Brick: (noun) The color Mooch's face turns when you say this noun repeatedly.

Bullshit Artist: (noun) A person who talks out of their ass all the time; ie they spout off about something they are an "expert on" and try to sell themselves more than what they "believe" in.

Butt Coffee: (noun) If I have to write the definition of this...

Brpdrp: [said BURP-eh-derp](noun) Bastard without the vowels.

Cock: (noun) Word of the month at Kee's house. Also the male reproductive organ.

Doo: (noun) Name of Kee's cat. Also used as a reference to all cats.

Heart Vein: (noun) Usually used in conjunction with the phrase "Twist the knife" or "Stab me in the..." Meaning one of the aorta connected to the heart, causing a lot of pain, trauma, and leaving a bloody mess.

Hose Beast: (noun) More recognizable in it's shorter form "ho".

Fuckalicious: (adj) Meaning that a guy/girl or guys/girls are very appeasing to the eye, and hence instantly fuckable (at least a 7 on a scale of 10, 10 being outstandingly good-looking)

Lert: (noun) Usually come in groups; lead by the Lert Queen. Popular recruiting propaganda "Be a Lert!" At one time was at war with the Wares.

M-ah!: (noun, verb, adj.) A word in Kee and Leak's mushy love language.

Neilferatu: (noun) The Undead form of Neil James. Scourge of The Yak Tribe (and mostly the Yak Shaman)

Modified Two Second List: (noun) A list of fuckalicious men/women. Different from the Two Second List because the men/women that make this list are of outstanding quality overall, and thusly much shorter than the Two Second List, which might include hundreds. The phrase associated most with this list is "I'd bend over a table for him in two seconds!" or something of the equivalent for a female.

Oi: Exclamaition. Followed either by vey (signifying frustration) or by itself, suggesting a more sexual and provocative meaning.

OWS (Online Ho Syndrome): Symptoms of this include excessive flirtation with one of the opposite sex over the internet, getting on the internet exclusivly for flirting, and everything pertaining there-to. Term originated by Neil James. (Logan is currently experiencing symptoms of OWS)

Pig-fucker: (noun) One who engages in intercource with beasts of the porcine nature.

Pimpmobile: (noun) Any make of car that a pimp and his hos would be seen in - ie. Cadillacs, Pontiacs, etc.

Prophecy: (noun) A rumble from the vicinity of Leak's posterior, known in some cases to bring glimpses of the future. (As in, when you hear the sound, you know what you're going to be smelling.)

Swamp Ass: (noun) A sweaty, dirty ass. Most notably found on summer days.

Sweizlesnort: (slang) This word doesn't really fit into a sentance, since it's not a noun, verb, etc. Most commonly it is used to make people laugh uncontrollably.

Turd Burglar: (noun) One who smuggles excrement.

Two Second List: (noun) A list of fuckalicious men/women. Usually brought into the list by beeing seen and then the following quote, "I'd do him/her in two seconds!"

Uncle Fucker: (noun) Someone who engages in intercourse with the brother of his/her mother or father. Also a South Park reference.

Vorpal Fart: (noun) If you've ever seen Labrynth, you know what the Bog of Eternal Stench is purported to smell like. Vorpal Farts are an especially dangerous breed of fart that doesn't get better with ventilation, and a fan will only circulate the smell for an extended period of time instead of helping to dissipate it. Think of farts as dirt, and Vorpal Farts as mud. It gives a whole new dimension to farting.

Wibbler: (noun) Anything that wibbles, or bobs back and forth. Most commonly found in the neck muscles. Also another name for Logan.

The Zero Second List: (noun) The most special of all Lists. This is a person of superb quality; the highest compliment you can give someone of the opposite sex. Person is commonly a 10 on a person's looks list, but not defined by looks alone. Usually this is only one person. Phrase associated with this list is commonly "I'd do him/her in no time at all." sometimes with the addendum "and make it last forever"