The Yakman

Basic Stats:

Name: Bert Bowman
Age: 24
DOB: June 25th, 1978 Sign: Cancer
Hair and Eye color: Brown and blue
Yak Since: As long as there have been Yaks, he has been one.
How he became a Yak: Made the tribe
Favorite Quote: "As long as the sun's not up, it's still dark." - Terry Mellinger (Yak Pimp)
Favorite things include: wrestling, music, video games, movies, Cherry Coke, Malbourough Lights, "my testicles, I'm kind of attatched to them"

Place of employment: TSR (with the Yak Enforcer)
How he is furthering the tribe: Active recruiter "and other kingly duties, and somehow never getting any from the non-existant Yak Concubine, I guess that's why I'm not getting any, right?"
Favorite Yak: "All Yaks are equal in my eyes"
If he could be known for anything it would be: Wrestling "have my face on t-shirts"

Personal Observations:

While at times this Yak can be very reserved, the Yakman has also been known to spend his own glorious time in the spotlight. You can't help but be drawn to him (must be his "animal magnetism"), and he is easy to get along with. He makes friends easily, which is good, or the tribe would still be 5 of us in high school. This particular picture was taken soon after the Yakman's 22nd birthday. Notice that he is sporting a shirt promoting his favorite beer. He can most often be found in the company of The Yak Boob Inspector, The Yak Enforcer, and the Yak Fire Chief. He is heavily into the local wrestling scene as well, so if you've been here before the WWE drafts him, then you can say you knew him "Way back when..."

Alright, who the hell had the idea to put me up against a mime?!

This man is the heart of the Yak Tribe. Without him, none of us would be as enlightened as we are now. For truely, where are the Yaks without the shephard? I'll tell you. We're all standing on mountain tops somewhere, laughing at the little old men that sit on the top of them and spout "wisdom" to those who are stupid enough to believe that they have to look outside themselves to find it. (Most of the time one of us throws our voice to the back of the cave, and when he turns around, we pants him. For some reason, they always fall for that.) But we always come back down to meet for Taco Day.

Bert currently resides in York with The Yak Boob Inspector, and the Yak Enforcer's Bitch.

(The Yakman's first wrestling match as Nick Castle)