the sad sad story of jackal
	Jackal was but a poor, poor, shabby robot who lived with a poor, poor, shabby family. Everyday, he wished to become a real boy. His family consisted of a dad named Rupert who worked a low wage job as a janitor at Jackal's school, a mom named Elizabeth who was a housewife, and a younger sister named Kristina who was 2 grades behind Jackal at his school. How, may you ask, did Jackal come to live with this poor family? Well, that's a story for another time, lads and lasses. This is the story of how Jackal came to- well, I wouldn't wanna spoil it for you, would I? No, of course not. Anyways, our story begins in Jackal and Kristina's school. Mrs. Kelly, Jackal's 8th grade Algebra teacher, was going over the basics of Algebra, when a giant worm came through the window. Everything was disrupted, as the worm ate Mrs. Kelly, a computer, and the TA, Mr. Jablomie.