| JOHNNY IS A POSER |
| Okay, for those of you not in the know, Johnny is one of those kids at my school who's retarded, but not quite peeing himself while screaming about toys retarded, although that isn't terribly off. Mostly, Johnny is annoying, in the way that he tries to be cool, and he thinks he's cool, but all he's doing is making jokes that wouldn't be out of place in a bad '80s cartoon, and pissing everyone off by trying to sound cool and being an asshole for no reason in particular. Like earlier today, we were playing kickball (a game that's like baseball, except there's a soccer ball used in place of a baseball), and I was at first base. Kevin kicked the ball and I ran to second, then to third, where Johnny was. When I got within about 5 feet of the plate, he fucking tried to trip me. What the fuck is his problem?!? I did the right thing by kicking him. He also tried to trip some other people including Kevin, who also kicked him. That little shit deserved it. Now about his jokes. They're horrible. One time a few days ago, when we were playing baseball, he managed to run a home run, only because the 3 people guarding first, second, and third, all suck. When he got back, the girls were cheering him on, then he started saying how sexy he is, and that he's a chick magnet, and a bunch of other painfully dumb things. |
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| As you can see from the above picture, he's also fat, and he seems to pause in the middle of every sentence. He also laughs at his own "jokes", which is something you NEVER do. I was pissed off at his bragging, so I decided to bring him back down to earth by telling him he sucks. He then said "And the- and the- and there's one lady who... DOESN'T love me. OHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" So not only does he call me a lady, but his delivery is horrible, and again, he laughs at his own joke. If anything, I should be the one calling him a lady, because I've outrun him backwards. No joke. I was being weird as usual at yet another PE time, and I managed to piss him off, so I then started running away from him backwards. He was really slow, and he kept on coughing. I'm not even all that active, and I could outrun Johnny backwards. That's just sad. Speaking of that, he never does his homework. Whenever the teacher asked him why he didn't do his homework, he says in a frustrated tone that he was too busy with his other work. Hey Johnny, do you think it might just be because you're LAZY, perhaps? Hmm? No wonder he got an F in Social Skills last year. No matter how much time he's given to do work, he always manages to not do his work. He should be held back a grade next year. Maybe that'll teach him to not slack off all the time. I could go on, but I think you understand by now exactly why he bothers me. |
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