I ran for everything I ever held dear in life: for me, myself, my kick-ass fingers, and for my stuffed bunny rabbit waiting for me at home, I couldn't let them down! I ran like I never have ran before, but that didn't get me very far. Soon, I was cornered, and as he slowly walked up to me, I cringed at the thoughts of what horrendous inhumane acts he had planned for me. As I was scrunched up in my corner in a fetal position, he slowly bent down until he was literally breathing down my neck, and started breathing like a mad man! Then, he began to do what I first believed to be a sneeze, "Ah, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hey, wanna smell my flower?". Being paralyzed in fear and not being able to think straight, I complied with his request at no extra charge, "*sniff* *sniff*, smell nice" I said, but then "Oh yeah? WELL THIS DOESN'T!!!!" BAM! A 20 pound trout right in my face. As I laid there, stunned, the clown pulls out this device, and in the distance you could hear a "*beep* *beep*". 30 seconds later a driverless little midget car busts it's way through a wall in the warehouse. Quite frankly, I was impressed that a clown possessed such technology that could only be found in a Batman movie. "Well, my work here is done" he said, as he went to do a triple-axel cartwheel backflip combo into the window of his midget car, where his buttox got stuck trying to squeeze through the window, and then he rode off into the distance with his ass hanging out the window....Man I hate clowns.
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