Once upon a time, there was a fat geeky boy named Terry. He says to his momma "I WANTSZA PC" but momma'sl ike "OH NOES YOU NEED GOOD GRADES HOME DAWG" so the boy is liek "I BE A GOOD BOY MOMMA JUST YOU WATCH" and he sets off on his journey. He was so excited, he jumped up and down until his boy-tits shook so violently that they flew off and hit some kids in the face. He then grabbed them and put them back on like right, while apologizing to the victims. Their skulls was crush-ed in, so he decides to take their skulls and grind them up and smoke them. He created like, a new drug, homes, and he was happyer than normal.
