If you don't want to get fat, just don't fucking go to McDonalds.


Man, this is pathetic. My day at school today was going great until last period, which is Life Skills. At the beginning, all the other kids were talking because Mr. Redecker hadn't told us that class was starting, then all of a sudden, Mr. Holmes (the TA who is horrible and needs to be fired ASAP) wrote the names of a few kids on the board as a warning not to talk. Johnny got up after this and bumped into me while walking, so I told him not to bump into me, and Mr. Holmes put my name up on the board as well. Then we had to sit quietly for a minute, or else we'd all get study hall.

You're probably wondering what this has to do with McDonalds, but I'm getting to that. Anyways, after the minute passed, Mr. Redecker turned on "Super-Size Me!", which in case you don't know is a documentary where this guy eats nothing but McDonalds for a month, and he gets fat and has all sorts of crap happen to his body like some stuff that I can't recall. The entire premise is idiotic, because it's a given that fast food restaraunts will have overall, shitty fattening food. No need to have a guy screw up his body to prove that. From what I saw in the documentary before it showed him on the "McDiet", he was doing it because there was a lawsuit against McDonalds because a couple of dumbass parents overfed their kids with McDonalds until they became living buckets of lard.
The level of stupidness that some people can obtain is unbelievable. Obviously you shouldn't feed your kid McDonalds 3 meals a day, so if your kid (or you) gets fat, it's your own fucking fault. Don't sue McDonalds for that. They never came into your home, knocked you out, then had you reawake naked and tied up, forced to eat super-thin patties and old fries until you explode. Throughout, anti-McDonalds artwork was shown, like Ronald McDonald dressed up in a devil suit, and a huge Ronald McDonald surrounded by various cartoon characters at a table over a plate (known as "The Last Supper"). Throughout, the movie kept on saying "Sue those bastards!" That French person they interviewed was right about how it's the American way to sue. Lawsuits happen way too often over stupid things. I read this story one time where this moron was skating a half-pipe at Tony Hawk's house without Tony's permission (so he was on someone else's property), broke his leg, and then sued the shit out of Tony. It's not Tony's fault your leg is broken, and it's not Ronald's fault your clothes are 10 sizes too small.

Back to my class, we were expected to write a question about the propoganda during the part of the movie that we saw. I didn't write one because I couldn't think of anything, and so did a lot of other kids, it seems. So everyone who didn't write a question got an automatic zero for the class, which is so fucked up, I punched some kid next to me in the stomach. His stomach then blew out through his back, and as it was flopping on the floor, the kid jumped on me, biting and scratching me. I elbowed his crotch, then I threw him into Mr. Holmes, and they both flew out the window and splattered all over the parking lot. At least something good happened that period. Anyways, first thing tommorow, I'm talking with the principal about how apalling today's Life Skills was.