Basic Stats:

Name: Jeffery Mummert, Jr.
Age: 20
DOB: December 25th, 1981 Sign: Capricorn
Hair and Eye Color: brown
Yak Since: 2000
How he became a Yak: "the details are fuzzy, alcohol was involved I believe..."
Favorite Quote: [click here to download]
Favorite things: "The Neverending Story"/"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", the color yellow, cheesecake (plain), grenadine and coke
Place of employment: Bubbie's Bagels
How he is furthering the tribe: "Through my experiences with Christianity, I relate to those who just plain don't understand. Also, I party a lot and act stupid, and preach of a yakness they may or may not ever attain."
Favorite Yak: Yak Shaman (Greg)
If he could be known for anything it would be: "I'd like to be known for saving the sanity of at least one of the people I've come to corrupt."

Personal Observations:

This Yak happens to be the only Christian of the group. Founded on that upbringing, he founded the Yak Church. Despite what might seem like a difference in beliefs between the Yak Reverend and the Yak Shaman, (who is also the Rev's father...) these two Yaks actually share a common bond in their worship practices. Tired of the in-playing and the selfishness of the Christian church, this Reverend tends toward the trees of Reymeyer's over the pews and altars of the Church. Open-minded, the two Holy Yaks compare beliefs and ideas on many an occasion, but the best conversations are held when the Yak Shaman is drunk and reciting poetry at the same time. A favorite Yak moment that came up was the mass emails that the Tribe was participating, where a poll was taken amongst the Yak heirarchy on whether or not Reverends of the Church of Yak were allowed to "get some". The Yak Reverend was still a virgin at the time, and it quickly became a hot topic. Because Yaks generally are free spirits, they all unanimously agreed that the Yak Reverend should not miss any of the joy in life just because he felt a higher calling. As a part of his position, the Yak Reverend gives blessings over large meals, appealing to the Power of the Yak to give us continued longevity and safety as well as the power to smite our enemies. He was also a part of Kee and Leak's wedding, lending them the Divine Blessing that only the Yak can give in a bread-breaking ceremony. He and the Yak Shaman also derived the idea of The Book of Yak, but has not made any entries of his own at the present.