Basic Stats:

Name: Terry Mellinger
Age:
DOB: Sign:
Hair and Eye Color: Blonde/Blue
Yak Since: 1996
How he became a Yak: voted in by Yakman
Favorite Quote: "As long as the sun's not up, it's still dark."
Favorite things include: his son, purple, "watching two grown people beat the crap out of each other in a wrestling ring"
Place of employment: Currently Unemployed
How he is furthering the tribe: raising his son, a "Yak-in-training"
Favorite Yak: Kee
If he could be known for anything it would be: being a Professional Wrestler or Race car driver

Personal Observations:

Another one of the original tribe, and eerily enough, this one's breeding! (Lock your windows and bolt your doors...) Surely one of the most energetic Yaks. Fond memories of this Yak include playing ball by the old high school with the Yakman and the Yak Chef, before there was even a Yak Tribe. A die-hard fan of Pink Floyd, this Yak also enjoys Pokemon in it's many forms and shares a love of that cute electric mouse Pikachu with the Yak Web Admin. His favorite Yak moment was when a vote was taken to see if the Yak Reverend was allowed to "get some". We believe that when he does, this incorrigible Yak Pimp will surely offer one of his women to do the job...for a price. While a Toyota might not exactly be a pimpmobile, he is one to make due with what he has, and the pull strings for what he wants. However, all of that would be put aside in half a second for his son, who he loves more than life itself. Always good with children, his proficiency shines when he is with his child.