This is a list of names of Yaks that have defiled Yakdom, and have been expelled from our ranks. Our Yak is a merciful Yak, but even he has little patience for idiots.

Scott Wohler - Yak Hacker (Yakker) (neutered)
Mindy Greenlee - Queen Yak (beheaded)
Gina Sloane - Yak Priestess (drawn and quartered)

"And the Yak sayeth 'striketh these from the list, so that they may walk on this earth with no heads. They have defiled My greatness, and so shall they be ruined, fated to walk this earth as an empty husk beneath the Big Burning Ball of Hate...'" -The Yak