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One thing I'd like to do before I die... Normally, I'd think of something insanely stupid to put here, but I'm coming up with a blank. I think it might be fun to go skydiving, to be able to plummet from over a thousand feet up in the air to what would be my certain doom, if I wasnt wearing my jetpack that is! It's always fun to cheat death, just to have the feeling of slapping it right in the face and running off giggling as it yells profanities while shaking it's fists. As it would seem, near-death experiences are often the best, it always gives people something to talk about, but no such thrill can be achieved through a prearranged event, it has to be spontanious and unexpected, like being ganged up on by a mob of lawn gnomes, not many live through that to gloat about it (or to weep, those lawn gnomes don't leave many limbs attached to the body...). So, before I die, I think a ridiculous number of near-death experiences would be best, that or to die in one of the most bizzare and memorable ways possible (but that wouldn't be considered to be a before death experience now, would it?). I might now even live long enough to acquire any of my desired demises, considering how I plan to live my life in the most mischievious and stupidest ways possible. I can write my own series of Curious George books with the crazy day-to-day antics I'm going to put myself through! All I need now is someone to tag along to play the part of the guy in the big yellow hat... |
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