This is the start of the 4th quarter portfolio, what I believe to be me best works yet! Don't take my word for it, read for yourself you lazy bastard!
	What is your single worst fear?
		My single worst fear would have to be clowns... With all that face paint they wear, always laughing, smiling, pulling sick and cruel practical jokes on people. How was I to know he was going to shoot water in my eye when he asked me to smell his flower, huh? HUH?!??! They haunt me at night, I'd be trying to get to sleep and all I can see are images of clowns, always smiling, laughing, being fat, juggling stuff, hitting me over the head with a mallot, smacking me with a 20 pound fish, riding around on unicycles while throwing pies at me... Every time I see a clown, I always try to avoid him, but sometimes it seems I just can't run fast enough...            One time, as I was walkin' down a pretty empty street, there was this clown that seemed to be performing for passer-bys, lookin' to earn some spare change. I tried crossin' the street to avoid him, but he followed me. Every time I turned around, he'd just be standing around, lookin' around innocently, maybe readin' up on the news, but I knew, oh I knew. He thought I wasn't on to his little follow-unsuspecting-guy-while-trying-to-not-let-guy-know-I'm-follwing-him plan, but it wasn't working.  I knew that I wasn't walking in place nor did he just so happen to teleport to my locations, so I began to run. I ran for what seemed forever, but it was when I made it to the abandoned warehouses that things really started getting crazy. I ran from one building to the next, but every time I thought I lost him, I'd hear those sounds made from his infernal shoes as he grew near, *squeek* *squeek* *squeek* *squeek* *squeek* *squeek* *squeek* "GAAHHH!!"
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