Rikaju is at it again with pairing up the yu-gi-oh characters. She has dragged Malik Ishtar, and Yami Malik to her house to pair them up with unsuspected YGO characters….

Rikaju- All right…* sits malik and yami down*

Malik- * shrugs * I don't think im gonna like this….I have a bad feeling this is gonna turn out the way I think it is..

Yami Malik- * snorts * this is a complete waste of my time! I could be planning my world domination… * glares at Rika *

Rika- * returns Yami's look then pulls out a clipboard, a list of characters on it with their [pairs] * Ok……first up…now remember, this is just for fun. Don't take it personally…

Malik x Tea

Yami- * laughs * ha ha malik!

Malik- err….no!

Rika- why not?

Yami- pfft! Shes so ugly, not to mention annoying…

Rika- *shrugs * ok whatever you say…

Malik x Mia

Yami- * bursts out laughing*

Malik- *drops his head* no….just…no

Rika- yeah, your right. Joey and Mia would be much better…

Malik x Yugi

Malik- * takes out the millennium rod* your insane….im gonna kill that boy one day…

Rika- *shrugs * its not him you wish to kill…its Yami Yugi…but still…wouldn't they be cute together? ^^

Yami- *laughs on * I vote for yugi and malik!

Malik- * glares at Yami, then points the millennium rod at him * die…

Rika- * snatches the millennium rod away from Malik, and wacks him in the head with it* quit it!

Malik- * rubs his head where he was wacked* What was that for?

Yami- * silently smirks * heh

Rika- for being you,ok…now for our next pair up…

Malik x Tristan

Yami- pfft like that would ever happen!

Malik- *shakes his head in disgust * I don't think so…

Rika- You guys could get along…I think it might work

Malik- I'd kill him before he got a chance to get near me…

Rika-  *sighs* You cant get along with anyone can you malik?

Malik- * thinks for a moment *

Rika-  *growls* never mind…next pair…

Malik x Joey

Malik- * looks horrified * no!!!!!!

Yami- Heh heh heh…..I think that would work

Rika- *tapes Yami's mouth shut * Well I don't….I don't know why that was even in there…

Heh heh…I feel mean doing this
Malik x Yami Yugi

Malik- *falls off his chair, then slowly gets back onto it* You've got to be kidding me! I HATE him! We are talking about the guy who killed my father over here!

Rika- *sweatdrops* actually malik…

Yami- * Pulls the tape off and interrupts * That was me you baka…

Malik- * eyes widen, he falls off the chair again* Wha….?

Yami- * smirks * you heard me

Malik- *snatches his millennium rod back from Rika and goes after Yami with it * Ill kill you!!!!

Rika- * Grabs Malik's shirt and pulls him back to the chair. She then ties him down * There will be no killing in my house.

Malik- *shoots a sinister glare at Yami, then settles down seeing there was nothing he could do to get to him *

Rika-ok…next

Malik x Mokuba

Malik-he is wayyy to young…Besides, id rather kill him.

Rika- would u stop it with the talks of murder? Its getting annoying…

Yami- *snorts* my thirst for blood has no end…

Rika- * re-tapes yami's mouth shut* quiet you…

Malik- it will never work

Rika-Hmmm…Mokuba is cute don't ya think?

Malik- * shudders * no….can we just get on with this?

Rika-oh fine

Yami- * sitting on his chair throwing a fit because he cant get the tape of his mouth *

Malik x Seto Kaiba

Malik- *jaw drops * are you insane?!?

Yami- * begins to cry of laughter, but still cant get the tape off *

Seto- *comes storming in from outside [he was snooping around outside, being noise] * What the..!?!

Rika- heh heh I just had to do that. Your both evil, so why not?

Seto and Malik- NO!!!! It will never work!!!

Rika- ^^ alright alright. I think Seto would rather be with SERENITY anyways!

Seto- Im gonna hurt you *tackles Rika to the ground*

Yami- *laughs even more, tears falling from his face *

Rika- * shoves Seto off of her * GET OFF! NEXT…erf!…. PAIR

Malik x Yami Bakura

Malik-Wha? Bakura! Umm..no, no!

Yami- *Struggles harder to get the tape off *

Rika-for some reason a lot of people think you 2 are ment for each other. I on the other hand don't think it would really work….you too look way to much alike. Plus I know malik would just kill him in the end anyways because they both want power and would do anything for it. So…..

Malik-*smirks at the part about him killing bakura but then remembers something eles* I could never be with anyone who eats raw steak!

Rika- *growls * hey I happen to like very rare steak!

Malik-yea, but raw? * shudders *

Rika- well maybe not raw but still….hey wait! How did we get talking about steak? Im not done with my pairing…

Malik x Yami Malik

Yami- * somehow, the tape comes flying off of his mouth * WHAT?!?!

Malik- * falls backwards in the chair * Owe! Urg.. * rubs his head and gets back up*

Rika- ha ha. Im not serious. I know it would never work. You guys look too much alike…

Malik- Your sick. I cant belive you! *tackles her to the ground * DIE!!

Yami- *rips Malik off of her and begins to attack her himself * You deserve this!

Rika- *pulls out the millennium rod, somehow she had got it when malik wasn't paying attention * Don't make me hurt you with your own weapon

Yami- *stops dead * ok ok ill stop… *glares at Malik *

Rika-er…next pair…we are almost done guys.

I seriously have to do this one
Yami Malik x Isis

Malik- *looks stunned * wha wha? ISIS?!?!

Yami- *looks more stunned then Malik * huh?…no…no! no no no no no!!!

Rika- HAHAHA I just HAD to say that. No Yami wants to kill Isis anyways, but Malik wont let it happen. Actually Yami Malik wants to kill everyone… *thinks for a moment *

Yami- *nod * that's right..

Malik- * rolls his eyes *

Rika-alright enough. Now for my last pair *evil sneer *

Malik x Me ^^

Rika-oh yeah. This one wil work perfect. Malik was made for me, foever. * glomps Malik *

Malik- *blushes *

Yami- * rolls eyes * uh…so sickening…Besides im better than he is. You should like me

Rika- *growls * hell no. your just plain stupid

Yami- Hey! Im better than him and you know it. Tell me who do u like better?

Rika- *thinks* Hmmm right now its Malik, but on some days I like you *notes the somedays part * I like your hair, but sometimes it drives me insane because you look like someone for DBZ. Malik on the other hand *glomps him again * I never dislike. Hes cute in every way ^^

Malik- *smirks * hear that Yami Malik? She likes me better *sticks his tounge out* :P

Yami- * growls * errr! Ill get you! *tackles him to the ground *

Rika- Hey! Your not aloud to beat up my Malik *tackles Yami, throwing him off of Malik, and begins to punch him*

Yami- *leans his head up and kisses her * heh, that will make you stop…

Rika- O-O *jumps back to her feet away from Yami, very surprised *

Malik- *growls * No kissing my Rikaju *tackles Yami Malik, but not before snatching the millennium rod away from Rika to attack him with *

Yami-EEEP!!!!!!! *rolls out of reach from Malik *

Malik- *goes after him again *

Rika- *drags Malik away * ok, that's enough.

Malik- No! I must kill him…* remembers about his father * yea, I MUST kill him!

Rika- * kisses him on his cheak to get his attention *

Malik- O.O  *stops*

Yami- *suddenly grows mad. He was beginning to like Rika *

Rika- and so my story ends. Malik should be with me. Why? Because it makes everything easier

Yami- *snorts * I beg to differ. You should like me! * attacks malik *

Rika- *jumps in after Yami, all of them now fighting *

Something breaks in the backround, and the camera filming the mini show falls over and cracks…the screen then fades black, but the noise is still loudly there

Seto-*steps in on the black screen * Hmm…that was far from happy. *pictures himself with Malik, and mumbles* How the heck did she even picture us together? *shakes his head * Well, it doesn't matter. Im outta here.

Seto Leaves the screen, and everything is over…