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Read on to see Baby Know-it-all's exclusive interview with Neil Winters on July 20, 2000

B: So Neil, how do you feel about Drucilla staying in Genoa City?

N: Well I'm very happy that I get to see my daughter, Lily and that Dru's bone marrow has saved Olivia, the love of my life.

B: So you don't have anymore feelings for Dru?

N: Nope.  I do not love Dru.  Well maybe.  I'm just not quite sure anymore.

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B: So which sister do you really love? Is it Dru or Liv?

N: Well it's really hard to choose but since I'm such a good honest man I can't lead these 2 sisters on anymore.  I know they both love me but I'd have to say Olivia.

B: Hmm Olivia.  So you don't mind Malcolm kissing Dru? 

N: WHAT?!  How could he betray me like this?  We're BROTHERS and we stick together!  I'm truly ashamed.  I'm a self-righteous man who would never kiss his ex-wife!  I expect him to do the same!  

B: But didn't you just say that you love Olivia, his ex-wife?

N: Shoot!  You got me there!  Oh well I'm the better brother.  Malcolm could never kiss Victor's butt as well as I do!

B: No you're not!  You are a sorry excuse for a brother and an employee.  NO ONE should be proud to kiss someone's butt, especially Victor's!

N: Take that back! Everyone should be as lucky as I am.  Just to be within butt kissing distance of THE Victor Newman makes me proud!

B: Umm sure.  So do you plan on marrying Olivia?

N: Of course, I love her!

B: How convenient!  Olivia doesn't have to change her last name!

N: It's not like that Baby Know-it-all.  I LOVE Olivia with all my heart and since I am such a decent man, I will let my brother have Dru.

B: You will let your brother have Dru?  Aren't you full of yourself.

N: Well it's true.  I AM hot and I think my hair speaks for itself.

B: Whatever Neanderthal!  So you wouldn't mind if Malcolm and Dru got married?

N: Of course not!  Aren't I such a good man?

B: Well I guess but if you and Olivia got married and Malcolm and Dru got married, won't Lily and Nate be confused about who's their real dad and who's their uncle?

N: Baby Know-it-all I'm going to tell you this bluntly, I'm PERFECT.  I'll straighten everything out.

B: Neil, you have an over-sized ego and a really messed up family.  I'll be sure to book Lily and Nate an appointment with Dr. R. U. Cured.  They are going to need psychiatric help early because I think they'll be traumatized for life.  Well thank you for the interview Neil.  I'll see you around.

That's all folks!  I've had fun and I'll be back with the scoop on someone else in Genoa City.  So check back soon for my next exclusive interview with ???