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Punjab University Exam
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   Punjab Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam
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   Time Limit: 3 Weeks

   1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?

   2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with

   particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
   social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

   3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
   (a) build a bridge
   (b) sail the ocean
   (c) lead an army or
   (d) WRITE A PLAY

   4. What religion is the Pope?
   (a) Jewish
   (b) Catholic
   (c) Hindu
   (d) Polish
   (e) Agnostic (check only one)

   5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

   6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and
   the little hand is on the 5?

   7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8.
   What are people in India's far north called?
   (a) Westerners
   (b) Southerners
   (c) Northerners

   9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

   10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one
   being
   Akbar  the Sixth. Name the previous five.

   11. Where does rain come from?
   (a) Macy's
   (b) a 7-11
   (c) Canada
   (d) the sky

   12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
   (a) yes
   (b) no

   13. What are coat hangers used for?

   14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what
   country?

   15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
   -OR-spell
   your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

   16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

   17. Which part of India  produces the most oranges?
   (a) Gujarat
   (b) Russia
   (c) Canada
   (d) Pakistan

   18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do
   you have?

   19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?

   20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began
   when
   (approximately)? (a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting

   *You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*