as a distraction that got the best of me. I should have known better, but if someone went to your home and rock bottom your wife and locked your kid in a closet you probably wouldn't be thinking straight too. Raptor it's ok, after that guitar shot I took from the Rock, I started to think more clearly. I got the Rock in a one on one situation and I left him a bloody mess right after you said that. So Raptor and the Rock now you both have a little taste of what this "grandpa" can do. Because I know that won't be nothing compared to what happens at Dark Horizon.

"Crush'em" blasts on the PA system as X-Cold goes to the turnbuckle and climb to the second rope as the fans cheer very loud and then X-Cold then climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp and disappear in the backstage*