Title: Kindergarten 1/?
Author: Cali-chan! You are pleased to meet me. ^-^
E-mail: silver_elf@edsamail.com.ph
Rating: PG (fluff fluff fluffy fic. ^_~)

"Kyaaa~aaaa!!", Wakaba hurried down the hallway, books tucked tightly under her arm. She burst into the kindergarten classroom and paused for breath, "Good *gasp* morning!"

Tatsumi peered up at her dissaprovingly from beneath wire rimmed spectacles, "Wakaba-sensei."

"Ha-hai?"

"Your late-", the boy looked down at his watch, "By ten minutes."

"Gomen gomen!", The young woman bounded to dump her things on her desk before turning around cheerfully, "Good morning children!"

"Good morning Wakaba-sensei!", a chorus of high pitched voices answered.

"Well class! Today we're going to practice our spelling and-"

"Wakaba-sensei!!", Watari pulled at her skirt, brown eyes wide in panic, "Tsuzuki's deathly sick!"

"WHAT!?!", she bounded towards the back of the room where the purple eyed boy was clutching the front of Hisoka's jacket while sobbing, "What's wrong?"

"A-a-a-a-a-a girl from another class kissed me!!!"

Wakaba face faulted, "Wha-what?"

Watari reached out and took his friends wrist as if feeling for a pulse, "I say you have 10 minutes before the Cootie germs eat up your liver.", Tsuzuki's eyes went saucer-like before burying his face in Hisoka's shirt once more. The green eyed boy took this all with a sigh, muttering 'baka' silently under his
breath.

"I don't wanna die! My sister promised me cookies when I got home!!!", his turned puppy like eyes up at Wakaba, "You can cure me... can't you Wakaba-sensei?"

"Of course I can!", she pondered on what sort of answer would satisfy the young boy.

Suddenly Muraki stepped forward and knelt beside Tsuzuki, eyes serious, "I know the cure."

Hisoka glowered at the other boy. Muraki was a bully and always followed him and Tsuzuki around even when they told him to go away, "You don't know anything Muraki!"

The silver haired boy smirked, "What makes you say that Hisoka?"

The boy hugged his best friend tighter, "Your a poopy head! Poopy heads don't know anything!"

"But my daddy's a doctor."

Tsuzuki sat up at that and looked at Muraki, making the silver haired boy flash a smile, "What's the cure?"

Muraki held up a finger, "Since a girl kissed you, you have to have a reverse effect right?"

Tsuzuki was impressed by the big words, "Really?"

"Uh-huh. So you have to have a boy kiss you where she did."

The whole class erupted into chaos. Tatsumi who had been watching what he thought what was a stupid childish display suddenly rushed forward and placed himself between Tsuzuki and Muraki, crossing his arms. Hisoka's glare, if possible, turned deadlier. Terazuma scoffed and turned his attention back to his drawing.

Watari slammed a fist to his open palm, "I should have figured that out! Makes sense!"

Wakaba shook her head, brown curls flying about her face, "You kids figure this out while I get the art materials!", she bounded out the door.

"Maa, Tsuzuki. Now where did that girl kiss you?"

"Right here Muraki."

"Nonononono!", Tatsumi pushed both of them apart, face beet red, "Muraki's a pervert! That's all fiction!"

"Fiction?... I had that for dinner last night!"

"That's chicken Tsuzuki.", Hisoka suddenly turned serious, "Where did he kiss you Tsuzuki?"

"Here."

"Did you catch that Tatsumi? Now go ahead."

"What?!", the boy's eyes widened until they were even larger than his glasses, "What are you implying?"

"Tatsumi always uses big words... I can't understand him!", Tsuzuki complained. He suddenly gasped in suprise as Muraki went past Tatsumi and placed a kiss on his left cheek. The older boy then pulled away all the while
smiling brightly, "All cured Tsuzuki."

"You-you-you stained Tsuzuki's innocence!", Tatsumi proceeded to chase the taller boy aroung the room, the shadows around him moving wildly.

"I'm all well now Hisoka!"

"... Baka." -_-

"Now class!", Wakaba reappeared, arms full of crayons, "It's time to draw!"

Tatsumi paused in his chasing of Muraki to look dissaprovingly at the material, "That so childish. My dad makes me use _real_ paint. Not watercolors but _real_ paint."

Tsuzuki beamed at him, "That's so cool Tatsumi!"

Tatsumi's mood brightened considerably, "You think so?"

"Now. Who will help me distribute the paint?", she smiled as Terazuma raised his hand, "Thank you Terazuma."

"Terazuma likes Wakaba-sensei!", Watari pointed out knowingly. Tatsumi and Muraki nodded as they heard this. Tsuzuki was too busy telling Hisoka how late he slept last night and didn't catch it, "My sister let me watch x-files till 10:00! I wasn't even sleepy!"

After the materials were distributed among the class Wakaba set the class to work.

Tsuzuki peered over Watari's shoulder, "What are you drawing Watari?"

"A tiger..."

"I see.", the purple eyed boy picked up the paper, "Cool!"

"Your holding it the wrong way.", Watari remarked drily.

"Oh yeah!", he flipped it over.

"It's still the wrong way!"

Meanwhile Tatsumi was deeply engrossed on his work. The money had to look crispy and the right kind of green was needed to make it look real. Good thing he memorized the faces on the bills.

"Come see what I've drawn Tsuzuki!", Muraki beckoned.

"... there's a lot of red. Is that a basketball?"

"No. My half-brothers head which I keep in my room.", Tsuzuki paled, "That over there's my pet cat's remains after I accidentally dropped the kitchen knife. Then there's my mothers finger when-"

Tsuzuki burst into tears which made Wakaba run towards them, "Muraki! How many times do I have to tell you! No bloody drawings in class! Only nice things."

"They are nice.", Muraki countered, looking pleased at the reaction he had gotten from Tsuzuki.

Hisoka tried to comfort his best friend when he returned to his seat, "I drew a picture of your kitten Byakko and your canary Suzaku."

"Saa~aaa! It's cool Hisoka! Can I have it after sensei checks it? I wanna post in on my wall!", Tsuzuki was once again all smiles.

"Sure. It's not that good tho-"

"It's cool! Really cool!", Hisoka blushed as his friend fawned over his drawing.

When they all submitted their drawings Wakaba clapped her hands, "Now children! Time for spelling! Then aftwerwards...", she left it hanging.

"SHOW AND TELL!", the children chorused happilly.
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The insanity will be continued. ^_-_^