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They have no talent whatsoever, and their songs all follow the same basic formula. Plus, they have so much teen angst, you'd swear their penises (however small they are) urinate angst. A guaranteed plan for hit singles and multi-platinum albums (the two that they have). They're basically the Poison (remember those guys?) of today. And Chester's (the lead pussy) comments about this year's Ozzfest not being varied at all are hypocritical. LP's songs are all way too similar. Plus, this year is probably the best year for Ozzfest. There're only a few Nu Metal bands, and a whole bunch of great bands (Slayer (again), Dimmu Borgir, Judas Priest (reunited with Halford!), Black Sabbath, etc., all of which are very different. It's a shame I missed my chance to go this year. But anyways, scum like Linkin Park shouldn't be earning this much money. There're a million bands more deserving than them, yet they get all the money, because all the teenage posers buy their albums. Teenagers today dissapoint me. There're so many who just follow the trends, trying to be cool by listening to music more formulaic than Saturday Morning Cartoons and being more anorexic than Ashley (or is it Mary-Kate? I can't tell the difference). When I grow up, I'm gonna fart on every last member of Linkin Park. I'll hunt them down when they least expect it; when they're sleeping, when they're being hit on by some 12 year old girl, or anytime, really. I'll pretend to be one of them. I'll then turn around, bend over, and FART!!!
RAAAAAAAAAH!
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