(In no particular order)

What does everybody want?!

My name is Cornholio!

I am a Mystik Knight of Oingo Boingo

Really, this is just idiocy!

Never say anything bad about the man!

You know what would be even funnier?

Mick Foley/Socko
Al Snow/Head
Sir Sean Connery
Mike Judge (Beavis and Butthead)
Terry Pratchett (Discworld Novels)
Todd Macfarlane (Spawn)
Seth Macfarlane (The Family Guy)
Matt Groenig (Simpsons/Futurama)
Lita (WWF)
Wynona Rider
Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, etc)
Quentin Tarantino (Res. Dogs, etc)
Vince Macmahon (WWF owner)
Geddy Lee (Rush)
Neil Peart (")
Alex Lifeson (")
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd)
Syd Barrett (early Pink Floyd)
Roger Waters (sans PF)
Richard Wright (PF)
Nick Mason (PF)
Jim Lee (WildCATS)
Stan Lee (come on, the man is a comic genius)
Jason Lee (Dogma, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Almost Famous)
Marc Silvestri (Cyberforce)
Tim Burton
Danny Elfman
George Lucas
Liam Neeson
Harrison Ford (Indy and Han Solo...)
Nicolas Cage
(Stone Cold) Steve Austin (WWF)
Patrick Stewart
Ray Park
Christopher Lambert (the original Highlander)
Eric Idle (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
John Cleese (MP)
Terry Giliam (MP)
Danny Masterson (Hyde from "That 70s Show")

Highlander riding high

I want a piece of that Seven-of-Nine chick

Don't fear the reaper baby...Fear ME!

THE MAN

Patron Saint of Tough Asses everywhere

Post Mortem Honorary Yaks

The Reverend Bill Hicks

Any Crow movie made after the first is sacrilege

Brandon Lee
Bruce Lee
William Shakespeare
Sam Kinison
(Reverend) Bill Hicks
Chris Farley

Drugs - the ultimate way to die

OH! OOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOH!