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Basic Stats: Name: Mike McGuire |
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Personal Observations: He is physically imposing and mentally daunting (just the way he likes it). It makes him happy to see you pause for a second glance, just to see if he is serious. Would he actually rip off your arms and beat you with them? Do you want to take that chance? The fact that most people answer "no" to that question keeps him out of a lot of trouble. A man of many travels and many secrets, Mike is rarely seen the same place more than once. (In fact if it wasn't for his mom we would never know where to find him...) He is a long-time veteran of capture the flag, and also a co-inventor of the popular Yak sport "FISH!ball". In the featured picture on the right you can see him in his track uniform with a shot put in front of him. (You don't ever want to know what it feels like to have 10 pounds of lead flying towards your skull...) Despite his best intentions to look threatening (which he does well) he is completely loyal almost to a fault. He will do his best to stand by his friends come hell or high water (and he's hoping for a little mayhem anyway, so go ahead and bring hell on!) |
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One of the first Yaks, he has maintained a close friendship especially with Greg, the Yak Shaman. There were also times in the past where he was known by the alias "Blade Chance", which involved adventures driving around in a purple '78 Ford Monarch. He says that his current motto is "Eat Lead" which are believed to have started early with his ROTT (Rise of the Triad) frag sessions in the Penn State York computer lab, and continue on today in another multi-player first person shooter. Mike is definitely a fan of violence. Better phrasing; Mike is a conneseuir of violence. And no one has a taste for it quite like him. |
| This Yak currently lives in an apartment in York city, coincidentally right across from the Yakman himself (which is a point of amusement since neither of them knew it until recently...) |