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Significant, aye? I could go for that kind of cash, but gaining such a massive amount of cash (at least $1,000,000, anything less would just be stupid. Who ever heard of a guy getting rich with anything less than $1,000,000? It's absurd!) would be more trouble than it's worth. Actually, it would be worth it, but still, to safely escape the rules and regulations of police investagations and having it all confiscated would be a pain, but I guess I could just move to another county (like Guatemala!). Still, not knowing who the money belonged to or what it was going to be used for (perhaps to save the lives of hundreds of infected lima beans) would more than likely make me go mad, resulting in me having a collection of lawn gnomes that "talks to me" every night and sometimes steal my undergarments, then I'll roam the country side wondering why people like pants so much, they're everywhere! You can't go anywhere nowadays without seeing at least 1 pair of pants...I guess I would hand the money over to the authorities and hope that the 30 day thing for someone to come in and claim it will wear off so that I can run off with the cash! Then I can put all of that money in the bank, live off the interest, never lift a finger ever again and end up dying of obesity because I ate too many Chihuahuas... |
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