Pain, you know I love it!

Basic Stats:

Name: Jay or Sam/Marcus
Age:26
DOB: June 20, 1976 Sign: Gemini (obviously)
Hair and eye color: Blue and brown
Yak Since: 2002
How he became a Yak: voted in
Favorite Quote: "When in doubt, bomb them." & "Tastes like CHICKEN!"
Favorite things include: obituaries, antique urns, anything black, public executions
Place of Employment: TSR (Technical Satellite Repair) 1 yr.
How he is furthering the Tribe: "by beating it into people's heads"
Favorite Yak: Kee
If he could be known for anything it would be: "Death" (as in becoming Thanatos)

Personal Observations:

When first looking at Jay, you notice that he is quiet and sublime. The world moves, and his eyes follow it all. But when he finally opens his mouth and talks to you, you realize that he hasn't been just watching the world, he's been participating. And it's just one long hard-core match. On that same vein, he is like a rabid wendigo on a leash, just waiting to turn around and bite the asshole holding the reigns. Yes, he really does have a "Little Sam" doll.

Seriously, aside from the fact that he can wreck some major havoc, he is not all chaos and insanity. Even though this might tarnish his wrestling gimmick a little, it can honestly be said that he is a genuinely nice guy. He is intelligent and loyal to a fault as well. Who can judge that having a low tolerance for stupid people isn't a virtue?

 Lemme at im, Lemme at im!
Tastes like chicken! He is extremely close with Dudley and his family, who he has known and worked with in and out of the ring for years. While sometimes it is easy to be put off by his alienating attitude, it is definitely worth it to spend the time to get to know him. I mean, you can't run around biting people ALL the time. And wouldn't it solve the population problem if more people were cannibals?
Jay resides in the York area but spends most nights at the Yak Boob Inspector's house.