-you spend hours with your best buddy trying to perfect the fusion dance

-you got to Rag Shop and buy fabric so u can make a gi like Goku's/Vegitto's

-you buy football shoulder pads, paint them a little, and pass them off as Saiyan armor

-you pick a fight with the school bully, while wearing your new armor

-after getting you ass kicked doing the above, you eat jellybeans in the hospital and say they're senzu beans

-whenever someone pisses you off, u try to blast them away with a kamehameha (or whatever ki attack you like best)

-you burn down a building, and say you did it because you Majin Buu toy told you to

-whenever you see a hot girl, you say "Well, she's alright, but she'd be cuter with blue hair like Bulma"

-you spray Binaca into a lighter and pass it of as a kamehameha (don't try that at home!!)

-you cry whenever a good guy on the show dies

-you're failing math class because you spend the whole time drawing ki blasts

-at any given point, you can give a convincing argument on why 'Rock the Dragon' is the best theme of them all

-your smile is slanted to the left, like Vegita

-whenever you get pissed, you draw the Majin 'M' on your forehead and go buck-wild

-you're absolutely sure you have a dragonball in your possesion

-Whenever your running, you pretend your flying real fast and you have an energy trail

-when DBZ comes on, you mute the TV and create your own dialogue

-you create a working scouter out of toaster parts, some glass, and tape

-whenever there's a full moon, you stare at it hoping to turn into an Oozaru

-you have a strage fetish with the DBZ gals(or guys for the ladies)

-you suddenly jump on your desk, and tell everyone in your class that they have pitifully low power levels compared to you

-at random times you and your friends stop abruptly, and pose like the Ginyu Force

-you can't comprehend why you haven't turned Super Saiyan yet even though you have royal Saiyan blood in your veins

-your pets are a blue cat named Puar, a white cat named Karrin, a black cat that just hangs on your shoulder named Scratch, a monkey named bubbles, a cricket named Gregory, and a frog named Ginyu

-you create your own flying Nimbus by covering you skateboard in yellow-dyed cotton balls

-whenever one of your relatives come over and DBZ is playing, you give them a detailed description of what's going on

-you record all the catchy phrases on the show onto your little tape recorder

-whenever you're at a loss for words, you pull out your tape recorder, and play vegita saying "This planet is history!"

-whenvever your scared, you affirm yourself by contunuously saying "I am Vegita, the strongest fighter in the unverse"

-for some reason whenever you think of Mr. Popo, you giggle

-you've learned Japanese by watching non-stop dubbed episodes

-then you look for any flaws in the characters' grammer

-you can't remember how life was before DBZ

-Vegita USED to be your favorite character until he stole the love of your life...Bulma

-your final wish is to be buried with all your DBZ goods

-you spend your entire allowance buying hair gel to look like Vegita's

-when that doesn't work out, you decide to lick a wall outlet

-well, your dead now, but at least your got your hair to look the way you wanted it

more to come...






* If you have some funny ideas for this list, send them in!