HAHA! You loser, I bet your world stinks pret-ty badly, doesn't it? Well not over here it doesn't! Nothing but care free living, clean air, and world peace over here. So how are things on your side of the timeline, huh? I bet things are really bad where you are. You future people, you've probably gone and screwed up our relations with the other countries, havn't you? Why can't you people learn to get along with everyone else like we do, I mean, we've disbanded the idea of seperate races long ago. Sure, there might be people who look different, possibly even smell different, but they are all just people after all. Everyone just lives in intermixed communities over here, side by side, layin out in the sun, sippin down a nice cool glass of popeelo juice. What's that? You've never heard of popeelos?!?! Don't tell me you people let the last of the popeelo trees die. Oh man, those were the sweetest fruit you would have ever tasted, it's like having a party of squirrels in your mouth and they're all going bananas (maybe with a side of nuts)! Yeah, over here, animals and humans live side by side, taking each other out for walks, picking out each other's fleas, it's great!
Tell me, do you have to work? Because we sure as hell don't! We all spend our time screwin' around, frolicking through the fields, writing letters to people in the future and tell them about much better our lives are than theirs, it's crazy-great! Yeah, well you're probably sick of listening to how bad you've got it, and how nearly every necessity in life is provided free of charge by nature itself, and how there's no such thing as evil or hate in this world. By now you must be feeling horribly depressed to the point where you're probably considering taking your own life because of your craptacular life, so I'll just leave you at that.
Everything You Wish You Were, Murdoc