The one characteristic that I want to change about myself is my freakin lazyness. I can't have people know and fear my name if I'm too lazy to actually commit any acts of un-SPEAKABLE horrors, now can I? No, it is impossible to avoid, but I, like all other evil leaders of the world, must put a little effort into my work so that I may rise to the rank of super jerk dictator! I shall hoarde all of the land's riches and sit on a throne made of the bones of my enemies (encrusted with diamonds made into the shapes of smiley faces!). No matter how badly I want to rule the world, I'm just way too lazy to put any effort into it. I might consider doing something, but then I'll just resort to doing something stupid, like video games, or food, or hopscotch. Maybe someday, when I'm out of school and have no real responsiblities (I-I'm sorry, but did you just say something about paying the bills? That's so lame, who pays bills anymore?), I'll work on creating my empire, first starting with hobos, then some loser kids, and then, the world!