Samantha: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the charters (Besides me, Kiwi, Mina, Brit, Jeff, Jack, and Stephie) but I do own this FanFict so enjoy

Yami Bakura: Comes on stage AND NO STEALING! IF YOU DO STEAL I WILL KILL YOU ALL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Miho and Tristan come on stage and pulls Yami Bakura off

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Samantha: Well Welcome everyone to the Bran New TV Game Show "Yu-Gi-Oh Truth or Dare Show"

Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Samantha: Now let me introduce our cast

Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Samantha: Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Yugi Moto and his Yami, Miho Nozaka, Tristan Taylor, Tea Gardner, Bakura and his Psycho Yami and Joey Wheeler

They all walk onto stage but Joey

Samantha: Where’s Joey

Joey: Right here Untangles foot from a wire and walks on the stage and takes a seat in a Green leather chair

Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seto: Nice to see you again Mutt

Joey: Shut up

Miho: BAKA! Shut up where on TV

Seto: Its not the first time Miho hits him in the back of the head and Seto mumbles something about Older sisters being a pain in his …

Samantha: Hello all and Welcome to

Crowd: "Yu-Gi-Oh Truth or Dare Show"

Samantha: And our first dare is for Yugi

Yugi: Ok

Samantha: Truth or Dare Yugi

Yugi: Dare

Samantha: Reads a letter Yugi, I dare you to lose to me in a Duel and give me your puzzle from Marik

Yugi: Sigh What

Marik: From the crowd MUHAHAHAHAHA

Samantha: Guards remove this Marik at once Burns the letter

Yugi: Thanks

Samantha: Draws another Yugi Dare letter Dear Yugi, I dare you to go jump into a pit of P….. off Telitubbies

Yugi: Uh, Uh, Uh

Samantha: Presses a button and the floor moves and a clear pit opens up KIWI MINA DO YOU HAVE THE Pi…. off TELITUBBIES

Kiwi and Mina walk onto the stage dragging a bag behind

Kiwi: You want it in the Pit

Samantha: Yes They throw the Pi…. Off Telitubbies in the pit and walk off stage

Yugi: Ok here goes nothing Bakura throws him a knife

Bakura: You might need it

Yugi: Thanks jumps in the pit

Telitubbies: We are Pi…. Off Telitubbies

Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Help me Cuts the Telitubbie’s heads off and gets out of the pit and the pit disappears

Samantha: Good to see you again Yugi now you may pick the next victim

Yugi: Ok I pick, Uh, Uh, Tristan

Tristan: Uh, Dare

Samantha: Draws a card I dare you to Kiss Miho for 30 minuets, Brit bring out the lipstick Brit comes out holding the lipstick tray and Tristan picks one shade and starts to kiss Miho, 30 minuets later

Miho: Gets dizzy and falls over and her Brothers help her up

Tristan: Hum there is something that always makes her do that

Samantha: Takes her Walkman off Huh oh now that that’s over Tristan pick our next Victim

Tristan: Bakura

Samantha: Draws a card Tee Hee I dare you to Put 6 pounds off ice down your pants

Bakura: Why me

Samantha: Hey you like the hotness of a desert now feel the cold of frozen water, come on out with the ice Stephie, Stephie walks on the stage carrying 6 pounds of ice, drops it at Bakura’s feet and walks off the stage

Samantha: Go on Bakura

Bakura: Uh, uh, uh

Samantha: Come on Crowd lets give him a little spirit

Crowd: GO BAKURA GO BAKURA

Bakura: Fine Starts stuffing the ice down his pants till its all in

Samantha: How do you feel

Bakura: COLD, COLD, F…… COLD!

Samantha: Stephie come here and escort Bakura to the bathroom

Stephie: Ok come on Bakura, Bakura tries to walk but falls over

Bakura: I pick Miho Stephie rolls Bakura off the stage

Miho: Eye Twitches Truth

Seto: I know how to fix this Gives Miho a fire ball (Hot Candy) and she turns back to normal

Samantha: Thank you Seto Draws a new card Miho is it true that you made a web site with all your Diary entries in it

Miho: Gasps for air and Seto and Mokuba giggle SETO MOKUBA

Seto: D… Takes Miho’s Diary out of his pocket and hands it to Miho

Miho: Watch you language

Samantha: Aren’t you mad

Miho: How can I be mad at my Bothers Thinks Their dead Sweet Smile I pick Tea

Seto: Dare

Samantha: Draws a card Seto I dare you to kiss Joey

Joey and Seto: WHAT

Joey: I’m not kissing that Dirt Bag!

Seto: I second that

Samantha: Its that or Kiwi show them what they have to do if they refuse

Kiwi: You’ll win a free trip to Erie Music plays THE TORTURE CHAMBER where there you’ll be chained to a wall and fed Scorpions

Jeff: Runs onto the stage Then you’ll be attacked by RABID SQIRRELS

Kiwi: Hey I resent that remark

Jeff: Runs into a wall and Kiwi pulls him off the wall and drags him off stage

Both: Fine, Kisses quickly then runs off stage and brushes their teeth

Mokuba: I think I’m going to have nightmares

Yugi: Me two Bakura comes back on stage and 5 minuets later Seto and Joey walk back on stage

Seto: I pick Mutt

Joey: DARE

Samantha: Draws a card and bursts out laughing and Seto and Yugi runs up to her and looks at the card and walks back to their seats MINA COME HERE

Mina: Ya

Samantha: Take over for me while I go recover Hands Mina the microphone and Walks off the stage laughing so hard she trips over the wires and start cracking up, Brit drags her off

Mina: Ok the dare is You must put on a puffy purple dress and dye your hair purple Everyone starts to laugh JACK GET OUT HERE

Jack: Skips on stage Yes

Mina: Take Joey to the dressing room and get him the Dare

Jack: Takes Joey’s hand Come on Joey I’ll let you use one of my dresses, Pulls Joey off stage

Mina: OK we didn’t need to know that

Samantha walks back on the stage and takes Mina’s place

40 minuets later Jack drags Joey on stage and everyone starts laughing

Jack: I also gave him a makeover

Samantha: Good job you get a raise

Joey: Go to H… You F…… gaylord

Samantha: Turn around Joey and show your stuff

Jack: It does make him look Pretty

Crowd: GAYLORD! Jack walks off stage

Joey: I HATE THIS

Weevil: From crowd Strut your stuff Wheeler

Joey: Jumps off stage and kills Weevil That was building up in me for a long time

Samantha: Works for me ok Joey who’s your next victim

Joey: Sits down YAMI

Yami: Yami appears Truth

Yami Bakura: Cough Sissy Cough

Yami: Shut up Tomb Robber before I shock you again

Yami Bakura: Whimpers and turns back into Bakura

Samantha: Draws a card Whoa ok, Yami have you told Yugi that your Gay yet

Yami: Y… N… That’s not fair I’m not Gay

Bakura: Sure Fights with his self, My Yami said it

Yami: I have to say neither

Samantha: Ok Yami pick your victim

Yami: Tomb robber Yami Bakura appears
Yami Bakura: DARE, MUHAHAHAHA!

Samantha: Draws a card I Dare you to sing the Elmo Song

Yami Bakura: D..., Uh, Sings This is a song la, la, la, la, Elmo’s Song Etc.

Seto: You memorized that I bet you watch it everyday

Yami Bakura: Huh

Seto: Laughs

Yami Bakura: I pick Mokuba

Mokuba: Huh Daydreaming about Nestle Wonderballs oh Dare

Samantha: Draws a card I dare you to sing a song from a TV commercial

Seto and Miho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mokuba: Takes a deep breath Oh I wonder, wonder oo ah doo ah oo.. whats in your wonderball? Who knows what surprises, a wonderball will hide…yummy nestle chocolate, with candy shapes inside...Oh I wonder, wonder oo ah doo ah oo...what's in your wonderball? What's in your wonder ball? Takes a bow

Samantha: Good Job Mokuba, Throws him a Nestle Wonderball

Mokuba: ITS MINE, Eats the chocolate shell and looks at the candies Hey its Hercules Shoves the candies in his mouth and his face turns purple and he swallows SOUR Runs around in circles and Brit runs out on stage and hands him Water and Mokuba sits down, I pick Tea

Tea: Dare

Samantha: Draws a card, Ok I dare you to fight with a Rabid squirrel

Tea: That’s not nice

Samantha: But you picked dare now bring the rabid squirrel

Kiwi walks out on stage an Tea walks up to her

Tea: Looks at Kiwi strangely You’re a rabid squirrel

Kiwi: Makes squirrel noises and changes into a Rabid Squirrel Die You evil Thing Kiwi attacks Tea and Kiwi wins and Tea sits back down and Kiwi hops off stage and Jeff runs on stage

Jeff: I told you Runs into a wall and dies

Yami Bakura: That sucks

Miho: Why

Yami: Bakura I didn’t get to kill him Grins evilly

All: Anima fall

Samantha: Well that’s our show bye for now

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TV Commercial

TV Host: Mokuba Kaiba little brother to the Famous Kaiba Corp owner Seto Kaiba and Famous TV star Miho Nozaka, Mokuba is now the proud owner of Nestle Wonderballs, This surly is a family of Millionaires.

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Samantha: So write me a review ok it took me a while to write this and I hope you likes it Smiles

Jeff: Runs on stage again THE RABID SQUIRRELS ARE COMING Kiwi runs on stage chasing Jeff

Yami Bakura: Can I kill him now

Samantha: D… it kill him

Yami Bakura takes out his Man-Eater Bug and makes it eat Jeff

Samantha: Good you get a raise, Now so that’s the e…

Yugi: Yugi runs up to Samantha, Joey found the sugar

Joey: Jumps up and down Sugar, Sugar, Sugar and breaks the camera