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My long term goals are to create the band Killer Lawn Gnomes, rule the world (possibly the universe) and to become a travelling hobo that leaves a trail of misery and despair along his lonely and mysterious path. Who wouldn't want to be famous? To be recognized everywhere you go and have crowds of people swarm you asking questions and requesting autographs, and then have the crowd fight against each other in a death match in order to gain the attention of me! ME! MUH HAHAHA! That kind of fan-based dedication is probably unheard of, but not for long! Oh, and I'm sure that at some point in everyone's life, they think about ruling the world. Yes, I know you're guily of this. Oh you aren't? You lie! Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!!! Umm, o-k, anyways, ruling the world as a goal goes right up there with achieving world peace, real thin line between those two goals... For the hobo part of my goals in life, I just feel that walking to any destination of my choice without any boundaries nor taxes n' such to pay (except when I get hungry or really start smelling bad, that's a good time to get some money) would be one of the greatest feelings of freedom I'll ever achieve in life. To be able to meet new people, destroy lives, and wreak havoc! Who would ever suspect the hobo of tourching down the children's burn ward? I certainly wouldn't! All in all, my long term goal in life is to do whatever I feel like doing at any given time. I might enlist in the ARMY, find it too boring or stressful, get kicked out by means of insanity, then roam the countryside in search of members to join my allegiance in my goal to start a new world order of love and peace. After I gather enough people to suit my needs, I brain wash them into becoming a mindless zombie army to be used at my disposal, which I will use to torment and annoy the hell out of people (zombies tend to make stupid groaning noises and they limp a lot, I'm sure that would annoy anyone to the point of insanity)! |
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