Basic Stats:

Name: Eric Seager
Age: 27 DOB: August 24, 1975 Sign: Virgo
Hair and Eye color: Brown and Grey/bluish
Yak Since: 1996
How he became a Yak: "I woke up one morning and I was a member"
Favorite Quote: "How can you find love in another man's hairy ass?" - Sam Kinison
Favorite things: Kee, Bones, Doo, pulsing orb of love, being the Yak social director
Place employed: Home Depot (6 mo.)
How promoting the tribe: "I have a recording where I'm saying 'Big Burning Ball of Hate' on the air..." [click here to download]
Favorite Yak: "I can't have a favorite, I love them all so much...but the Yak Prophet says 'Kee'"
If you could be known for anything: World Domination

Personal Observations:

This Yak is a genuine mover and shaker! When he's not concocting something in the kitchen (that is, if Kee hasn't already made something or no one's called Domino's) he's calling to make sure that all Yaks are present or accounted for as he performs his role as Social Director. Beware: teasing this Yak will result in teasing in return! This Yak can be tempermental at times, but is always good for a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen, or just a good laugh.

Not so stable himself at times, he is a stabilitating factor in the tribe itself. He goes out of his way to make sure that people feel included in events. However, because he is also the owner of the Yak Prophet [see also Vorpal Farts] he can drive people away just as quickly. Especially after Taco Day.

The Prophet itself speaks in mysterious ways; only Leak can interpret what it says. My deduction is that it is a combination of timbre and smell, however this is only a theory. The secret itself lies within the Prophet, and I don't see any hands raised for butt spelunking volunteers. So the mystery of the Prophet remains one, although it's Prophecies are many and often, unlike Mount Vesuvius, who at least waits a few hundred years between every eruption that spells doom for the villagers.