| Drinking and driving has effected society in ways no mere mortal could ever see... Thanks to the carelessness of these individuals, night runners have been run down time and time again. These people are easily identified by their bright neon-orange vests, so seeing one of these in the street late at night more than likely signifies there is also a corpse to be found within this garment (unless the driver made a real mess of the poor guy and drenched it in blood, leaving no sign of the vest's cheery colors...that can't be good). Also, what about paranoid people? It's bad enough they have to worry about waking up buried in a coffin and falling through the ground only to be greeted by the dark underlord and suffer an eternity of pain, torment, and singing characters from children's shows (a.k.a. the big talking dinosaur and those things with televisions imbedded in their stomachs that shows the souls of the children thye have collected through the years. I wish I had one of those...). Now these people have to worry about people barreling down the street at any given time and running them down in a drunken rage! That's not very nice. Also, people in vehicles have something to worry about when they're playing I spy with their children in the back seat. I doubt they'll be playing that game ever again after one says, "I spy with my little eye... A CRAZED MANIAC HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US!!!". Then comes the screeching of the wheels, the slamming of the cars, and the blood splatteres on the windshields. Think about the people that have to clean all that!!! And what about the endless commercials about having a sober friend drive when you're too drunk to do it yourself?! If this wasn't such a problem here, we could do away with those commercials and possibly see an advertisement for a product that might be of some use! |
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