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I'm just gonna put some crap that I write for school in here, ya know, too lazy to write pieces of art during my own time, but I assure you that my writings are far beyond anything you can write. That is, of course, anything crazy, I am the most critically insane literature genius there is and anyone who says otherwise will be promptly told that they are wrong. All of these writings come from quarterly projects for English, which the teacher gives something to write about, blah blah blah, I do something else and WHAMO! Instant genious! If you would like to submit your own evil literature, go ahead, see if I care, but if it seems the least bit better than mine, I will kill you and claim it for my own! This thing below is just a little tid-bit from my earlier works (I did pret-ty shabby work during the first quarter), so I don't think much of what I have written at that time was what I'd consider reading material |
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Yes, Killer Lawn Gnomes, with a name so innocent, and yet secretly bearing that which makes one think of the darker side of what they thought to be so lovable. Lawn gnomes, forever still in the gardens of many, carrying out such simple tasks as watering, wheelbarreling soil, and other just giving a friendly wave to passerbys, for all eternity...What if, they had a dark side, that which is unseen in the glimmering rays, but at night, where shadows illuminate their hideous grins, and none are near to witness their acts of pure evil and carnage, tearing at stranglers who wander the streets at night alone with their knives, spades, hoes, and sometimes, their bare hands. Where do they dispose of the bodies, you ask? Well, they were meant for garden use, I'm sure they can make good furtilizer out of their victims. |
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